Honest Movie Theater Recap

[JonathanKeyesMusic]

Josh is the best narrator.

[wizdoomb]

"Two strangers passively fought over the armrest" I need to know lol, how many people do this and is this just a guy thing. I've done this a number of times in movies and on planes.

[Dr2Moriarty]

I went to the movies on thanksgiving once. I was completely alone in the theater. BEST. DAY. EVER.

[7silverpants]

The best way to watch a movie is to sit with all your friends and watch it on a projector at home..

[Frolsa84]

@7silverpants

Especially if it's a porn movie.

[junaid07306]

Thats why i use netflix

[LoveThemMusic]

how could anybody dislike this??! it's so true!!

[SuspenseSmith]

Forgot to mention the 20 minutes of commercials for coke products, crap TNT dramas that no one will ever watch, and hamsters dancing to hip hop.

[AngelKay7]

Last week I went to see Sherlock Holmes and the guy in the seat behind me wouldn't stop talking annoyingly loudly to his friend. About halfway through, I turned around and told him to shut the Hell up. He didn't make a peep for the rest of the movie.

[Grantien0479]

00:22 ted mosby on right?

[poprocksbandit]

@Grantien0479 It looks nothing like him.

[LeonardMeltsner]

This is why I can be glad to live in such a small town, there may only be 10 people in the theatre.

[MrJfpb]

just sit in the back,claim the left and right arm rests as yours and unleash a deadly hail of pop corn upon those who dare talk loud during the sacred movie

[Mysika]

But being an obnoxious bitch is the only thing that's enjoyable about going to the cinema~~~

[nina16666]

@Mysika agreed

[marcool108]

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ON THE LEFT AT 0:49 GETTING UP FOR?

[celticsisthebestteam]

Is that the Vsauce Mindblow music in the background?

[ok2431]

Just downlaod em

[mrmkiller]

this is the same voice and music from vsause 2

[FlaminGamersClan]

none of that ever actually happens to me at the theatre, the worst I've had was a kid throwing peanuts from the back seat row

[DCDigitalStudios]

This is why I pirate movies.

[KINDspotting]

@DCDigitalStudios This is why I go 2 weeks after release on an awkward day, so I'm all alone.

[pmunkyandpals11]

The smell of fast food is bad? :\

[corruptgunslinger]

It's fucking true.

[ArturoStojanoff]

haff pov

[thagrammarnazi]

I once had a teenage couple sitting behind me, the guy kept kicking the back of my chair, talking like a loud obnoxious douche the entire movie and his whiney girlfriend wouldn't stop laughing loudly and nasally at scenes that weren't remotely funny and begging him to tape parts of it on his phone, god i wanted to murder them both.

[TheAnimusification]

@thagrammarnazi What movie was it?

[thagrammarnazi]

@TheAnimusification I believe it was 'Run fat boy run' lol.

[MrToddino]

OKAY LISTEN this is a plan to get ou homework done......... just do 1-4 of an assigment then watch 2 viideos of college humor keep doing thsi pattern until you are done

hope this helps :)

[roflcoptermobiliobil]

i wear all black most of the time, and im a teen, so like 4 little kids saw me and the only seat in the theatre was the ones next to me in the front, the kids sat next to me (they were about 4-8 years old) and then they were whispering quite loudly how scary i was and they think i might kill them... they left... FTW I GET TO LAY DOWN >:DDDD

[TheMrswilson55]

Oh my gosh...I was in a theater the other day with 3 other people, and 2 old people sat directly in front of me and talked about what was going wrong.

[92greenz34]

vsauce music

[22Warriorcat]

My parents and I went to go see Deathly Hallows part 2, and we had a very large group of obnoxious twenty-somethings that were all watching TV shows on there phones, with the volume turned up to full. I was insanely worried that the end of my childhood would be coupled with the sounds of highly obnoxious adults. Thankfully, they put away all their phones and shut up for the movie. The theater was so quiet you could have heard a pen drop.

[donniedarkodevotte]

I would love to punch the Geiko spokesman in his cocky asshole with a sledgehammer.

[xxVeronica92xx]

Midnight, Harry Potter premiere, 5 bitches sitting near the back row who won't shut up. They kept laughing at stupid things, clap loudly, laughing on purpose, talking loudly, commenting on every little detail, screams at the smallest things. Yeah, we kicked those bitches out!

[MultiLightining]

Bitches who talk so loud thinking they're important,

callers who don't fucking turn off there phones on purpose,

mom's who bring there baby (they will cry no matter what),

and then tall person who decides to sit in front of you.

