The Big Lebowski jesus quintana

[89sbk]

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[allaboutdmagic]

Just remember kids: real paedos aren't funny like Herbert and Jesus Quintana, they're potentially dangerous creepazoids.

[micaeliel]

This movie is awesome! Funny thing is that when it came out did horrible and now is just a classic

[MisterZesd]

Epic!

[BooJoMan]

Let me tell you something pandaho, If you put any your crazy shit comments on this video, you ask for thumbs up on the lanes, ill take it away from you, stick it up your ass and click the fucking thumbs down button till it go's....click.

[TheLivingFreakshow]

@BooJoMan actually it's spelled "Pendejo" but you are right to type in "pandaho" cuz it really sounds like he pronounced it like that. lol

[Raycogb]

vengaa ya .... putos gitanos!!!

[DickLodge68]

Either John Turturro knew how to bowl or he took lessons because he has a nice form.

"That fuckin' dude can roll man"

"Yeah but he's a pederast"

HAHAHHAA

[davidgilroy1983]

8 year old dude!

[wadia860]

The (my!) greatest movie of all time...now on Blu-Ray!!!

I love that creep Quintana!!

[MrSkompy]

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." "

Such a classic



[Prechtl91]

I don't think that the movie is good but this scene is awesome.

[TheSalubri]

Hotel California - Gypsi kings

[IknowUification]

whats the name of the song please guys 

[GunZEntertainmentZ]

When I first saw him I thought he'd make a great Ezio if they made an assasins creed film

[Obamakka]

@GunZEntertainmentZ man this is GREAT! :D i didnt notice that, but now that you say it i can just PRAY they use him if they plan to do a film, those two guys fit perfectly :D

[baja134]

14 people think that they can f**k with Jesus, what a morons!!!

[anonymousman555]

@baja134 Yeah, well thats just like your opinion man.

[ThePunkis23]

The Israeli sitcome "Naor's friends" made a commercial based on this great scene, check it out:

search "Naors friends season 2 promo" or for the full video copy :

"החברים של נאור עונה 2 פרומו"

[dvir971]

I just love the Cohen Brothers' humor

[JAROSLAVAGINA]

what is this song?

[dvir971]

@JAROSLAVAGINA "hotel california" by "gispy kings"

[INS3NSATOS]

y me dije yo a mi mismo DESÓPODO DER SIELO!!!! (Enorme)

[352HOMEBOY]

Jesus has a coke nail

[mprzychodzki]

14 people do not abide



[Ultrisound]

8 year olds dudes

[bamboneski]

@Ultrisound LOL

[shutdownking84]

Quintana that creep can roll man smh hahahahaha

[559SAMEE624]

YOU DONT FUCK WIT THE JESUS!!!!!!!!

[alteeg]

GOLD

[avrambrankovich]

i love his bowling suits maan :D

[squall600]

11 people and so on got fucked by the jesus

[southerncajuncharm]

Everytime I hear this song I literally start reenacting this scene no matter where I am or what I was doing. TOO EPIC NOT TO

[lordxeras]

lol it's Roman Bellic!

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

I've never seen The Big Lebowski before, so I'm watching this entirely out of context..... Is the whole movie this awesome?

[leninesthebest]

@CaptainMorganThe3rd Yes, the whole movie is this awesome. And that's a lame way to say it.

[traeumt]

Dislike button should be removed from this video

[pochiism]

PELICULÓN ,siempre estará entre mis preferidas

[bigskyzenflyer]

blow me a kiss, Jesus!!! hehe

[RDBeatnik]

8 year olds, Dude.

[ghostwhisper666]

@AlexandreConstantin Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[ghostwhisper666]

JESUS!

[MrSpidersplicer]

I'll shove that gun up your ass and press the trigger till it goes click!

[mrzanretsuken]

damn, that song is catchy. Anyone know what its called?

[IPiMpiNI]

best part of the movie lmfao

[Noradboarder13]

the gypsy kings

[beepcheckey]

Check out the expressions of The Dude, Walter and Donny in the end

I guess this is what they would be thinking...

