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  • What's with the daft hats?

  • real solders fight in wars... just saying is all.

  • @sean2kk8 Hold on Sean. Are you saying that these guardsmen aren't real soldiers? If you are, let me tell you that the Brigade of Guards is the oldest and most distinguished units in the British army. They fought at Waterloo, all the big battles of WW I and WWII and they have served in Afganistan. Don't be fooled by the fancy uniforms. Even the bandsmen fight.

  • @271250cl All i'm saying is there's better things to do, like not wearing a silly hat, rather be out actually doing something than "guarding" the queen or whatever it is they do.

  • @sean2kk8 Oh come on, Sean! Like I said, these are some of the best soldiers in the world and most of the time they do important things, like fighting with Nato in Afganistan. All heads of state have guards outside their palaces (I've seen the soldiers outside The White House, for instance) sop why pick on the Queen? You may not like the uniform, but a lot of people do. You should see the crowds waiting to see the Changing of the Guard'. Mostly Americans, incidentally.

  • I'd like to visit there oneday!

  • HAHAHA!! That's NOT funny!

  • The funny thing is the way the speak and react.

  • English , don't have sense of humour. Although they have some funny jokes.. Its not because of they are not funny. Because their understanding funny is different.. because they don't have an existing real culture , in order to have a culture there need to be society ( social , interact, influential with your own life to others). I guess British Americans are funny.. thats because in America there have many races that  influencing mixed of cultures..

  • @retsnomonster Let me also mention this aswell , please do not offend if you are English , I do not say any bad thing about English(British) people, moreover I have got several British friends that I really like. But we can still see the issue of the culture.. When I speak with any of the person in any country we speak in a same way, however with English people I have to speak just their way, because they can't understand my , or others way of seeing , doing , accepting , and knowing things..

  • @retsnomonster one of the main reasons of this, because they do not need to learn any other language in order to speak with someone.. Everyone can speak English.. And everyone in the world act what they wanted to see us.., its shameful for people that they think to be a puppet or one of the bit in the capitalist system. Thats not good.. just not right..

  • @retsnomonster Haha! Get a load of this American trying to say his country has a culture but Britain doesn't. You're retarded, bro.

  • @pureshadows Its funny how he claims that Britain has no culture. Despite the fact that British culture is the basis of American culture. Thankfully there are many Americans who would disagree with his very short sighted view of the world (The World Series truly is the world series and Football, or soccer to him, is a sport played only by some Euro Trash). I personally want to visit America aswell as the rest of the world. Ive been to Africa, Asia and Europe and live in Australia.

  • @retsnomonster "I guess British Americans are funny.. thats because in America there have many races that influencing mixed of cultures.."

    That is complete multicultural bullshit. So my Sweden got a more defined culture and people got more humoristic just because of the 1 million crime committing paki's that has arrived here the last 20 years?Same in England, you can't just say that brits aren't humorous and that they haven't got a culture just because you feel like it it's rtded

  • @Fredrikbb Your sweden? Excuse me , how can you own a country? Multi culture is more wise than you think. Not just people committing crime , but people's role in the places . Those paki's are there because of a reason. And you should go your local government and ask about it. . Instead of blaming Pakistani people , or black people , or chinese people. why dont you blame your own government? tell them not to take those people in your country if you think in that way!

  • @retsnomonster Have you ever been in UK? Pakistani and indians are providing food , driving taxis, blacks are cleaning the toilets, shopping malls, driving busses , chinese are providing open buffets! they are doing all the lower service of the European countries.. British people are polite , however they still think those people are shit! so what british do? getting drunk! , eating food and messing streets, having a lots of babies from different women, and swearing at people pakis , niggers

  • @retsnomonster I do not like generalising people, but many british do those stuff... There are also hard working , educated , in a good manner brits ! Now I don't know about sweden, I have never been there , And I think I would not really interested to be in there anyway after seeing people like you. Well, in conclusion you can never blame people , there are crimes in sweden , crimes in everywhere , not only pakis or niggers commiting crime.

