Top 10 tips: How To Be A Londoner (SITC 2010)

[ande8093]

linkin park on the wall, games on the shelve and youtube - not FB - up on the laptop... see that's awesome! :D

[QuickmanFan]

She said Cor Blimey! Yangus from Dragon Quest VIII says that :DDD

[Freiheit62442]

@IBrandedHater If you don't like what she has to say then don't watch her videos. Watching a video you don't like and leaving BS comments about someone you don't even know is just pathetic.

[CandiedBlanks]

The way you say "byyyyyyyee" is so cute! *gives you a stalker smile* xD

[ThePixelEnemy]

Everyone get your umbrellas, cuz its raining cold hard FACTS up in here

[markonlife]

Nice one. It's funny how every rude comment is clearly from people who have no concept of irony.

Tip: If you watched this, and thought it was a serious list of advise, that means you.

[strawberryelric]

XD hahaha, wow, honestly I couldn't help laughing, best tips ever. rofl.

[Ninja1assasin]

lol loved it when you said "number sevennnnn" lol xD really funny :)

[QwKxStudios]

:D I know this video was ages ago... But in visiting London on Friday and saturday :D I'm from Sheffield so I'll be sure to use the tips...

p.s I like tea....

[nammmig]

vegetarians arent welcome?

pretty sure its becoming more and more popular and you clearly arent a londoner cos londoners are hot and you aint..

[icklenellierose]

@nammmig mate, it's a JOKE about the fact that most of the traditional London meals have MEAT or FISH in them, thus there aren't many options for vegetarians.

Oh and i LOVE that the only way you can think to insult me is by saying i'm unattractive. What a wonderful non -superficial person you are!

[barronzaren]

@nammmig I beg to differ, not saying what on...

[M4rRi0tT]

Wow some people really don't understand her humour, retards don't know what sarcasm is or when she's making a joke

[50thsaber]

haha im from the future you get some bug thing and cant gooo, to bad huh maybe next time :D nice video

[BlueRimmedGlasses]

i'm from australia.

[ryan1000011]

I'm from the north so yeah

NORTH RULES!!!!!!!

[MrBowlstar]

I'm a Londoner too. and what you said is completely true :)

[xxSnotty97xx]

fish and chips nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[BeforeIforgot]

You should check out TomSka's videos espicelly 'TomSka's Day out' and the sequels

[hearNyou]

Number 3 iz TRUE !!!

[MissShayLynakins]

This was HILARIOUS! :D I want to go to London SO bad! If I ever get the chance, I will have to completely memorize the rules of this video! :)

[vins1979]

Ahahahahuauahahauiiuahauaih!!! You've made my day! We hate you all, we only want your money! Learn the cockney accent... Drink only tea no matter how hot is outside... And eat only bangers and mash!!! That was really really funny. And people who didn't get it... well, obviously they're not from London! ;)

[ahamdaqil227]

Where were you on 29th July? LOL

[ohhrichie]

i dont drink tea, lies

[XceLHD]

oh yeah and london all da way

[XceLHD]

well da last bit was a fail

[superclarinetkid]

i just realised why im laughing so much... this is even funnier if you are FROM london :)

[superclarinetkid]

:) Londoners hate tourists... we just want your money..and then we want you to go away.

love it.

[mreeemmm0912]

*of

[mreeemmm0912]

Love it!!!! xD I won't listen to any if your advice but still love it (Y) xD

[pyhunter101]

snob

[IBrandedHater]

What a boring pointless video that does nothing but remind me what a complete bunch of idiots these people are. Shes ugly and has the charisma of a tool!

[icklenellierose]

@IBrandedHater Is the tool a hammer because i'm hard-hitting and will smash your thumb off for being so rude?

"these people"? do you mean youtubers who are willing to put themselves out on the internet knowing that they will get haters, but still go for it anyway because they enjoy creating videos?

aaalllllsooo love how you call me ugly but have no photos of yourself up on here.

Go find a bridge to annoy some goats from you troll.