Dude: Hmm...an interesting Guy, rolls good...damn good, will be a tough opponent....

Donny: Well, what's happening around....and who's that guy in purple jumpsuit....

Walter: Fucking gay pederast.....If I could have found this guy in Vietnam I would have shoved my M1911A1 right up his ass...

[raayuno]

i just disliked it just to piss you off y'all  xD

[masterdragunov]

what is the soundtrack ??? ( im spanish)

[Goron92]

@masterdragunov la canción es Hotel California, versionada por los Gipsy Kings

[vagtasticone]

@masterdragunov it's Hotel California by Les Gypsy Kings

[Thomatorr]

I disagree with the people who clicked dislike on this video. So this is a clever comment describing those people, most likely involving a sense of irony and humor. It is also possible that I have copied this from another video and post this comment on every video I like in order to garner attention and increase my own sense of self-worth. I'm an internet cool guy.

[Gunntros]

@Thomatorr Thank you for clarifying

[deejack1414]

@Thomatorr is it bad that i copied and pasted your comment on other videos?

[TEXA5TATE]

@Thomatorr what?

[tequillerboy]

@Thomatorr looks like you've advanced to level 2 troll.

[hotrodschwinn]

7 people fucked wit deh jesus

[Tiramisumandeln]

the scene where he cleans his bowling ball is the best though :)

[zyther96]

7 people played against Jesus...

[drummingmonster]

that fucking creep can roll, man.

[johnydeltablues]

John Turtorro is a fuckin legend!!!!nobody fucks with the jesus!!!!!

[martinquevedo10]

- epic donny's face - 1.19

[MrHolyjesusjuice]

how do i post this on someone youtube page,

this dude reckons that jesus never lived i want to prove him wrong:)

[mucknfold]

Why cant I find the scene when Jesus is polishing the bowling ball, msg me if you know where I can view it. Hilarious!

[TheDiecrazy3]

Cooool. best film ever.!!!

Get we a piece of shit?????? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas!!!!!!!

[l0killo27]

alguien me podria decir quien canta esta cancion gracias

[Rodrigusificacionn]

@l0killo27 La canción es "Hotel California" versionada por los "Gypsy Kings". Disfrútala

[SilviaNacht]

ehi, anyone knows a similar scene? sort of "epic comedy" where an ordinary man is depicted like an hero in a hilarious way?? plllease

[condamns]

i see you roll your way into the semis. dios mio, man.

[machetero1]

I absolutely love this scene and i love you for uploading... but that has got to be the shittiest 720p I've ever seen. lol

[Gunntros]

@machetero1 ha, yeah don't know what happened with that, on my other vids there were no problems getting 720, I guess it didn't work for some reason.

[seanymo]

jackie treehorn treats objects like women man!

[joefreeman856]

Only Coen brothers can make a scene like this.

[CokiHN]

name of the song?

[Wizdome1]

7 Jackie Treehorns disliked this!!!

[EightThoughts]

7 Mormons disliked this.

[hpotter4getbac]

i model myself after this man - Hey-sus !!!!!

i get in and out of jail pretty often

[Lorrer09]

Remeber ;;No one fucks withe the Jesus;;

Did you get it?

[mrwarped]

what is this day of rest shit?

[Unintelligenda]

720p and still looks like its filmed on a calculator...

[MrThePwnisher]

Por el camino del desierto...El viento me despeina!

Sube el aroma a colita, luna luna de nadie!

[Gunntros]

@MrThePwnisher maybe google translate is wrong but apparently you just said  "By way of the desert ... The wind my hair! Go up the scent of bum, moon no moon!"

[MrThePwnisher]

@Gunntros lol, those are the lyrics to Hotel California by the gipsy kings.

[MrThePwnisher]

@Gunntros lol, those are the lyrics to Hotel California by the gipsy kings.

[Mellevaelslide]

@Gunntros GK have made a sort of adaptation to the original lyrics.