  • @retsnomonster If I was a black and if was cleaning your shit in the toilet , and if you come and be disrespectful to me I would have to be commit crime.. I f I was a pakistani and if you come to my restaurant and be disrespectful to me I would have to commit crime.. same thing for swedish poeple, If i was a black or pakistani and if I am disrespectful to you , you would have to commit crime. simple as that . its not colour , its the attitude.

  • Where's the joke?

  • @chainedtoaradiator Guy: "Who dropped that 5 pence down there"

    Woman: "must be yours"

    Guy " I can't bend I got a bad back"

    *laughter* *guy walks off*

  • @WhuBilly10 Thats what i thought!

  • "English sense of humour"... lol, that's a major oxymoron. The English got no sense of humour at all. That's a common fact.

  • @PrussianElite So much fail I don't know what to say.

  • @PrussianElite where way funnier than americans

  • @PrussianElite Hey mate i hope you get cancer!

  • I think thats rare ,because they have very strong Protocols.that the have to follow.

  • 0:10 Sounds like someone eating a crunchy biscuit

  • "I can't bend I've got a bad back."

    Deffo from East Yorkshire... we speak way too fast for most people. But really, everybody else just wastes a shit-ton of time speaking waaay too slowly.

  • This is what i heard the man say-

    "I cant bend ivghahnbent"

  • @vigorousAtheist You should learn to speak English then...

  • @itzxx420I33tHALOxxzz In the UK (as well as Australia and New Zealand) it is common to end some past tense verbs with a "t" as in learnt or dreamt rather than learned or dreamed

  • @mr9396 its spelled 'spelled', not spelt lol. learn to spell please :)))

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz You...we are taught "spelt" in English schools, and this is the English language, so...-_-

  • @FallenAngelDream I speak american though and american is better language than english ok ?

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz

    Saying "i dreamed" or "i spelled" or "i learned" in the past tense is like baby talk, at least the language of a young child in the UK and Australasia. In American English it's perfectly acceptable language but in the UK it just doesn't make sense.

    Theres also the issue with using 'an' we mostly use 'an' before a vowel, an apple, an orange etc, Americans seem to use 'an' differently in their language. No right or wrong, just local use differences. ☺

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz You speak American ENGLISH -_- American is bacisally English. How can you say that "American" is better than English, when all "American" is is English with a few new words and alterations in grammar etc?

  • @FallenAngelDream *Basically

  • @FallenAngelDream *Basically

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz penispenispenispenispenis, Thought I'd reply to your comment with something equally valuable. Seriously, one of the most ignorant and stupid things I've ever read.

  • @U1timatron lol no need to get buttangrey with me bro calm down it s just the internet :))

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz No you speak English. You write in American English but the fact still remains you speak a borrowed language. How about that freedom thing eh? Especially with SOPA and PIPA around the corner too. Bold eagles weep.

  • @pureshadows sopa is necessary 2 take down losers like u from stealing films? so stfu pls.

    AMERICA IS DA BEST

    USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz Witness the amazing higher cognitive abilities of an American.

  • @BlackTemplar43 witness nerds who play gay ass space marin games LOL.

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz I am not ashamed of having an imagination, as you can figure out from my username.

    You are showing us your stupidity even more when you insult me because of a fact you know nothing about, using words like LOL and improper grammar.

    Besides you must be trolling, no other person watches a video like this only to start provocating people.

  • @BlackTemplar43 blacktempler42... so dark and edgy i bet u get all the girls am i rite?? lmao... such a sad nerd go cry in a conrer a river ok/.?

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz I do have a girlfriend, if you insist. Being a geek does not mean one has to be anti-social, like you. I would love to see your personal harem.

    And at least try to write properly in the future.

  • @BlackTemplar43 ur hand doesnt count bro LOL

    and ye i do have a harim of bitches all love me cus ima playa u jelly?

