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  • you offend my existence

  • Your cat looks alarmed as fuck at what you're saying. 4:33 >

  • your a pretty hot, I'd partner with ya ;)

  • everyone poops

  • Don't worry about the color (I know I'm 2 years late in saying this, but still). The color comes out shitty if you're very near or having your period... so that's among the reason. :)

  • Your best video I've seen so far (I'm going to watch them through this week from newest to oldest).

  • They push Fred up our throats but they don't accept you?!

    Fuck that.

  • I just got the exact same letter, it would help if they would be more specific, and tell me exactly what I'm doing wrong.

  • Omg, ur eyes really ARE green/blue I always thought they were brown!! That's amazing. I feel like my whole world has changed.

  • I'm not a creep, she just has pretty eyes and I always thought they were brown. It's not a crime for me to think she's pretty, she is.

  • What colour are your eyes? Im confused in this video when you go in the light.

  • google are fucking rude

  • "Thats DARK brown....FUCKING DARK brown..." lol...so cute

  • then what's the point of being a partner?

  • Aw :/

  • ROFL ur great...

    why the fuck most girls i know are immature bitches....... -_-'

    Dammit!

  • This must have been awhile back,,cause i see your a partner now,,so i say suck it youtube..lolol This girlie is Youtube,,,she is content on this site,,,U ROCK GIRLIE,,iam glad you made it in they finallly noticed who the real people on youtube are!!!!!!! it did kinda sound like a college rejection letter,,your hair looks awsome no matter what color your goooglelicious... :P and bootyfull.. :P stay sweet and sarcastic

    ALlein

  • YOUR ACCOUNT DEFINITLY HAS ENOUGH ORIGINAL CONTENT! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY (notice the caps lock)

  • I thought this is original?

  • F**k youtube!!! wahaha... :P

  • what is it youtube rejected ?????????? Im from denmark and cant understand all what she/u say ????????

  • 2:00 - 2:03  XD

  • Your cat is comedy genius, he/she doesn't give a crap but does in a way...

  • I'm a writer but you couldn't have said it better. Keep up the good work on your video diary.

  • fuck you hair colour. haha i luff ur vids and i love this one <3

  • smart and attractive :>

  • OMG I Love your ranting videos!! lol you are so funny, i am so sorry Youtube didnt accept your proposal!! :( you are too good for them anyways!! keep up the GREAT work!!

    -Amra and Armin

    from The Bffl Show!!!!

  • been there

  • youtube is sucking more and more. you are entirely original.

  • people this is saposed to be a sarcastic video :|

  • You care waaaaaaaaaaay to much about this.

  • Thats worse than what I got. They told me not enough people view my channel. "The current level of viewership of your account has not met our threshold for acceptance.Thank you for your understanding."

  • Hahahaha, you are so cute when you get rejected. LOL

  • Those college guys should never have sold YouTube to Google. Before, everyone was equal and had an equal opportunity at becoming known. Now, Google's created a rediculous class system that is not judged by the people, but by the Big Brother.

    Anyway, you're a YouTube partner now, what happened?

  • Ok i forget but i think this is my 4th video view of yours. Your awesome! And got some talent! For what i still have yet to figure out.. but i think its to make people laugh :) And these are totally unique!!! And yea im really sorry you had a bad day :( But i also didnt needa know bout you starting your period or whatever :P and yea. hope they accept you in the future! They better!

  • I reckon that youtube just didnt know good stuff when they saw it.

  • amazing how you can stretch this story to an 8 minute video.

    But well, it seems youtube has acknowledged your talent after all

  • they just dont know talent when they see it.

  • hm...my previous comment wouldn't post =/

    but anyhoo you have such pretty eyes!

    you can see them better wen you went in the sunlight :)

  • Maybe you need more like 430 videos?

  • looks like you go your original content.

  • aww uve had a crappy day..ur period,ur lipgloss,ur suckish letter..im sorry!!

  • she looks like taylor rain

  • ur cat at lik 5:00 ish.....lol.

  • So i guess you did "propose" since you are partner. Unless YouTube "proposed' to you.

