Diary 40: Jacob is 100% friend! Sophia is almost mine/ours!

[ImportRacer10]

Jacob is 100% friend? What is this GTA San Andreas?

[greenbike15]

Somebody please buy this kid some pants or a padded cell

[NedwardCberry]

Tags: Daxflame and Jacob we are tremendous friends Sophia is pretty almost girlfriend trio handsome popular cool funny jokes. dax i think ur the best thing thats ever happened to youtube

[memejesus15]

hes an aspie, encyclopedia dramatica is tellin the truth

[msmaxyy74]

this video is hilarious, hes such a retard

[01AlPal01]

Oh buddy... Where did your parents go wrong...

[shayzboyz55]

He was hurting u because u r fuckin annoying u douche

[legofanatic12]

@shayzboyz55 Hes acting, fucktard.

[OnlinGamingCommunity]

God u are so FUCKING Gay...U and Jacob probably suck eachothers little cocks

[Leekduck]

JACOB IS MEIN

TOGETHER, WE SHALL DOMINAET THE SCHOOL

[MrVersipellis]

@Leekduck GUESS WHO

[Leekduck]

@MrVersipellis *Goes with my elbow and goes boosh, right in your stomach, but I was not like trying to hurt you it was a playful joke thing*

[MrVersipellis]

@Leekduck I see what you did there

[IzakiHaruza]

I ask the viewers this. If this asspie IS acting, what is significant about his act? It isn't amusing.

[BSChargeX]

@IzakiHaruza hes just retarded and fun to watch lol

[controvershit]

Ahhh... I want u! Ur awesome! But why do you have no pants on...?

[blingbloobla]

awesome

[swolgaBOY]

this guy is someone trying to fit in and hes doin it the wrong damn way and i am going to stop watchimg youtube bc this bitch gets on my damn nerves

[333captainrex]

i painted my room blue too

[princessoftatooine2]

You, are a legend...

[NorgelLegron]

this is real hes not an actor

[narutoisthegayest]

SOJAX

SOJAX

SOJAX

[karnifaxx]

yo he aint an actor hes been doin shit like this for years now

[KennyGkienan]

@karnifaxx hes been an actor for years he is an actor

[karnifaxx]

his penis is bigger than urs

[KennyGkienan]

@karnifaxx so? dax's penis is probably bigger than everyones cuz hes awesome

[leotheloser]

holy shit

this guys got to be a troll

[bakufrend]

@leotheloser he is!

[im4everskilled]

2 thumbs up!

[MaddenMan888]

if you watch his first video's his voice is completely different and he isn't so aloof and awkward. around about april 2007 he starts making the character more extreme. An actor. but a damn good one at that.

[CoolstorytroII]

This is actually the closest to me thinking it's all just an act that i've ever been...until this vid i was like wow its real hes autistic..

[TheSingerWhoEats]

If yall didn't know the pattern, but have you noticed that hes happy, then sad, happy then sad... wtf?

[KennyGkienan]

@SistasB4Mistas07 no but you are

[nickum3]

shit, you made a friend

[lovetohate028]

this has so much win. my ears orgasm

[SKATEitDC]

hahaha wow your not "bffs" and why would you try to take "sophia" away from your "friend"

[gelingelingx]

Sojax!!!

[nbts5n2]

just because he pwned you in the stomach doesnt make him you friend and you act like you had a friend before

[chefmarcgirard]

these videos are an amazing slice of human reality.

[TheNewfyExpress]

Good thing he's acting..... hopefully

[rainintheface5]

dude, are you for real?

[rico9854]

sojax? um you were actually thought of that then you say you were going too destroy the school? wow

[50centricher9]

at 1:11 i think he farted lmfaoo

dax is alwasys gonna be te best

[SkaCookies087]

Your amazing... He is. Like really if hes not acting. Hes amazing. If he acting.. then hes an amazing actor.

[RayRox17]

Yeah lol he's just an actor.

[Clutch2Point90]

Jacob is my friend, guise!

I didn't think people actually talked like this.

[Emuzzo]

How awkward can one be..

[gaaragirl72]

does he really think like this or is it all an act?

[guildwardian]

dax please be my friend ive watched all ur videos and i can comfortably say i am interested in being friends with u im cool i mean i basically invented the guess who game so will u be my friend?