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz You do realise you are supporting my claim about stupid Americans with your trolling? You are only making your homeland appear even more dumb than it already is.

  • @BlackTemplar43 ur only making ur gay britin look even gAYER lol

  • @BlackTemplar43 ...no wonder so many schools get ripped apart by freaks like this person.Feel sorry for trolls in a way.Even his fellow Americans must despise him.

  • @pureshadows Bald eagles aren't all that bold.

  • wtf did he say????

  • Gods own county "Yorkshire" has thee best accent !

  • when did someone move Buckingham Palace to Buckingham? there's 60 miles by road (at least) between them :-P

  • did you drop those 5 pence down there...."that must be yours" I cant bend cause of my back...im not 100% on the end there...

  • I have no idea what he said....

  • @LegendaryFroggy He said he "cant bend, got a bad back".

    He has a northern english accent, they are quite hard to understand, much life the american south accent (for me anyways lol).

  • @MrTimooth

    Don't feel bad, I don't understand (American) Southerners either. Seeing as how I'm from New York, I believe a southerner would call you and I BOTH Yankees if we were standing next to one another, wouldn't they?

  • @DivinityBleu A southerner most likely wouldn't call someone from New York a Yankee. They wouldn't calll them anything.

  • thumbs up if you got here from eddie izzard

  • "Their" almost always mindless. *facepalm* "They're"... *headdesk* Irony or summink that innit.

  • he said 'i cant bend i got a bad back!'

  • Keep slagging of the British, cos it not like u don't have loads of nations who support u to choose from

  • He said 'Who dropped that 5 pence down there?' then 'Its not me Iv got a bad back' or something like that

  • ahh yes he passed the 5p onto the woman like a hot potatoe because his religious superstition tells him to leave anything he drops on the ground for someone who needs it.

    he does joke about a bad back and being unable to pick it up as a way if declaring his intentions to leave it for the woman, who guffaws at his feeble offering gleefully like an unwanted christmas present

  • @denucee you dont half talk a lot of bollocks. IT WAS A JOKE! do you know what that is? and you bring religion into it! WHY?

  • @denucee It's not funny when you actually have to explain it

  • @denucee his religious superstition tells him to leave it for someone who needs it? first of all do you think the royal guards are walking around with spare change in their pocket? and second of all its 5 fuckin pence, i wouldnt be arse to pick it up either

  • Yh he said he has a bad back because that hat he wears weighs a ton and they have to stand up straight all day

  • nobody you mental case

  • Who Got Here By OMG Cat Skyrim Reaction THUMBS UP IF YOU DID

  • 'Well you something got about 5pence down there look''

    'this must be yours'

    'I cant bend, I've got a bad back'

  • @radicalhit "dropped that five pence down there, look"

  • @dunbolt he said 'I can't bend, got a bad back' :)

  • you'd need a sense of humour to walk around dressed like a cunt all day.

  • are the people who cant understand what he's saying american?

  • @JoeytheDon1000 I'm British, but I'm from up north...

  • @dean42bean omg same im from up north...

  • Crap..can't hear a thing he says.

  • I'm guessing the humour part is him saying he can't bend to pick up the 5p because he's got a bad back. Whereas, in reality, he's a decorated Scots Guard Sergeant who is likely highly trained in hand and weapon combat... as well as the trombone. I think he can bend - and could turn a full grown man upside down if the palace was under threat.

  • He said "I cant bend I've got a bad back" :) (that's what I heard anyway)

  • How was that an English sense of humor? It was some guy saying he had a bad back. Hurrr durrr.

  • Haha it looks like an afro :P and I'm not trying to be disrespectful :)

  • @WLBIceman That's correct buddy!

  • Note to self.. don't bother reading youtube comments, their almost always mindless

  • @Lupinflo Ironic you use the word mindless when you spelt they're wrong.

