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  • If I was one of those operators, I would say, "Don't argue!".

  • A Woman Calling The 999 Emergency Line To Get A Hold Of The Prime Minister Is Calling Other People Idiots ??? :/

  • The operators are way too patient.

  • It's hard to tell if these people are taking the piss thus wasting the emergency services' time or they are genuinely so stupid that they don't know what 999 is for. Human stupidity knows no limits so it's impossible to tell....

  • I'm getting stressed and I'm in tears because I can't find Homebase!!!!!! That woman needs to be neutered so that she does not pass on here stupidity to another generation.

  • see this is why some people who reach a certain age should be put out of their misery gunna top myself way before I end up like that !

  • I can't find Homebase! lmfao :D

  • My computer is slow today call 999 LOL......:D

    thumbs up !!!

  • What is this number? I dialled 998!

  • Why does someone give these people the time of day just say it's not an emergency and put the fucking phone DOWN.

    I don't know what pissed me off more - the woman on the phone asking for the prime minister or the idiot who let it drag on for a ridiculous amount of time.

  • I want to spk to the Prime Minister. So do I. I am still waiting!.

  • People like this make me despair for the human race. Dumb fucks.

  • hahaha!!!! love it

  • 00:28 Typical Daily Mail Reader

  • Just a note, in Britain, it's called a 'police service' not a 'police force'.

  • I don't understand why the fuk these stupid people ring 999 and use it like as if it is a non-emergency. Ridiculous.

  • women at the end deserved to be put in a all mens prison......

  • I despair for the human race.

    I've actually been told off for not calling 999 in an emergency situation by the filth. I just called my local station.

    At least I know I'm not tying up people who need it. Ironically they've consistently been quicker than the couple of times I've had to call a undeniable emergency.

  • That PM lady should be killed now.

  • The operator in the last call was exceptionally patient and way too polite!!There could have been someone with a real life and death emergency trying to get through while this silly caller wasted so much time.

  • oh for fuck sake what the hell? seriously what the hell? :S :S :S

  • have they hand of the internet

  • i doubt 118 118 will be able to help LOOL . but you never know.

  • "What's their number?"

    "118-118"

    "One.. One.. Eight...........One... One.. Eight...?"

    "yes."

    She could simply write him a letter, like everybody else.

  • !#!#!! ,..... ?

  • This is so funny, "Yes, I want to speak to the prime minister." I like the oporator at the beggining, thats how you deal with these buffons. I talked to a police officer who was called out to a house, because of a house spider.

  • these people are pillacs. bloody idiots.

  • "I'm in tears" hahahaha silly bitch

  • If i was the operator with the old lady, i would have said this is not an emergency and just hung up, wasting 999 time, silly old woman.

  • i wud of put the fone dwn on here

  • OMG that stupid fucking granny who wants to speak to the prime minister.....fucking old bat, i hate people like that.

  • They should change the number for the UK's speaking clock. It's 123. The European number for the emergency services, which works in the UK, is 112. Very easy to accidentally press two ones and then the 2 before you realise what you did, and when calling from a landline number the connection is usually instant.

  • Although it wasn't my fault (dodgy Irish guy, long story), I like what the 999 operator said to me - it was long the lines of "if you make a hoax call again your phone will be disconnected"! I think they should all say that and mean it! They need an arrangement with the phone companies (if they don't have one already) to cut off a number after hoax calls.

  • that old bint is gaga!

  • lol the last one was sooooo long....it took half the video....haha

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool

  • lol i love that old woman

  • If I worked on the phones I would just hang up on these idiots

  • @fazzie12345 You're legally not allowed to hang up no matter what the call I believe - but yes, it's fucking ridiculous.

  • Why do they let the women in the end keep speaking for over 2 minutes. They should have put the phone straight down. Who is more dumb here, the women calling or the 999 operator?

  • @pantsonhisheadkid. because the 999 call handler can most probably see that there are no calls coming in.

  • Makes me so, so, so angry. The sheer arrogance

  • Somebody I know phoned the police to report their snowman got stolen...

