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  • Paarthurnaz does that same thing, looks at you wherever you go. Probelly is him

  • hes depressed he thought he was dragon born :(

  • dragon: i hate my life kill me

    player: ok

  • he wanths to play

  • Never disturb a dragon whilst its jerking off

  • That's what happens when you eat too many snowberries

  • shit, out of toilet paper!

  • what the hell man!! im just sitting here and you start beatin on me! fine... i shall sit on you!!

  • That may be Paarthurnax. After he leaves the Throat of the World he becomes a normal Dragon. I know because after I killed him, the game notified me to talk to Esbern.

  • @TheLilomar idk in my case Paarthurnax left after i killed alduin but when i returned to throat of the world he was still there :/

  • I remember finding an Ancient Dragon that did this.

    Creepy mofo kept staring at me, and just as I was about to attack him, A pair of trolls came up behind me and he blasted them with fire.

    Oddly enough, the area that i found him looked fairly similar to the area in this video.

  • I think he's high and thinks he's invincible with no need to fight back.

  • WTF!!!! i park my dragon for 2 days and u kill him u better be ready to pay

  • @umikey3 you legend.

  • I would've been like "FAAAAWK YEH, DWAGGON HUG!"

  • another well-earned dragon soul

  • you know he's kide cute ...

  • IAM A DRAGON AND IM POOPING IN THE HOLE,POOPY POOPY HOLE!

  • Dragon on skuma !

  • that dragon must have been to lazy to go to the fly lessons.

  • Reminds of Paarthurnax. Ancient, patient and peaceful... to the bitter end.

    Bloody humans lol. No wonder Alduin would rather burn'em all away.

  • SO now that your race is making a come back what are your plans?

    Im gonna go take a shit.

  • just chillin

  • shit shout absorbed

  • Damn...poor dragons cant even take a shit anymore without being RUDELY interrupted... (*-_-)

  • Fucking dremora

    

  • sup dragonborn

  • EASY button anyone???

  • Must of taken a arrow to the knee

  • Derpy the dragon LOLOLOLOLOL

    

  • god must be a big shit

    

  • @RedZetra

    That "Magic Bow" was the Conjure bow spell. That "soldier spawning magic" was the Conjure Dremora Lord spell. You could summon/conjure two by having the right perk.

  • Hey how did you get that magic bow and that soldier spawning magic?

    if you answer ill subscribe you.

  • sad dragon is sad

  • And not a single fuck was given by that dragon.

  • u guys are dumb he didnt use call dragon all that happens when u do that is it flys around you and apposed to saying dragon on health bar it says oudviing

  • such a cute dragon <3

  • fuck you dremoras -.- i hope a ancient dragon will kill you...

  • how did he use the call dragon shout and how do u get it I'm only like lvl 12 and I'm doin the companion campaign and wizard 1

  • you idiots he used the call dragon shout

  • @FondaLavanda no oudviing is the name of the dragon that comes after you use call dragon so STFU

  • what you do shoot him in the testies

  • gobbles best friend!

    so this is like timmy's second pet?

  • Did  you toggle AI? .__.

  • He looks like paarthurnax.

  • I named the dragon shitty but u killed it :(

  • Leave him alone,he's taking a shit!!!

  • epic music plays in the background and the dragon dont do anything lol

  • DERP

  • Dragon: Hello young sir, I know you may be used to my fellow dragons attacking you, but I merely would like to offer you the chance to ride me, we will become equals and share in the warmth of friendship! what say you?

    Player: EXPERIENCE POINTZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

  • It's stoned off its ass

  • Poor little dwagon just pwayin in teh snow with his dolls. (you cannot see the dolls)

  • bawww poor dragon...but I guess killing it was a good thing. Hell, if you hadn't, it probably would have gotten up and lit you on fire or something. And by the way, those were some awesome spells you used!

  • Dragon: can't a guy get some privacy when taking a shit!!?!?