Why do we still have theaters?

[Plankner]

Kevin from vsauce? o0

[Mrsteisag2]

last movie in theaters was the blind side and im planning to keep it that way. went all of 2010 without going to the movie theater

[RyvernRaigon]

All those were the main reason why i don't go to the theater lol. Also that new thing(i think it's new or been on for years since my mother told me that was back on her days too) the teens talking too loud about some jokes or something that happened o them so everybody could hear, but it's funny how nobody laughs and they are the only dumbasses who are laughing, embarrassing(and that happened a lot) xD. Also because i can't find any great movies these day, but that might just be me.

[veniceiceman]

I...HATE...THEATERS... Francis what dont you hate?

[godzillafights]

@veniceiceman ............shotguns

[batongad101]

then theres the teenagers that shout random things during the movie cuz they think it would be funny

[godzillafights]

@batongad101 your npt gonna get top rated coment beacus you coppied the top rated comment troll

[lu1scantu]

I actually do half of those things ( NOT THE FAT GUY) -.-

[queenfrostine97]

what about the person texting near you because they think it doesn't make any noise but because you sit close to them, you hear every click click click click

[KatieNicole1313]

Soo true about worrying the ppl will keep it up :P

[AlbinoBlueSquirrel]

and then there was bacon.

[DrRawr]

The cinema's in Canada are fucking huge. They're bigger than a large gymnasium so it reduces the chance of this happening quite a bit.

[squamish4244]

Yeah I never try holding it. Can't enjoy the movie.

[61Hokies34]

At my movie theater a large is a pale full of popcorn

[darking797]

it takes me about 10 minutes to download a movie...

[truuninja1]

@darking797 I think he means in a weeks time, once it's uploaded.

[VLF218]

@zimmyzimgir2 Whoa, thats very offensive calm that down

[zimmyzimgir2]

@VLF218 You know it's true though

[CaptainMorgan1132]

@zimmyzimgir2 Wowza. N-bomb huh? Bold.

[VLF218]

@zimmyzimgir2 it might be true for those couple of people that you might have run into but dont go grouping a whole race of people into a very offensive statement

[LordSyrinx]

OMG its Nintendo Fan Girl at 0:55 :D

[Zontertes]

what I sill don't understand is why the f*** don't theaters in america serve beer?

[caservaz]

lol i like josh

[paigeXwasXhere]

sean's a dipshit

[PuddingMewmewChan]

I try very. very hard to get my friends to shut up during movies. I like to think people appreciate that. My friends sure don't.

[MrMasterMan007]

so true....so very...miserably.....true :(

[zimmyzimgir2]

I fucking hate when stupid teenagers kick the back of your seat at the movie theaters will giggling with their friends about some bullshit joke they heard on family guy.

[tomnorthjr]

More true than the fact that Justin burner is bad or that collagehumor is awesome

[DukeDarkshadow]

I can't believe how unbelievably spot on this is! And I didn't even notice these theater flaws until just now.

[lpfann]

too true. too fucking true

[theclipreaper]

YOU USED to be able to download movies online ONE WEEK LATER

[ericmarshall19]

@theclipreaper now you can do it one month earlier

[ZanaThirteen]

Lol These moments are the reason i smuggle a gun, and a bottle of water into the theater.

Cuz Fat guys are gross, annoying people talk too loud, and Have you seen the price of bottled water? It's like 3$!

[armymedic999]

@ZanaThirteen y buy the water in first place its free at any water fountain

[crazypencil100]

So true

[oOStarsAndStripesOo]

you forgot the annoying teenagers who try to say stupid loud things to sound funny

[mikeymothermike]

And the worst is when the whole room is damn near empty and some asshole decides to sit exactly in front of you!

[bicolourwaif]

@mikeymothermike If the whole room is empty then why dont you move over like 1 seat?

[mikeymothermike]

@bicolourwaif cuz i got the middle seat...

[bicolourwaif]

@mikeymothermike Then move over 2?

[Phodie56]

@mikeymothermike I can top that: the asshole sits in front of you WHEN YOUR FEET ARE ALREADY ON THE EMPTY SEAT! Then of course the guy looks at you like you're the devil, in any empty theater, and sits in the seat that was once your foot-rest, and OH, he puts his feets up on the seat in front of him...that seriously happened to me the last time I went to the movies

[DEEninetysix]

@mikeymothermike thats what you get for sitting in the middle :)

[KAKKAK0]

@mikeymothermike or next to you...then ask for some of your popcorn X_X

[mikeymothermike]

It was the best, one time me and my girlfriend had the whole theatre to ourselves!

