Dane: Fricking God damn, What do you call that shiit, AJ?
AJ: Afghani, Kush Kryptonite.
Dane: Kryptonite! Killed Superman. And I'm just a man.
LOL
For those that don't partake in smoking weed, the 3 strains of weed AJ mentioned are the top three THC strains of pot. So the hybrid pot he was smoking was a strain of ALL those! LOL
Dane: Fricking God damn, What do you call that shiit, AJ?
AJ: Afghani, Kush Kryptonite.
Dane: Kryptonite! Killed Superman. And I'm just a man.
LOL
For those that don't partake in smoking weed. The 3 strains of weed AJ mentioned are the top three THC strains of pot. So the hybrid pot he was smoking was a strain of ALL those! LOL
@CrazyH88 Yeah. When somebody tells me they saw a movie the first question I want to ask them is not HOW the movie was....but WHO they watched the movie with.
Yeah. That's it. I'm the one who's not getting it I guess.
When hes in the Bathroom And all the people are pissing Is HILARIOUS! -- "Hey What you got going on there? . BOOM! i Want that In My FUCKING MOUTH !" -- Lmao!!!
This is not the same version of the movie we have here in stores in Iceland. It's not marked "unrated" or rated but it's a lot more vulgar and crude. Also scenes are a bit different and longer. Much funnier than this. Maybe this is the rated version?
yea its the rated version, i rented a diff version where he pisses in plants his glvoecomparent hads all the condons and the video person told me its the unrated 1 i was like hell the video i just wtahced was a lot funnier and obscene than this. This is still funy. On the wedding when hes sitting he yells it out instead of wispers if i remember correctly
this scene and the first date scene made the movie what it was. I could give a shit about the love parts and kate hudson
all about dane
PointlessComedy 2 days ago
@loganbramlet yeah
Nova6lack 1 week ago
.....srry i was distracted by his sexyness, did not even pay attention to the vid itself
Scenemusicnerd19 2 weeks ago
heres the set up by the friend.
kittycatclaws7 1 month ago
weddings...they get me hot and hard 8============D i want that in my fucking mouth hahahahaahaha dane cook...you to funny
loganbramlet 1 month ago
Just saw it today. A movie hasnt made me lauph like that for a while :P
VictorMartinez82 1 month ago
4:19 Eheh!
4:20 Hehehe!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Miister00 1 month ago
my hands are clean I washed them after I threw up LOL
L4Disillusion 1 month ago
IM DONTING IM DONTING!
L4Disillusion 1 month ago
@usernameofagod best song ever
usernameofagod 2 months ago
what the song called
usernameofagod 2 months ago
@usernameofagod when the man comes around ....johnny cash
sw2186 2 months ago
FOOOO!! They usually come in 2s and 3s FOOOOO!! FOOO!!!!
DaYungPhils3 2 months ago
4:40 "You by the way, look lovely. Just wanted to say hello to u..." :DDDDDDD
psndhrtx 3 months ago
4:53 - 5:03 is like the football players at my school.. GAY AS FUCK!
AlwaysBased3544 3 months ago
you know your a boss..when you go to a wedding and take the whole fucking fish
endingmemories 3 months ago
Extreme Wedding-Crashing
OfirBeck 4 months ago
'it's not gonna suck itself mama'..just epic!
reeStoned 4 months ago 2
when he walks down the isle, prolly one of the most badass scenes ever shot.
theillestkids 5 months ago
Dane has successfully created the most epic wedding ever~
AKGraphiX91 6 months ago
speed up to 4.03 to get to the funny part
tomhankslol 6 months ago
whats that song called?
alexmalanche 6 months ago
@alexmalanche When the man comes around
sw2186 6 months ago 3
Dane Cook isn't the best actor but he sold this so well. You could just tell by the expression on his face what he was about to do.
slimshady0297 6 months ago
I really think Dane Cook should have Replaced Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.He would have been better than Ashton Kutcher
tufDuffinchains 6 months ago 15
BOOOMM!!!! I want that in my fuckin mouth!!
