Google Nexus One: The "F* You iPhone" Phone

[zellmer]

Well, was pretty good until the fucking commercial inserted into the video at the end..

[xXfk96Xx]

FUCK YOU iPHONE!!!!!!!!!

[Kneleist]

Ist funny that you all posted comments because i fucked all of your mothers

[2isTheNew1]

iphone and android.... thats all you need.

[megamanxtreme2]

Android (Google) sucks, iPod (Apple) sucks, Windows Mobile (Microsoft) sucks. End of story.

[biggerben2010]

And you suck like symbian os. End of story. @megamanxtreme2

[megamanxtreme2]

@biggerben2010 I am trying to remain neutral by hating them all. I totally loved Symbian, I have Nokia and love it and Meego. You forgot RIM from Blackberry and WebOS. I'll suck their peni anyday. :)

[Koenig2013]

haha i think its funny how the phone that fucks with the iphone looks EXACTLY like the iPhone

[jaa93997]

lol the android fucked his girlfriend

[kungenchrille]

iphone sucks ballsssssssssss my mom just bought one and i must say nokia rapes the shit out of iphone, i dont know what the fuzz is about it doesnt even work properly :S

[Koenig2013]

@kungenchrille ; haha its not the phone its the user

[Lusth0g]

After that, I just got one fucking question: WHERE CAN I FUCKING GET IT????? ^^

[bradenwandrey]

That was bad

[hollowplayer]

Nexus one is piece of shit. I regret the shit out of my life getting this shit. Fuck nexus one unresponsive screen. Freezing left and right, third world coding apps. Fuck nexus one only thing worth is Google native apps. Fucking fuxk

[Smoke0rz]

@hollowplayer Are you an iPhone fag?

[jaa93997]

@hollowplayer extrapolate your rant to the google nexus S. Motherfucker don´t work with HSDPA frequencies all over the goddamned world. Fuck you nexus S

[kimzeynkink]

"he came over with pizza, and we were just hanging out..." Go Android!

He not evil, he just horny!

[kimzeynkink]

"he came over with pizza, and we were just hanging out..." Go Android!

[YouNoHu]

yet theres an iphone commercial at the end?

[NiveusLuxLucis]

DAHAHA! Awesome, don't own a Nexus but a DHD and it sure does fuck with iPhone users, they get jealous and then try to say their phone is better by showing me a bunch of useless apps......sound like denial to me.

[anotherxyz]

OMG, hillarious :)

[danyVro]

217 people where fXcked

[danyVro]

217 people have ihpone :)

[girlsdrinkfeck]

my hd2 is better than a nexus and twice as fast on quadrant but ok

[Rayquaza124]

JALOUSS

[vancitypuff]

holy shit that was awesome

[robot291]

I'm happy that I returned the flawed Iphone4 and got NEXUS ONE.

[nrigger1]

hahahaha that was awesome

[itsMido2]

omg this shit is hilarious!!

[Mastermrz]

LMFAO!! Epic tools! LOVE THE 2.0+ UPDATE! =D I got a Google Nexus One and its rocking out

[meghterb]

omg lol

[sohrob76]

Nexus One and Android phones suck balls! iPhone all day errryday! You poor mufuckas that cant afford an iPhone can stick with Android.

[MrGeomusic]

@sohrob76 Shut up fanboy! did you heard about the Nexux One? I have owned an iShit in the past but the perfomance lacks, the jailbreaking shit just to run my fucking own apps is just a pain in the ass! Keep yourself fucking the Stevee's dick in your fucking ass and keep your antenna gate and eat all of another bitches issues... first research before throw your fanboy shit ! I HATE THE FUCKING iSHIT !

[DroiDxFanboyx]

@sohrob76 The Nexus one is only $20 cheaper than the iPhone, and most android phones start at $300, before the mail in rebate. And by the way you type, you're probably some poor black trash living the ghetto, so how can you afford an iPhone?

[GTASanAndreas12543]

@DroiDxFanboyx Agree completely.

[DroiDxFanboyx]

@sohrob76 stupid fucking nigger.

[Snorkai]

@DroiDxFanboyx oh hey look a dumbass racist hurrah! :|

[DroiDxFanboyx]

@Snorkai I'm form Alabama, it's ok

[itsMido2]

@sohrob76 well guess what, i had an iphone and i replaced it with nexus one and i'm NOT sorry

[Blackhadevids]

@sohrob76 Hey fuck face i'd like to tell you that the Iphone 4 *cough* sucks dick *cough* The HD2, EVO 4G, Droid X, Droid 2 are ALL MORE EXPENSIVE THAN YOUR HIPPIE SHIT!!!!!!! Smoke A TREE MOTHA FUCKA!!!!! Teach YOUR MOM HOW TO Douggie!!!!!!!!!! (p.s. I mentioned HD2 because it RUNS AMAZING ON ANdroid and is virtually extremely easy to do) Iphones SUCK GET OPEN SOURCE!!!! 90% of your internet life had to do with google COCK SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[newagepun]

@sohrob76 Y U MAD THO?

