Green Monster: Cpl. Shelton Gets His Just Desserts

[trl5915]

Love this story and laughed my ass off..

[pdeus89]

Damb Okinawa does that to marines

[jesussaveswithcoupon]

a fucking black widow spider lol

[VoodooPolitico]

AHAHAH I wonder what the asshole he is talking about is thinkming as he watches this. I knew ALOT of pure fucking scumbags that were the "king shit" NCO's when I was a boot. 

[bigmetal16]

"The banger special"

[TheBlitzkriegHammer]

1.) That throat squeeze shit, that really works, I've done that to someone and they went DOWN. 2

2.) I would've hunted that whore down and killed her.

[codied93]

my recruiter told me a story very simular to this one

[Caution5]

Were you guys all 8152's or something?

[TheRealTaco87]

Red Bullshit. It gives you HATE!

[lollipoprock27]

I could listen to this guy all day xD

best stories ever!!!!!

[TheIrieOne87]

See..good things do happen to people.

[echo1er]

keep um coming!

[jdmKemosabe]

Hahahahah this guy is the funniest mofo ever and that would suck so bad

[MIDNswagg]

fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!

[anteracmacash]

this dude is so fucking retarded

[nyar77]

You are a freakin' moron. If you can't make it through 4 years in the Marine Corps, there is no way you can handle the real world. Seen this guy a 1,000 times in the corps, every one of them the same. "The Corps **ucked me." Or "This place is so stupid." Everyone of them are too full of themselves to get out of their own way.

Take responsibility for your actions and grow up you moron.

[batterygrunt]

Thats why you never go to boot in the Corps and always wear a rubber in the fleet. Dessert rats (29 Palms) Most women are just abused and diseased. Dont get tricked by a pretty girl they just look for a meal ticket. Any one new to Cops BEWARE of dessert rats. Find your little loved one AFTER your service. Dont ever have a G/F or wife during. They turn into whores. Ive seen too many guys like this. My biggest worry was staying alive and getting mail. This dude is right, it happens alot.

[DJVirgoNeun]

@batterygrunt I hear you on that, man. That's one thing I cannot fucking trust in the military. Being married to a fucking black widow as Paulsen referred to the woman as.

[usmcdvldog90]

i hope we meet someday

[usmcdvldog90]

@VredesStal your a fucking moron, im a marine kingsbay right now, the sister base to bangor where the story in question went down, i know plenty of douche fucking bag cpls that deserve wat this guy describes. Have you ever stood fucking post? middle of the night? as a boot tha tmeans ur running low on sleep constantly even without an NCO hating you, but i guess hes a shitbag bc he brought a music device to keep him awake. if ur even in the military which i doubt ur prolly some pogueass bitch

[Agent1W]

When I was in the Air Force, I really did want to give out some beatings to other airmen...just to resolve some differences. Instead, I wrestled with an airman for fun, but nobody was watching lol.

I have to admit that those same airmen were being pussies about confrontations. I even got into trouble for shouting at an airman of EQUAL rank, mind you.

[cejasize]

@Agent1W That's bc all airman are pussies

[Agent1W]

@cejasize Not quite. I can find the right airmen who are hard enough to AT LEAST handle a confrontation in the adult manner. I have fought tooth-and-nail with the utmost respect through every confrontation I had, so nobody dare say that I was "unprofessional". It's always been a fact of military life. If you don't like confrontation, you're in the wrong place.

Pussies are those who don't want to take a hit and toughen up from it, and you'll find them in every branch.

[devin2491]

i dont get the point whyd he "kick his ass" which im not even gonna believe cause i wasnt their to see it but im wondering what for

[dm325]

cause the dude was a douchebag to him.

[trickster0092]

Me, Myself & Irene. LOL!!!

[ATELISARA]

hahaha, I hope this isn't the same Cpl Shelton I went to San Diego MCRD with back in March 04, I'd be damned!!!! awesome bro, hate=motivation!!!

[LindB377]

"The more you hate me, the more you will learn."

[dm325]

this was filmed in 2003

[Wingnut09X]

Hate does give you energy

[rwalden2007]

I don't want to ever piss this guy off!

[slowmotion1983]

but is it awsome to the kids that are stay with shelton.

