The Most Amazing Video Ever!

[12cokacola]

why would you film this and why am i watching??? lol :D

[blazingdragonshock]

thats funny but retarded



[TheJurassickid]

he or she is funny

[SmileyFace1958]

omg i dint see it da first time but i watched it again and WOAH!

[fishthumbs]

Go on my Son !!!

[Merchendize]

O.O!?

[EnvironMentalVidz]

LOL

well at least they will contribute towards increasing in population! Rhinos need a population boom right now! lol..uhm...thanks for sharing...?

[aieerick]

Rhino have a nice ass!!

[SafetyChris]

443,000 views eh?

obviously not such a niche market!

[11jcarter]

(NO HOMO) DA rhinos dick is fuckin collosall

[bunnislave]

Wow that thing is huge.

[LeopardGexko]

pETERMALLAM Shut the fuck up your not funny okay ?

[petermallam]

haaaaa hahaha

[theverticalgiraffe]

so thats how babies are made!

[utube847]

They Were A Bit 'Horny' :L

[petermallam]

You deserve a big award for that joke. Comedy genius.

[petermallam]

Whaaaaatever... You love rhino cock. Admit it. You wish you had a rhinovagina just to feel it inside you... :P

[Davidovar34]

Sick people who watch this? Why do you upload this in the first place then? Hypocrite.

[petermallam]

Dear dear dear take a joke! Surely you can see it's a joke? No?

[Kambody]

lol wtf are you doing replying here then?

just stumbled upon at a Rhino Sex vid by accident?

hypocrite piece of shit!

[Davidovar34]

Doing the same as you.

[Kambody]

i didnt call the uploaders sick people

[petermallam]

I'm confused. Who's a hypocrite piece of shit?

[Mazza4Azza]

Wait a moment, to reply to his/her message, you must of searched this aswell, you sick sick boy. oh and before you say it, i didnt look it up, my friend gave me the link.

[chinkyjamma]

if u think its so sick,why r u searching for rhino sex??? do u have a bit of a wank over it?

[Davidovar34]

I wasn't searching for it :)

[NintendoWii93]

GET A ROOM!!!!!!!!!

[petermallam]

Rhinos live better in open spaces. Enclosing them in a zoo would only inhibit their sexual activity. I'm glad they're not in a room to be honest... :P

[secibxniggarican]

i'm horny now =]

[petermallam]

horny at the advert most likely posted by a man, or the rhinos? Either way I'm disappointed...

[JaguarSymbol]

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

[JReyes123]

im gonna wank off to this

[petermallam]

think of me while you do... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[JReyes123]

i shure will

[petermallam]

fucking wicked. Rhinos and me. Jackpot baybeeeee

[johncenafan44]

mark ecko day off

[petermallam]

sorry?

[steadfastcoward]

Did I favorite this? How the crap is it related to my only clip then?

No, it's really a dumb question. I don't care if you watch a 10 second clip or not. I'll post better later anyway and I had over 900 views without one anyway, and some opportunistic guy who spam subscribed me. Anyway, back to the rare beasts copulating already in progress.

[crazyman2323]

oh wait you're English...that explains it

[petermallam]

oh wait, your an american, self righteous and full of crap. Watching videos like this and then commenting on them, can YOU be any lamer?

[wonderfulsmell123]

PLZ STOP THE FIGHTING LOL

[steadfastcoward]

What does this argument have to do with the price of Britney Spears in China?

It's almost droll how contrived it's getting.

[xkled]

OMG quit witht he American bashin son lolz

[xkled]

OMG quit witht he American bashin son lolz

[petermallam]

I would say the same thing for crazyman2323...

[roryfitzpatric]

both of you stop fighting over what country someone lives in o mean u dont see too many cadadians doing that well mabye in southern alberta...

[petermallam]

I agree. Make rhino love, not war...