[3oyda]

hahahahaaa envy!!! no money 4 iPhone??!!! hahahaahahahaaaa

[Blackhadevids]

@3oyda hahaa envy no money 4 android?!! Get with the shit mothafucka you only pay money for crap, lets see your iphone compare with and 1GHZ smart phone these days. Iphones suck.

[ParadiseofTruth]

hahahah!

[FCBarcelonaFan4Life]

Lol

[GaeilgeSpraoi]

Geesh some people are getting so uptight and personal about this video. It's just for a laugh! lol A bit of humour now and again didn't kill anyone!

[skatercereal]

I'm a supporter of Android but I think it's stupid to compare them. There are always going to be people who like Android better than iPhone OS and vise versa. These debates aren't going to change anything. Let the companies do the fighting and just enjoy using whatever device you have and join a discussion room about that if you want to talk about how cool your phone is.

[grkpektis]

The nexus is a great phone but why is the fact that it's better than the iphone such a big deal, the iphone is a fucking piece of shit that doesn't set the standard very high. Almost every android phone is better and the new windows phones might even be better than them.

Also the iphones GPS is such a piece of shit (I used to have it) that you don't need to hack it to send people into dark alley ways it does it anyway. Honestly it had the worst fucking GPS I have ever seen in my entire life.

[GrandMari]

As soon as something becomes Really successful there is always a group of losers rallying together thinking that they look cool hating that thing,get real,get a life, get an iphone

[grkpektis]

@GrandMari Yeah it's so great that it doesn't even have tethering and it makes calls 10% of the time but coasts more than phones that do. Fucking retard

[kdofe]

@GrandMari As soon as something becomes somewhat successful, there is always a group of losers rallying together that can't take a joke about their precious devices.

[KdotJdot]

#teamAndroid

[enburst]

If it actually did this stuff... I would pay a thousand for these kinds of features. URINATION? I could display my indignation with the simple tap of the finger!!!

[kenny101189]

FUCK U GOOGLE.... hahahahah

[msthang829]

@realbitchndiva8

Yes hear Apple shut down the phone so they were'nt able turn it on

The majority of ppl watching this video don't have the cash money to afford new iPhone, it's just going to cost so much

But I discovered on the Apple FB Fan Page Monday they are giving away a few thousand iPhone 4gs. Save ya some time, this will take you to their iPhone 4g giveaway page copy and paste

way｡com/iphone4gfree4

Also, the sign up pass code they ask for at the end is FACEBOOK4114

[xLiveForGLoryx]

iphones gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[uaboob]

you mean i don't have to bend over and spread my cheeks for Steve Jobs with the Nexus.. Sign me up

[WeissesSpatz]

Fuck iPhone!... Though I'm using HTC Hero instead of Googles own phone, android all the same still.

[ZEORANGER13]

I am converting from iPhone 3GS to Nexus One AT&T 3G

[jkirk1626]

Mercer & Broadway are parallel, but at 1:07, the Tweet said it pissed on the iphone on Mercer & Broadway. Is that part of the joke, or did a b&t jersey jackass write that part?

[jkirk1626]

LOL. Mercer & Broadway are parallel. The Tweet said it pissed on the iphone on Mercer & Broadway.  Is that part of the joke or did a b&t jersey jackass write that part?

[2345odd]

LOL

[mrblackout2000]

can it rape an iphone?

i would love to see that in HD

[madsxed3mon]

This shit is comedy

[MagnumJ6]

hahahahahahaha i hate iphones!..

[leftwaffle]

DROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID.....

[SzHtown]

lol man mi tummi hurt ...get mine today ...urgg cant wait

[letterpool]

LAWL!!!!!!1

[SpinRule7]

Super! :)

[dalv555]

Ahaha =)

[gokugohanson]

ha ha hilarious!!!!

[isanewera]

the last part of video is funny enough, lol..

[giantfoottruck]

"This phone will fuck any iphone SH*T"

Waaaahahahahahaha XDDD

[Sindrenk]

Let's put an end to all this. Everyone who likes the Google Nexus one better marks this a thumb up. Visa versa with those who thinks iPhone is better.

[MrDan3345]

@Sindrenk Visa versa? What WOULD I do if I were an iphone user?