  • i think he was ur "dog" or something, and we all know how to teach a "dog" to sit. *like*

  • flawless victory

  • Why so mean?

  • It was only taking a shit.

  • da fug!?

    

  • Remember me Dragon heart film T^T

    your a bad man

  • New movie title

    The Dragon Who only Wanted To Sit In The Snow

  • What is the name of that bow? It's EPIC!

  • @BakarnaProducer technically it's not a bow but, a "Bound Weapon" spell

  • whats the name of this magic? this what beams warriors?

  • everyones condemin u....i say, AWESOME brother!!!!! hahahahahah

  • The dragon took an arrow to his knee ^^

  • OK, you are officially the most cruel person in the history of Skyrim. What did the poor dragon to do you? Nothing. It was just sitting there, minding its own business... so you went and killed it.

  • puppy eyes!!!!! 

  • it was gonna attack at the end but i dided beofre it could!!! btw does anyone know how to get that spell with the daeda guys or whatever they are??

  • you'll never finda friend dragon like that you bitch ;(

  • i dont care about the dragon what spell is that and how do u get it

  • WHAT DID YOU SUMMON ?! ME LIKEY !

  • @EpicUserFail he conjured a bow at first, and then two demora lords.

  • It looked like he was just trying to take a dump after a long day's worth of flying, trolling, and shouting, how would you like it if you're sitting on the pot, and some great nob comes in and starts firing arrows at n crap....it ain't right....

  • how did you sommon those guys to fight?

  • @PS3Ethan13 The last perk in Conjuration lets you have two summons, and those are Dremora Lords you can buy the spellbooks at Winterhold, but they are Master lvl skills.

  • Oh my god, they killed Dragon, you bastards!

  • 0:58 FLY! FLY AWAY DRAGON!

    1:00 :D

    1:12 D:

  • You know it's felony to disturb a dragon while masturbating in its natural habbitat... You heartless bitch

  • if its on pc he just used the consule command tai or tia cant remeber which 1 it makes all emenys not fight

  • "Do you have any crayons?" :3

  • the only dragon willing to be tamed, gone.

  • His name was Alsuro and he was a friendly dragon. he loved to play in the snow, take long flights over mountains, and burn down forsworm bitches. he was a beautiful lovely creature.

    and you have killed him. you ASSHOLE.

  • he was just taking a shit in the snow

  • He just wanted to play with a ball!

  • help me my balls are stuck xD

  • Right at :18 I imagined that "Haww!" from psychicpebbles' video

  • bug

    

  • @Genekfiftyfifty No shit?

  • its like "o its you again dovahkin... look im too tired today so just leave me alone"

  • from where do you have the soliders? are they a mod?

  • Let the dragon take his crap, jeez...

  • HE didn't kill it, the helpers did.

  • you are a gay

  • Oh no, its tail got stuck, no wonder it didnt attack :D

    Looked you like... Pls help me, my tail is stuck!!! :D

  • Don't shoot him while he is taking a shit..

  • Pacifist dragon does not appreciate your violence.

  • АХ ТЫ Ж СУКИН СЫН!!!

  • it was watching a stray dog get beat...

  • it made me sad to see the helpless dragon get killed :(

  • fail dragon has failed

  • Why did you kill him? YOU DAMN BASTARD!

  • i would make it my pet if i where him :p

  • dragon dont care, dragon dont give a shit!

  • ISH A GOOD DOGGYYY

  • must of been parrthanax's bro

  • @PartyRocker478

    well that's actually alduin

  • Poor dragon, he only wanted 2 make a friend :(

  • i found him flying over dawnstar, later a giant tryed to kill me and he came and saved me, but for what cost? he lost his life trying. but i reveenged him and killed ALL the giants!

  • come on you pussuies he was obviosly tricking him he would have eaten him if he dient sick the dramora lords at him duh

  • nooooo, cutie dragon!!!

  • He triped and broke his toe, then took an arrow to the knee.