  • @jp23able I can't spell but u did understand my point so go get fucked

  • @jp23able also i love how u associate mindlessness with spelling mistakes, plenty of people (myself included) struggle with spelling & as much as u might disagree your spelling age isn't necessarily a barometer for intelligent. In much the same way that u wouldn't chastise some for being poor at maths.

  • @Lupinflo If you cant see the irony i dont have the time to explain it to you.

  • @Lupinflo they're

  • Those hats are like Goku's hair or Radditz'. They are ridiculous unless you are used to them.

  • If british people are so great then why do they speak american??

    check mate.

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz cant tell if troll

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz are you serious

  • @Jakeakdreday thumbs up if u think Jake is a nigger

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz are you completely retarded or trolling?

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz There is no such language as "American". you speak English with an american accent. Reverse check mate.

  • @WLBIceman Actually "American English" does exist, such as "British English", "South African English"; etc...

  • @skrivbok From another website but not directly copied - American English, the form of the ENGLISH language that is chiefly used in the US. I rest my case . . . .

  • @WLBIceman Yeah, I know they're different dialects (thought with some significant differences from one another), but all of them are still English. I know.

  • @skrivbok No such thing as British English, it's just English.

  • @skrivbok It is still English though.

  • @WLBIceman erm there might not be one as stated but Americans do spell words a lot differently to we the English do :)

  • @skylineXtitchX Not true at all, american english spelling varies SLIGHTLY, hardly noticable.

  • @skylineXtitchX Interesting choice of words.

  • @WLBIceman American is a dialect of English. :P

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz lol im english but that comment was funny.

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz americans are related to brits if you go back far enough in history and did you ever wonder why you speak english with a few different terms for items.

  • @Firstmate101 umm.. cus they copeid us? lol

    get ur owen langauge lol...

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz LMAO!!! American??? We speak english there is no such language as American haha!!! it's English and that's what the AMERICAN Scum speak! cos they're to dumb for ther're own language fucking Yank cunts fat horrible ignorant cunts.

  • @UkFisherman81lb alright man keep you're yellow teeth in lmao

    also british are almost as fat as americnas so LOL

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz Britain is the worlds 10th "fattest" country.... America is 3rd.

  • @bradleybooth95 yeah but look fhow close america and britland is

    ur just a s fat so LOLLOL

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz not that close, sorry your education system couldn't teach you how to count that well. 7 places between is quite a bit.

  • FUXCK the places u fukingn g retard look at the perncetages???

    uk is so colose to usa in obsity its laugable! hahahahahaha u fat broo#??

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz fuck* *fucking *percentages *close and im the retard? You're proud that you are one of the fattest countries in the world? We may be close but america's worse. The only thing Laughable is you attempt at trolling.

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz I've never understood why Americans always refer to this "fact" that Brits have bad teeth? we came up with the idea to put flouride in the water supply.. whilst yanks drink coke that rots.. now what a cunt.. thick cunt at that..

  • @TheWelliesDog you do have bad tetth it is a fact. look it up k thnx bye idioto

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz "Look it up"? Where did you get that fact from? Fellow Yanks? British people don't have bad teeth, and I have no idea where that stereotype came from. We have perfectly good dental care, and those that do not care for their teeth are generally those that cannot afford it or are afraid of the dentist.

  • @firething11 wrong lok it upp

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz Not wrong, Don't need to. I only have to look at my good teeth and all the other Brits I know that have good teeth (all of them). And learn to spell.

  • @firething11 ur rite anecdotel evidance is best evadance.

    LOLOL

  • @firething11 i yanks say we have yellow teeth because we drink so much tea and it stains our teeth think there trying to be funny

  • @firething11

    Those that can't afford dental care get their treatment and checkups free on the NHS.

    So there's no excuse.

    It's true that we still use medieval amalgam fillings in the back teeth. But, at least the teeth get filled when they're sore.