[youkids123]

@Sindrenk You wont be able to distinguish who thumbed up your comment for nexus or iphone...................

[choppaholic26]

@youkids123

He said VICE VERSA. Apple tools are supposed to thumb down his comment.

[kwazyivan]

lol... this is really funny, but you guys shouldnt forget that these phones are only coming to the market thanks to the masterminds that started with features that other phones manufactors didnt even think about touchscreen or multi-touch capabilities.

We should really thank Apple for bringing such technologies to the market, which started all the great competition.

[isanewera]

funny video..!!

[dancingmephisto]

lol

[dsergdb7]

steve jobs should really push iphone 4g before translate it as "Bitch"

[SuperSizeMeal]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK U NEXUS!!!!!

[tiphu]

Too funny! I had the Iphone when it was best, now I bought a Nexus because it is superior in almost every way. Way better screen, voice text, better build quality, ect. Only thing Iphone has now over the Nexus is apps.

Getting real tired of Apple Fanboys hanging on Steve Jobs left nut! I'm sure the next Iphone will be awesome, then the Nexus II will be better than that....

For now, FUCK the Iphone.

[VirginsEyeViewDotCom]

But even with the apps for the Iphone is that a legitimate argument for some. How many apps does one person need? Yeah, the iphone has 100,000 apps but most are duplicates of what you might be looking for...that dawned on me one day.

[vincitomni85ph1]

@VirginsEyeViewDotCom android market is like cydia. they have all the apps for iPhone system which itunes and app store dont have.

[dazza2105]

hahahahhahaha fuck you iphone

[dinky3115]

Funny as hell! I have both phones. Both have their pro's and con's, but I like my nexus one better.

[GraphyteTV]

hahahaha

[brutaka359]

OMG Apple vs Google!

[johnsdoeful]

how much o_o

[pookiewood]

LOL! Nice!

[ionutzm05]

Come on PEOPLE! Google has no chance to make a phone that will be as good as iPhone is. Everyone is trying, but iPhone is remaining the best mobile in the world, that's it. Apple revolutioned the world with iPhone. And i hope that they will close all Android fans with the new iPhone that will be launched in this summer. I had 2 mobile phones with android, and Android sucks, i came back to the iPhone. Android is a shit, a copy of the iPhone's software, i don't know why people like it.

[lassitudemanifested]

Yup... just like Google will never make mail that is better than Yahoo or Hotmail.

[jamiefly]

funny as hell - wonder if Steve nJobs has seen it ?

[Tylerpray101]

i wont one

[VirginsEyeViewDotCom]

This is a very funny video.

[courtstone]

LOL..wow

[cgainesjr01]

lol lol lol funny video

[OfficialTorchic1990]

haha

[DavyRock95]

Ahahahahahah! AWESOME! XD

P.S.: the guy at 0:46 is very unlucked, lol! XD

[Mindbyte]

Hail to the Toshiba TG01 xD

[Enderonassis]

so you make fun of the iPhone for two minutes, poorly i might add, and then end it with an advertisment for your iPhone app?

you guys are retarded..

[stedfunk]

@Enderonassis You must be retarded, they were making fun of the Nexus One hype.

[cgainesjr01]

thats what i said he needs 2 kick rocks and keep it moving damn its funny

[AlexPSP]

@stedfunk my oh my

[cgainesjr01]

dude kick rocks its just a fucking funny video stop being an ass its funny so just lol and keep it moving damn

[flakvr]

lol

[Spicbombliketictic]

FUCK IPHONE

NEXUS ONE ALL DAY !!!!!!!!

[ThePrimateFiasco]

google was smart enough to let apple be the first. People always hate on the first. I heard Chevy just came out with a "fuck ford" car.

[sk4382]

YOu sound upset. Like possibly there is sand, in your vagina. Maybe it's because you are a iTool and my Nexus One just ordered you another 20 pizzas.....

[vincitomni85ph1]

@ThePrimateFiasco google was not so smart enough to come up with an idea ripped from apple. you are so primate my fiasco. apple started even the mouse you are using to click on the pages in youtube. lol. peace men.

[ThePrimateFiasco]

yes i know. i am using an apple. is there a sarcasm ap?

[SteveCooper1983]

blah blah blah...

[HL3AlcAida]

wtf???

[IllidandsBro]

I'm on an iPhone now...

[RMBTSC]

great stuff.yeah come on,lets all say it. FUCK IPHONE.............feels good.

[MunchinMo]

@RMBTSC iphone = epic fail

[tweedlebeetles]

Can we get a port for Bluetooth?

[ViPmanii]

godlike!!! FUCK YOU IPHONE!!!