[IBrandedHater]

@icklenellierose How amusing of u to dissect my 3 lines with such plain logical thought and humor. 'go find 3 goats'!? What a sorry excuse of wit u really prove urself to posses!

Ur beliefs and ethics are a growing cancer to the internet! Now do the noble thing and close ur channel because I know and u know that nobody cares what u have to say. Ur gross face will not be missed. So don't kill urself to quickly now.. u have to suffer first.

[icklenellierose]

@IBrandedHater LMAO. I really don't give a crap about what you think :]

[betterunknown]

@icklenellierose don't worry about IBrandedHater and people like them. I enjoy watching your videos!

[EnozWS]

@icklenellierose haha next time I come in London, I'll come to see ya !

(I'm French ) :p

Too bad I didn't see your videos before :/

[zero9112]

@IBrandedHater If you are going criticize somebody, the least you can do is spell correctly.

[pipapatrick131996]

@IBrandedHater I care what she has too say. she is funny so shut the fuck up and die.

[johncarter166]

@IBrandedHater

I love your spelling, it is your, you or you're, not 'ur' you just make yourself look like a fucking idiot. Learn to spell then come rant about her video you ignorant stereotyping douche bag.

[SanchezYT1990]

@IBrandedHater Ugly? LOL! Obviously you need glasses :P

[GatorGarbage]

@IBrandedHater You're the tool mate, a garden one. A hoe.

[eellss33]

@IBrandedHater you must be a tourist...I hate tourists.

[TheNightWriter101]

Sexy body...dumbass attitude... 'shrimp on the barby is aussie, not cockney....the number 1 tip for blending in in London is WEAR BLACK, everyone in London wears black at all times especially black coats, if they don't wear black, then chances are they ARE black.

[icklenellierose]

@TheNightWriter101 It's SUPPOSED to be an aussie accent. it's a JOKE. Dick Van Dyke style.

[TheNightWriter101]

@icklenellierose OK baby I forgive you THIS time :)

[ThatsMrFrank]

@icklenellierose why does noone get your humour? :( I just discovered your videos and you have a very dry, abstract humour that in the comments these people arent....British enough to understand :P

[Ir0nIsland]

HELLO! I went to Hyde Park on Saturday.. I think I may of seen you..

[icklenellierose]

@Ir0nIsland i'm very sorry but that wouldn't have been me! I was in bed at home, sick :[

[Ir0nIsland]

@icklenellierose oh poo :(

[JinxieMinx]

@Ir0nIsland I was there Saturday ^-^

[Joshua112321]

ok i'm from south east London and we mostly drink Coke or something really unknown like... Super-malt I Guess.... and we eat chicken and chips not fish and chips.... but ur right about the cockney thing lol

[icklenellierose]

@Joshua112321 it's supposed to be me taking the mic out of London/British stereotypes, telling people to either act like a proper tourist or a complete stereotype that doesn't really exist anymore, thus making them look more like a tourist. I do eat more than just tea and fish and chips...! haha

[Joshua112321]

@icklenellierose lol but the cockney things true and its pretty hard for an american person to mimic a cockney accent (for example) so trhere sorta screwed anyways :L

[icklenellierose]

@Joshua112321 yeah precisely! Tourists are so bad at cockney accents that I want them to attempt them for my amusement ;]

[Joshua112321]

@icklenellierose so ill see u at SITC?

[ShadowlostArts]

Great video and so true HA HA coming from one Londoner to another, I hope to see there at the gathering icklenellierose.

[princeword]

I will be there. Now where's my khaki shirt and shorts? ha ha

It'll be good to meet everybody!!!

cheers

[icklenellierose]

@princeword haha! just don't wear orange - as soon as we see orange in London we're like "ooo tour group!" haha

see you there!

[Boltzy8686]

wierd ending deserves a "like" :P

[kennethcl]

crap I allready made plans to go surfing why did you wait so long to say anything????

why the f* are these things never in my country or on a nice beach??

[WillThePlank]

Hah this amuses me! See you there I guess :P

[LiamRproductions]

I will keep this in mind!

