HAVE I GOT CHLAMYDIA!?

[JamelaIsHere]

I subscibed :) lol your funnyyy

[locofobic]

oh don't get pregnant, you'll ruin your boyish figure! that would be wery bad....

[JesselaPotter]

woops... *be pregnant

[JesselaPotter]

I know, it's sucks that you have to e pregnant , Lmao 

[thenextlilypad]

Your awkwardness is very cute, and your english :D I was born and bred in england and I can't pronounce half our words, so I empathise! xD

[cupcakelvr13]

I am wery sarcastic too :)

[distracta28]

WHY do you have do get pregnant all the time? ;)

[happysappygirl101]

Dude, my mom is like the queen of sarcasm. :)

[Cassirolled]

When you said you didn't want to get pregnant, you sounded almost exactly like Richard Ayoade. Made me laugh.

And I'm going to stalk you forever now. I love your accent.

[Disneygurlrocks]

Yes very much so

[xhokeypokey]

I can totally relate. I'm always sarcastic and my parents don't understand it, they think I'm the most rude person alive. When I try to explain to them that it's a joke, they say I have a "dark sense of humor". They make me feel so evil, but I just can't help it! Hahah.

Love your accent by the way.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@xhokeypokey Hahaha.

[BrownMallard]

You are so cool when you mispronounce things. lol

[wizikitheguru]

Oh god. Does everybody in the world know that song!?!??!?!

[JohnRobertPaul]

@wizikitheguru YES.

[BrownMallard]

@wizikitheguru What song?

[JohnRobertPaul]

@BrownMallard Saturday.

[BrownMallard]

@JohnRobertPaul There is a song called Saturday? Wow, I'm out of touch. Speaking of Saturday, do you get the television program from NBC called Saturday Night Live (SNL) in Latvia? It comes on ever Saturday night, and it's live. (duh!) It's the longest running comedy program in history. It's sketch comedy. Google "classic Saturday Night Live". You'll laugh.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@BrownMallard Well, I meant Friday, but yeah, mispronounced it.

We dont get SNL here, but I could download some episodes to check it out.

[BrownMallard]

@JohnRobertPaul Look for stuff with Eddie Murphy, Chris Farley, or the Lonely Island guys when you go to download. Oh, and just check-out the Lonely Island too. They are on SNL, but they also do their own things.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@BrownMallard Thanks, yeah I know Lonely Island.

[TicklezzzxD]

hahaha, i love when he struggles with pronouncing xD, and HAS to fix what he's trying to say xD. cute.

[PurpleCahw]

It might be contagionadous!! (:

[CinnamonInTheAttic]

No, my mum doesn't understand sarcasm, but if she did, we would talk to each other like normal people do.

[kelseycoldtoes]

Definitely some American and Scottish going on in this video...

[mrsnickjonas12]

aaaaaaaaaaaand you're attractive.

[anacarolinadeandrade]

My father does, but my mother only understands it when it's something really obvious.  When she doesn't get it, I have to explain it to her. Then she just doesn't find it funny and gives me a look that says "You can't be my daughter".

By the way, your English is pretty cool. And the way you can't pronounce the "v" is actually kinda cute. (And, just to make things clear, no, I am not flirting with you. I wouldn't be that silly to flirt with someone I don't know who lives in another continent.)

[JohnRobertPaul]

@anacarolinadeandrade Oh, I wouldnt even assume you are flirting with me in youtube comments... So when are you gonna send me naked pictures of yourself?

[anacarolinadeandrade]

@JohnRobertPaul Most likely when Santa Klaus and Easter Bunny decide to go on vacation to Brazil to secretly marry in a small ceremony. ;)

[JUSTCL4RE]

Liking the videos :D your accent is so cool

[Parroteatcracker]

Want to prevent any possible chance of contracting chlamydia?? Call a mean person a "third derivative" instead of a jerk. They both mean the same thing. Muahahahaha...

[JohnRobertPaul]

@Parroteatcracker I am putting this down in my notepad right now. So helpfull.

[shatteredrain1]

Your accent is a bit Irish around 1:16 :D Trust me I am half-Irish I should know! :P

[JohnRobertPaul]

@shatteredrain1 If you say so haha.

[Sueetnlow]

My parents don't get sarcasm either! Even after i tell my mom that i'm joking she doesn't see why it's funny. My younger sister and I are the same and we can be sarcastic with eachother and it's quite fun =]

By the way, i think your english sounds really cool!

[hpotteryesimawizrd]

My parents understand sarcasm alright whenever i use it they do it right back but sometimes I'm not sure if they mean it. It makes me really confuzzled

[JohnRobertPaul]

@hpotteryesimawizrd Youre the one who doesnt get it haha!

[grendle7]

Get pregnant?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[dulcimerchey]

Yes it's annoying. I can never mess with them lol.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@dulcimerchey Indeed.

[QuestionableRiley]

I like your English.

[156Adrian165]

"Why do I have to be pregnant all the time?" Hm, and I thought it was impossible. Score 1 for JohnRobertPaul, score 0 for science :P

[JohnRobertPaul]

@156Adrian165 Winning!!!

[Jovifan239]

why hes acting like some fool for. its kind of annoying lol. Paused at 0:34 seconds into the video clip

[Nickelstarfilms]

He's your dad and you love him. haha. lol

[Nickelstarfilms]

@Nickelstarfilms I think the thing between you and your dad is the fact your young and he's not anymore. Now who saw that coming?...

