How To Crabcore (quite funny)

[iNAMORTAxHAZE]

This made me laugh, :3

[FearOfStormsMusic]

my ass is missing now... i laughed it off around minute 6 of this video.

[hardyhar7]

The head bangs were far from synchronized lol

[YFZ52]

LOL @ 6:02 hahahahha

[chancelikesgirls]

wowo drop A??? The old Attack Attack! is in DropC#....Duhhhhhh

[mike51k]

haahahahahahaa XD

hey dude you are wearing the guitar belt wrong xD

but I can stop laughing! nice video :D

[MistuhDoughbelly]

@mike51k Guitar belt? hmm.

[mike51k]

@MistuhDoughbelly the guitar strap at 6:04 :D

[Cody5695]

Harold and Kumar lol

[AlbertoVannucci93]

What the song at 5.25?

[mikey9207]

@AlbertoVannucci93 its a for andrew

[eraser175]

@AlbertoVannucci93 just fucking listen to the vid then!

[0mgitslogan]

@AlbertoVannucci93 lol no its smokahontas

[chLadyRose]

1:56 XD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Im crying!

[XxsavviiiXx]

psshhh my pajamas are tighter then that !

[Maggot4life3232]

Jeans werent tight enough, V-Neck wasnt deep enough, Ass wasnt low enough... WAIT THAT JUST MEANS ITS NOT GAY ENOUGH..

[PiffTheProducer]

lol

[Iamyorch501]

hahaha i like video !! I hope you have more videos like this, I recommend it! subscribe to my channel if you like my covers !

[the302forlife]

it was kinda funny.. but the jeans werent that tight and the v neck wasnt that deep

[Dagamerguy]

austin carlile

[kdbrown777]

Wadsworth constant applies.

[IPD07]

i fuckin lost it at crab grab hahahaha

[Kuusnelonen]

1:59

Thats my normal look, does that make me a crabcore-er?

[TheFozz75]

Meh I've seen tighter jeans.

[tjdlovepancakes4life]

I like AA and I don't care if you hate it, but it's not that funny...

[cupcakez94]

2:05-2:13 had me weak!!! xD

[Withhopeandheartband]

why waste so much time hating on something you barley even know about?

[mchuckie1006]

@Withhopeandheartband go clear your head with a gun.

[black0seakt]

ure awesome ahahahaha =]]]]

[bigmax1627]

Cenk Uygur's son!

[LeAmericain]

Lol i actually like Attack Attack and found this hilarious

[ballsALMA]

thank god for this video now i know the ways of the crab

[DynaLIV]

young harold and kumar/

[senselocke]

"quite funny"

No, not in the least.

[yascherny]

Крабстеп 6:46

[54NT14G0]

nevermind, it's smokahontas

[54NT14G0]

what's the song at 6:02? Sound badass...

[Womboman8]

Why is Harold & Kumar teaching me how to crabcore?

[MinrDours]

"Oh, hello there. You're probably wondering why i'm drinking a 7/11 slurpee."

You're drinking a 7/11 slurpee because you probably work there

[Drucef]

It looks like he's squatting down on some invisible cock. Doesn't surpise me with these faggy hardcore kids.

[Fenderprecision51]

1:44 LOL :D

[marrey93]

Ahahahahahah fucking funny

[codistark]

lol hes a tom. those werent the right shoes, not skinny jeans(they were slims) the v kneck was pussy, and that was just one ugly kid not stoned

[3fl1ppp]

@codistark and thats not a real guitar.

[codistark]

@3fl1ppp hahah fact

[MrJoeyFord1]

now people will learn to make correct crabcore)))

[SixSlickSheiks]

2:19 get jeans like 5 sizes more tigher and there ya go. Definitely not tight enough.

[Ninjatastik]

My jeans are skinnier!

[BrandonStrums]

Pure genius.



[heath94]

"you start jerking..off" haha that made me crack up!!

[dark128fate25362]

Chicken Little at 2:14 jaja

[GiorgioDOPPIAG]

@dark128fate25362

It's true!

HAHAHAHA!

[max269]

yes of course it looks super gay if you keep your back straight like you're taking it in the butt :P

[FuckSins]

those jeans weren't that tight

[aimftw]

You must have been really bored to make this



[McScreamo]

crabcore is fucking stupid. FTFD >>>>>>>>> Attack Attack

[Ninjatastik]

@McScreamo Tell than to Vans, cuz last I checked Attack Attack! was MAIN STAGE last Warped Tour! Awwwwwwwwwwww yehhhhhh. Caleb Shomo FTW!