QuincyUKMiller 6 months ago 2
He's so damn FINE!
pooksterbabii 7 months ago
whats the name of the song when they are running the "marathon"? pls someone tell me
donramon5000 7 months ago
1:25 Anyone else notice the Devil's horns on him?
AbsurdApple 8 months ago 2
@AbsurdApple yeah that and the darkness in his eyes make him look even scarier than the devil
mvman14 6 months ago
CMON ITS NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF MAMA!
mrboyface 8 months ago 2
My ex...Sarah....cunt....
MrSplitShots 8 months ago
I did the dirty Houdini. It mindfreak the girl out.
SGFROACH 8 months ago
Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
Charbizard 8 months ago
Dane, still love ya for taking my name lol
TotallyTank 8 months ago
What did dane say at 1:53 - 1:56 ?
dom1811 9 months ago
@dom1811 "come on white dress......this chicks seen more dick than you"
nowell024 8 months ago
Sorry...its the chicken. lol
thegoosebrain 9 months ago
what do u got going on,
BOOM!
well b4 i said this guy wasnt that funny but now i changed my mind
chaiya25 9 months ago
" I bet back in the day, you were one hot slice of fuck berry pie".... awkward silence..... you bet i was!
So... are we goinna do this or what?... *gasps* come one lady its not gonna suck itself!
1234567OMG1 9 months ago
"Fuckin goddamnit! What you call that shit AJ?" "Afgani kush kyrptonite." Hah!
Shadywolf09 9 months ago
and i ride the special kind of asshole bus haha
daftyslikk 9 months ago
Funniest thing I have seen in a while. I love Dane Cook! :D
1xxAlyxx2 9 months ago
Come on! Its not gonna suck itself, Momma!
thegoosebrain 9 months ago
Usually they come in two's and three's, so that's - PHYUH... PHYUH. Cocaine.. you know, gets me sneezing.
Pr3lude9 10 months ago
Kryptonite? Killed Superman. I'm just a man!
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Dane: Fricking God damn, What do you call that shiit, AJ?
AJ: Afghani, Kush Kryptonite.
Dane: Kryptonite! Killed Superman. And I'm just a man.
LOL
For those that don't partake in smoking weed, the 3 strains of weed AJ mentioned are the top three THC strains of pot. So the hybrid pot he was smoking was a strain of ALL those! LOL
thegoosebrain 10 months ago
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Dane: Fricking God damn, What do you call that shiit, AJ?
AJ: Afghani, Kush Kryptonite.
Dane: Kryptonite! Killed Superman. And I'm just a man.
LOL
For those that don't partake in smoking weed. The 3 strains of weed AJ mentioned are the top three THC strains of pot. So the hybrid pot he was smoking was a strain of ALL those! LOL
thegoosebrain 10 months ago
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thegoosebrain 10 months ago
LMFAO....I love him...
rearea919 10 months ago
what's the name of that johnny cash song?
chimairaman6 10 months ago
@chimairaman6 When the Man Comes Around
MrMas61 10 months ago
I'm don'ting! I'm don'ting! Soo Funny!
nigma21qi 10 months ago
whats that song it plays
MrClevidence 10 months ago
THE FISH PART IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
kristinastn 10 months ago
i bet back in the day you were one hot slice of fuck berry pie
MrQueef69 10 months ago
fhooo! haha got it they usually come in pairs of three fhoo! fhoo! lol priceless atheist sneeze
MADmudkip209 11 months ago
the look in his eyes when he's walking down the isle " its time to fuck shit up"
DkrAz3 11 months ago
you know your bad ass when you just light up when your walking down a wedding isle fuckin great movie
DkrAz3 11 months ago
the funniest scene ever. lead vagina...
jclimiejr 11 months ago
C'mon its not gonna suck it self mommmaa!!!!!! LMFAO.
