Gears of War 3 Trailer (PARODY)

[8888gear]

This should of been in my multiplayer character selection.  :( :(

[8888gear]

Flip kick

[SavageRAAMXD]

cole train can take out all the grubs baby!!

[MrAlexsp11]

why wouldnt you pull out the Hammer and just vaporize their asses

[daleleon90]

I wanted this locust in gears of war 3 :(

[BAZAN408]

what did you use to make this video??? like the locust and gears??? plz respond

[kisylluf]

@BAZAN408 sorry i didnt actually make the video

[BAZAN408]

@kisylluf do you know who did???

[kisylluf]

@BAZAN408 no sorry

[xFizzleSticks]

@BAZAN408 Are you fucking retarded? Read the into sponsors etc.

[LdnGyaldem]

he's talking a lot of jibberish and thats some scary shit



[bozterzok]

Genyal video

[Bonified369]

RAAM!

[Bettlejack]

JACK NOOOOOOOOOOO! At 1:10

[thegamingtomato]

this would be amazing for gears 4

[AidaNick761234]

Chuck Norris.....locust style!!

[GL4dia70r]

The story for Gears 3 could have been better. The locust and humans could have worked together to fight off the lambent. Think about it, berzerker vs Lambent zerker. >_< EPIC! SPOILER!!!!!!: "Locust should have lived!"

[Mandalorian92]

@GL4dia70r We could have worked together and I agree 100% they should have survived, but as Adam Fenix said he was out of time and couldn't stop the lambent cure from killing all Locust. So the locust's reluctance to save humanity by wiping out the lambent and in turn dying off is more than understandable.

[MatthiasCross312]

@GL4dia70r Actually I thought that too, that would have been cool, but I like the story for Gears 3 just fine...

[sdeferetu]

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[azcerder]

1:02 is that a monster ad?

[ZerkerZero]

i still wonder what happens after gears 3

[xXDarkLegend16Xx]

@ZerkerZero nothing

[Mandalorian92]

@ZerkerZero Nothing :/ all the enemies are dead=no more fighting, just boring rebuilding.

[snitcher23]

wow he musted have beserker mode u no feed off anger n get stronger

[TheRedDeadRetard]

This is wrong anyway lol the lambent forced the locust out of there home not COG lol

[kisylluf]

@TheRedDeadRetard PAR-O-DY, when will you people learn to read!

[TheRedDeadRetard]

@kisylluf i know its a parody i can read that but even parodies need to keep to some of the facts

[RambolPtl]

@TheRedDeadRetard Is it? The Hollow was flooded?

[BCKproductions1000]

this is not gears of war 3

[WithinThePower]

@BCKproductions1000 well its obviously not look at the title dude

[Bloodwrath9650]

Stupid idea, cool fiting. who reall ymade this?

[KTwitty75]

isn't it abvious? he's another carmine



[Ghostrider91111]

LOL poor cole xD

[bozterzok]

puede que no sea el verdadero trailer de gears of war 3 pero esta genial

[hupolkim]

Do you want Gears of War 3. Entor: goo.gl\k3U6R

[BadColorEntertainmen]

@hupolkim your so stupid that you did it and u want us to do it FUCK OFF

[homie3322]

lol this is so retarded that it is funny

[xoom1712]

hi im frm the future gears of war:the final frontier will be priced at 500 credits for all V-Cons

[Hughjass12321]

Low res is the understatement of the century

[jhowa182]

He's more badass than skorge and RAAM combined

[CLUTCHMASTER3000]

cool but not real

[SaintzClanFoLife]

Thumbs up if u went to midnight launch

[kisylluf]

@SaintzClanFoLife i went XD

[kisylluf]

gears 3 in 2 dayyyayayayzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! XDXD

[Avelidiota]

How the hell was this made :DDD

[TheEquals3isamazing]

BEAST I WISH U WHERE LOCUST

[airsoft5761]

not so much as a paroday as it is epic

[IperSteven1]

i wanna play it!!! =D

[FlamesNX]

Nice job if u did this in gmod

[Peril117]

They have guns...

[CrypTicMysTik]

Nicely done!

[price294]

not to be a buzzkill but why didnt they just shoot him

[emoguy769]

Can't wait

[ZeroGravityBlade]

looks like someone ate their spinach

[pikmintalis]

i love it when he says: ha ha ha... they missed one!

[dnemeth23]

monster sign in the backgroung FTW!!

[DarkElite98]

for a a trailer thats fake this does pretty good

[dakboy4]

Clay carmine will kill him

[jtwattsup]

Retarded ninja locust, eat sawed off!!!

[dethknot117]

ok thats fucking sick, dlc please?

[GodMich3l]

locust's krav maga

[JordanTylerDurland]

Did anyone else notice that  the resonator was on hid back??

[TERENRY]

his name is savagedrone

[jjr145]

this is fake just watch gears of war 3 rumbulings

[ZOMBIEMASTER731]

NO CARMINE YOU BITCH LOCUST!!!!! D:<

[bigjohn9397]

I've seen this video several years ago, it was made by several students who are, which is obvious, Gears of War fans. I can't for the life of me remember the name of the Original Movie.