[METALandDUBSTEP]

first... i like how you even though you were trying to rip on those bands... u made them look like beasts, second.... I'm pretty sure that Attack Attack uses Bb tuning in smokahontas... third you will never be able to accomplish close to anything any of these bands accomplished... also crab core isn't even a genre just a dance and last i hope ever college you apply to sees this video especially the "jerk off" part I'm sure they'll appreciate it

[gregpohlmeier]

that asian kid has got to be one of the weirdest looking human beings i have ever seen

[MetalbarcaCr]

NICE haha :)

[wisecrackerr]

how is this video 7 and a half minutes long

[AgainstMyFate]

ILOVETHISS<3

[14iLoVeGiR14]

the ONLY reason i laughed soo hard was because it was completely retarded. :) hahahaha

[FizThePop202]

your video made me have to go take a shit half way through it..... thats how crappy it was -__-

This whole crapcore crap is stupid.

[PokeBoston]

why so much hate!!!!!!

[btrak08]

lol look at all the butthurt scene screamo emo fags.

[tjdlovepancakes4life]

@btrak08 just by calling people "fags" i can tell your a pathetic loser dont you have something better to do then piss off people over the internet! get a life!

[btrak08]

@tjdlovepancakes4life you mad bro?

[damnhardmusiccritic]

First of all ur a douche that has no life and thinks hes cool cuz hes making fun of a band, second u spelled "attack attack!" wrong in ur discription dipshit... ur just upset that no one pays attention to u and ur little girlfriend cuz ur indian and hes asian yellow ass... so shut the fuck up! i dont see u famous and popular like them so u have no room to talk!!!!

[2girls1poo]

i honestly hate attack attack. horrible no talent music with breakdowns one after the other. bleh. but if you take this much time to make fun of them... then you my friend are a buttfucker.

[born2drum1624]

This was awesome =) lol Worth the 7 minutes

[FranklinMoody1]

I thought this was pretty funny.

[Gigatless]

@FranklinMoody1 yeah, shitty video.

[turtlebass91]

My pants are tighter and my V's are deeper

[imflynsolo]

You are drinking a slurpee because you are fucking Indian.

[punkfilipina88]

Get over it this shits funny people just jealous their mommy's buy them crewnecks and not v necks :p #teamcrabcoreFTW

[demontaco456]

whats the song thats like "butt butt butt butt butt butt butt" when he is talking @ the begining?

[TheSystemSucks1]

Haha i think attack attack saw this vid cuz they dont do any of that on the Smokahontas video xD

[MegaDangerous11]

That v-neck barely shows your neck. rofl

[ethan7447]

That's a big forhead

[whiteripper1]

pac sun fags

[A7XSYNZACKYV]

that v neck doesn't even reveal the slightest part of his chest so I don't know what you're talking about "man-cleavage"

[Drac0916]

Get a life.

[Horizify]

Screamo nor Crabcore is a genre, Your obviously just a mainstream dick judging from the music in the background. There is other music besides mainstream.

[cwilder01]

Well then I play in drop A# so I might as well do a split just for the hell of it

[EvilSonk]

@SlugzOnTheRun

@BrianWansAPony

But they are funny. And you don't.

[constantinehelmet]

Why is everyone being such dicks? their oviously just taking the piss out of crabcore and i thought this video was fucking HILARIOUS! but still everyone stop being scene fags and just give these guys a break.

[conceptempire]

your a fucking retard

[xAGBx137]

the face makes me lol Attack Attack is only in Drop C btw

[ChrisBkoolio]

LOLOLOL at 1:43 is face is &%#@#%* hilarious :P

[iruleu729]

Harold and Kumar do Crabcore.

[bassboy195]

Hey dickweeds... It's called having fun and being a headliner... The crowd feeds off a bands energy and then the band feeds off of them... AA is on top of the world... Make fun of them if you want, but they'll always be on the stage while youre just standing in the crowd... Little bitch

[ImaGothicNinja]

I like carbcore but thus is even better when it comes to comedy that us

[iStocking]

4:07, I started laughing so hard only because I just saw that video yesterday!