[ackamack101]

another awesome story from paulsen

[purpdrank83]

primo vid dude!!!  thx god bless ore military

[d93662]

i love when he says it was awsesome

[loumia09]

white america lol....im not proud to be an american these video prove how STUPID the military is...idiots hmmm nothing else to do after high school i think i'll join the military.

[timberland1108]

if your not proud to be American then GET THE FUCK ASS ASSHOLE

[loumia09]

u must be white lol ignorant...you probably think this guy is cool right wanna be just like him lol prick

[Blacklung27]

what the fuck is wrong with you dude what have you ever done in life? If you havent lived it you have no room to talk

[loumia09]

i have nothing againist the military....and lets not start judging ppl and calling names....i just gave my opinion on the video like evryone and else...to me he sounds like an ignorant person...who will probably end up as a security gaurd. What hes talking about has nothing to do with the military. People like you just think that shits cool and that talking like that makes you tough. most of the time when it comes down to it...i love to see guys like that get knocked out

[mmafan1775]

you say lets not start judging people but before you said HERP DERP WHITE AMERICA, THE MILITARY IS STUPID. get the fuck out idiot.

[tkodawg9]

Im gonna repost these videos!

[rod18t]

i would love to talk with this guy about shit like that.

[milroxsox]

lol! they fucked her six ways from sunday

[Finchy000]

LOL

[rally4life11]

his face at the very end when he says "that piece of shit" is hilarious haha. this guy is badass i'd buy him a beer for sure!

[cheesemaster23]

Shelton got owned...

[sh4dyp]

Lol fuck yeah... sounds like the dude got what was coming

[crowman1979]

I tried that crab claw move once myself! And the person I did it to in the fight threw a shit fit.

[gofsbulldogs]

This guy is going to end up in prison if he doesn't learn to let things go.

[siops]

haha!

[shawbaby1111]

best story of all time.

[Stutka88]

Hope I never piss off a Marine!

[Ishbu101]

wow that's a messed up story.

[808bourn11]

no way i know the women hes talking about. My freind heard what she did went out with her had her stop collecting cash from the marine and dumped her right after

[greenmonsterfilm]

Wow, really?

[808bourn11]

im 95% sure hes talking about the same women

[cwood4ever]

@808bourn11 Whats she doing?

[qpzy]

Tell more stories, these are fucking great man.

[BrokCarson]

lol good shit man cant wait to graduate bootcamp and get on the Fleet

[wpxcrunner]

LMAO!!!

wow! that wife sounds JUST like my real mom! she married my dad just so she could screw men when he was at sea

[morahgurl]

Matt's stories are hilarious hopefully he'll tell more =]

[killerbees177]

Shelton sounds like Cpt Sobel

[greenmonsterfilm]

seriously?

[conlyeviper]

nobody wants to hear you describe yourself.

[LeeroyFan101]

HAHAHA damn that guy got fucked over in the end.

[yankeesangel03]

Lol, he's an awesome story teller!

[mattyxvii]

Glad to see that everyone is enjoying the stories I tell. Ben just informed me that he uploaded these. Personally, I think I sound like a retard.....I wish I could do these over. Anyway, glad to see you dudes enjoying the stories. There are SOOOOooooo many more I have. Especially now that I am a senior in college.

[ackamack101]

No, not retarded. More like hilarious. I knew from Ben's reply to some guy's post on 'CD Player in the Asspack' that Shelton got his ass beat. The surprise was how he got screwed over by the Banger Special. Hehe. Like the guy's comment below, I had been waiting since last summer to hear you tell this story. They're really funny. Hopefully you'll keep making more of them.

[HeadNtheClouds]

you should do stand up comedy, you are way funnier than most of those losers. When you were jestering about what shelton was doing after you grabbed his throat & started kicking him in the ribs, yelling drill time, or whatever, that's funny shit!!, you acted it out & it made it funnier. Yep!! That guy must have been a super asshole!!

[RPLKING]

primo slut lmao

[MikeInMiami305]

This guy is fucking hilarious!!!

[TeufelBAMF]

good...glad to know the douchebag NCO got his in the end!!

[tadsteadman]

its fucking great i coulldnt wait for this since he had his last video. keep it coming

[s1n001]

hahahah omg thats great!

[JodyPino]

Love it! Thanks for this! Hilarious stuff!

[ackamack101]

awesome! thanks for posting! i've been waiting to hear paulsen tell about cpl. shelton's just desserts! go paulsen! man, can this guy tell a story.