  • @firething11 It started back in the Revolutionary war times. It is a stupid stereotype but it's one that's been around forever. It's the same as Brits calling Americans fat, except the obesity rate in Britain is higher than the percentage in America, our population is just 6 times bigger than the entire UK. But forgive Halo's ignorance, it's people like him who makes America look as bad as it does.

  • @PepperDr94 The obesity rate is not higher in the UK, it's not much lower but it is definately is not higher.

  • @fluffymole0913 Unless it's changed in the pass couple of years the UK has the highest. There was a poll of America, Canada, the UK, Australia, and I think Germany, and the UK was the highest.

  • @PepperDr94 Was this poll taking in BMI test results or Body Fat percentage results?

  • @fluffymole0913 It was own the national obesity rate LOL

  • @PepperDr94 But you need to know whether the countries were measuring obesity using BMI tests or upon Body Fat percentage. Because it does make a difference you know...

  • @firething11 Not afford it?..But you guys have "OH-SO-GREAT" government healthcare. You really are dumb if you dont know where that stereotype came from. And thrice you guys have some of the worst dental problems around for a modern civilization.

  • @letmytechspit

    Its a strange stereotype, in the UK we have dentists as part of our healthcare. I visit the dentist 3 times a year, if i need any work like fillings, extraction or straightening no problem but if i want any cosmetic work like polishing or veneers then i have to pay privately. So, we dont have bad teeth, we just dont have fake bright white hollywood veneers, we have what we were born with as teeth are an important part of human survival, not a fashion accessory.

  • @letmytechspit

    In 2007 approx 33% of Americans had no dental health cover and even more had no basic dental cover on their health insurance, approx 20% had no health insurance. Financial difficulties are a bigger problem today than in 2007 so its likely to be higher now, all people of a modern civilised country should at least have the benefit of fresh water, healthcare and education. At least a 3rd of a nation with no access to dental care means a lot of bad dental health.

  • @ChuckMamuck just wondering... why that has anything to do with British sense of humor?...

  • @MrFlix76

    It doesn't, its not funny at all, quite frightening statistics really.

    It was just replies to someone below who's been brainwashed into believing stereotypes are factual representations.

    This is a sense of humour though:

    /watch?v=OESLX-JJBjM

  • @ChuckMamuck There's a difference between not having dental insurance and not getting dental care. I didn't have dental insurance for a while I still went to the dentist and paid about $130 per visit. My teeth are fine.

    From what I've seen you should be more concerned about your own peoples teeth..

  • @OlderG0ds

    Thats a lot of money for a check up.

    I'm not concerned with anyones teeth apart from my own, you're getting defensive over my comment which was a reply to a brainwashed fool.

    It seems that Americans love to attack the the British about dental health but when faced with actual facts and statistics of their own dental health problems they become defensive and on the attack. It works both ways, the US has high rates of poor dental health also. Why so defensive?

  • @OlderG0ds

    Excellent channel by the way, you have some awesome aviation vids.

    I've subbed and will be watching my way through them.

    I've just finished watching a documentary called top gun over russia, its about the US and russian airforces with both US and Russian pilots together talking unbiasedly about their own and each others airforce and aircraft. The best video i've seen for a long time.

    /watch?v=WAyHzbuT2J0 give it a view, im sure you'll enjoy it.

  • @ChuckMamuck Thanks I didn't mean to be defensive/offensive just saying that people often bring up statistics about insurance not realizing that most people can still afford to pay out of pocket.

    I didn't mean to be insulting either I'm not one of those who thinks all Brits have bad teeth but I know that American dental practice is held to a higher standard than most of Europe.

    Yes I will check that vid out thanks for sharing, it interests me a lot. Cheers.

  • @OlderG0ds

    No worries bro, if i was an American in these times i'd be the same, it seems like the whole world is on a lets hate on America mission.

    Over here dental care will fix your teeth and make them healthy, private care is excellent but we think its expensive, we're use to free treatment so any cost is expensive but we have to pay for cosmetic and speciallist work. Private care is always better due to market competition and they need to be to get our continuous custom.