[Forguitardude456]

What is the name of the song at the start when he starts to talk?

[iStocking]

@Forguitardude456 Hot Grills & High Tops - Attack Attack! :D

[kitteehcat]

hahaha. this is better than the scene shit =) it's hilarious. maaaaaaaaan, people are stupid!

[abbydabbydoo94]

lmao i dance like im jerking off at highschool dances xD i go jerk jerk then spray lolzzzzz jizz all over everyoneeeeeee

[MasonBangsDrums]

I always use drop A. 7 string's ftw sonny boys

[samanthanolan23]

"you were probably wondering why im drinking a 7/11 slurpie" its cause your indian and your parents own all the nearest ones in the area.

[IAmSweet1990]

EPIC FACE AT 1:43 - 1:36. I LAUGHED MY PANTS OFF!

[codyfox97]

Its funny, cause you own all these clothes, yet, u call it gay.

[midwestbrigade12]

You're drinking a 7-11 slurpee because your indian ass probably owns the place.

[Bmth1453]

This is dumb as hell.

[soundunbound]

You don't get it. Crabcore is swick. Crabcore is super swick.

[dhrocks4life]

lol harold and kumar

[Momoxine]

I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR VIDEO GUYS

[BowdenBrokenCYDE13]

Lol its Harold And Kumar

[volcom1561]

This is the most pathetic thing i have ever watched.

P.S. you need to learn how u talk

[shockandawe123]

Asian guy in the hooding looks fucking spastic. Come on, that face at 2.01......please my god...

[IWantThisCentury]

I love vagina. And i hate this video.

[65thekid]

I love how you skipped drop C# and thats the tuning that Attack Attack! uses

[adtralways]

dude crap core is totaly bad ass plus if u watch interview of attack attack u know the addopted it from a dick who was being ..well a dick they all laughed at it and went with it so to the creators of this gay video go back to lisening to katie parry and shut the fuck up

[YGLTCKband]

i'm sorry was i supposed to laugh at this video? haha XD



[MMTPproductionz]

@thelemonkiller Go cry in a corner some more nobody gives a shit if your dick is 2 inches. Kill yourself nobody cares about ur morals u emo piece of shit

[TheLemonKiller]

Okay commenting idiots of america. This here is another post such as all the dicks dickly commenting and wasting time in their life. Its fucking youtube dumbasses. Instead of being a holes and trollin. Go look in the mirror cause those are the fags to talk to not here on the net. Simple as that.

[Shadowkill94]

I laughed.

At the stupidity of this video.

ಠ_ಠ

[SamdarshxEpiphone]

i didnt even crack a smile

[fatkid4904]

Don't you need long hair tattoos too

[96caam]

E is standard tuning!!!!

[Mrdrock31]

quite not funny

[chiddlers360]

dude you've got some serious tupperware on the go...

[RawRLikeABunny]

you need tighter jeans

[WilTheDREAMER]

Don't diss toms.

[PersepolisOfficial]

i thought this was fucking hilarious.

[MrInlineman]

4:40 lol

[666shenanigans]

crabcore is NOT a fu****g Genre !!!!!

[BananaWamma7]

Okay I don't even like Attack Attack and this still wasn't funny.

Fail

[MsTwiztidprincess]

will you marry me? ;)

[SamHdsn1994]

god leave these guys alone huh? you don't even know them you don't need to such dicks just because you don't like their video which you chose to watch by the way. fucking trolls.

[helloyoungfolk]

im still looking for the "funny" part

[BrianWantsAPony]

So you do realize you wasted time making this video, right? No one respect this stupid shit, because you are just a couple of faggots who can't think of anything else to do but try and be funny, and miserably fail at it. So congratulations to you, you have now become douche bags. Hope you enjoyed being dumb asses for the camera.

[15965465]

@BrianWantsAPony

these guys are wack asses ;P lame...

[15965465]

@BrianWantsAPony

these guys are wack asses ;P lame...

[ANDMAN96]

@BrianWantsAPony Dude i hope you know your a gay emo faggot and that you listen to shitty ass music so the complaint you made is fucking retarded. You are extremely gay, your argument is invalid

[glancethatknows]

@ANDMAN96 unless you know him irl, your argument is invalid. because you dont know what he looks like, how he is, and anything else about him..... so get a life bro

[ANDMAN96]

@glancethatknows Why do you gotta stick up for your boyfriend, faggot? Why don't you go listen to your shitty crabcore music and talk about how much you hate your life

[glancethatknows]

@ANDMAN96 lol again, you dont know me, and i dont know him... lol and i've noticed on all your comments you put faggot, maybe you are secretly one, and are just venting, waiting for the right time to tell your parents?