  • LoL at around 3 50 to 4 00 you say "come! come look!" and the cat just starts looking after who is talking to him hahaha.

  • i totaly know how you feel the "Your account does not contain sufficient original new content" is bs so many people who are partners dont have sufficient original new content. i have applied twice and i have tons of new and original stuff but nope never gets through

  • I once bought a blond that turned out light brown...

    Damn boxes...

  • Omg I got the same freakking thing!!!!

    I thought it was just because I just had audio in my videos! but I guess other people get It to! I dont get youtube! Me and you both should of made it!!!!!!

  • You can be my partner if you want. :)

  • That letter does suck. When you were reading it, I was thinking, "Wow." I would think YouTube could come up with a letter more appreciative towards a YouTube contributor. I wonder what their first draft of a rejection letter sounded like... O_O

  • Aww rejection. I received a letter about Partnership stating "I had not enough Friends or viewers." Yes Youtube mirrors my real Life.

  • hahahahaha, WE ARE THE MAN.

  • If I was You-Tube, I would so give you a New Shiny Box and you are the tops with me. And I have a new Toothbrush here when ever you to come over....lol

  • You're awesome, and VERY original. Screw Google! Just apply again in a few months, and due to this video, they'll HAVE to accept you! I mean seriously if JonasBrothersMusic, CBS, and AshleyTisdale can all be partners when they're not even REAL youtubers then why not you!? This seriously sucks!

  • LMFAO!!! It blows big time.

  • what are they talking about? your all about the new content. you are new content. watching you makes me feel content....in a new and exciting way.

  • FWIW, I'm lower on the food chain. I decided to apply, told them I was 'just' a commenter, hoping to get paid to click those crappy ads on people videos. Guess what? They have 2 form letters. Mine only had 2 words, no signature, F U. Since I hadn't actually clicked any ads, it didn't bother me, but, feeling a little slighted, I sent 'them' a 2 word response,"Oh yeah"!, but, I signed your name.  I don't expect you take pleasure in my stature.

    parts untrue. i do want to get paid.

  • OMG !

    lmao.. your .

    hey i just did my hair color

    from a box 2 days ago i so feel for you !!

    ( i know what you mean )

    hahahahaha

    dirty whore..lmfao

    **KISSES**

  • WTF?!

    You are the most adorable, most beautyful, most interesting gay woman I know.

    A website that rejects you (esp in this way) in fact doesn't deserve you, because in this way it reveals such a woeful lack of evaluation and appreciation.

    ...and your hair looks lovely.

  • they host ya shit for free, they refuse not only you to make money of ya shit but they also wont make money of it so they host you for free say THANK YOU YOUTUBE

  • I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I think you're original. That sucks though.

  • lol. that sucks lol.

  • Yeah right. You have sufficient creative material to keep me and 1930 OTHER people as YouTube subscribers!!!

    If they can't enroll u as partner, that's an indication:

    --THEY don't have the ads they should,

    --THEY don't have enough business to put with someone as funky fresh as u are,

    --THEY can't fit with what u got,

    cuz Chik-fil-A, u got a LOT!!

    Sorry YouTube is too flacid to come through. They're probably too embarassed to tell u more personally. Think of that as u read the letter!

  • Ye deserve partnership just for this rants :D They be awesome :)

  • p.s God doesnt have money...

  • Clairol sucks.

    Loreal sucks.

    Redken sucks.

    But you still have pretty eyes :)

  • basically youtube is an asshole to all of us when we're loyal to them :(

  • Youtube sucks - they rejected us several times - they told us we had violated youtube's terms of use policy & when we asked them how several times: they never explained it & kept sending us the same letter. They just don't like us for some reason and apparently they won't ever tell us so we'll never know.

  • I know how you feel. We have produced a few really cool videos. 2 Music videos, a SaraPalin spoof and much more, but nobody's really watching. :(

  • you've got mail...

  • I'm sorry for you, those people are idiots.

    D :

    If it makes you feel better, I just made some cookies if you want some.

    I burnt them tho. . .