HillTOP905 11 months ago
C'mon momma its not gonna Suck it seelff!!!!!
HillTOP905 11 months ago
it's like lifting a coffin...lol!
19tin76 11 months ago
Yeah, I can talk... Havaaa ba fucking haaaa
alexisracecar 11 months ago
when johnny cash starts to play its amazing
Scott9740 1 year ago 21
i ride the special kind of asshole bus to school lol!!!!!
monkynutzuk 1 year ago 3
may i have this dance?...no? im sorry everybody im sorry...ill clean that up. its the chicken. eveyone the bride and groom! XD
dane cook always knows!
RockmanAxl2 1 year ago
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Thanks!
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Danceshadow1 1 year ago
"and the priest says man i'd really love to screw this kid"
"and the rabbi says out of what?"
LOL
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LilEdrftgify 1 year ago
lol he sneezes like the atheist in vicious circle 4:23
jez318 1 year ago
whats the name of the johnny cash song?
tigre562 1 year ago
@tigre562
"The Man Comes Around"
TheSpleenification 1 year ago
haha he did the atheist sneeze!!
horseloverx88 1 year ago 35
@horseloverx88 i know i was thinking the same thing when i watched it last weekend!
nittanylions21 10 months ago
@horseloverx88 XD
MidnightGrunt 5 months ago
"lol cmon its not gonna suck ittself mama!!!" lmfao!!!
bashysad 1 year ago
Doe's anyone knows the name of the first dance's song in 3:46?
Danceshadow1 1 year ago
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@Danceshadow1 etta james - at last
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@Danceshadow1 Etta James - At last
maximelandini 1 year ago
@Danceshadow1 The song is by Etta James its called At Last
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@Danceshadow1 The song is by Etta James its called At Last
etonne619 1 year ago
From 0:25 to 1:42 - the ultimate Johnny Cash homage. The Man In Black - you are NOT forgotten Johnny....WE remember you!!!
HIghBlutdruck 1 year ago 3
"cryptonite" killied super man, im just a man... Lmfao hahaahahahaha fukin dane!!!
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SHIRELYQUESINB 1 year ago
"I just wanted to say a hello to you"
artemisdad 1 year ago
What is the song 6:30 ???
przemek2906 1 year ago
cool :D
blasior 1 year ago
Dane Cock lol
soureen21 1 year ago
Bathroom scene is the best!
plyboy101 1 year ago
white dress!! Chicks seen more dick then this guy....Redonkulous! The unrated version is ALOT better
HuckeysWorld 1 year ago
it killed superman...im only a man lol
johnny33ish 1 year ago
so.. LaBronx12, Let me get this straight... You want to be a total douche in front of people? Its only funny in the movie you tard...
Sherziegirl 1 year ago
afghani kush krytonite ..hahaha
josemania81 1 year ago
haha johnny cash always wore all black
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calhounjohn 1 year ago
he looks like batman:)
kabyb8 1 year ago
i'm going to get a black on black tux when i get married.
rocker4u123 1 year ago
epic slow mo walk light up his cigaret and then boom NR 1 when u watch the movie u odn;t expect it lol!
kennystew1 1 year ago
dirty Houdini...hysterical
burk13 1 year ago
90% of the scene is credited to mr johnny cash. rest of them are just amateurs
19dec1981 1 year ago
@19dec1981
BEHOLDtheGUNNER 1 year ago
killed superman......... im just a man
bamboneski 1 year ago
shit I wanna see the whole movie
blitzkreig40 1 year ago
I should of did this at my friends wedding
blitzkreig40 1 year ago
im don't-ing
bamboneski 1 year ago
i saw this for the first time about three weeks ago ...and i find myself wanting to see this scene alot....classicly hilarious
bamboneski 1 year ago
Dane Cook is THE wedding crasher.
