orgasmic samson the cockatoo

[devonkathryn]

Just so everyone knows, the bird isn't making the sound. >_>

[HardCorpsPredator]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! !!! But seriously, you need to stop having intercourse near him! But then again.... LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[XxskittlesXxtastic]

What the fuck lol u made my day :)

[yuppyguitar1]

Its fake. His mouth isn't moving. The sound continues after he's stopped moving. You can hear the sound coming from the person holding the camera, not the bird.

[TheReeShow]

@yuppyguitar1 Birds beaks don't have to be moving for them to make sounds, infact one of my birds say helloooooo without even moving it's beak :-)

[SigurdHeathen]

This has to be fake. It's too perfect.

[SocialNetworkWhore]

Sounds like someone should keep the bird outta the bedroom at night.

[Evertide05]

Was it good for you?

[pikchupower47477]

Love The Tune!! So Cute

[fatdevil7]

I WAS SCARED FOR HIM. I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SMACK HIS HEAD ON THE CAGE, :(

[yomaddieee]

Do you guys like...leave him in the room when you...never mind

[LeBearExtrordinare]

thumbs up for the Beautiful bird :D

but i have been around far to many parrots to know that the camera person is making those sounds,0:14 really gives it away XD

[codkrause]

That's why you don't show cockatoos porn

[TeChNoMuSiCgOcRaZy]

@codkrause ROFL ROFL ROFL !!! XD

[miloftonime]

is it her voice? so cuteeeee

[WeLiveToComment]

Dayum. What do the people say or do in that house for this bird to mimic things like that???

[1974shortie]

ohhhh that is too cute! i want one soooo bad!

[magemaniac33]

WILL ALL CREEPIERS STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

[ObiWanKedoobie]

At least the bird knows not to mimic bad sex. that could be embarrassing for the owner. hahaha

[btdada]

@ObiWanKedoobie

not just bad sex, but fake orgasm too

[534jesusfreak]

sex addict

[4everguyluver]

this bird's been watching too much porn.

[SuperMegaPixieHollow]

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

[Weshouldkillher]

HEAD BANGING BIRD!

[Airsoftizbeast]

best part starts at 0:08

[inebriatedmind]

definitely mimicking sex noises

[girly10az]

"What are they doing?"

*crest goes up*

"Ohhh!"

[chucknorris56ish]

wow did you give him viagra

[relii100]

so adorible!!!

[brassmonkeyization]

WTF!!!!!! This makes my lil bros friend laugh.HAHAHA Oooh oohe

[toolbar12423]

Weirdest.... boner.... ever



[Mortthemoose]

ha ha ha.....funny....and slightly disturbing at the same time!!!!! LOL

[tanner87]

lmfao xD  ahahahaha

[MegaBluestar88]

lmao ecstacy in the food

[SoAsianTv]

<3

[Levi9999VR]

lol



[Lunsta1]

HahhahHAHA!! Insane!

[Posternal]

What?

[Hubblestiltskin]

I really hope your bird is actually called Orgasmic Samson

[WeenieHallow]

If I could make this as my ringtone, I would have it for everything on my phone. <3

[Japaneseshibainu]

"I should name him salad" that was random..... XD

[wihyrr]

@Japaneseshibainu

I should *GAVE* him salad :D

[nourjiha]

i think the owner watches porn too much lolllll and the parrot knows the sound well and when he puts a porn movie the parrot reacts to that and if u listen carefully ull notice there is a porn movie play while the parrot is making noise spicily at the end when u hear meat slapping meat lollll

[dreamvettezr1]

@nourjiha riight...

[nourjiha]

i think the owner watches porn too much lolllll and the parrot knows the sound well and when he puts a porn movie the parrot reacts to that and if u listen carefully ull notice there is a porn movie play while the parrot is making noise spicily at the end when u hear meat slapping meat lollll

[ceejaybuchanan]

is it realy her making noises?

[CKALLY]

Lol I heard moaning in the background were you watching porn?

[Psypoke64]

i was drinking sprite i made a spittake when i saw this video LOL

[minxieist]

fucking ace xxxxxxxxxxx

[Joker4623]

this bird watches too much porn

[Mrgladipizza]

you shuld maby swithc to some food with less sugar :P

[Morithia]

So cute! I love the giggle at the end.