    But on a more serious note, I am very sorry for you and those people are idiots.

  • You will never be accepted dear, you have to say you make videos every day, you upload a video a week. They want you to make cents and they need hits on their sponsor ads....

  • wrong

  • "shitty girl day"... haaaha

  • This is how it should be written...

    Dear AnthingSarcastic:

    Thank you for your interest in the YouTube Partner Program. You have been pre-approved! But due to our internal chaos management style, we are not worthy enough to warrant your membership.

    We hope that, at some point, you will give us another chance by continuing to raise the bar on your videos, making us look even more foolish.

    Please accept our humble apologies.

    Regards,

    The YouTube Partner Program Idiots

  • I love your humor.

  • You look like Emma from Lonelygirl15....

  • Don't think of it as a break up..its more like you tube doesn't feel ready to take it to the next level just yet...oh and BTY I like your new black hair.

  • This is really funny. I can't stop laughing.

  • Corporations are full of shit, they just make it sound like they are being "nice"

  • REJECTED!

  • That does suck.And that letter does not contain original content.Hair good,google bad!

  • they want to keep it for themselves

  • you don't want to be a partner, bad... being a yt whore never pays hehe

  • *shrugs*

  • Your cat is awesome.

  • Aw

    You are wonderful

    Screw 'em

  • 1) Your hair looks good.

    2) Fuck the partners and the partnership program. I can't think of a more divisive institution on youtube. Become a partner and the next thing you know you'll think you're too good for us plebes and end up an asshole.

    3) That the partners don't get paid (or paid well) is a myth. Paperlilies once talked about how she could live off of her revenues. How do you think she's funding this Internet Zombie Movie thing?

  • Funny video!!They are asses for not giving you a chance...Screw them!

  • U are loved - they suck

  • They're freaking crazy! You're hilarious. This video is hilarious.

  • Finaly a girl that is smart. Love ya and i subscribed.

  • thats bullshit about the letter

  • Well for YT to have said that, they've obviously never even looked properly at your channel and video content. Sounds like someone was just trying to clear their in-tray of thousands of apps by just sending out a lot of standard rejection letters. It's far easier (with less paperwork) to reject than accept. And it's very tempting to do that when you're under pressure. I've seen it happen in large organisations. But TBH you're probably better off as a non-partner - you're less tightly controlled.

  • My lip gloss is leakinggg!

    Lmao

  • ludicrousenigma is right you do haver beautiful eyes lol

  • You should DEFINITELY cheat on YouTube. If YT won't put out, you gotta go get some elsewhere, yo!

    The hair color works. Don't be hatin' on the hair color.

  • I think your hair looks great. Very sexy. And I think you are totally original and new enough to be a YT partner. I would want you as a partner. BTW, the close up at the end about BlogTV, I never realized how grgeous your eyes are. ...Anyways, I am glad you will stay with YT because I enjoy your videos, but yeah you are so right, you dont need to be their partner, screw them. Try and have a great day - from your favorite Republican subscriber, lol.

  • Well thank you, I shall keep the hair color :)

    Yeah, my eyes are quite green but the camera doesn't pick it up...so I think I shocked a few people...haha.

    Have a good day!!!

  • Oh my God ... you are so cute and hilarious - although I'm very sorry that youtube (Google) rejected you -> suck you google ;)

    Loved your eyes on 2:49

  • Awe, thank you!! :)

    I'll shall try to fit in my eyes in more vids...haha!

  • youtube is a guy!

  • nice eyebrows :)

  • They want millions of hits! You are doing OK

    hi again BTW :)

  • Michelle youtube is just not that into you :(

  • I know!!!!! BOOO!!! lol

  • You should send this off to YT staff, the community reps & EVERY popular tuber. Someone will embarrass them.

  • HAHAH - i should right...maybe I'll reapply and just send them this link...

  • Victor was totally right when he recommended you. Hang in Michelle. I just ran through the comments & there are some old hands who watch you too. Post a lot of vids from SouthTube II. I have an idea that a lot of people there will be subbing soon. Say hi to Thor for me...