  • He took an arrow in the knee :D

  • tz tz tz der drache wollte nur nachdenken keine freundin mehr er hat sich an den flügeln geritzt und war depressiv und den hast du getötet ich bin enttäuscht!

  • REALLY WHAT DID IT EVER DO 2 U!!!

  • He didnt kill them his dick minions dick so dont hate him hate the MINIONS

  • When i was on my way to kill alduin, i fought those dragon summoner guys who was opening the portal or some shit and when i killed him , there was this dragon sitting on this pillar just 20 feet away from me just watching me kill the summoner he didnt do anything .

  • you bastard you killed it

  • poor dragon .... :(

  • Dude give the dragon a break his boss has been given hell at work, his dad just died and he wrecked his car. He's not special he's just depressed.

  • Friendly dragon and u killed it you murderer!

  • @ArnuxsGaming it has the red mark on compass. EVIL

  • dragon: dude...  got som weed?

  • what is that spell that he did and summoned those copys of himself???

  • @MrAquadude101 Wha? He summoned Dremora Lords, that's it....

  • @YukiUzumaki78 but how do you get them?

  • DUDE WHY DIDINT U KILL THE DREMORA srry caps

  • something like that happened to me but i killed it and it got stuck in the sky! I was all NO!! DX it sucked

    

  • and you wonder why dragons don't exist today

  • A "friendly" Dragon

  • Wheres tums when you need it

  • He was just high as fuck...

  • Hahah he was giving himself a BJ

    

  • God damn it, I don't want any part in your stupid wars!

  • NICE BOW MAN!!! :D

  • @Xeriem its a spell called bound bow you can get it easily :)

  • You cant hit a disabled person/dragon!

  • :l derp derp derp..

    >:O OW MY KNEE!...

    :l I'll just finish my poop first... derp derp derp

  • So many lags in this game!!

  • What the fuck eats the dragons? Lydias?

  • is that the summoning power? could you explain to me how do you get it?

  • @Krispwns1337 100 Conjuration

  • Its a cheat u have to type "tai" in console no char in the game will interact with you or do anything. Its nothing "special"

  • @WeSiCo1 i didnt see him bring up console commands.... and also if you watched the whole thing you'd see the dragon made an attempt to bite the dremora lord. so i dont think he used tcai... unless he edited the video that is

  • Maybe he's like happy feet. Singing is so mainstream, I'm just gonna dance.

  • wow, that's what an all meat diet does to you

  • when do u get conjure guys and bound bow

  • he's poopin jerk

  • Why did you kill it? You BASTARD!!!

    YOU HEAR ME, YOU BASTAARD!!!!!!!!!!! *ROAR*

  • 1:00 Dragon is angry because you disturbed him ><

    Bad guy !

  • CONSTIPATION

  • You made killing dragons look easy XD

  • @wolfchick214 It is easy.

  • That dragon understands fully why not to fight you much more so after he did

  • cant you tell hes pooping look at his face

  • y u no fight!

  • thats what happens when you raise dragons in captivity! They lose there awsomeness! poor dragon, poor house trained dragon. :(

  • Dragon faces remind me troll faces lol

  • It's funnier when you read the comments in a red neck accent

  • He's having a rest before the fight. Who could blame him? I wanna sit down on the job when a massive dragon is about to eat me

  • i think hes... stuck... O.o;

    1:00

    O3O; NOPE.

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  • You: Hi dragon

    Dragon: Derp!

  • that first arrow got to the kn ... forget it!

  • he got dumped lol

  • he once used to be a dragon but then he took an arrow to the knee

  • comments are messed up. they are out of order

  • if you would have pulled the sliver out of his leg, he would have become your companion

  • OMG it's charlie the freindly dragon!

  • The only friendly dragon in the entire game, and you go in and kill it. Nice. -.-

  • @DonCrazy92594 3rd friendly dragon actually

  • You just totally ruined this dragon's high.That's not cool man..

  • Dragon: I'm different...

  • I think that first arrow lobotomised him.