[Andreazor]

"Wooey hoho!" That parrot could voice a pokémon.

[Hannahmontanna43]

Cutest ... voice ... i have EVER heard ! (:

[LuridShadowX]

LMAO.

[babygparas13mpr3]

Hahaha that's so cute!

[SCMartin27]

bahaha! that;s great! :D

[77794471]

ok i told you not! to give him that smoke!

[crasywalrus1903]

hw ow much do they cost at the cheapest? like $200? they look so cool!

[DamnMyChannel]

@crasywalrus1903 got mine from free it flew into my house :3

[AwesomeM3000]

@crasywalrus1903 They're awesome, But incredibly demanding, I wouldn't advise getting one if you don't have any experience with birds. Start with a cockatiel, they make great beginner birds. They're basically a cockatoo, but they have a shorter life-span, Require less interaction, Are smaller and more colorful, and are a lot less trouble.

[Emeralee]

OMG LOL

At first I thought it was you haha!

[mouse264]

Oh my god. That is the cutest voice ever.

[vandos11]

ROFL!

[Mtthyman]

hahahahahaha.

[maalberg]

hahahaha, wonderfull :D

[MrMeat31]

hmmmm wonder how he learned that.

[gamerkyle2402]

the person is making noises! not the bird!

[korictixor]

I don't think the cockatoo was making those noises.

[sbfltiff]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO ive watched this thing over like 10 times x;

[kairiXhikariX]

this soooo made my day

[lilthug19908]

lmfao

[Kenderra]

lmao....

[snapwrenches]

LOL oh god. The "Oo-hoo!" at the end sealed it for me.

[murthny]

who dislike this,is stupid

[tur0ktony2010]

hahahahahaaa

[ixonixas]

its was sound of pedobear rape :D

[DemonFox20]

the person taking the video was making the noises not the cockatoo

[jamwater3]

rofl favorited this

[noniea08]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA that is hilerious it sounds like you guys watch too many teen movies lol :P

[EA1088]

Wow......Now my birds are going to hear that everytime I show that to someone to give them a laugh...This could be bad.

[happyninslave]

That's the most f'cked up bird I've every heard. He sounds like a seal having sex. Not that I'd know.

[XxDJanaxX]

lol xDD

[MRnickprater]

lol

[loscantos]

funniest cockatoo i've ever seen.....!!!!

[DarkenRahl2270]

he or she are sooooooooooo cute

[shroudedassassian]

riiiight... lol

[helloxkrysta]

Every time I'd walk into some local petstore, I'd see a parrot doing that. :O

[TheGiselle2]

I don't think the bird made those noises. I think they were added after the video was made to make it more funny.

[GiantPixels]

buttsecks.

[jrenae75]

Sounds like the room above us last time we stayed in a motel. Happened at the exact same time 2 nights in a row.

[timoxomit]

You should cover him or put him in another room and close the door when you make love. So gunny!

[born4reptilez96]

so does he let you pet him? like is he nice?

[69blackberry]

the voice is fake -_-

[Serkant75]

is the bird making that sounds ?!

[KikyoHigurashi]

hes like ohhhhhh i gotta to see something ..... oh la la HAHA

[aceinc2]

well next time dont put the cage in your parents room lol

[BCLL00]

thhat madde me cracck upp!.

[blondebexx]

haha thats amzing! though, I think You should move the bird out of the room when u have sex next time... :P

[Julianpig77]

your bird sure watches a lotta porn haha

[30secondstomarscam]

lmao sound slike he was making bed squeeking sounds

[bucumania]

Lol. Don't make sex in front of your parrot! :))

[houre1]

HAHAHAHAHA

OMG :D:D:D:D:D:D:

very nice :D:D::D

[promisedsinger15]

That's a silly bird! It's also very cute!

[CKnightsofni]

DAHAHAHAHAHA

[Naruto93Senpai]

Oh my God.....fukkin hillarious!!!!!

[olderbro21]

best 14 seconds of my life

[HELLOCHEWY]

Its so Cute

[princessmahta]

what a cutie!

[Stephylette1]

OMG silly bird!