  • youtube sucks u rock and that's all that matters

  • <3 THANK YOU!

  • So sad to hear you were rejected.

  • sigh - I'm still licking my wounds.

  • It is the "Corporate" of saying you suck in a professional way...I on the other hand like your content..a bit silly but that's the point... You'll be a partner soon enough. Tell you what, I am SUBSCRIBING to your channel to show suppot. ;)

    Hold the tears back! There's no crying on YouTube!

    Thank you for your understanding =)

  • HAHAHA - well thank you so much for your support and your subscription...I'll try to be an upstanding youtuber minus the partnership.

  • In order to become a youtube partner, you must first abandon all self-control and idol worship which, of course, leads to NIHILISM. Besides who cares what difference un-orginality could make to this virtually timeless problem? Thank You for your understanding. That sucks!!!P.S. Shit Happens

  • HAHAHA - great great comment!

  • Thank You for your response. I used to beleive in 2nd chance with rejection however now its a clear cut no tolerance. The pain, if it happens is just not worth it as you begin to get down on yourself for being so stupid to trust some like the youtube counsel after they hurt you so bad. Its not worth it .

    You deserve someone who will be and have faith in you and only you. In the end its your choice as to whether or not you can trust them again......How about Dinner!!!

  • did you really expect anything more?

  • HAHA - you make a fine point. A very fine point.

  • you're such a wonderful person! those people r not worth having u!

    p.s: never trust boxes when it comes to hair

  • Awe, thank you!!!! I agree - screw em!

    PS - Ain't that the truth!

  • lol... i tried light brown from a box as well, and look where that got me! damn you boxed hair colour!!

  • For real! All lies!!! lol

  • blame the slumping economy!

  • Does that mean I can't blame YT...haha

  • sorry about the rejection letter.

    they can go suck a tort.

    the color will probably lighten up.

    like when i dye my hair "natural black"

    it comes out like WOW BLACK!!

    but then after a few days it lightens up.

  • They can indeed suck a tort!

    Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for :)

  • haha yeah that general response letter is pretty douchebaggy. Sometimes I wish I had my own "tube" site.

  • If you had your own tube site I'd join

  • i found you on walllofweird and i actaully watching this whole video..

    i liked it and you and youtube fucked up but its ok forget them things happen for a reason and perhaps that reason is that another better and bigger site is on the way were you will be partnered..if not

    FUCK YOUTUBE UP ITS TUBE ASS!

    U are awesome and thats all that matters you dont need youtube to tell you that =]!

  • Okay, for real...I nearly died when you said that's where you found me. I ran to her page and sure enough there I was...WOAH!

    And thank you for actually watching it...haha.

    I agree who needs em' - I got awesome peeps and that's way better!

  • oh noo im so glad you didnt die!! lol =]!

    keep it up!

  • I got the same message, and I agree, it wasn't the rejection that bothered me it was the fact that my videos don't represent the uniqueness of the youtube community. It's just like WOW, is that the best you can come up with? you couldn't just say you can't partner me cause I don't have enough viewers? No, It's the fact that I am letting youtube down with my unoriginality.

    THANKS youtube.

    ps. Thanks for featuring me :D

  • Wait a holy minute....you got turned down?!?! Your vlogs are made of cupcakes and sunshine...how can that not be partner material. They are really screwing up!

    Screw em! Just screw em!

    PS - No need to thank me, you are a GREAT vlogger...I feel bad not spreading the joy that is a fantastic youtube channel.

  • Cry baby!

  • it happens

  • That sucks =/

    your really entertaining

    though! i might subscribe after

    i watch more of your vids!

  • It does suck ::sigh::

    Take a look around...no pressure...enjoy the vids and feel free to subscribe...if not we'll still be friends :)

  • Your hair colour still looks good. Let's make a video. We can give your cat a cape and he/she can fly around attacking tiny lego villages and shooting beams of hate from her eyes. "The Flying Cat From Beyond The RageChasm", is what the title shall be. Yes, yes, it will be magnificent!

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - best comment ever!