  • @jimmyboyG485 Sure you know the person Jimmyboy..NOT its been in every national news paper the last two day BOLLOX

  • @emtildeath

    It happened in Chatham, which is the town next to mine (Gillingham). The woman is called Nicole and lives in White Heart Estate.

  • @jimmyboyG485 Right OK I will just stick both feet in my mouth :-)

  • @jimmyboyG485 You mean White Road Estate lol

  • @jimmyboyG485 - I lived in Gillingham before emigrating to Canada in 1994. I was back for a visit recently. You wouldn\r happen to be a police officer would you? Cheers.

  • I don't believe the guy who phoned asking for a barbershop phoned by accident at all.

  • That last cunt wants punched in the face. I work with people like that. :/

  • @Nibbbling Genius!

  • i want to ring the prime minister............hes my type of chap LOL

  • the last woman is actually insane .....

  • I would have hung up on that last woman a long time ago....

  • bonkers !!

  • Eplison minus semi-morons. These people test the wheels on shopping trolleys outside tesco and report you for whatever minor indescresion even if has nothing to do with them, I hope their houses burn with them in it and no one comes to save them. Id like to see charred bones ring 999

  • Is that woman at the end stupid or what...

  • tell the old bag to go stick her head in the oven and turn the gas on,then she can call 999

  • as soon as they realise it's not an emergency they should be allowed to hang up

  • they should have a deparment to deal with these idiots i will apply for it do what they do take the piss that will be brilliant

  • They should just say "This is not a 999 call" and put the phone down. Then they should be traced and fined. Fine them a few hundred pounds and it might be enough to pay the wages of the phone operators.

  • If the police receive a prank call, they WILL trace the call and personally go round the house involved and fine.

  • That last old women is a right old c*nt. Fine the bitch!

  • @richard1025

    You should have more respect man, she may have a mental illness or something.

  • Lol these videos are quite hilarious but some people are just plain fucking stupid I mean there could really be acproper life and death emergency situation that could be happening elsewhere and you get selfish callers ringing up asking for directions locating Home Base and the operator was just far to nice instead of making a wiser decision and choosing to hang up she kept on talking instead constantly she does needs to grow a set of brains and realise their could be real people in grave danger

  • I actually felt sorry for the old women at the end. She clearly suffering from age related mental illness. I have seen loved ones become confused in this way with age. Before judging her remember that this could very easilly happen to you and will definately happen to people you know.

  • i don't these people realise theres people dieing out there , maybe it is an emergency tho , they have to put them in the crazy hospital ,

  • The old lady may have had a stroke. She says people aren't making sense. Just a thought.

  • this makes me feel sick, they could have been tying up the line from someone who actually need to get through!

  • Unbelievable!!!!

  • What a bunch of CUNTS

  • @raindancecru

    The callers that is, not the police call centre

  • I could never ever do that job, I would have 'lost it' with the last caller.

  • can't find homebase? look in a fucking map. stupid bitch

  • gas to call 911 in your panties

  • Only the British can be so polite in the face of such twatness......

  • Yeh, and if they be rude then the caller will be scared to call in an actual emergency.. Because they're worried they're number'll be traced or some shit and they're gunna be faced with an aggressive operator..

  • @radiofoos LMFAO

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

  • I'm in tears cos I can't find Homebase what a twat

  • I used to work in a call centre and I used to get annoyed with time wasters. I couldn't do the 999 operators job!! I suppose you can't just cut them off because they will only phone back again.

  • that stupid crazy woman at the end what an idiot there could be people really needing that line if i were the operator i would hang up

  • When i come to POWER !

    These kind of idiots will be shot .....!

  • yes and i will pull the trigger for you,

  • @BritishWarLord amen to that

  • @BritishWarLord i whond shout them in spice

  • @BritishWarLord i whond shout they in spice

  • WOW! that woman who called asking for the prime minister should have been arrested, proper agressive and wasting time. stupid idiot, if I was the operator I would of told her to get lost and hang up not stay on the line :S

  • notice something most of the callers are old after 80 people should be banned from phoning old fogies lol

  • OMG someone who really needs help is getting put on hold for this...