[KrazyKommieKiller]

@BrianWantsAPony Why are they faggots? You fail to explain why they are in the wrong...

[BrianWantsAPony]

@KrazyKommieKiller You wasted everyone's time just to be a dick.

[KrazyKommieKiller]

@BrianWantsAPony And we are different how? You wasted everyones time to call the guy in a video a faggot without any real reason but to be a dick...

[DarkkDreamer1717]

@BrianWantsAPony

dude calm the hell down, their just joking around and having fun making a video.

they dont need people like you to bring them down.

[BrianWantsAPony]

@DarkkDreamer1717 By trying to insult something that other people find enjoyable or something they like?

That's great.

[DarkkDreamer1717]

@BrianWantsAPony thats the ponit. not trying to. just having fun.

[DarkkDreamer1717]

@BrianWantsAPony

the only person getting insulted would be the person who made the video from you calling them a couple of faggots, douche bags, and dumb asses.

your just being a straight up ass hole.

[brownh18]

@BrianWantsAPony U Mad?



[indefexeposthardcore]

Dude, I sometimes play in drop G#, how should I stand? xD

[xiSpeedy]

Crabcore isnt a genre :l 

[SlugzOnTheRun]

those jeans aren't that tight, that V neck doesn't reveal any cleavage, and the next tuning is C#, and Drop D isn't standard... and Attack Attack are more famous than you'll ever be :L just saying.

[kidwhowearsblack]

@SlugzOnTheRun ur fake and gay!

[Mulitiacore]

@SlugzOnTheRun but attack attack sucks anyway....

[sparlosmusic1]

@SlugzOnTheRun  just stfu

[biscutman2003]

@SlugzOnTheRun Ive played with attack attack alot before they were signed, there all d-bags and their music blows. Synth, auto tune, shitty break downs and a ton of scene fags around ohio jerking off to TDWP is the only reason they got signed

[xplat]

@SlugzOnTheRun

Being "famous" among hot topic tweens doesn't mean anything to a person with a little self respect. JUS SAYIN

[AssCritic]

@SlugzOnTheRun Being famous for being mediocre is pathetic. Also, complaining about a parody video makes you a butthurt little faggot. "Crabcore" is retarded.

[AkilChinnyChin]

DONT DISS TOMS!

[MadeInKyoto666]

06:03 - 06:18 omgg XDDD

[CubKulAid]

hey guess what?

they're more known, more skilled, and make more money than you.

Not a fan of Attack Attack, but just sayin'. They're more successful than you'll ever be.

[rockmonkey125]

fyi its not a type of genre of hardcore music its actually a dance with the guitar just sayin and btw wats so wrong with crab core i think its amazing i love attack attack they are an awesome band and really you would like acting like yer touching yerself you tool and i cant call you a ho cuz you probably cant get a girlfriend anyway

[thedestinyrageteam]

ha ha ha lighten up guys, these guys are fans enough to learn the dance. It's just a joke, it's funny!

[fijianhudini]

well this guy is a fag

[OfArtesianOfficial]

Harold and Kumar?

[lukeee117]

are u stupid?

[killzerdood]

*Scene rage here*

[LovezHD]

1:42 HAHAHAHAHA! This had me laughing for a good 5 minutes!

[MRSReptarKiller69]

You think your so funny huh?

Your jealous that attack attack gets pussy and your ugly chode ass doesn't.

TAKE THAt FUCKER! [:

Fuck you, have a nice day.

[sk8erpunk1990]

at least attack attack is a bunch of fuckin towel head sand niggers like your little bitch ass.

[yoyoyosep]

theres no fucking way that attack attack plays in drop fucking A?

[MrPayneful]

@yoyoyosep they play in drop B they shouldve stuck with drop C# they sound weird in B

[yugster11]

how come attack attack is drop A but theyz drop C#? lol

[hellothundaz]

I spy with my chinky eye a pair of sea crystals this is so random I hella wasnt expecting hbdogerfan to be in it