[TheOmegaBoy]

LOL @ audio neutralization

owned haha

[kilo7208]

lmao I want this phone I wonder if they got a version for blackberry

[1478963andrew]

R R you serious? DING DON*****KILL ME!

[acaciazynx]

yeah fuck u iPhone

[chillhood]

that music is so cheesy ha ha. on point !

[vVvGamer]

Lol TODD got dicked over lmfaooooooo

[62boyBurak]

suck

[gigabit942007]

i want to hack iphone gps with an nexus one !!

[amesdavid09]

Wow Fuck you Iphone!

Nice

[Techy1980]

nexus one is amazinggg

[dawilliamsrtmd1]

I have an IPhone and had to laugh at this satire...very funny. Especially the scene where all the IPhone users are going on about their apps...my friends and I do that LOL

[Sonola777]

Loooooooooool! Im an iphone user and even I have to laugh at this.

[dudewithcomedy1]

funniest shit in a long time

[setheroon1]

haha i love my nexus one....

[TheMario1334]

Google makes fake ass iPhones

[TheMario1334]

Fuck that my IPHON be shitin on dat new phone.. google just get off da iphons nuts. Hahah

[Jashue]

Stupid

[itwasntme316]

so does anyone else see the irony in the iphone app ad @ the end?? lmao

[TinyTheBodyguard]

LMAO! Love this vid!

[ARIELSHTERN]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[HenrayJr]

lmao!

[robinmurgia]

My iPhone is awesome... Your Google phone is a fucking aweful toy ;-)

[Spicbombliketictic]

nexus one all day!!!!!!

[bngragg]

lmao this is hilarious

[anakin11380]

AWESOME!!!

[DeineMucke]

Woohoo.

The new "Fuck you iPhone" Phone Rocks!!!

I love Nexus One.

Great Video. 5 / 5 Stars.

[ltrebl]

haha funny that Google has to use popular YouTubers to promote the phone, Why? Because no one has really bought one, well yet.

[nellerboy2000]

What do you mean? It has sold 20000 in the first week! It almost makes the 1 million iPhone 3GS sold in the first 3 days it was out pale in comparison!

[ltrebl]

lol

[jrfarve]

I'm not a TOOL!!

[YouWillLoseToMe]

I was hesistant to buy this phone but now I MUST HAVE ONE!!! OH MAN!!! HAAA!!!!!

[alisonlescott]

LOL i need this phone right now!

[mikji]

the impossible gags (steal gf, piss) kind of ruin the joke

[jonsicoli]

I need this. I need 10 of these. I need to distribute these damn things, just to mess with Apple. Apple FTL.

[kymmirox]

if the world were to end today.. the only item left should be the iphone,. its just that great

IPHONE owns your phones and makes them its b_tch

[Mercutioswrath]

Oh can you swap out the iPhone's memory? You mean your phone's memory can't be expanded in seconds? My 'droid phone isn't a nexus but it'll piss in your general direction.

[qui124]

@hundredandkikin wow ROFL what a fanboy go ahead keep sucking your i-phones dick my nexus one will take a shit on your i-phone and tweet it to the world

[atomske]

The guy at the end is so hot. ahaha

[HAWMiE]

@billism yep hes just a fanboy haha

[Time4B2]

WOO iPhone!

[hundredandkikin]

GOOGLE SUCKS ASS!!.. i love my iphone.. get a new one every time a new version coms out.. the new google (fake) iphones are not as good.. they shoudl discontinue them..

[Jamesyb0i]

@hundredandkikin 'google phones' are not fake iphones... not everyone is drawn into the proprietary bandwagon

[SatansMullet]

Todd Wait!... ;_; LOL

[NTrakB]

funny stuff

also, to anyone planning another geek fight here, take it to the forums ok?

[ChaseBunion]

This is seriously stupid.

[billism]

@ChaseBunion Only if you're an iPhone fanboy.

[ChaseBunion]

@billism I'm just a fanboy of good taste and thoughtful humor. These are things that this piece is inherently lacking.

[SwissJon]

It's a phone ffs.. It's not going to get you laid, it's not going to make you money, it's not going to make you look cool, take you on holidays or make babies with you.. It's just a phone, and this time next year, o sooner, it's going to be as old as the iPhone..

Come on geeky people, stop trying to out geek each other and move into the real world!

[Ace33blue]

Lol... funny video. The fastest processor in a phone? LOL. Its a 1ghz snapdragon which is outdated.

[TheYorkLand]

video response ?

[amib2001]

iShit on iPhone! it's a piece of pricy old crap, who cares about iCrap anymore??

2 years ago it was new, now its iNothing.