[JohnRobertPaul]

@Nickelstarfilms I can tell you that I didnt.

[Nickelstarfilms]

@JohnRobertPaul Yeah, don't think most people do. Especially with parents. Its world cultural thing. It doesn't matter what part of the earth you are on. If we kid with our parents and they are in the serious talk mode. We're wrong till the bitter end in their eyes. Why, I bet you ask? Well, because they have been a live a lot longer than you and they feel their experience is supreme. =P

[JohnRobertPaul]

@Nickelstarfilms That is a very interesting expalantion.

[oddmenttweak7]

NO! NOT THE FRIDAY SONG! xD

[JohnRobertPaul]

@oddmenttweak7 I am a good singer, there is no question about it.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@TheUnicornGangsta Thank you Captain Obvious.

[wolfofGallifrey]

Dude i have no problem understanding you and thats all that matters....... well to me anyways. My dad is the one i learned how to be sarcastic from my mom well not so much. PS. Glad you are feeling better

[TheDq93]

Thank you for send me Friend invitation to my second channel TheDq93z

[stranjquark]

At first I thought this was a response to Nerimon's "Do I Have Chlamydia?" video. I bet that's where you got the idea, huh? :P

And I agree with Stutter93, you are rather like the early Charlie.

Good luck with school!! It really does eat-away at life, but if you're focused and studious UNLIKE me, you'll manage to make time for both homework and videos! I hope you do! :)

[JohnRobertPaul]

@stranjquark I actually didnt know he had made such a video. Now, excuse me, I have to go and watch it.

[TheUnstupid]

loving the vids dude

[Praptolium]

I once failed a spelling test. then I got pregnant.

[iamthecatfromthehat]

im sorry sir but your English is not good enough, im sad to say that until it improves, you have chlamydia

[JohnRobertPaul]

@iamthecatfromthehat I can live with it.

[Stutter93]

You remind me of the early Charlie McDonnell aka charlieissocoollike, and look where he's at now! Great work.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@Stutter93 Thank you! That means a lot for me.

[biscuitneto]

I find it hilarious that you sound "v" as "w"... but i don't know if that's rude or something, so i'm just gunna sit here and watch this wideo :P

[SuperTrouble2010]

@biscuitneto i think its cute :P

[stephenwalls1]

Sarcasm? You've never met me. My Dutch friends speak English better than you. <3

[LittleSelfia]

You are too adorable for words. (and I'm being fully serious when I say that.) ;)

[RJSummer627]

My dad can be pretty sarcastic. It's funny I can be sarcastic but usually only with my closest friends so when I'm sarcastic around other people, they think I'm serious. It can be awkward or hilarious. Haha.

[LittleSelfia]

You are too adorable for words. (and I'm being fully serious when I say that.) ;)

[TheDeuceWins]

CRAP!! EYE HAS PREGNINT!!

[JohnRobertPaul]

@TheDeuceWins I didnt unerstand your comment at all, but it sounds awesome.

[TheDeuceWins]

@JohnRobertPaul I have no idea what I was trying to accomplish there.....my apologies sir lol

[JohnRobertPaul]

@TheDeuceWins alcohol consumption has certain effects.

[TheDeuceWins]

@JohnRobertPaul lol alcoholism is not cool....don't drink kids, it makes your english worse than mine.

This message brought to you by the National Unalcoholics Club.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@TheDeuceWins But if you are not a kid anymore, drinking is fine. Its more than fine - its the best thing ever.

This message is brought to you by the Adult Alcoholics Club.

[TheDeuceWins]

@JohnRobertPaul YAY FOR BEER!

[nobody3694]

where are you from johnny?

[captainjackie94]

my parents understand sarcasm fine. me? not so much. it provides them with much amusement to tell make a sarcastic comment that I don't understand...just a by-product of being a blonde, I guess! =)

[deathbyjellybabies]

Hardly anyone gets my sarcasm, only a few amount of my friends get it :) My parents just think I'm being serious and tell me off :l

[Maisayhey]

I love your accent so much. not being sarcastic.

[picoverload]

My dad gets sarcasm...my mum....not at all :/

[leNolaBoy]

My parents TAUGHT me sarcasm. They are awful people. I hate them.

[JohnRobertPaul]

@leNolaBoy You learned it the hard way, didnt you?

[MeBeingOnlyMe]

SOMETIMES my parents understand my sarcasm, but often they don't. And that's quite problematic. Like when I say I've done something bad they are like: "YOU DID WHAT?!"

And then I have to discuss it with them for like an hour. -.-

And btw, I love your vids. But what happened to The Picture of The Day, and Answer To Question? I want them back D:

But still your videos are amazingly funny :)

[JohnRobertPaul]

@MeBeingOnlyMe they will be there in the next video.

[MeBeingOnlyMe]

@JohnRobertPaul WOOH! :D

[LittleClarirra]

@MeBeingOnlyMe OMG YOU AGAIN! I totally love you! yep, it's me :D remember of couse you do :D Don't you just LOVE Johnrobertpaul? He's so CUTE ^-^ <3

[MeBeingOnlyMe]

@LittleClarirra Nooo, he's not SO cute, he is TOO cute! LOVE HIM SO MUCH!