  • Why are the operators so polite? The old woman should have been told what an IDIOT SHE IS!!!!

  • Fucking Stupid IDIOTS...

  • @00martaa  agreed!!!

  • what a twat asking for the prime ministers number and then she has the cheeck to be horrified when told stop ringing shes definitly on my most stupid list

  • what a dickhead jacking other peoploes calls :/

  • what kind of fucking idiot asks for the prime ministers fone number? LOL

  • LMAO

  • What a bunch of strokers.

  • People who make false 999 calls should be fined.

  • i agreee with you totally people should get fined

  • @verkaforever they are in the UK £5000

  • @verkaforever they are £5000 and/or 6 months in prison

  • I'm glad to hear it.

  • @verkaforever

    They often are.

  • @verkaforever I think there are a number of processes undertaken for timewaser 999 calls - some of them will include visiting the person who pays the phone bill!

  • That stupid b*tch wanting the Prime Minister's number should be fined for wasting time. The 999 operator was very patient but she should have cut the conversation off a lot sooner.

  • y dont they just hang up on these fools? Peoples lives are at stake!

  • 3:42

    "This is idiocy"

    It sure is, and you're the idiot.

  • that last one has to be a prank!!

  • the woman wanting the prime ministers number clearly has mental issues!

  • you can use 999, 112 and 911 in this country now 911 does work

  • lol

    I wonder who actually needs the number.

  • why are they takin time to speak back to these timewasting twats, tell them to stop bein stupid and if they do it again go round and slap them very hard

  • I think that last one is phone jacker. Not for the TV show, but he did something before that.

  • I love this country to death, but we've got some fucking idiots in it.

  • you can be fined for doing that

  • 118 118! LMAO

  • I'm just glad such stupidity is not limited to America; it is also elsewhere

  • The description says this is Great Britain's 999 system.

    Unless I'm misreading you comment, and you are trying to say that stupdity (not the video) is in America. I would have to agree with you there, I see it everyday. As a firefighter, though, I don't see it so much as stupidity as job security...

  • If I was a 999 operator I would keep a whistle handy, so I could blow it really loud down the phone at these twats.

  • fucking idiots whenever someone makes a phonecall like that someone could die, if something happened to them and they couldnt get through because someone was calling for those reasons they wouldnt be very happy!

  • wtf is 998?!

  • that old woman should be hung!! old people allways saying youngsters these days are trouble makers yet its the old people that fucking waste the emerengcy services time

  • Not to mention they waste resources that could be used to keep the rest of us alive. Honestly, why can't the fucking average life span be lower???

  • Coffin dodgers. Old bangers. Oxygen thieves.

  • lol 118 118! stupid woman (not the operator, the woman calling)

  • dudes this is some cool funny stuff. 911 vs 999 lol ha ha ha!

  • the last one sounds like something from monty python

  • yes helooo is that the police i've seem to have gone stupid and im ringing you for no reason at all

  • 911 vs 999 lol

  • they should all get sent down for this!!!

  • that is so fuuny but stupid

  • I really hope the demented old harpie is six feet under now !!

  • i will kill her face that dopey ol' bitch.

  • omg

  • Hello?

    Police? I appear to have been born without a brain cell. Can you help me find one?...

    DOH!

  • ha ha lol!!!!!!!!!!! dude you deserve an award for that quirky comment!!!!!

  • ha ha ha lol ive got a memry loss did u know ha ha ha lol ive got a memry loss did u know

  • she accualy whote 118 118 down XD

  • tell you what if i was there i would of puched that old bitch in the face wit my dick

  • there should be a law for idiots like this.

  • this is absolute what? idiocy? hideous? i cant tell what she said

  • The last one would be hilarious if it hadn't gone on so long. One can't help but think how many people were trying to report muggings, shoplifters, rapes etc during that stupid call!

