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  • u guys are fuckin up the sketch with yr logic

  • But if Dan was being alive WaDan must kill himself to do the oposite.

  • Omg love this episode

  • funny as fuck but i think a WaMire would be better

  • @5hiThAppEnS2 But that would just be a normal office guy

  • @rickneil01 hahahah yeah thats true didnt think of that

  • Lol when wadan is making out with the chick his mustache is falling off

  • wait!... He said he would stay, so Wadan left, but he also said forever, so Wadan can return!... Right?

  • when dan was drinking the coke zero, i thought wa dan was just going to drink coke, but no.

  • Haha so funny when the food comes out of his mouth!

  • I can't believe how seriously people are taking this, complaining about breathing and existing. Since when was a hardly working logical?

  • If Dan is straight, WaDan should be Gay or Bi

  • lolol

    

  • Wadan on the flood you're retard lolllllllllll

  • Dan was breathing the whole time... --' stupid shit

  • @xenon6212 You're the idiot. When Dan was breathing in, WaDan was breathing out and vice versa.

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  • Thanks wadan! Wadan!

  • If Dan exists, WaDan would not. Thus this entire episode did not happen.

  • All he had to do was go to the toilet and I think WaDan would get the message.

  • The opposite of Mario is Wario because m upside-down is w, so the opposite of Luigi should be ruigi (l upside-down looks like an r). So the opposite of Dan should still be Dan because D upside-down is still D.

  • @thrufireandflame

    Yes. But Dan will die if he is not bleathing, so WaDan won't...

  • the dan gerwich sketches are my favourites.

  • WADAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • If Dan is breathing, wouldn't that mean WaDan is not breathing?

  • anyone else die when he said turn off the fucking camera and it showed the guy?

  • He should have just not stabbed himself in the head

  • 1:31 ---i love collegehumor

  • Shouldnt WaDan be dead if dan is alive...

  • the opposiite for staying the forever is leaving for a moment

  • Pause at 2:00, she looks like a guy. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    1:57

  • So my wa person is a terrorist

  • Wait a minute.

    Isn't the opposite of "stay forever" "leave never"?

  • Why didn't he just start breathing?!?

  • oh shit the add that just played before this video had fricking DOOBS in it!!!!!! Beknown add!

  • 220 WaLukes

    (my names luke and i really like CH :D )

  • 0:13 cracked me up XD

  • so he shoves poo up his anus and it comes out his mouth as food?

  • @TheOldpeep89 No, he eats shit and craps food

  • Damn olentitimmies just got served bitch.

  • shouldn't WaDan's name be Nad? cos its the opposite of Dan?

  • Stay forever,

    Opposite is like,

    Leave for 5 minutes....

  • I wonder if they know that poes is the most vulgar word you can call someone in some languages ^^

  • wouldn't WaDan talk backwards, walk backwards on his hands and be not funny??? (complimenting Dan's talent :D)

  • If Dan is the opposite of WaDan, WaDan is the same as Dan.....

  • If Dan is staying somewhere forever.. Then WaDan would leave for a little while. Not forever.

  • Make the Return of WaDan!

  • @LmaonadeHD cant because dan is staying there forever

  • @LmaonadeHD Walamonade!

  • if dan was staying there forever, wouldnt wadan leave never

  • @ejaybugboy you made two things opposite and you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaantd do that

  • @ejaybugboy MINDFUCK!

  • @ejaybugboy He's following actions, not the opposite of words.

  • @ejaybugboy Then it's not opposite. They are counter opposites, thus making them the same. So the answer is no.

  • @ejaybugboy the opposite of stay here forever would be leave there never. so wherever Wadan is, he's not leaving.

  • @ejaybugboy My exact thoughts.

  • to bad she can beat him up

  • dan had a hot girlfriend

  • If Dan Had Balls Wouldn't WaDan Be Ball-Less?!!

  • haha he puking up food

  • BLAAAAGUUUHHH

  • But evil dopplegangers just have the first letter of their names flipped upsidedown. So WaDan would really just be Dan

  • @AngryAlienGames Does that work with Luigi and Waluigi?

  • like nr 10 000 :P

  • Damn, fucking Dan is a fucking boss.

  • If Dan doesn't have a boner then WaDan would have one lmao, they could have played around with that in the video.

