The point is that they are awful jokes. It's taking the piss out of Bond, as if he spent his spy days wanting to be a comedian. I'm sure Peter Serafinowitz wasn't trying to get away with using "REAL one-liners from the REAL Bond films"
YES, really, you cocksucker. James Bond was killed the moment that cunt Craig was cast. Go and wank off to your new favourite films, Casino Royal Fuck-Up and Quantum Of Bollocks. I would call you a plastic Bond fan, but that would imply that you're ANY kind of Bond fan. Fuck off and die, you retarded fucking cocksucking biatch cunt. Cheerio.
Oh, that's nothing, man. He also put a retarded comment on my profile - and you should've seen the message I sent him after that! lol, I should really try breathing exercises or something like that...
Yes, you're right, I should chill. I would say 'Yah, mon!' in an attempt to be witty, but (1) I would fail in said attempt, and (2) I don't want to appear at all racist. For all I know, you could mean Winston Churchill. That would make sense; after all, he always seemed calm under pressure.
Very Moore-esque delivery... not to mention that grin!
keyboardescapism 2 months ago
Peter Serafinowicz makes a much better James Bond than the wretched Timothy Dalton!
bigcherry99 3 months ago
dr. yes yes yes
PresidentWassereimer 4 months ago
live n let buy
how true!!
GreenDevilAngel 9 months ago
shocking positively shocking xD
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these jokes are so shit they make me giggle
BIGCHOONZ1 1 year ago
"Shocking".. looks at the girl "positively shocking" Goldfinger. Serafinowicz does it perfectly as usual!
jyotishkoray 1 year ago
live and let BUY, it now :D
monstarrmackem 2 years ago 3
0:27
The beginning of Goldfinger?
KRAZYCorps 2 years ago 2
HAHAHA genius
BorisVanMeurs 2 years ago 2
Now we now what 007 did after being left redundant when the cold war was over.
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HarrisonRocks 1 year ago 2
Double 0 how I laughed!
chrisofnottingham 2 years ago 6
LOL he throws the cat into that audience at 0:20
DA1423 2 years ago 3
hehe
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dubmywub 2 years ago
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BUT all these jokes were REAL one-liners from the REAL Bond films.
so, what is supposed to be funny here?
Bond fans know them already.
prilstrudel 2 years ago
thats the whole point
hes being stupid
Alecwatson 2 years ago 2
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The point is that they are awful jokes. It's taking the piss out of Bond, as if he spent his spy days wanting to be a comedian. I'm sure Peter Serafinowitz wasn't trying to get away with using "REAL one-liners from the REAL Bond films"
You fuck.
Warwickcain 1 year ago
lmao
Dn2kproductions 2 years ago
he's great with those puns
tehnoobshowiskwl 3 years ago 2
I once killed an assassin by throwing an electric heater into his bathtub. Shocking. Positively Shocking.
This guys a genius.
BillSwerskiSuperFans 3 years ago
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this guy is NOT a genius. that was from GOLDFINGER.
all the jokes are from real Bond movies. he didn't invent any new joke.
prilstrudel 2 years ago
wow, really? its almost as if that was the point of the entire sketch!
bobzilla211 2 years ago 2
maybe my German sense of humour and your English one are just a little different from each other.
prilstrudel 2 years ago
i would agree... they are clearly very different. there is a popular perception in the UK that germans do not in fact posess a sense of humour.
bobzilla211 2 years ago 2
bah. that is unfair! We germans like Monty Python very much.
prilstrudel 2 years ago 3
@prilstrudel Yes, in your defense, Monty Python did make special German episodes.
NyeTunes 1 year ago
"The other week someone tried to assasinate me during a game of poker. That last hand nearly killed me."
SylvesterFox007 3 years ago 2
lol,where does he come up with this stuff?
NeighborAhmed 3 years ago
"Be carefull Bond. I think shes got handcuffs"
"I hope so"
Sindre1 3 years ago 2
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i fuckin love this
shrey2303 3 years ago
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Daniel Criag as James Bond. The sickest joke ever.
TheAmazingMeatMan 3 years ago
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na not really...idiot
VRgrappz 3 years ago
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YES, really, you cocksucker. James Bond was killed the moment that cunt Craig was cast. Go and wank off to your new favourite films, Casino Royal Fuck-Up and Quantum Of Bollocks. I would call you a plastic Bond fan, but that would imply that you're ANY kind of Bond fan. Fuck off and die, you retarded fucking cocksucking biatch cunt. Cheerio.
TheAmazingMeatMan 3 years ago
calm down mate...
zoravexxx 3 years ago
Oh, that's nothing, man. He also put a retarded comment on my profile - and you should've seen the message I sent him after that! lol, I should really try breathing exercises or something like that...
TheAmazingMeatMan 3 years ago
yeah wat a first class twat
destallione 3 years ago
Chill winston.
tonymontana1974 3 years ago
Yes, you're right, I should chill. I would say 'Yah, mon!' in an attempt to be witty, but (1) I would fail in said attempt, and (2) I don't want to appear at all racist. For all I know, you could mean Winston Churchill. That would make sense; after all, he always seemed calm under pressure.
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VRgrappz 3 years ago
I think he.. got the point!!!
iluvmorrissey 3 years ago 6
live at let buy...now!
aahatch 3 years ago 8
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Which twat decided to paste BBC TWO in the top, left-hand corner distracting us all from this otherwise good sketch
jsam93 3 years ago
The BBC
andy5579 3 years ago 14
if that distracts you, youre a bit retarded
joaklers 3 years ago 13
jsam93...erm, the twat who runs bbc2? i dunno, sorry. i know what you mean tho, the one on bbc3 atm is much worse.
bezale 3 years ago
Ralph Fiennes/Rigsby masterclass
Falloutmoon 3 years ago
It's funny... because all of those jokes actually come from Bond movies!
SylvesterFox007 4 years ago
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Live and Let Buy! (it now) - Live and Let Die
Dr Yes, Yes, Yes. - Dr No
Licence to Tell Jokes - Licence to Kill
MentisVenator 4 years ago
lol
CantStopClickin 4 years ago
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Fix the image ratio before uploading; it's only common sense.
teaflax 4 years ago
Have you got the Ralph Fiennes/Rigsby masterclass? Absolute genius!
jexplink 4 years ago 2
lol another good one bye peter
legoal2 4 years ago 3