dad u and mom had timmy a year ago, i saw what happened to mom do u really think i wanna go thru that as a teen? and what does holding hands have to do with getting pregnant? i held hands with u and mom while walking across the street to the car.... enough said.
this is a FAIL, the dad looks like a freakin perv. (and he IS) and why would the mom say to the dad "Go to our daughter and give her "the talk"? that is SO stupid!
@JunoMacguff2012 Welcome to the real world. Have you ever talked to a guy about his kids, or about how he would be if he had kids? Trust me, they all have the same "GOOD JOB SON!" "LOCK THE DAUGHTER IN A TOWER!" views. Daughters are meant to be kept sweet and innocent and perpetually 5 years old. Sons are meant to be molded into the man they wish they were, sexual conquests included.
dad,WHY COULDNT MOM HAVE THE CHAT WITH ME???oh btw-y r u wearing the same shirt all the time???u wore it when i was 5!do u change ur man-panties atleast?(lol man panties)
If a boy asks you to touch his private parts before you're old enough to marry, you say no. it makes you one in a million... literally. Oh and, if you do decide to listen to the boy, I'll have to pour boiling hot water on your cooter and give you 3rd degree burns so that no one else asks ever again. ... Annnd if you still try to do as the boy says I'll have to hire the late abortion man. That way I can have a new daughter instead of a disgusting whore. Is that clear? Good. Good night, honey. <3
0_0 if this was true, then me and all of my friends tht r lyk 12, 13, and 14 would have babies ....
xxLykABossxx 1 month ago
@xxLykABossxx Ikr.. I'm 14... I would have like.. 100 babies :O
ilovesaw9 3 weeks ago
So wait i can hold a girls hand now... what if i wear protection like a glove over my hand?
druthdaern1 1 month ago
so if i hold a guys hand i get a baby with poop on there face ?
Mackenziemcewentv 1 month ago
And then my mom walked in...
Lulzppl33 2 months ago
it seem realistic until a stupid advertisment poped up...
259alana 2 months ago
ummmm.... im black!
chriskhleo 2 months ago
jokes on you dad im a lesbian
Nickman007z 5 months ago 5
thumbs u if your a guy watching this for the lulz
computergeek0916 6 months ago 8
dad u and mom had timmy a year ago, i saw what happened to mom do u really think i wanna go thru that as a teen? and what does holding hands have to do with getting pregnant? i held hands with u and mom while walking across the street to the car.... enough said.
p.s. Totally Sketch ur amazing and super funny ;p
Like if ur watching this in 2011!!!!!!
TheRealShaba421 6 months ago 3
xD I didn't know my dad was white!
pmunkyandpals11 7 months ago 9
y is the dad giving the talk its fukin weird
cutekellykelly135 7 months ago 5
lol this is fuckin creepy and hilarious
kyebean 7 months ago
i would not let my dad talk to me about this stuff
SpazyLexi1 7 months ago
my dad told my sister hold a boys hand she will have a baby but she said i hold hands with you in the parking lot...... WOOWWW
ihlhuvvyhu11 8 months ago 2
i was hoping to become a bitch but, i am a good girl i guess. lol i cant believe i said that
1998umit 8 months ago
I think he is going to make the baby with his darter lol my sister had a baby because of him and shes 11 lol
symbiotecarnage666 9 months ago
oooh i know how this feels like
OxhornD 9 months ago
if you were a teen when your mom or dad talked to you about sex then HA my mom told me about it when i was 10!
Jazzyjaz246 9 months ago
@Jazzyjaz246 And I knew about it before I was 5. Wanna play again?
freerealmsvids1 9 months ago
omg! i must have had like 500 babbies! AHHHH!
Yellowpurpleduckies 9 months ago 6
wow......
PrettyPrincess8552 9 months ago
where did HE get the baby from? nuff said. anyway isn't it usually the mother that does these talks?
Admaster50 9 months ago
@Admaster50 dads do it too
31runescapepie 9 months ago
@31runescapepie with the daughter? i thought it was father and son, mother and daughter
Admaster50 9 months ago
@Admaster50 eh sometimes dads do both
31runescapepie 9 months ago
dads having the talk with their DAUGHTERS smh.. lol
TheWish11eleven 10 months ago
My dad'd never say anything like that! ...But he's dead so...