IndubitableTrapezoid 1 year ago
come on it's not gonnasuck itself mama!!!!!!!! lmfao
junycheri 1 year ago
the rabbi says ...outta what???lmao
bamboneski 1 year ago
Epic Tanking!!! LOL
Boom I want that in my fucking mouth....
AlDarko 1 year ago
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AlDarko 1 year ago
4:58 - 5:04 best part xD
ilovejd13 1 year ago
4 ppl suck
DNAskate3 1 year ago
4:21 is hilarious
cosmokramer41 1 year ago
sooo funny
shinfield13 1 year ago
4:04 BLAM!
cosmokramer41 1 year ago
1:27 he looks like the devil
cosmokramer41 1 year ago
pls tell me the name of the song in the biggining
darthRaduLego 1 year ago
Johnny Cash - The man comes around song
lacko0112 1 year ago
" out of what?!... it's a visual thing..." hahahaha I'm going to use that one some day
LouiManuel 1 year ago
"one hot slice of fuck-berry pie"? WTH XD
lelouchlovergirl 1 year ago
@sw2186 hahaha yes
calliecatTV 1 year ago
The old lady that falls off the chair at 3:08 is my modeling instructor!
calliecatTV 1 year ago
Oh. Like liftin a coffin.....oh nana....got a lead vagina.......yeah i can talk.....hava....ba...fuckin haaaa.......
4:30 Hi how are ya?
Best lines...4:57...weddings...they get me hot and hard know what i'm sayin?
boom i want that fuckin thing in my mouth!!!
TheHockeyCentral 1 year ago 9
What do you got goin' on? BOOM! I want that in my fuckin' mouth! haha.....classic
Phatkattt 1 year ago
He's smokin hot coming into church lighting up, good god!!! Him explaining the Dirty Houdini to the kids......priceless...lmfaoooo
mswhite78 1 year ago
Number 6 that would suck at your wedding
amazinghumanoid 1 year ago
Does anyone know where there is this exact scene except where the EMBED hasn't been disabled???
t302m 1 year ago
I just watched this at my brother's for the second time. Well not with him, with his girlfriend.. but I love the number ten scene too.
CrazyH88 1 year ago
@CrazyH88 Nobody cares WHO you watched it with dude.
TheHockeyCentral 1 year ago
@TheHockeyCentral You don't speak for everyone, dickweed.
CrazyH88 1 year ago
@CrazyH88 Well if anybody cares about WHO you watched the movie with than they should really get a life.
TheHockeyCentral 1 year ago
@TheHockeyCentral Why wouldn't they have a life? Because they care to know who I watched it with? How did you come up with that one, gaylord?
CrazyH88 1 year ago
@CrazyH88 Yeah. When somebody tells me they saw a movie the first question I want to ask them is not HOW the movie was....but WHO they watched the movie with.
Yeah. That's it. I'm the one who's not getting it I guess.
TheHockeyCentral 1 year ago
@TheHockeyCentral Goddamn! You are getting so petty and worked up because I mentioned who I watched this particular movie with. Why is that?
CrazyH88 1 year ago
C MON , IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITS SELF MOMMA!
DanielNiculae21 1 year ago
love the number 10 lol. i always love that scene. itsnot gonna suck its self. lol
wildbillwill1 1 year ago
look at 1:25 it looks like he has devil horns love this part legendary
Psychoi69 1 year ago
"Fuckin' goddamn it, what you call that shit A.J.?"
"Afghanikush Kryptonite."
"Kryptonite, killed Superman, I'm just a man."
YouGarbage327 1 year ago
and i ride the special kind of asshole bus to school :)
WednezdayAddamz 1 year ago
his entrance is so fuckin awesome
Zwixon 1 year ago
come on....its not going to suck it self mama
crazyaksa 1 year ago
funniest movie ever !