[RaiderJake26]

I hate those couples and that entitled bitch ._. stupid whore....

[HedgehogNinja1]

Does anyone know the instrumental that's playing in the background the whole time? Its catchy

[metallipwn]

The couple thing is true... Sucks when two fuckheads can't care about each other enough to get there early

[RickhatesScott]

The one thing I hate is when I decide to go and its not crowded yet the only other people there insist on converging around me even though its a huge theater.

[pastoussnake]

In Brazil(my country)the movies looks like the paradise!

[bobscanfly]

@pastoussnake because you watch nature because you don't have any theatres!!!!! trolololol

[pastoussnake]

@bobscanfly no,we have big theatres,people respect other in the theatre here!

[jaybirdzazz]

josh was doing the voice over, he has a good voice

[PallaTheDancingCow]

they forgot the little kid giving their lame mystery science theater impression and yelling "I'm scared" during the beginning credits

[skullythebloger]

im the guy who everyone stares at for sitting in a corner of a seperate section

[Canada9990]

im the guy looking for lost stuff lol

[gabbyt58]

Lol I am the kicker, the person who wait for her friends,the pee holder, the person who use thir phone 2 look for things, the person who looks for her friends while my friends call me, the person who shows up when it crowded, the talker, the person who answer the trivia movies and the person who make ppl move so I could sit with my friends lol man I really need 2 fix my bad habits!!!!!!

[sugarcooky456456]

@nothing980454 what did gabby do?

[nothing980454]

@sugarcooky456456 Good question. I really have no recollection of making that comment and I don't understand why I was so mean about it. She didn't even say anything that bothers me. I'm dumbfounded with myself. I didn't know people thumbed it up or anything, but I feel like a dick. I'll delete it. And I'll apologize to gabby. =)

[HeyThatRhymes90]

@gabbyt58

Oh, so you're a cunt.

[nothing980454]

@gabbyt58 Sorry for being kinda mean to you 7 months ago. I just re-read the comment and I feel bad. You didn't even do anything wrong. I don't remember saying that at all and can't understand how I could've got so annoyed from nothing. That's all. Have a nice day. =)

[NewDarkAges13]

Ugh. I hate it when people kick the back of my seat >=/

[rofljelly135]

@GanonSlayer101

1)Fill a sink with water.

2)Stand in front of it with your face above the water.

3)Hold your breath until you faint.

4)Drown.Thank you.

[wormywils]

In New Zealand we got people playing Quiditch at Harry Potter...

[TheLuckeeThirteen]

this doesnt happen where i live thank god

[gl3110]

in the uk you get assigned a seat when you buy your ticket so the bitch saving seats for friends doest apply to me but every single other one does...american cinemas don't give you a seat number?

[luckysevens1000]

@gl3110

only in sports events and the better the seat the more expensive it is. but i never usually have a problem with the movie theaters around me.

[NillumNaes]

Couldn't the answer to the question also be Sam Jackson?

[sgflamesfan]

334 people clicked the dislike button.

[TheGreat500]

@sgflamesfan No shit.

[purplecandle7]

So true! I like this one. But what about when people have to get up during the movie to go to the bathroom or whatevs and have to annoyingly squeeze by strangers, "excuse me, sorry" and crouch down while walking?

[Ryanlollies1]

@purplecandle7 So you would rather they pee themselves? And don't say the typical; "If you need to go, go before the movie." because you usually have a drink inside the movie, making you need too pee then. The really annoying people are the ones who give dirty looks to the people trying to get out, because they usually absolutely have to pee and they are being complete dicks about it.

[shadowluis100]

am the guy that hold his pee in during the movie

[MrVictorClark]

Oh man, I'm the film nerd guy!

[23HAMSANDWICH]

DESTROY ALL

[365laughter]

you forgot the dumb teens talking to there friends very loudly cause they think every one should hear

[1000Jordan0001]

@365laughter welcome to life get the fuck out of the theater then or call the manager dont bitch on a yputube video

[365laughter]

@1000Jordan0001 Get a life i wrote that 8 months ago why comment on something 8 months ago

[365laughter]

@1000Jordan0001 WOAH IM NUMBER 1 COMMENT I DIDN"T KNOW THAT

[1000Jordan0001]

@365laughter congratz want a cookie too?