[sammy789987]

I wish I could go! I wanted to meet you...you are so hot!

[MercilessPanda]

"Sigh" Sometimes I wish I were English.... Or even European. Then I could go.......

[8Bwv]

When shes not making videos she gettin fucked!

[icklenellierose]

@8Bwv shut up you hormonal sexist idiot. Get a life. Do not comment on any videos unless you have something constructive and interesting to say.

[GANGSTAGRUNT117]

@8Bwv what the fucks wrong with you that's fucked up

[InfinityPlusEight]

I'm coming, from Switzerland, I'll be the annoying tourist :D

[icklenellierose]

@InfinityPlusEight whoop!

[JonnoJonnerz]

Yay, go checking calendars! :D

OH! Was it you have bashed into me by the London eye last year? I'm so sorry, I just wanted a picture of the London eye :'(

HOW DARE YOU! - that okay? :)

Do you do Number six?

I am coming to the Gathering :)

[icklenellierose]

@JonnoJonnerz wooo!

[smileymagicbeth09]

I'm coming, just booked my train tickets and the hostel :)

[icklenellierose]

@smileymagicbeth09 yaaaaaay!

[GrantWoodUK]

Sing Justin Bieber Songs outloud so everyone knows you know the words to justin beiber, just like the umbrella...It's just well funny

[T3nonexpert]

Hawaii is also a famous spot for annoying tourists. :D

[RamboPanda1]

CARRY A KNIFE. . . . .LOL

[Masterincommander]

@RamboPanda1 yeah, that should be #1 your not safe if you do not carry a knife or a sharp object..

[icklenellierose]

@RamboPanda1 i think I might do some more tips....and steal that one! haha!

[RamboPanda1]

@icklenellierose shout out plz :P

[icklenellierose]

@RamboPanda1 totally...! haha

[camajsterek]

So how come you haven't been to Edinburgh yet?

[icklenellierose]

@camajsterek Ahh but I HAVE been there. Many many times. London is better because I live here.

[camajsterek]

@icklenellierose Yet I live in Edinburgh give or take 16 miles. And you only have to attack the tourists who get in your way twice a year, festival and new years. When I went to London I wanted to kill everyone else on the pavement and most on the roads.

[JonnoJonnerz]

@camajsterek London is just better than Edinburgh. No contest.

[camajsterek]

@JonnoJonnerz Let me numerate the ways Edinburgh it better. 1)Castle 2)The gun that scares the crap out of tourists 3)You can see greenery from just about anywhere 4)You can see the sky 5)There is an adequate number of pedestrian crossings (This really pissed me off whilst I was in London) 6)You can walk down the street fine most of the time without idiots getting in your way 7)We have the Fringe 8)Hogmany 9)Forth Rail Bridge (yes, it's better than Tower Bridge) I've ran out of characters :(

[icklenellierose]

@camajsterek I say they're equal really but: 1) Tower of London 2) Parliament 3) Underground 4) Cheaper buses 5) More than ONE theatre 6) All the bands play here so we don't have to travel to Glasgow all the time 7) The Thames 8) The huge amount of green spaces in town. 9) More than ONE Nando's 10) You don't have to travel VIA London when you go on holiday. 11) There are more than 4 main streets in the centre of town. It's HUGE.

[camajsterek]

@icklenellierose

We have Parliament as well. And ours looks cooler (by which I mean more stupid). We don't get stabbed on the underground. Yeah, our buses suck. I can think of 4 large theatres of the top of my head (Playhouse, Kings, Festival and the one that I can picture in my head next to one of the TWO Nando's whose name I currently forget). We have TWO Nando's! If you go to the right places in Edinburgh you can't see the city for the green. Turnhouse serves America as well.

[camajsterek]

@icklenellierose Also, wrt the Thames. The Firth of Forth is significantly bigger ;)

[MysticalMuffinDude]

where abouts in london is the youtube gathering?

[icklenellierose]

@MysticalMuffinDude All the details are on the facebook page. I will pop a link to the official video in the description as well!