[WatchThingsWithMe]

Its a monkeytoo! xD

[animefangirlxx]

and a seal!

[verticalsmurf]

Sure she isn't a seal in cockatoo cloathing?

[bribri0786]

lol she giggled

[khackney]

LOL

[Ichigobleach7391]

lmao The end when he laughed!

[Comedianest]

lol that has tobe the funniest cockatiel ive ever seen

[kakishisfriend1126]

lol i laughed soo hard

[talldiesel]

hilarious

[fishfighter2324]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo awsome.

[sakurachan777]

wtf lol :D

[XFioritaX]

HAHAHAH

[AnimeGameMaster]

LMAO!!! There are just SOME things that you should never show your bird!! xD That made me laugh SO freaking hard!!!

[gappish]

THAT MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!

[TheTexanAtheist]

LMFAO! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen a bird do...heheh!

[kolorikon]

soo... where did he learn that? x)

[Cupid5678]

WOHOO! TEEHEE meehhooooodklsdsflfds funny is burd in town my cockatiel is a pain. ima have to train him to do that shit so that he can be one mini version of di bird... aha:)

[Cupid5678]

haha

[ponchodude4]

your bird is a head banger. he must be listening to heavy metal. lol

[SLIPKNOTFREA]

ha im a big metal fan

[PrancingCornmuffins]

I love this cockatoo.

[shinigami852]

next time close the bedroom door

[guitar4life33]

mosh pit!!

[Doddmond]

Cockatoo's are such show-offs lol, if you ever see one at the zoo, they're always making people laugh, cos they understand how it gets them attention when they wobble about and stuff.

[DontPlayaHateHonkey]

HEY! I HAVE THE SAME BIRD! ...Well used to...

AND I HAD A RABBIT NAMED SAMSON!!!

And my bird knows that bouncing dance too!

And does all that weird head twisting...

[watto98]

NO, thats not right. All cockies do that dance. It's called showing off

[mayflowerbaby]

ORGASMIC?! lmao

[Jal8919536]

Sounds more like "WhooHoo!".

[GetMeThere1]

sounds like a nerd orgasm...

[j0ch0a]

that doesn't sound like the cockatoo making the noise, it sounds like a person...is it the bird or a person?

[denise1295]

lol cool

[RSpkMOVIES]

lol!@!@!@!@!@

[chengda85]

lol.

[NemoDofus]

Rocker !!

\../_(O_O)_\../

[lo0llo0llo0l]

They imitate, don't they? I mean that's the way they learn stuff right? So, he probably has seen u have sex too much :')

[kurie96]

lolololol xD

[smosh0643]

i live in australia we get them all the time there great to watch

[babetteq]

Is that a Galerita? I've got one too!

[cindyandjoey]

It just bugs the crap out of me... almost always when people see my cockatoo, the first thing they ask is, "those cost a lot of money, don't they?" I usually respond in one of a couple ways. I ask them if they have kids (usually yes), then ask how much they have spent on their kids so far, noting especially that cockatoos don't have to go to college. Or I just say, he's adopted I have no idea.

[Baxtercrab92]

Those birds are in my country, Australia.

[FuzzySparkle182]

How much was this lovely bird and where did you get it?

I can't seem to find a good place to go.

And,

I've done my research.

=)

[pattyinla]

Contact a parrot rescue organization in your area, they will be your best resource.

[parrotscience]

Cool - my Cockatoo has the same name too... Cute bird!

[thecuckoosnest]

Cockatoos are not for everyone, fanmegaman. If you're asking how much was paid (and before asking what kind of cockatoo it is!), you've not done enough research yet. Cockatoos are a major investment, not just of money.

[sugageek]

Right there is good food-- not just seed feed, regular avian vet check ups, toys and more toys, lots of time, and tons of love and caring.-- Priceless

[fanmegaman]

How much you paid for your cockatoo and what kind of cockatoo is it?

[TraceyUK]

Wow, What A beautiful Bird.

Nice to meet you Samson.

This is my cockatoo's Angel Fav Video, lol.

So it's in my fav's now.

Thanks so much for sharing.

Love Trace Xx

[jenovia]

Haha, cute. XD

[coelhobiu]

great!