XxXShebaMillyXxX 1 year ago
Redonkulous!
iluvsurfrchicks 1 year ago
I love this movie! I laughed so hard!
ismailova1992 1 year ago
Tank you are the man!
gothicwardog 1 year ago
the enterance is so awesome xD
WildxLemon 1 year ago
BOOM! I want that in my fuckin mouth! HAHAHAHAHA best part of the whole movie.
Veragor 1 year ago
@Veragor agreed!
XxXShebaMillyXxX 1 year ago
i love the fish part haha
xlittlexjay2 1 year ago
damn i want a suit like that
callujah 1 year ago
Dane cook=legend haha...........my cock+your pussy = good times hahaa
xFr3nZyx 1 year ago
Dane Cook is not and never has been funny.
cheese4nachos 1 year ago
Dane Cook's amazing :D
I love him ! C:
iLiekPantsWifKetchup 1 year ago
hahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahhaha
5:04 - 5:25
god fucking damn, what do you call that shit AJ!!! LOL
shoninzo 1 year ago
LMFAO ... From 4:22 - 5:03 ---
When hes in the Bathroom And all the people are pissing Is HILARIOUS! -- "Hey What you got going on there? . BOOM! i Want that In My FUCKING MOUTH !" -- Lmao!!!
tmbShaLo17 1 year ago 20
@tmbShaLo17 LOL yeah thats the best one hahaha
xMcNabx306x 1 year ago
whats the name of the song at 4:02?
cyrilwinston 1 year ago
At Last by Etta James.
densemacabre 1 year ago
what johnny cash song is that?!
kekeboy97 1 year ago
man comes around
petesut 1 year ago
@kekeboy97 "the man comes around"
mcoops89 1 year ago
oNE hOT sLICE fUCKBERRY pIE LOL
SanBarzesco 1 year ago
This is not the same version of the movie we have here in stores in Iceland. It's not marked "unrated" or rated but it's a lot more vulgar and crude. Also scenes are a bit different and longer. Much funnier than this. Maybe this is the rated version?
kartafla2 1 year ago 3
UNRATED FOR THE WIN! Haha.
ZZD75 1 year ago
yea its the rated version, i rented a diff version where he pisses in plants his glvoecomparent hads all the condons and the video person told me its the unrated 1 i was like hell the video i just wtahced was a lot funnier and obscene than this. This is still funy. On the wedding when hes sitting he yells it out instead of wispers if i remember correctly
bbestboy14 1 year ago
XD LMAO!!! took the fish!!! XD 4:50 lmao!!!!!! i cant stop laughing
centozo 1 year ago
@centozo omgosh, same! I was like "He did not!!"
crem2121 1 year ago
This is my Favourite scene through the whole movie.
IHATEMYBROTHER2 1 year ago
Unrated version is by far a lot better!! Still absolutely amazing though
sadler001 1 year ago
Funny as Hell!!....I still like the Unrated version better...there's a few more scenes that we're missing....Still--Awesome!!!
t3gt2000 1 year ago
0:38-1:42 my favorite part
is like" the devil inside .... let me show u"
SEHF77 1 year ago
rofl,"come on its not gonna suck itself momma"
and he takes the entire fish and walks off lol
DarkHeart135 2 years ago
i saw this film ... and ,....i adored it ! honestly one of the few films that ive been laughing so hard !!!
dane cook is amazinng, and so hot !!!
HILARIOUS FILM! I dont know why so many people hate it !!!!!
kknighteypics 2 years ago 4
good cunt!!!!!!!
GrgaCalic 2 years ago
C'mon is not gonna suck itself momma jajajaja so funny
napoleonst77 2 years ago 2
lol one of the funniest scenes of all time
RedDevileire 2 years ago
Hahahaha how can you hate on Dane Cook after this movie? Fucking hilarious
Amorisey2010 2 years ago 30
@Amorisey2010 Because he steals other comedians jokes.
But he is fuckin hilarious in this scene and in this movie.
TheHockeyCentral 1 year ago