TheSchweetGal 10 months ago
wouldnt the mom b giving the daughter the talk? that would b awkward if me and my dad were having the talk that would b really awkward
karnivalXkelsi 10 months ago
this is a FAIL, the dad looks like a freakin perv. (and he IS) and why would the mom say to the dad "Go to our daughter and give her "the talk"? that is SO stupid!
MelodyEnthusiastic 11 months ago
ive watched them all. :( they were all fails!!
PokemonRuleS122 11 months ago
What the hell?! He threatens the teen girl, but encourages the teen son?! Sexist bastards.
JunoMacguff2012 1 year ago
@JunoMacguff2012 Welcome to the real world. Have you ever talked to a guy about his kids, or about how he would be if he had kids? Trust me, they all have the same "GOOD JOB SON!" "LOCK THE DAUGHTER IN A TOWER!" views. Daughters are meant to be kept sweet and innocent and perpetually 5 years old. Sons are meant to be molded into the man they wish they were, sexual conquests included.
RassTheKing 10 months ago
can i have one who doesnt look like a pedo
SophieGizzy 1 year ago
jesus christ fuck this
TonyMoans 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! 'Nuff said
marioandremolina 1 year ago
AIDS
56hillary 1 year ago
if a bpy askes u to s his d and give him a hj do t and hell love u forever
edman561 1 year ago
so if i hold a boys hand i get a baby what happens if i kiss him i become a grand ma
xavierbot 1 year ago
That little kid is cute!!
superapple574 1 year ago
dad,WHY COULDNT MOM HAVE THE CHAT WITH ME???oh btw-y r u wearing the same shirt all the time???u wore it when i was 5!do u change ur man-panties atleast?(lol man panties)
RatedNatty 1 year ago
#LOL
TheJjackson114 1 year ago
im a teen girl and i have to say...
that was fucking creepy
0_0
SophieGizzy 1 year ago 5
what a cute bby :D
marilynngutierrez 1 year ago
um thats all i can say is um
izdun11 1 year ago
thumbs up if ur a guy xD
SnapCrackleJared 1 year ago 2
Dad, I thought I told you to stop stealing the neighbors baby D:
NeoPokemon8996 1 year ago 4
i'm mexican, do i even know u? wtf! we don't even look a like. by the way what am i doing here u pedophile
987654321stars 1 year ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW i want one of those so called children but im 16 THX DAD IM GONNA RUN OUT AND have a child LOLZ lol jk
clubpenguingurl777 1 year ago
this guy blatantly keeps kids in a dungeon.
skillzdatkillz900 1 year ago
Why is my daddy white?
Julleen 1 year ago
@Julleen Because you are adopted
tanman1110 1 year ago
@tanman1110 yeah, you're right T-T
Julleen 1 year ago
@Julleen At least you have a parent :D
tanman1110 1 year ago
that kid is adorble
bbyzemz 1 year ago
Is this the guy who plays the Ghost in Interactive Halloween Party?
LouxChannel 1 year ago
Why the hell would my DAD be talking to me about this? haha
cokedacola9 1 year ago 3
@cokedacola9
Derp. Because he's your dad, maybe?
MrOver9000dollars 1 year ago
@MrOver9000dollars Well I'd just think that the MOM would be more suited to tell me haha.
cokedacola9 1 year ago
0:12 pause there.... thats what i was thinking all along...
PigGirl97 1 year ago 2
@PigGirl97 I DON'T GET IT
SuperChocolateWorld 1 year ago
@SuperChocolateWorld your username is so racist you suck.
kaossspawn99 1 year ago
@kaossspawn99 #LOL
AzpeMan173 1 year ago
If you hold a boy's hand, you will have one of these: LMAO!
LiveForFunny 1 year ago
Glad I'm not a girl then or otherwise I'd have about 30 children by now
darkrule1 1 year ago
Uh dad.....I'm a lesbo. so you don't need to worry. :P
I wish they that option "tell dad what you are" that would be funny!
97Scarygirl 1 year ago
pervert...
trezzpazzerz 1 year ago
my mom showd me this....