  • Huzzah! Commence RageChasm video now!

    :)

  • I understand what its like pms'ng.. the emotional rollercoaster ride that never stops!

    But that was totally uncool of Youtube to do that! They are forgetting all the real people out there that can make a difference! And instead hand partner to any tom dick and harry!

    huff.

  • AGREED!

  • Girl you crack me up!

    I heard there is a casting couch somewhere... ;)

  • I'll do it...who do I need to sleep with? Not a problem...haha!

  • Nalt's, so dont do it, I cant imagine it would be worth it. Now WifeOfNalts...that is another story.

    Oops, did I say that out loud?

  • Totally in agreement!

  • By the way, you soooo deserve to be a partner. Subscribed!

  • Thank you and Thank you :)

  • Go Girl. I just spent nearly an hour trying to contact Google Adsense in an effort to get paid for my ad clicks in the Partner Program. I gave up.

  • Yeah, it's clear they are not friendly! Hope you get your money!

  • you're awesome, i cant believe they didnt give you partner!

    and your hair looks good dont worry lol.

  • Thanks Stacey!

  • I've just checked ur channel~ U hv thousands of subscribers! I can't believe it~

  • It wasn't a subs issue...it was the your content sucks ass...haha

  • U got the point. Haha, I tried to do that long time ago, I have the same feeling~ I want a banner too~

  • I know, a banner would be awesome...haha

  • Bastards! You're original and so's your content, no doubt about it.

  • Thank you!!!!! I agree - bastards it is!

  • you know i would make you my partner in a heartbeat. please don't let the utter randomness of the partnership program - they partnered my channel when i had about 500 subs and was lucky to get a thousand views on a video. There really is no sense as to how the decide.

  • Your channel is awesome so you deserve it :)

  • your cat in the background is TOTALLY lazy. make that kitty get a job or something!! it just lays there and licks and purrs and sleeps. is it contributing to the b-bunch? i think not. make it post a video next time.

    (i watched this whole thing last night and loved it, just wanted to post a double-watch alternate view of it, hehe)

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • You know, after they started opening up the Partner program to applicants, about the same time Jill had just gotten her Partnership, I felt the same way, "Pooh on the Partner Program."

    But if they'll turn YOU down I'll bet a dollar I get turned down more quickly.

    I should apply just so I can read the letter too.

    How did you apply?

    Where do I go?

  • I went to the help section and found the form :)

  • What do you predict for my response from YT?

    Yea or Nay?

    Will they tell me I'm a Partner?

  • Thank you for your interest in the YouTube Partner Program.

    Our goal is to extend invitations to as many partners as we can.

    Unfortunately we are unable to accept your application at this time.

    The partner program is designed for users whose videos consistently comply with the YouTube Community Guidelines and Terms of Use.

    At this time, your account history indicates that it has not always fully complied with the rules that govern our site.

    ---

    Why am I not surprised?

    LOL

  • Well you certainly didn't talk a lot about your YouTube rejection letter on your BlogTV show. :) And if YT can't see your "sufficient original new content", then that is clearly THEIR loss, IMHO.

  • Thank you Paul!!!

  • Don't cheat on us Michelle :)

    Stay w/us on youtube...

  • I will...forever...haha

  • im sorry that this is TOTALLY off topic .......

    bu do you realize how beautiful you are? its like....damn....i cant even describe .

    when i have a crappy day i just come to your videos ....see your face....and smile<3333333

  • Thank you so much, but no, I don't...haha. I was the fat ugly girl in middle school...so I pretty much am still rocking that :)

    I'm so glad you like my vids...yay!!!

  • I find that hard to believe, because I agree with savannielove.

  • Well, there are other places to go, but we all are here already, and we love you :)

    Think of YouTube as the landlord, he's kicking you out, but all your friends will move out with you if they have to. Shit, I've got nothing better to do, and you always seem to put a smile on my face.

    Oh, and...I never really understood all that cheesedick stuff like "I'm lost in your eyes", but you seriously have the most BEAUTIFUL eyes ever.

    But if you are moving out of YouTube, which site are you going to?