[DaFatCa7]

This guy is good at acting

[Airsoftfreak217]

So he got punched and now he feenks that he's friends that's wweird

[subhumanmaster]

stop trying to expose daxflame and ruin it for everyone faggots

[Knight88188]

-.-

[NickNitro99]

your gonna date your friend's girlfriend, not cool

[oldmankid2k8]

This is wayyyyy to farfetched...

[Freiza890]

Dude Dax you are an acting genious. Even though you are acting it seems so real. How you think this shit up, I will never know.

[TheNewCockroach76]

@Freiza890 NO PROOOF FUCKTARD

[TheSingerWhoEats]

@TheNewCockroach76 NO PROOF IDIOT

[tcoleman1207]

@Freiza890 how do you not notice him looking to the side at his scripts and shit in all his videos. he didn't even make half of his material.

[RLangthorp]

@Freiza890 HEY DONT SAY THAT HE IS REALER THAN PAM ANDERSONS BOOBS

[Dtreen2]

so your friends punch you in the stomach...

[PUPPYKICKER111]

i think its funny how you construed physical assault with friendship.

[omglollmaorofl123]

WOW his life must be hard

[Chad4005]

Wow he thinks Jacob's his friend because he kicked his ass...

[italiankid451]

weirdo u dont date ur friends girlfriend!!! get a life

[omgimapure1]

bros b4 hoes lol

[PUPPYKICKER111]

its really kinda sad/funny that he has neither bros nor hoes.

[AQBurnedFire]

It's really kinda sad that you didn't notice that this guy is either acting or has a mental illness. Good job, you made fun of a character, or a mentally disabled person.

[PUPPYKICKER111]

yeah. well retards should stay away from the internet. and actors playing retards should stop it or clue the audience in

[hiddengen]

"actors playing retards should stop it or clue the audience in" sorry is daxflame's humor too intelligent for you? then don't watch him

[PUPPYKICKER111]

Hey. Guess what. Suck a dick

[Scootondown]

Yeah, I was really mad in I am Sam when Sean Penn didn't turn to the screen and say, "I'm just acting right now... I'm not really like this all of the time."

[PUPPYKICKER111]

-_- this is not like a movie where its obvious that he's acting. This is not obvious. But you are obviously a moron.

[Scootondown]

I was just making a joke, you're supposed to laugh and go, "hah! Sarcasm." But you can always pick a fight over it, I won't deny you that option

[subhumanmaster]

@PUPPYKICKER111 i see you on every daxflame video professing your hatred for him ...almost as if dare i say? you are going on the videos just to complain i might go as far to say this may be one of the ways you spend your time going on videos just to piss off people

am i right?

if so get a life and stop trolling, trolls are the lowest forms of life on the internet.

[tuhohney]

jacob wants you dead just like your parents you fuck head

[JackHass90210]

is this real?

[sakiiko]

No, it's not real.

Just VERY talented acting.

This guy is a genius.

Look up the following keywords on a youtube search for proof: Daxflame and Obama Girl

[TheNewCockroach76]

@sakiiko NO PROOF FUCKTARD

[Bandosmafia]

keep clicking this ---> 1:23 that about sums up his life, and hey everyone it took 52 videos and 3 months later to make 1 friend, everyone clap for dax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[punksta13]

hahahah dude. u can even beat this guy, we will say that your are boyfriends . wtf is wrong with this guy? i dont want to think that this guy is american , i think he's canadian lol

[Loner4Life]

Why do people still comment this video? It was recorded two years ago. This guy hasn't made a vid in 5 months. I don't get it.

~ JAy

[hiddengen]

People watch his old videos because he isn't making any new material what don't you get about that?

[BrawlMaster117]

They still comment on this vid cuz Dax is still alive to read the comments

[shenmue4life]

dude you're posting like schzio rants on youtube, i used to do this but i wasnt in front of a camera, one day their just gonna come for you and lock you up in a psyche ward

[K1DSW1THN0L1V3S]

HAHAHA...his fiend is going out with Sofia...but he thinks he will give him permission to ask her out...haha

[Smoshfan1997]

yeah she didnt hear

[mxbrohoe202]

if its his gf ur a doosh say bye to jacob dumbass

[joshboys]

Is this a joke?

[cookays93]

Haha ahh your great!

[thehurrikane98]

good job dax!

[Freakzone0122]

what the fuck was that

[termanogue]

Dude, its Eli Manning.

[RikiTikiTaviL]

ur retarded your gonna ask out ur friends GIRLFRIEND!!!!

[RikiTikiTaviL]

yea not gay at all.