Tory9002 1 year ago 290
"and if u hold the boys hand u will have one of these...*pulls up baby*" lol
alicard95 1 year ago 4
wait...im a girl
jrkilla78777 1 year ago
Do I have to wear a condum the next time I hold a girls hand?? xD
NxTOxTHExEIGHBOR 1 year ago 47
@NxTOxTHExEIGHBOR that depends on the intensions
pompomrox 3 months ago
whhyy couldnt the mom explain this?
bobbyjack214321 1 year ago
dis guy looks like a pedo
sokerstar45 1 year ago
my dad is scary and pervy looking
dogydory 1 year ago
i couldn't look him straight in the eyes...O_O
TheNightcloudHATER 1 year ago
spot on
xxxtobyx3 1 year ago
.....My real dad said the same thing.... :/
elissahhunter 1 year ago
oh my god!!!
snug2233 1 year ago
Thats NAWT my dad lol
Degrassilove1 1 year ago
the dad looks like such a player :D
Cubarted 1 year ago
why isnt the mom talking to the daughter about this?!?!?! Lmao, baby
LeaBear100 1 year ago
why is there like sexy porno music in the background??
helloimwalrus 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you saw the insurance ad that had the guy playing a teenage girl.
animefan848 1 year ago
why wouldnt the mom do these activities with the girl??
1111krol 1 year ago
@1111krol because its interactive DAD.
potterbond 1 year ago
@potterbond RIGHT
1111krol 1 year ago
If a boy asks you to touch his private parts before you're old enough to marry, you say no. it makes you one in a million... literally. Oh and, if you do decide to listen to the boy, I'll have to pour boiling hot water on your cooter and give you 3rd degree burns so that no one else asks ever again. ... Annnd if you still try to do as the boy says I'll have to hire the late abortion man. That way I can have a new daughter instead of a disgusting whore. Is that clear? Good. Good night, honey. <3
Zepheonn 1 year ago 424
@Zepheonn Perfect.
CougarBloom 1 year ago
@Zepheonn Some sick mother you are.
johnsnake71 4 months ago
are this dude is lika avatar or something 'cuz when I hold hands with a guy I just wont get pregnant :/ maybe that's just me?!
hampstersh 1 year ago
so i can't hold hands, so i'll just do them. thanks daddy.<3
sweetnibblets0x 1 year ago
It's not my fault dad, we tried to use hand protection. The glove broke! :(
14blackroses 1 year ago 2
i will never hold a guys hand again o.0
salomepereiras 1 year ago
@salomepereiras damn there goes my master plan, lol
toektoektoek 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and if the guy use a glove , can i hold his hand ?
salomepereiras 1 year ago
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salomepereiras 1 year ago
dad we use protection!!!!
Teleia1 1 year ago
he needs to explain better than that or let mom do the talking
RetroLuv04 1 year ago
so that explains the child u gave me at disney world i guess i need to be more independant
nalepa47 1 year ago
dad is an asshole
17supernoob 1 year ago
SHIT I DIDNT CLICK FOR "THE TALK"
fionanz13 1 year ago 2
I thought that only applied to Amphibiosions...
Snipadude47 1 year ago
ahh that talk!!!!!!!
*click little girl*
happybunny13100 1 year ago
@happybunny13100 Third degree burn or talk? your choice XD
Heartgirlify 1 year ago
@Heartgirlify ummmm tricky
happybunny13100 1 year ago
the talk O_O
cinhere 1 year ago
OMG. Its the talk DX
EpicRandomGirl 1 year ago
o_O its the talk......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
JetFire2012 1 year ago
i thought he was gonna say
if you see any boys dick i'll chop it off
coleboy44andAhalf 1 year ago
I thought he was gonna talk about sex!
TheGretta40 1 year ago 2
I JUZ CAME HERE TO READ THE GURLS COMMENTS HAHAHA
respect23jordans 1 year ago
He looks like an ex porn star xD
TsunamiSamantha 1 year ago 3
the baby is so cute
mrsadorible1991 1 year ago
thats what my actual parents said. :O
tomcruiseisaunicorn 1 year ago 4
im not even adopted and i wanted to play lol
LifeIsFailandWin 1 year ago 6
looks like a pedofile
Trixareforkidzz1996 1 year ago 9
Ive dreaded this talk for my dad but still that was akward
MsLolgirl23 1 year ago
this is aqward
ItsZanaynay 1 year ago
Condoms is available now !
rasfi1 1 year ago
worst dad ever
TheBrainchip 1 year ago
i should stop going to church then, i will never give peace ever again
Mistoffelees11 1 year ago
he looks like his gonna rape me
chiachhu 1 year ago 6
thats why the mother should talk to her teen girl child ... you know what i mean if u just watched it x)
Celinemooni 1 year ago
wait, then what happens if you kiss sombody ? D:
FELOOx1 1 year ago
So wait... Thats why my gf missed her period? jk
Drumz0r2243 1 year ago
Holding someone's hand gets them pregnant? Oh shit...
mypetfly 1 year ago
lol this is always umcomfortable.