  • Dan gets to make out and molest people in a a number of episodes...is Dan making the scripts?

  • so now vinnie's a creepy looking turtle on a cloud?

  • !nadaw

  • There should be a WuDan, like a Wu-Tang Clan version of Dan.

  • PlayingWithMahWii That's true! I'm not a doctor though so I can't say anything for certain.

  • Wait... if they decrease the amount of hotlinks and decrease traffic, souldn't that decrease profit leading to bankruptcy costing everyone their jobs?

  • @bjarki3021

    Yes, that's the joke.......*facepalm*

  • Dan should have said "I am not going to chop my penis off."

  • @PlayingWithMahWii Well it wouldn't have been a very good video if they had a dead guy laying on the floor the whole time now would it?

  • @xNightfire27x It could be!

  • Hold down 4

  • That just use one joke IS FUCKING ANNOYING

  • if yoou have transcribe auddio down, and wadan says mexican food it says handphone

  • 1:40 :D hold down 8 and enjoy laughing!

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  • If you're going to do a quiet #1, do a loud, stinky #2! - WaRicky.

  • "WAADAN ON THE FLOOR!" "thats fucking retarded"

  • i would have told Wadan i was not going to raise 1 million $ in the next 5 minutes and give it to the nearest person to me (ofc i would be next to him xD)

  • punches guy in face "thanks WaDan" "WAADAN!"

  • I like how at the end Dan doesn't take any shit just " shut up and turn the camera off!!" it twas awesome

  • WaDan!!!! XD FREAKIN' HILLARIOUS

  • this is the funniest college humour yet

  • I'M NOT A POUS

  • Pause at 1:40

  • VVV that comment is old so wtf

  • So if WaDan always does the opposite, and Dan is alive, wouldn't WaDan have to be dead?

  • @PlayingWithMahWii LOL I THOUGT THE SAME THING :D

  • @PlayingWithMahWii you dont 'do' alive you are alive.. its not a choice to be born, i dont know why u have thumbs up.

  • @OMFScience Well now, it was just a hypothetical question, you don't have to get all serious about it.

  • @PlayingWithMahWii stfu and watch the video smartass.

  • @turtleguy910456686 I watched it. I commented. Problem?

  • @PlayingWithMahWii Yeah, if you're gonna watch it don't be a smartass and write stupid comments pointing out some logical flaw in a comedy video. Thanks <3

  • @turtleguy910456686 What a real internet tough guy you are. How about if you're gonna watch it don't be an asshole and reply to other peoples' comments being, well, an asshole? Lay off the guy and stop being jealous he has the top comment for the moment. That, and get a life. Thanks. <3

  • @YRS317 Wow! You're so smart you can see right through me! How did you get so good at reading people? Clearly I didn't mean what I actually said (what's the pointing of saying something you mean, right?), I was just jealous he had the top comment! It's also remarkable that you know the details of my social life, and can safely declare that I "don't have a life." I'll work on that, and not being an asshole while I'm at it. Thanks <3

    P.S. Go fuck yourself faggot.

  • @turtleguy910456686 Surprising. Your frail ego just could not let this one go, huh? I don't claim to know you, I was just remarking how you seem to be a jealous, no-life child telling off someone who's obviously watched the video to "watch the video" and how you seem to have no life. But hey, 'if the shoe fits,' right? I'm glad you could admit it to yourself.

    P. S. Get a life.

  • @YRS317 Let's break down your post, shall we?

    "Your frail ego just could not let this one go, huh?"

    If I had a frail ego I wouldn't have said anything in the first place. It would make sense that I kept this stupid fight going if I had a big ego, so this sentence is retarded, and so are you.

    "If the shoe fits, right?" Wrong. You clearly don't get how the expression works, you say it when you agree with the original negative comment fucktard.

    P.S. Stop copying the forrm of my posts.

  • @turtleguy910456686 Wow, we're moving fast here. You're already at the "Let's break down your post" phase. You're pretty desperate, I see.

    Yes, a frail ego because you're trying to be a real tough guy over the internet. I can already see where this is going though, and I can already tell you there's no point in continuing. There's nothing that you can come up that would be able to shut me up, as much as you'd like, because that would make you right, which you are not.

  • @turtleguy910456686 By the way, Re: if the shoe fits: 'If it has all of the characteristics of a thing, it probably is that thing.' If you seem to be a childish jackass who tries to be a "smart" tough guy over the internet, then you probably are.