[Salmo0on]

@Gunntros Yes, actually this version of hotel california is slightly different from the eagles one.

[MrThePwnisher]

@Gunntros Those are the lyrics to the song by gipsy kings.

[TobiasAKL]

@Gunntros that's the song's lyrics :P

[OTOWN2STOCKTOWN]

@Gunntros Google translator...Here´s another one: On a dark desert highway,

cool wind in my hair

warm smell of colitas

rising up through the air.

[JesusYeso]

@Gunntros Actually, Google Translate has no idea of Spanish. That's the Spanish version of Hotel California by the Gipsy Kings, it says: I'm on the desert road, the wind blows in my hair, the smell of colitas rising up through the air. Moon, nobody's moon!

[keena4588]

@Gunntros Google translate doesn't know jack. This version isn't a word-for-word translation of the Eagle's version, and the Eagles actually say "colitas"—no reference to a bum.

[josemojinero]

@Gunntros It's wrong, the correct translation I guess it's: By the way of the desert, the wind mess me... Go up the odour of colita, moon, nobody's moon...

PD: I'm spanish, I talk a little of english jejeje

[loko5555]

"colita" means womens hair.The word "way" to translate "camino" doesnt apply in this case,the word is road ("camino" means way or road).The "moon no moon" must be a translator error.It means: "In the road of the desert the wind mess up my hair, goes up the smell of women hair ,nobodys moon.Now as always an explination is needed: the guy is ovbiusly in a car so he feels the wind on hes hair (going fast) in the middle of the desert, he can smell some women and he can see the moon that nobody owns.

[pitdroidtech]

@loko5555 It's the firt two lines to "Hotel California" in spanish, the song playing in the video (originally by The Eagles and in English)

[loko5555]

@pitdroidtech yeah well i made a translation of the original there, still i read the eagles lirycs (after reading your comment, cuz i hate the fucking eagles :) ) , so it says ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY , the desert of the original is not dark, COOL WIND IN MY HAIR , in the original the wind is not cool, just mess up he's hair. Now the "colitas" term could be the plant, but also means womens hair in spanish, so is an open interpretation there.

[pitdroidtech]

@loko5555 yeah no you are right about the hair bit. I always just assumed it was a plant my bad.

[pitdroidtech]

@Gunntros hahah, Google Translate translated Colita to Bum hahaha (Colita is a plant). From Hotel California "On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air"

[pitdroidtech]

@pitdroidtech hmm, Colita actuall means womans hair, which just explains something for me about the song Hotel California lol.  After 35 odd years of mis-understanding that lyric!

[varorap1]

@MrThePwnisher Cual es la canción?

[MrThePwnisher]

@varorap1 Hotel California by The Gipsy Kings.

[Rodrigusificacionn]

@varorap1 "Hotel California" versionada por los "Gypsy kings". Disfrútala

[G0llum3000]

The description is wrong. He didn't play Jesus, he played THE Jesus.

[welzm42]

2 people fucked with the jesus

[Aradian6]

8 yr olds, dude...

[pearman02]

@Aradian6 hahahahahaha

[InhumanMastermind34]

2 people fucked with the jesus.

[75edainsworth]

if you pull a piece out in front of him he's going take it away... stick it up you're ass...and pull the trigger until it goes..CLICK

[75edainsworth]

fucking pederass dude

[CuttyP123]

I love this scene's directing :)

[tlv156]

john goodman's facial expression is fucking priceless. lmfao!!

[kookiemoster1]

Best fucken movie ever!!!! Man!

[hatchman213]

Chinaman isn't the preferred nomenclature dude

[MultiBananapoop]

wow, that is a disgusting human being

[thirtysilver]

That creep can roll.

[MyGentleCock]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[OmarAlQaseer]

1 Person sure as shit doesn't fucking roll on Shabbos. Or ever.

[solorgana]

I love it when Jesus sends the kiss and Donny does that blink/flinch as if the kiss actually hit him. Hilarious!