[UkShuffling]

dude HOW THE FUCK DID U MAKE THIS

[burningfrost100]

there should be a locust campaign because it woul be interesting to fight COG'S an lambets

[prmostwanted23]

falcon kick 1:03 flying carmine1:14 lmao with lml

[DopeHeavyMetal75]

when a locust drinks a monster this is what happens..

[brugabah]

Haha thats like a locust version of Clay Carmine

[shadowrulez1001]

1:02 Monster Energy Drink :D

[aReT4RTedduck]

ENTER THE MATRIX!!!!11111

[messerezio]

That was amazing I would play that game if it existed

[MrBlink1997]

haha , i thought it was funnyxD

[MartinRusin]

Best fake trailer EVAR!

[xxthepyroxx1]

it would be cool if they had a locust like this in the games that you have to fight.

[kisylluf]

@xxthepyroxx1 when you 'clock' lost planet 2 you get, marcus fenix and dom santiago as an online playable character, but not sure if it only for online playing

[TERENRY]

his name is savagedrone

[EliteAssassin8]

@xxthepyroxx1 RAAM, Skorge, Berserkers...

[shadowslayer195]

@xxthepyroxx1 if they do i will shart in my pants then flip my shit

[coorosandor]

Wow nice parody haha like it

[MrPeaky007]

You speds it's not a game.it's a PARODY!!!!! Cant you read?

[killer46504]

Wht the name of this game

[murderlord92]

@killer46504 gears of war 3 beta

[ExpIice]

I'd rather play as the locust the entire game instead if the COGs cuz they're way cooler

[MrZombieslayer98]

what game is this



[Toblakai92]

Lol wtf just happened in this video?

[MariovsHalo95]

we all understand this isn't real right?

[jonea16]

This is a good concept. I've always wanted to play the Locust side of the story.

[MrAdrian762]

lol hahahha

[MrJohn8088]

one word; FAIL technacly you are a loucust seeking revenge on the cog you are soppost to be marcus dumbass

[MunkeeFunProductions]

@afrogunner3d The covenant are off Halo...

[joay23]

0:56 ?!WHAT THE FUCK!?

[MyMusicOwns21]

Crap that would be pretty sick

[afrogunner3d]

So They Attack us first and slaughter Millions of us FIRST, Then this punk wants revenge Really hope he dies in the end and gets nothing acomplished, It like trying to feel bad for the millions of covenant killed compared to the Billions that humanity lost. FUCK THAT!

[kisylluf]

@afrogunner3d you gotta point there

[BulletStormFan]

@afrogunner3d its a video game chill you little nerd

[afrogunner3d]

BulletStormFan I think the word your lookin for is "Geek", Ya Dumb Fuck. Learn Grammer Mr.Bullet Srom Fan, the only reason why anyone plays that game is to be Fucked over.

[BulletStormFan]

@afrogunner3d learn grammer? dude i said nerd for a reason but ya you are right guess you are a geek too hahahahaha fucking smart way to be stupid

[afrogunner3d]

@BulletStormFan No not really, i'm on my summer break and i'm 15 and going to be freshman at Adams City High. I have a life, whats your excuse.

[kisylluf]

@afrogunner3d settle down guys, or i'll remove the bad comments from now on, thanx

[afrogunner3d]

@kisylluf Sry dude.

[kisylluf]

@afrogunner3d thank you :)

[rujewfuz]

@afrogunner3d

but dude what if this doesn't even have anything to do with Gears of War or Halo or whatever. What if it's its own story, where humanity did kinda fuck up this alien dudes race? Then this'd be pretty damn awesome.

[afrogunner3d]

@rujewfuz I see your point.

[Sh4dow70z]

@afrogunner3d the locust could be refering to the industrial and other stuff humans did to sera like buildings etc destroying natural stuff.

[southparkfanatic101]

@afrogunner3d We actually struck first, unwittingly.

[BloodnIcecream]

why don't they just shoot him...?

[supermoospizza]

chuck norris sucks

[preditor64]

this parodys terrible!

hadalakongoalahagonanageegy

its like a kick in the nuts!

oooooh!



[kisylluf]

@preditor64 DOCTOR-OCTA-MOTHERF@CKEN-GONA-­ONA-PUS BLAAAAHHHH!!!!

lazer collection much xD 

[pamaal19]

because a locust is a resonator?

[GrabbinAnShotGun]

They missed one *Goes into Ninja mode*

[Bettlejack]

I hope the NEW locust enemy in Gears 3 is just like this one and even better.

[GLaDvMan]

...

Michael Bays?

[TrollingSnake]

Thats martial arts for ya!

[laxm0nkey]

he kicked cole's ass! IMPOSSIBLE!

[113Shiro]

That looks awesome. I wish u could do that in the game. Being a locust in campaign would be awesome

[demonicipod]

FAKE but good

[WraithOfKhorne]

THIS VID IS CRAZY AND AWESOME!!!!! AGREE? OR DISAGREE?!