    P.S. Whatever 'forrm' is.

  • @YRS317 It's funny how I point out obvious flaws in your logic (as well as your argument), but you continue to boast your own ignorance by repeating the statements. Nonetheless, I'll admit this is stupid, and I may well have been wrong to call out the OP on something trivial, as well as for lashing out at you. This argument has turned into a hate-fest, and I'm sorry for the things I said.

    Please don't use the "if you misspell something it's invalid" argument.

    Thanks for catching me.

  • @PlayingWithMahWii Whoa playingwithmahwii, what's up

  • @PlayingWithMahWii "alive" isn't a verb, you can't do "alive", so WaDan can't 'do' the opposite.

  • @shikamarurules12 But "live" is a verb and you can "live."

  • @PlayingWithMahWii I guess that's true, but you can't really say "I'm gonna live". But it's a CH video, anything goes! :)

  • @shikamarurules12

    Actually, its alive.

    And you cant do alive ;< grammar-nazied.

  • @olentattimies You clearly didn't read our conversation.

    Common Sense-Nazied.

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  • I would have just told WaDan that I was not going to jump out the window.

  • 0:48 - 0:55 my favorite part. could not stop laughing "thats f**king retarded" LOL

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  • WaDan stinky Danny do?

  • Why does WaDan eat his mustache when he makes out?!?!?! Wtf?!?!?!

  • if i had a wakelly i would snap her neck

  • Poor WaDan. He just wanted to annoy Dan.

  • If dan was going to stay there forever, WaDan would temporarily leave..

  • @3vilalex are you kidding?

  • Until now...

  • Last!

  • If Dan exists than WaDan doesn't.....

  • LOL

  • they got an elevator with chalkboard walls, that's awesome

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  • Lolz

  • wait if Dan is drinking a coke zero while eating his lunch, wouldnt WaDan be drinking a Regular Coke?

  • @TheLosSuenos no.

  • @TheLosSuenos Nah. He'd be drinkin Pepsi.

  • 1:32

  • wadan on the floor.

  • hahaha the moustache fall off during the kiss!

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  • 1:31 WIN.

  • wadan has gotten more action then i have

  • OMG! I WANT A WaDan Costume! :O

  • "ha im on the counter"

    "Wadan on the floor"

    "...thts f****** retarded"

    Haha :D

  • I presume that Dan was going out with WaSarah?

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  • Wadan on the floor!

  • ads ruin evry thing!

  • WaDan!

  • actually leaving never cannot be the opposite of staying forever, because it would mean to never quit, so to stay forever...

  • That chick isnt hott.

    

  • David is hot :D

  • NO! The opposite of Chinese Food is, is umm, well it's defintally not mexican, lets see, big portions, lots of carbs, lots of sauces. Dan's right, there is no opposite to that.

  • That chick is hott

  • Hahaha! I love WaDan's laugh!

  • If you're gonna use two Dans, just use one.

    If you're gonna use two Dans, just use one.

  • @SuperOzzymandias i dont even get that joke :/

  • @MinecraftMunkys

    The joke originated from here:

    watch?v=sxFe9bwHz04

  • the hot girls in the axe ad

  • @BlobSquad yes and no Mario to Wario yes, Luigi to Waluigi no

  • WaDaaaaaaaaaaaannn

  • "mexican food" lmao

  • Well then WaDan shall turn on the fucking camera!

  • Marina's in this video.

  • Awesome!! Lol

  • @PandaTamer97 No, that's a double negative you idiot.

  • @Colinosis if you reverse the words you get Never Leaving... so kind of the same as Staying Forever. And that's not technically a double negative, a double negative is using something like "Not" twice in a sentence. Like, "I wasn't not leaving."

  • this is my favorite video from CH

  • well if he is alive...wadan must kill himself to have opposite outcome.mmkay?

  • Wait if dan is alive then shouldnt WaDan be dead?Then when Dan dies WaDan will live....

  • @bluephantom76 nevermind...

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL 0:45

  • I died laughing when Dan said "Shut up."

  • wait if you going to stay forever, then wont he leave, never?

  • this is my fav of all time

  • Why isn't she in the kitchen?

  • 1:24 if dan was sitting down shouldnt wadan be standing????????