[youseemreallybored]

HE TOTALLY FARTED AT 1:11!!!!!!!!

[Cleetz1337]

lol what the fuck ur right

[creamofcucumber]

daxflame is a classic, but chillingchimp are getting

[katiaandmisha]

ok so hes gonna ask his friend's girlfriend out so they can be one big trio? hmmm.....

[MythologicalBeing]

Dax is a genius. Period.

[feralfag]

im addicted too watching this guy

[Nineve14]

ok i never know wether to laugh at this or feel bad for him...

all i can say is that if hes acting hes doing a really good job...

[Steph369]

hey now, don't be mean. Dax is frickin' sexy no matter what you say.

[kw1ksh0t]

How can someone be a 'fuck' isnt that a verb?

[KeatonIsFTW]

It's every part of speech.

[AnimeAntic]

ok so when jscob elbows you in the stomach thats freindly?!!!!

BFF=boyfriends forever lol

oh and i dont think it would be alright to ask this jacob guy if you can ask out his GIRLFREIND!!! what are you thinking he would kick your ass!

[temari412]

Haha.

Wooow.

Jacob must be pretty awesome. ._.;

[anglfrmhevn]

why are you so excited to have this jacob guy to be your friend?

[smallk101]

He's acting. :)

[LandonChuck]

jacob was trying to hurt you, and u ruffle his hair wtf

[Mchlgraca15]

if this kids acting i will fuckn kill him, my brother has a type of down syndrome and its not cool to make fun of them! fuckn prick

[ownade]

guess what...  he's acting

[mp3dude23]

i think he is autistic

[Kbiscu1t]

He's acting, and just because your brother has down syndrome doesn't mean you can get on the internet and act all tough. The closest "syndrome" he's imitating is autism.

[mooneah]

watch?v=a_Kig89vkcw

[smallk101]

Yeah he's actually a well-known actor. Look it up, idiot.

[Mchlgraca15]

wow ur a fkn moron, our debate was so long ago, get over yourself

[datbeandrew]

yeah dude you need to chill out a little

[KyLeMcFa]

dude even if he is acting he never says that he has a syndrome of any kind least of all down syndrome so stop looking for things that arent there

[Kbiscu1t]

His name is Madison Patrello -- He lives in McKinny, TX. Google it, since YouTube doesn't allow links in comments.

His video at YouTube live of him talking to Obama girl also shows him halfway out-of-character.

I enjoy his videos tons and I think they're hilarious, but he is acting.

[Flipty11]

the next video is "Sojax is so Over".

[playinhooky68]

Dax, GET IT THROUGH YOUR F**KING SKULL, Jacob HATES your f**king guts!!!

[nikmalev500]

Lol this guys vids are a pattern of ignorant bliss, Crying due to his plan to be popular not working, seriously look at the last few videos

[allteir]

are you a homo sexual

[Marscow]

Wow, Eli Manning has gone downhill...

[youflunkeddaycare]

wow your right lol he does look like eli manning in this vid.. =0

[geofree1984]

someone's 'spergin'!!

[sunset261]

seems alot more interested in jacob than in sophia.

[gglennwill]

you don't have a lot of friend's do you yea?

[awolpete]

blue..... looks black in the video

[Jenndxx]

He's an actor people jesus h christ, how many times does it have to be said. Morons

[whoremuch6]

elbowing someone in the ribs isnt a symbol of friendship

[WebSurfer30]

awesome,u must be really good at gta,it will help you a lot now to pass the missions cause he will bring u all the weapons u need,i wish he was 100% my friend,hes only 50% on my stats but Brucie is 100% so he can help me escape when i get 5 police stars,it rules.

[fullROCKER21]

no, he WAS trying to hurt you!

and being the crybaby you are, you were hurt

little bitch

[sizzurp94]

b f f me and jacob

[Chikawawah]

Your the best DAX!

[bumblebee13256]

You...ruffled his hair! Woah, you have issues!

[luckypyramidprod]

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh..........GAY!

[TheFury3Squad]

Sojax is Sophia-Jacob-Dax. He thinks they're all going to be best friends, so he made a name for them.

[x0whatsername0x]

what is sojax

[butwave]

Jacob hitting you counts as friendship? Yeah. When me and my friends meet, we just start beating the living hell outta each other. Friendship at it's finest eh?

[LlamaandMCRfan]

You friends do NOT like it when you date their girlfriend 1d10t

[AYALA147]

ARE YOU GAY!