[ForbiddenWarrior1]

LMAO CARMINE GETS SPARTAN KICKED AT 0:58

[jamilrocks02]

thi the best funny locust kicking cogs ass vid ever 5 stars

[Militechy]

u say if u dont like the vid dont watch it ? but u have to watch it to know if you like it ? :D

[kisylluf]

@Militechy ......

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!1!

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[EvertonFC95]

@kisylluf wtf???

[mike47912]

@kisylluf it looks more like a long T-shirt.haha

[RiPgears2]

in the gears world you would call that a clutch lol

[Shadowrun71]

*Sighs* 15 Carmines died to make this video......

[subscribe1998]

That would be awesome

[iown84]

that locust was kickin some ass!!

[frickmann123]

Fuckin' Ninja Locusts, war is lost.

[CaleGaster]

i think it was epic

[incomingroflcopter]

he runs like altair?



[dynablood]

THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME!

[SloMoeshonGameplays]

Nice work, this is well made.

Maybe didn't have to use the same running animation five times.

[TheDeathCrasher]

xD Cole using Kung Fu!

[ThisPersonSaid]

Wasn't even funny.

[kisylluf]

@ThisPersonSaid like ive said many times to other people, "if you don't like the vidz, don't watch em", coz what you like other people might not like, ok, and fyi its not really supposed to be funny, people think its funny coz they go all ragdoll when he hits em

[ThisPersonSaid]

@kisylluf How am I supposed to know it if is poor or not when I haven't watch it, of course I'm going to end up having an opinion at the end of the video, and I am free to post that opinion. So SNM. And a parody is supposed to be funny, so don't try to call it off with that sentence. And I like Gears of War and other parodys hence why I clicked on the video. If you can't deal with bad critizim then don't upload the video, simples.

[kisylluf]

@ThisPersonSaid ok if you feel that way about it, do you think i should put (alternative) instead of (parody), coz if you think so i will, it doesnt bother me, thank you for your opinion :D

[ImNotANed]

@ThisPersonSaid Probably because you thought it was real until the end.

[Lobsterboyman]

Whys he carrying the resonator?

[n00bswillruleall]

Howd you do this, ragdolls??

[oXGameplaysXo]

ITS AC BROTHERHOOD ITS EZIO LOCUST

[ericiscool69]

that guy is probley going to be the new leader

[Lilmatt61]

really good for a parody i thought it wawsa real when i first saw it ( 58 mothes ago )

[GenesisOFHate]

O.O i think they need nukes

[burgerboss419]

OMG is chuck norris locust

[Zacmalol]

@burgerboss419 OMG every one thinks chuk norris is awesome did u know brucelee kicked his ass

[ShovelHorse]

@burgerboss419 WHE ARE ALL DEAD

[RebeccaMay29]

Haha,He makes Raam and Skorge Look like pussys xD

[kingofthesty]

Great locust perspective. Would have made a great movie ad in the 90's

[GlitchyGilroy]

Nice steal.

[XS7SXSNIPER]

guys check out my gears of war 3 footage watch?v=ke3BqA3nRFU i was playing in thrashball

[GiantAmongCommonMen]

That was interesting. Really cool footage, how did you do it?

[iTziiSpacey]

over an hour and a half of gears 3 beta gameplay on my channel =)

[Minaya171]

you ppl should read the GOW comics to know a little more about the reasons for this war... they are pretty cool.

[tristan7grunt]

seriously mrsteve? the locust were on sera first, humans evolved on it later, and killed one another, the locust watched this and thought, ''these stupid things are killing EACH OTHER!'' the locust then decided to kill the humans before the humans killed themselves the locust, and sera. and then, during the war, the humans lasered the whole planet, killing billions of locust and billions of other humans, meanwhile, theres the lambent attacking the locust, forcing the locust to attack humans more

[27kdon]

i dont get it..

[MrSteve2033]

WTF bitch we came to this planet thinking it was uninhabited then after years of peace you come starting a war then say we destroyed it

[1202DarkShadow]

They got owned haha :p Marcus is cool!!!' but he Jst got powned!!!!

[Betray1936]

I AM COOL

(RANDOM)

[shades467]

they got jack :(

[CoolCorey502]

That would be so epic...

thats all i gotta say

[harryosbournez]

clay carmine vs this locust

[thatblargguy]

Goddamit character limit -.-

[thatblargguy]

You know what, I don't care if it is "fake and gay" I really do not give a shit. Wanna know why? Because he outdid the real thing! This trailer kicks the ass of ashes to ashes on every day of the locust calendar and we all know it! Think about what would happen if this was the actual game, the last locust, think of how awesome that would be, so before you go trolling that "it's fake and I'm automatically gonna hate it :P derp!". And if you don't... I promise you the drop kick ninja chuck Nor

[MG42ist]

one word BOOM

[darksadx]

man this locust is a GOD

[faithworksgrace]

i now