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  • 0_0 if this was true, then me and all of my friends tht r lyk 12, 13, and 14 would have babies ....

  • @xxLykABossxx Ikr.. I'm 14... I would have like.. 100 babies :O

  • So wait i can hold a girls hand now... what if i wear protection like a glove over my hand?

  • so if i hold a guys hand i get a baby with poop on there face ?

  • And then my mom walked in...

  • it seem realistic until a stupid advertisment poped up...

  • ummmm.... im black!

  • jokes on you dad im a lesbian

  • thumbs u if your a guy watching this for the lulz

  • dad u and mom had timmy a year ago, i saw what happened to mom do u really think i wanna go thru that as a teen? and what does holding hands have to do with getting pregnant? i held hands with u and mom while walking across the street to the car.... enough said.

    p.s. Totally Sketch ur amazing and super funny ;p

    Like if ur watching this in 2011!!!!!!

  • xD I didn't know my dad was white!

  • y is the dad giving the talk its fukin weird

  • lol this is fuckin creepy and hilarious

  • i would not let my dad talk to me about this stuff

  • my dad told my sister hold a boys hand she will have a baby but she said i hold hands with you in the parking lot...... WOOWWW

  • i was hoping to become a bitch but, i am a good girl i guess. lol i cant believe i said that

  • I think he is going to make the baby with his darter lol my sister had a baby because of him and shes 11 lol

  • oooh i know how this feels like

  • if you were a teen when your mom or dad talked to you about sex then HA my mom told me about it when i was 10!

  • @Jazzyjaz246 And I knew about it before I was 5. Wanna play again?

  • omg! i must have had like 500 babbies! AHHHH!

  • wow......

  • where did HE get the baby from? nuff said. anyway isn't it usually the mother that does these talks?

  • @Admaster50 dads do it too

  • @31runescapepie with the daughter? i thought it was father and son, mother and daughter

  • @Admaster50 eh sometimes dads do both

  • dads having the talk with their DAUGHTERS smh.. lol

  • My dad'd never say anything like that! ...But he's dead so...

  • wouldnt the mom b giving the daughter the talk? that would b awkward if me and my dad were having the talk that would b really awkward

  • this is a FAIL, the dad looks like a freakin perv. (and he IS) and why would the mom say to the dad "Go to our daughter and give her "the talk"? that is SO stupid!

  • ive watched them all. :( they were all fails!!

  • What the hell?! He threatens the teen girl, but encourages the teen son?! Sexist bastards.

  • @JunoMacguff2012 Welcome to the real world. Have you ever talked to a guy about his kids, or about how he would be if he had kids? Trust me, they all have the same "GOOD JOB SON!" "LOCK THE DAUGHTER IN A TOWER!" views. Daughters are meant to be kept sweet and innocent and perpetually 5 years old. Sons are meant to be molded into the man they wish they were, sexual conquests included.

  • can i have one who doesnt look like a pedo

  • jesus christ fuck this

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! 'Nuff said

  • AIDS

  • if a bpy askes u to s his d and give him a hj do t and hell love u forever

  • so if i hold a boys hand i get a baby what happens if i kiss him i become a grand ma

  • That little kid is cute!!

  • dad,WHY COULDNT MOM HAVE THE CHAT WITH ME???oh btw-y r u wearing the same shirt all the time???u wore it when i was 5!do u change ur man-panties atleast?(lol man panties)

  • #LOL

  • im a teen girl and i have to say...

    that was fucking creepy

    0_0

  • what a cute bby :D

  • um thats all i can say is um

  • thumbs  up if ur a guy xD

  • Dad, I thought I told you to stop stealing the neighbors baby D:

  • i'm mexican, do i even know u? wtf! we don't even look a like. by the way what am i doing here u pedophile

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW i want one of those so called children but im 16 THX DAD IM GONNA RUN OUT AND have a child LOLZ lol jk

  • this guy blatantly keeps kids in a dungeon.

  • Why is my daddy white?

  • @Julleen Because you are adopted

  • @tanman1110 yeah, you're right T-T

  • @Julleen At least you have a parent :D

  • that kid is adorble

  • Is this the guy who plays the Ghost in Interactive Halloween Party?

  • Why the hell would my DAD be talking to me about this? haha

  • @cokedacola9

    Derp. Because he's your dad, maybe?

  • @MrOver9000dollars Well I'd just think that the MOM would be more suited to tell me haha.

  • 0:12 pause there.... thats what i was thinking all along...

  • @PigGirl97 I DON'T GET IT

  • @SuperChocolateWorld your username is so racist you suck.

  • @kaossspawn99 #LOL

  • If you hold a boy's hand, you will have one of these: LMAO!

  • Glad I'm not a girl then or otherwise I'd have about 30 children by now

  • Uh dad.....I'm a lesbo. so you don't need to worry. :P

    I wish they that option "tell dad what you are" that would be funny!

  • pervert...

  • my mom showd me this....

  • "and if u hold the boys hand u will have one of these...*pulls up baby*" lol

  • wait...im a girl

  • Do I have to wear a condum the next time I hold a girls hand?? xD

  • @NxTOxTHExEIGHBOR that depends on the intensions

  • whhyy couldnt the mom explain this?

  • dis guy looks like a pedo

  • my dad is scary and pervy looking

  • i couldn't look him straight in the eyes...O_O

  • spot on

  • .....My real dad said the same thing.... :/

  • oh my god!!!