1410kitty 1 year ago
What if the guy wears a rubber glove?
MrBiscottiiii 1 year ago 8
haha i'm glad we got to have this chat
bestsy07 1 year ago
N'uff said
MasterDevil9 1 year ago
He looks like a creeper..
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tailwip97 1 year ago
well this guy doesnt know what hes doing i see.
carmendreamers 1 year ago
yayyyy i luv babies >3<
FanGirlMania 1 year ago
Awe! Cute baby!
kakashilover142 1 year ago
well the hell did he get the baby from
isaisai9192 1 year ago
lol wow i knew it would be somethin awkward XD
jasmine11k 1 year ago
THAT BABY IS SOOO CUTE
babybubble7 1 year ago
Thanks God my real father isn't like that! xDDD
BeeLoveAndPeace 1 year ago
Enough said
MrLinkinparkfreak 1 year ago
hahahahahahhahahaha!
olivehead17 1 year ago
Really? Really? Gawd Dad your fired!
emocamvampire 1 year ago
hehehehe ima boy..
MrRatermat 1 year ago 4
hahahahaahha enough said
FearlessSurvivor1999 1 year ago
Shouldn't the mom have The Talk with her daughter and not the dad?
SellyGomez96 1 year ago 2
@SellyGomez96 i think he did a wonderful job
LarryBogary 1 year ago
@LarryBogary i never said he didnt.
SellyGomez96 1 year ago
well good thing i never held a boys hand XD
awonderland123 1 year ago
Daddy's a pedophile! haha :) jk
HaleyWTK 1 year ago
haha
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TaTeRoxx 1 year ago
cute baby:)
bea2bat 1 year ago
!I LOVEEEEEEE BABIES!!!!!!
Readingthismeans 1 year ago
awhh that baby was hella cute. lol.
misskali001 1 year ago 4
i didnt hafta have a chat like this with my dad :)
sportsreality93 1 year ago
lmao
Shadow009909 1 year ago
OWNED
BlackOutKiller07 1 year ago
XD epic fail
TheHaloReviewer23 1 year ago
I must have held a boys hand to much then, because I've got 6 of those know.
MormonChick22 1 year ago
OMG i gotta start wearing gloves when i hold chicks hands thank god my penis doesnt make one of those XD
orgon52 1 year ago
LOL
"If you hold a boys hand, you will have one of these.. enough said.." xD
TheGamer873 1 year ago 4
o.O...
selenagirl14 1 year ago
my dad's white? anyways.......thnx for the tip dad.
dr3a4lyfe 1 year ago
wtf what a dad >.>
mizzykitkat 1 year ago
why does my dad look like the play boy bunny dude
sarbeartm 1 year ago 48
@sarbeartm XD hugh heffner
goedertlord234 1 year ago
Hahahahaha! "If you hold a boys hand..."
SeekerKC 1 year ago
lol, i feel sorry for girls that have harsh dads.
0nquer 1 year ago
That explains those 20 babies that appeared D: ...
LoveAtTwilight 1 year ago 282
LOLZ!!!!! I aint gonna hold a guy anymore haha!!!
axoxg13 1 year ago
He means a you know what boys have a p*nis
realdenni199 1 year ago
lol hes right. the next thing is they will want to get it on lol
neneluv09 1 year ago
haha why do the girls get it so much harder :(
HelloMyNameIsJFACE 2 years ago 7
because you get to be smarter than us
FuckWorkdays 2 years ago 5
love the name
2CSST2 1 year ago
@2CSST2
I get that a lot...
FuckWorkdays 1 year ago
otherwise theyll be sluts, but when guys do it its cool...duh
evilomen725 1 year ago
I thought it was "If you stare into a guys eyes you'll get pregnant." guess things changed lol
dwb17 2 years ago 7
thats what my friend told one of my other friends...she believed her...we're 14 xD
raindropsxxonxxroses 2 years ago 7
lol if this is the case I would probably be the father of ITS OVER 9,000!!!!
BendowsXP 2 years ago
at 00:34 i can hear The Price is right fail horns.
kiltsonfire164 2 years ago
so if I cant hold a guys hand, does that mean I wont get pregnant if I have sex XD
AliceLacrimose 2 years ago 246