[garymcmanus2]

he has to be acting because no one is that thick

[peasinacan]

there is a dude in my PE class that is just like him

[JacobRudduck]

lol, "dominate the school"

[mannyu26]

u dont come up behind a guy and say guess who. u only do that to girls. and u cant date a girl who is dating ur friend. maybe u could after they break up but then ppl would probably start calling her a homie hopper.

[peteyweestro]

dude i like ur vids but a elbow 2 the stomach does not mean freinds

[Pivotmasters55]

i get kinda sad when i watch this video

[mongolen]

He fucking pounched you and not your friend. Sophia thinks you are a fucking nerd and so do Jacob, if this happends again in the future it will only hurt you in the end.

[smilefries95]

this video makes me sad

[TheRealGuitarHero2]

he elbowed u in the stomach hw do u know he was kiddding he could hate u

[daftquotation]

more truth in fiction.

[DoodleDooble]

CRIPINNN Blue ROOM lol

[MagunKnight]

"Jacob loved my joke, we just rough horsed around all day!"...i don't even want to question that.......

[pulpicerdo]

true that true that

[PizzaIsGood101]

After watching a few of your videos, I have come to the conclusion that you do not truly have Asperger syndrome. This is all an act, and you are yet another youtube personality buying into a large number of viewers and inane comments made by the gullible and the inexperienced. Your talent is admirable, but I refuse to buy into the fact that any of this is real. And to all youtube users, just ask yourself: "What if this is all just an act? Why do I believe what I am seeing to be true?"

[kw1ksh0t]

stfu we dont care!!!!!! do you really think we watch youtube to think!?!?! we go to youtube so we dont have to!

[PizzaIsGood101]

........ Right and many people are going to agree with you little kid.

[kw1ksh0t]

look! it's just we get people moaning saying "ohhhh nooo he's fake! he's fake! look I have proof!!" and i'm sick of it....and i'm not a little kid =/

[PizzaIsGood101]

its just annoying when people call him retarded n stuff cuz he's not dammit

[kw1ksh0t]

that's ok then =) i just get real annoyed when people shove all the facts in our faces lol andddd you've posted that comment on multiple videos lol

[PizzaIsGood101]

yeah i know..

[karlo345]

think logically, what kind of wierdo makes up an alternate reality for himself? how did he plan all this out?

[PizzaIsGood101]

Well looks at his eyes... if you notice in many of his videos he doesnt usually look at the camera he might take a glance but it looks like he's reading a script. now go watch some of his videos and you might notice it.

[karlo345]

ive watched every single one of his videos, and the only time he does not look straight at the camera is when he is mad/sad. another thing, none of his videos are edited, as if he is only saying and doing whats on his mind.

and even if it is all fake, its extremely funny, so who cares?

[PizzaIsGood101]

I never said he wasnt funny. i think u need to watch more vids have you heard of improv?

andd this conversation is overr.

[icorry]

If you've ever filmed yourself on a webcam, you often look at yourself. And the blue tint on him all the time indicates a computer screen. And when I've made video blogs, I always write out bullet points to keep myself on track, and I hold them under the camera I am holding. I wish people would stop saying hes fake.

[PizzaIsGood101]

he is fake but stll i think he's really funny i dont care what you saaay ill have my opinion

[icorry]

That is your opinion, but thats like finding out Elton John's name is Reginald Dwight, and coming to the conclusion he didnt write any of his songs and he is lip synching. Yes, He lies alot, but he is trying to be cool and figure out why he is different. I have seen no evidence to tell me he has been secretly the best actor in the world, making videos in his room for over a year. These theories make no sense to me. How are you so sure he is fake i wonder? I mean no disrespect.

[weissgyz]

Dude, he is for sure fake. I'm not agreeing with the whole script thing but it is fake. His did is like an aspiring director or something like that. His dad created the character DaxFlame with the help of Madison(Dax) i didn't believe it at first like a year ago but it's true. I still think of him as just plain old Dax but I do know it's fake. I'm just looking at all his old videos because he hasn't made any good new videos lately.

[InvisibleAciren]

Isn't his real name Madison Patrello? Or something...

[dickie4thepeople]

i would say he isnt really "fake" as such, just an actor thats acting really well

[InvisibleAciren]

yeah. he could totally win an award or something for tricking so many people he's real... that'd be cool... XD

[NorgelLegron]

he is real stupid.