  • @OlderG0ds

    I've been a huge aviation fan since childhood, my dad is, he use to take us to all the American airshows at the US bases here, Mildenhall, Lakenheath, Fairford, Alconbury. The US bases are like America in the UK, everythings American, the cars, the food, unbelievable airshows. I go to Lakenheath quite a lot to watch the F15's and use to go to the Donna Nook beach range to watch the A10's firing the GAU8.

    This is why we love having the Yanks in the UK

    /watch?v=1D_I4RMnwuA

  • @ChuckMamuck Nothing like the sound of the Hog firing its gun. I'm sure not many get to witness it, I haven't. I grew up on a USMC air base (Cherry Point NC - largest in the world) so I've been around aviation a lot too. My dad was a Harrier crew chief and so I got to do cool stuff like sit in the cockpit etc. We used to sit on our roof and watch the Blue Angel shows every year. Was good fun.

  • @letmytechspit Sure we do, idio. People like you make me laugh because you fail so bad XD

  • @FallenAngelDream "t" XD

  • @letmytechspit No, we don't. It's a stereotype, you said it yourself. And if by "OH-SO-GREAT" you mean "FREE", yeah. Just not free dental care if you can afford it.

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz It's also a fact that all americans are too fat and you probably live in your grans basement playing xbox all day, sad.. and you can't spell.. you're lucky you speak english.. at least spell correctly. nobjockey yank. and don't even bother replying again because your opinion is not valid because you're a cunt. end of. now go and have a mcdonalds fatty.

  • @TheWelliesDog although I agree with you that they stole our language, that's a bit harsh don't you think mate? In all honesty I don't think you deserve to call yourself British if you act that poorly to other nationalities.

  • @TheWelliesDog dats racist

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz. Even If my teeth were bad, I could get them fixed for free on the NHS, you'd have to pay.

  • @mr9396 NHS is socialism tho

    you fucking commies

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz. Oh yes, Britain is communist. Think before you write you fucking inbred. This will be short because im just of to the dentist for a FREE check up.

  • @mr9396 your 'of' to the dentist?? lol learn to spell please :)))

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz. It's spelt " You're ". Learn to spell please.

  • @UkFisherman81lb The words ignorant, Fat and stupid were not invented til Americans took independance.. That was a mistake letting them run a country.

  • @itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz Tell me this is some kind of joke? i'm sure not even the Americans are stupid enough to think that we talk American.. Americans Speak English.. and history will tell you why.. Check Mate indeed.

  • say what?? what did he say again?

  • How did this turn into an argument about religion?

  • So much unpleasant abuse on here. Men of all religons from all parts of the world fought in both the first and second world wars on the side of Britain and her allies. They fought and died bravely, a muslim woman I know, her grandfather fought in Malaysia and was imprisoned by the Japanese in Changi Jail. Not an insignificant occurance.

  • What the fuck did he say? Icabetamalphab is all I heard.

  • @dunboldt He said "I can't bend with my back", because he dropped 5p. I mean really sounded clear to me ?

  • @bevylawd He said "I can't bend, gotta bad back."?

  • @dunboldt he said "is that your five pence down there love" ;) happy to help

  • @dunboldt I can't bend....I've got a bad back.

  • @dunboldt Can't bend got a bad back. i'm pretty sure.

  • @dunboldt "I can't bend, I've got a bad back," =D

  • I really don't get why there is do much racism and hatred towards Muslims and vice versa, you people really need to grow up and stop generalising, not all Muslims are terrorists and not all Christians are pedophiles , u get good and bad people in every country / relegion / background or ethnic group. So just stop all this crap which is uncalled for and defo not needed. There's enough shit going on in the world without idiots adding on to it with their hatred.

  • It would be awesome if I could understand a word of that...

  • soon Islam will take over the UK.

  • @kibblesftw your not wanted here, im glad my dad blew muslims up with mortars.