[crazyman2323]

it's not goin in...another dumb cunt talking. wow. posting rhino sex on youtube can you be any lamer?

[kidk6]

welll if itz lame why you click on it?

[steadfastcoward]

Only ONE stroke and it got nearly a year of reviews! Egad!

[nuttymatt1]

thats like the size of mine lol

[petermallam]

I very much doubt that.

[steadfastcoward]

You realize that I have an old bicycle and if I stroke it quickly it most certainly responds...

[icon1991]

maybe from this distance yes

[JustRANSOM]

lmao @ no its a bazooka

[petermallam]

Not sure, I'll do some research and let you know. :)

[aramian21]

These heavy weight animals are almost extinct. You filmed a great moment, Thanks. Do you know what happened next? Any Baby?

[petermallam]

In November, one of the Rhinos was Artificially Inseminated. It takes up to three months to know if it successful. If she gets pregnant it will be only the second time in the world that this will be achieved. So let's hope eh? :)

[steadfastcoward]

Either that or we have to find a blow-up rhino for the poor lad...

[gayguy1244]

lol maby

[GingerKidRyan]

look like Rosie Odonnell's sex tape LOL

[petermallam]

hahaha

[dynise23]

i no rite

[DmazzierTv]

@GingerKidRyan 

[jayblaze12]

That rhino has one big bazooka!

[petermallam]

No, that's a penis.

[ShadyShadow]

no its a bazooka

[TheJurassickid]

@jayblaze12 haha lol

[HaleylovesZac123]

I'm just kidding! That's TOTALLY natural.

[aliayaz19]

um that rhino has the biggest penis ive ever seen ! it was like a fucking WOW !

[MooNxPiG]

i dont even know why im watching this...

[petermallam]

Because you typed "Rhino Sex" in the search bar. Don't hide it from me, you rhino loving zoophiliac... :)

[StupidMovieinc]

lol

[iLozer]

I just searched exorist then i followed links and ended up here...... xD

[timmhg]

Cover your saint eyes asap!

[petermallam]

I don't know how you "pund an ol' button", but it sounds like fun.

[shawn0706]

man this is bullshit you can see all the rhino dick you want. but not a single rhino pussy thats just sexist lol

[petermallam]

hahaha as i remember it was like a wizard's sleeve...

[steadfastcoward]

How melodic!

[tigerlover86]

Hahaha, for sure something that we don't see everyday ^_^

[HaleylovesZac123]

WTF why the hell did you fucking tape a rhino while it was fucking it's bitch

[petermallam]

If you saw two rhinos fucking, you would have taken a video :P

And anyway, 53,000 people seem interested enough to look at it... lol

[LACHAiSE69]

because...do you need a good reason?...its rhinos fucking for gods sake

[Xtremist86]

Because you touch yourself at night

[cooliez66]

ahaha i feel srry for the bottem rhino!

he must been heavy!

wow rhinos have big cocks!

[delicious226]

0.0 that looked like me and my gf execpt wer not animals....or fat as a rino for that matter *i ment the stile*

[petermallam]

The Stile? and what the hell is a Rino? WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK

[delicious226]

r u fucking retarded?

[petermallam]

No. I can spell. Moron.

[hidanrocks5]

who cant gay wad

[petermallam]

Hahaha. A wad of gay. Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

[steadfastcoward]

It's obvious the rhino isn't a gay wad.

[abortbort]

as soon as you see 0.0 or o.0 you know it's some chinese guy. Chinese people always talk about their imaginary g/f's in poor english.

[robynxinxtoxdeep]

oh wow

[epinky2295]

a lot like dog sex

[atafmirza]

omfg!!! there fucking!

[petermallam]

congratulations.

[MusicalOrgasms]

I looked up rhino sex because of Dane Cook. x]

[quickstore]

Nice...

[jayson94a]

Funny if sperm came out thats a different thing like pornography or some nasty shit

[JetHawk]

Those Rhinos must really get a hard on!