[92Sevv]

1 person can't bowl

[cheyanqui]

So if this was playing in the cab, would The Dude have abided?

[chocoboasylum]

Eight year olds, dude...

[sharkera]

The song is "HOTEL CALIFONIA (GYPSY KINGS)

Great song for a great moment!!!!

[spiralbluesun]

@aiostiloquendo98 I believe it is a spanish variation of Hotel California

[mckown69]

jesus should have had a bigger part in this film



[saamso]

One of my favorite movie scene!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobshugah]

0 Dislikes is fuckin' right!

[Gunntros]

@bobshugah lol true that

[Gunntros]

@Gunntros sadly it is true no longer :(

[WeedheadxD]

@Gunntros Yah, well, you know, that's just like... their opinion, man! ;D

Goddamn, this scene is so awesome (as the whole movie is)!

[crazymiha]

@bobshugah Do you know why are there 0 dislikes? Because nobody fucks with the Jesus:

[Islingtonians]

"That creep can fucking ROLL!" HAHAHAHA

[jackwagon257]

shut the fuck up donnie

[DrumCorpFan]

can u post the scene where he says " stay the fuck away from my lady friend!"

[Gunntros]

@DrumCorpFan yeah i can do that

[darthkantus]

@Gunntros man u have to make a best of Jesus Quintana.. his great moments in just one clip.. what do u say?

[Gunntros]

@darthkantus Sure i'll try to make it within a day or two, thanks

[Gunntros]

@darthkantus crap, youtube blocked it on copyright basis, i can try to edit it to work but if not sorry :(

[Gunntros]

@darthkantus ok i got the clip working - its in this video or on my channel

[darthkantus]

@Gunntros thanks dude.. u rock.. keep up the good work

[305chucko]

CLASSIC!! MY fav movie of all time

[Gunntros]

@VerbalizedPhrases thanks, of course it had to have been his desire to do "stuff" to children, because "NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!"---but really thanks :)

[metallromantik]

A great scene - but what I say - the film is not for nothing cult!

[nalbrec2]

Whats the name of the music ?

[Gunntros]

@nalbrec2 the highest rated comment has it

[nalbrec2]

@Gunntros Thanks man. Cant believe I missed that

[Gunntros]

@nalbrec2 lol no problem

[rabbitfnord]

@nalbrec2 gypsy kings hotel- california

[alexdamborsky]

@nalbrec2 hotel california-spanish mix by gipsy kings

[spartan9301]

8 Year Olds Dude

[Gunntros]

@spartan9301 Whats a pederast?

[MaxN91]

@Gunntros

pederast = pedophile

pederast is just and old fashioned form i guess

[Gunntros]

@MaxN91 yeah i know its a line that donny said after walter said "8 Year Olds Dude"... although outside this movie i've never heard it said so your probably right,...

[RushingTouchdown]

@spartan9301

lol

[spcog456]

@spartan9301 its 8 year olds do because he is a pedophile and he says nobody fucks with the jesus. since hes a pedophile 8 year-olds do

[axeNstax]

not on the rug man

[Gunntros]

@axeNstax That rug really tied the room together.

[AnieWieder]

..and it's Turturro not Turtorro (what the hell?)

[Gunntros]

@AnieWieder thanks for the tip on his name, i fixed it, but really i was just spelling his name the way i thought it was spelt.... also don't correct me on grammar when i'm commenting on youtube, its not an essay, a research paper, or a book(so really "What the Hell")------- I don't mean to sound like a jerk, its just annoying for someone to do that on a comment. thanks

[Lord2Altair]

Can anyone give me the name of the song used here? I would really appreciate it.

[itsMrBen94]

@Lord2Altair Hotel California by the Gypsy Kings the original is by the eagles but i fucking hate the eagles man.

[Gunntros]

@itsMrBen94 your right about the song... and you should really get out of his f----- cab, Dude

[AnieWieder]

@Gunntros that's "you're"

[edschin]

@itsMrBen94 Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

[ShadowDrazhar]

one of the best scene's on Big Lebowski!