  • FFS the operators are spending way too much time with them. They should hang up immediately. Or, there should be a group of people like me that they can transfer the calls to and we can all abuse them :D

  • lmfao, wanting to congratulate the prime minister for doing a good job - with HER getting more annoyed than the operator! I want to both kick her face and shake her hand.

  • Why didn't she just hang up on that old bat?

  • Yes well said. Just hang up on the old bitch and send the police or men in white coats round to to her house!

    I think its ridicolous the 999 operater spent so long talking with her,

  • 999 HAHAHA!!!

  • RIDICULOUS

    how stupid can people be!!!!

    think of the time being wasted by the police!

  • AHAHAHAHA!!!

    That old lady is priceless!

  • As featured on the 'Tony Horne In The Morning' radio show: tonyhorneinthemorning. com

  • I would have to tell that old cow straight! Gtfo my line you stupid old cow, find something else to do with your time!

  • stupid old bitch needs to be sent to the loony bin

  • that stupid old slag at the end. It was funny but the operator should have just hung up on her as soon as she asked for the prime minister! Time wasted when a geniune emergency call may be in waiting

  • Jesus Christ...

  • If your gonna start your sentence with 'this isn't an emergency' then you should know better!!! If it is a medical emergency remember that the guy/girl on the other end of the line is usually a fully trained paramedic or emt and should be able to assist you verbally until a rig arrives.

  • you want to speak to the primeminster thats an emergancy T***

  • what a big bunch off twats. and what a stupid old bitch i mean it take the emergancy services long enough to respond on any 999 call woth out therese time wasters. {get a fucking life } init

  • time to trim the herd - thick fuckers

  • Honestly, wake up, Brittish IS English, and the most correct English there is. Sure, some dialects are hard to understand, but Brittish is English, more English than American English for that matter. I'm neither English or American, But I know both languages quite well. Not meaning to bash you, but you just bashed an entire people.

  • @Xaeron187

    British, not Brittish

    it has one T

  • @SCOTTYinSCOTLAND

    "British, not Brittish.

    Is has one T."

    Punctuation is your friend, as well as large letters in the beginning of a new sentence or line.

    I'm not even British.

  • @Xaeron187

    It has one T

    NOT

    Is has one T, you idiot

    And did anybody even say you were British?

  • @SCOTTYinSCOTLAND

    Oh wow, you're a fucking dimwit.

    At least you learned how to punctuate, now go find someone else to get all quasi-intellectual for.

  • @Xaeron187

    I would like you to know that I am deeply offended by your harsh words. I may in fact just kill myself, because you are so cool and I am not. Also, you're a CUNT!

  • @SCOTTYinSCOTLAND I doubt you'd actually do the world the favor of killing yourself, don't get out hopes up if you're not serious. I might be the cunt, but you'tr the cunt clat.

  • @Xaeron187

    Your spelling errors are listed below:

    favor = favour

    out = our

    you'tr = you're

  • ha ha ha ha.... ODDU you idiot, British English is English, American English is tolerable but no the real thing. I thought Swedish people were quite a bright race, clearly not.

  • HAHAHAHAHA British English came before all other forms of English therefore it is the correct form.

    Moron

  • If you think that we need to learn to speak properly then maybe you owe it to yourself to learn proper WRITTEN English grammer lest you be accussed of being a hypocrite.

    I,m not referring to the computer slang which is commonly used (by myself also)

    I am referring to the fact that you say "what kinda brain 'DOES' ppl have rly?!?

    Its 'DO' you idiot!!!

    I would consider what and how you write before writing a comment that is so offensive ... not to mention racist!!!

  • Theres some thick bastards in this world!

  • how can you mix 999 up with direct enquiries what assholes

  • ahhhh! where's homebase?

  • That woman at the end is a total retard - someone could have been in serious danger trying to get through, and she holds up the line for over 2 minutes talking about Tony Blair

  • Id say it was the operators fault the call lasted so long. They're trained to deal with calls like that and she should of hung up a lot sooner. The elderly lady was clearly confused, and doesnt real