  • Thats NAWT my dad lol

  • the dad looks like such a player :D

  • why isnt the mom talking to the daughter about this?!?!?! Lmao, baby

  • why is there like sexy porno music in the background??

  • Thumbs up if you saw the insurance ad that had the guy playing a teenage girl.

  • why wouldnt the mom do these activities with the girl??

  • @1111krol because its interactive DAD.

  • @potterbond RIGHT

  • If a boy asks you to touch his private parts before you're old enough to marry, you say no. it makes you one in a million... literally. Oh and, if you do decide to listen to the boy, I'll have to pour boiling hot water on your cooter and give you 3rd degree burns so that no one else asks ever again. ... Annnd if you still try to do as the boy says I'll have to hire the late abortion man. That way I can have a new daughter instead of a disgusting whore. Is that clear? Good. Good night, honey. <3

  • @Zepheonn Perfect.

  • @Zepheonn Some sick mother you are.

  • are this dude is lika avatar or something 'cuz when I hold hands with a guy I just wont get pregnant :/ maybe that's just me?!

  • so i can't hold hands, so i'll just do them. thanks daddy.<3

  • It's not my fault dad, we tried to use hand protection. The glove broke! :(

  • i will never hold a guys hand again o.0

  • @salomepereiras damn there goes my master plan, lol

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  • dad we use protection!!!!

  • he needs to explain better than that or let mom do the talking

  • so that explains the child u gave me at disney world i guess i need to be more independant

  • dad is an asshole

  • SHIT I DIDNT CLICK FOR "THE TALK"

  • I thought that only applied to Amphibiosions...

  • ahh that talk!!!!!!!

    *click little girl*

  • @happybunny13100 Third degree burn or talk? your choice XD

  • @Heartgirlify ummmm tricky

  • the talk O_O

  • OMG. Its the talk DX

  • o_O its the talk......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!

  • i thought he was gonna say

    if you see any boys dick i'll chop it off

  • I thought he was gonna talk about sex!

  • I JUZ CAME HERE TO READ THE GURLS COMMENTS HAHAHA

  • He looks like an ex porn star xD

  • the baby is so cute

  • thats what my actual parents said. :O

  • im not even adopted and i wanted to play lol

  • looks like a pedofile

  • Ive dreaded this talk for my dad but still that was akward

  • this is aqward

  • Condoms is available now !

  • worst dad ever

  • i should stop going to church then, i will never give peace ever again

  • he looks like his gonna rape me

  • thats why the mother should talk to her teen girl child ... you know what i mean if u just watched it x)

  • wait, then  what happens if you kiss sombody ? D:

  • So wait... Thats why my gf missed her period? jk

  • Holding someone's hand gets them pregnant? Oh shit...

  • lol this is always umcomfortable.

  • What if the guy wears a rubber glove?

  • haha i'm glad we got to have this chat

  • N'uff said

  • He looks like a creeper..

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  • well this guy doesnt know what hes doing i see.

  • yayyyy i luv babies >3<

  • Awe! Cute baby!

  • well the hell did he get the baby from

  • lol wow i knew it would be somethin awkward XD

  • THAT BABY IS SOOO CUTE

  • Thanks God my real father isn't like that! xDDD

  • Enough said

  • hahahahahahhahahaha!

  • Really? Really? Gawd Dad your fired!

  • hehehehe ima boy..

  • hahahahaahha enough said

  • Shouldn't the mom have The Talk with her daughter and not the dad?

  • @SellyGomez96 i think he did a wonderful job

  • @LarryBogary i never said he didnt.

  • well good thing i never held a boys hand XD

  • Daddy's a pedophile! haha :) jk

  • haha

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  • cute baby:)

  • !I LOVEEEEEEE BABIES!!!!!!

  • awhh that baby was hella cute. lol.

  • i didnt hafta have a chat like this with my dad  :)

  • lmao

  • OWNED

  • XD epic fail

  • I must have held a boys hand to much then, because I've got 6 of those know.

  • OMG i gotta start wearing gloves when i hold chicks hands thank god my penis doesnt make one of those XD

  • LOL

    "If you hold a boys hand, you will have one of these.. enough said.." xD

  • o.O...

  • my dad's white? anyways.......thnx for the tip dad.

  • wtf what a dad >.>

  • why does my dad look like the play boy bunny dude

  • @sarbeartm XD hugh heffner

  • Hahahahaha! "If you hold a boys hand..."

  • lol, i feel sorry for girls that have harsh dads.

  • That explains those 20 babies that appeared D: ...

  • LOLZ!!!!! I aint gonna hold a guy anymore haha!!!

  • He means a you know what boys have a p*nis

  • lol hes right. the next thing is they will want to get it on lol

  • haha why do the girls get it so much harder :(

  • because you get to be smarter than us

  • love the name

  • @2CSST2

    I get that a lot...

  • otherwise theyll be sluts, but when guys do it its cool...duh

  • I thought it was "If you stare into a guys eyes you'll get pregnant." guess things changed lol

  • thats what my friend told one of my other friends...she believed her...we're 14 xD

  • lol if this is the case I would probably be the father of ITS OVER 9,000!!!!

  • at 00:34 i can hear The Price is right fail horns.

  • so if I cant hold a guys hand, does that mean I wont get pregnant if I have sex XD