[365laughter]

@1000Jordan0001 YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[365laughter]

@1000Jordan0001 YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Please and thank you :D

[365laughter]

@1000Jordan0001 well yes yes i do

[flawedxromancexo]

@365laughter So do adults, especially parents and couples. Quit bagging on the teens, seriously.

[Fluffball176]

@flawedxromancexo You replied to a comment that was 8 months old. You have any idea how annoying that is?

[flawedxromancexo]

@Fluffball176 Probably just as annoying as you complaining to me about it. You know, if not more so.

[Fluffball176]

@flawedxromancexo No, becauase one is informative, the other is from an idiot that didn't check the date of a top rated comment.

[flawedxromancexo]

@Fluffball176 Your comment made no sense, and I saw the date of said comment and decided to comment anyway. There are settings you can change on your Youtube account so you can refrain from receiving messages about replies. Get with the internet, Fluffball! What, your limbs of fluff can't work the mouse or pound the keyboard correctly?

[Fluffball176]

@flawedxromancexo So you openly knew that you where being an idiot? Good job bro.

[sirdoodlebug219]

This is so true it's scary!

[wildbillycobra]

Forgot about people texting during the movie

[BaconGotRaped]

im kinda the idiot that tries to touch the graphics in 3D even if i know its not there

[HeyJeremyC]

"SO TRUE" would be an understatement.

[tortillamobster]

God i'm the peeing guy.

[CozmiSource]

@tortillamobster Me too. XD

[AshCosgrove]

I have to admit I'm probably the film nerd in this video. I'm also the guy who laughs at people for falling for jump scares (i.e. that piece of shit Paranormal Activity 2).

[alphawolf313]

@prancingpony12 man in Australia its the exact same except everyones yelling out cuuunt and being louder 

[031004]

the people who thumbs downed this got offend because they are guilty of doing the same things on this movie recap at least twice lol

[7MrProfessor]

Lolz i went to the movies yesterday ... all of those things happened

[8938butterfly]

Lol-"if you can..."

XD

[DarkEgg5]

@prancingpony12 Its is. in  Canada we have waiters and big comfy seats.

[Wantsomecowbell]

@DarkEgg5 ikr. its wonderful

[CAZekany]

Never been to a theatre so packed...

[Roxas42124]

...IF YOU CAN!!!

[wink320]

funny...everything that they say in this vid is all true...some people really get on my nerves..

[nelsonr12]

How to skip ads, when ad shows up, pause, hit refresh and pause vid before ad starts, then play

[THErealBrittneyy]

Absolutly everything about this is true, it really sucks when ur 5'1 and a tall ass hole has the whole row to choose from, and they sit RIGHT in front of me! gahhh!!!

[CampieH]

the only good thing i like about going to the movies is when everyone gets scared and they all jump i just laugh at em'

[LulzTheTube]

how about the annoying-ass 4 year old who keeps taking about how 3d movies are the best fucking thing in mankind and screams every time a loud scene comes on.

- bad experience while watching legend of the guardians

[louielouie11224]

enjoy the movie, if yo can! lmao

[Coecoo]

And people wonder why Internet is taking over the cinema.. 

[TheRedEyedGirl]

In which country does these kind of things happen in a movie theatre?

[theinfectiondrummer]

@TheRedEyedGirl most of them

mainly america/canada

my town sucks for movie talking

[nianicole824]

@TheRedEyedGirl America.Only America.

[vitaoistheman]

@nianicole824 you're not alone.. it depicts perfectly theaters here as well.. i hardly go to the movies anymore..

[vitaoistheman]

@nianicole824 here in brazil

[nianicole824]

@vitaoistheman really? never been. Is it fun there?

[vitaoistheman]

@nianicole824 well, it is fun haha i guess you can have fun anywhere. It's summer here now, new year's parties coming so, it's alright!

[Eastlife21]

I'm from UAE and I love dubai theaters because other cities have annoying unclassy teenagers who laugh about everything in the movie .. so In Dubai we sometimes get to the theater 10 m. before the movie starts .. and it's fukin great xP because me and my friends start convos with the other side of the theater even though we don't know them =P mostly throwing jokes at each other .. but the second the movie start or even the movies trailers we all sit down and be quite .

[WarpeaceWar6]

fuck off rogers on demand

[thecoolmex]

jaja so true

[Ilikedodgers]

I frikkin hate movie theaters

[mpotynski]

Movie theaters aren't this bad at all.

[huynh2er]

That "fat" guy is awesome, lol.

[suplyseackxxxy]

this is why i never go to the movies