Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry: Pasta Art

[ztron87]

ravioli is short and fat

[GligarTheWarrior]

million to one shot, doc.

[zigaholsk]

I love how he's making George's out of ravioli

[acedaface954]

@MrCantuesteban lol why ravioli though? where's the connection?

[robert1973ism]

hahahahahahahhaha we in Holland want Jerry and his friends BACK on Dutch television please!!!! man ... this is good, i laugh my balls off still after all these years whahaha

[BeanZx13]

They should make these i would buy

[courts7878]

"When did you do this?"

"Oh my spare time."

One of my favorite lines ever

[xptwillie]

In subsequent episodes, scenes filmed in Kramer's apartment have 4 pasta statues in the background. One is presumably Fusilli Jerry, one must be the unshown Ravioli George, third would be Macaroni Midler from "The Understudy," and the 4th never named.

[charger619c]

"bam! I stop short"

[HyphyMastah]

What is it?

[lambian]

it was a million to one shot doc.... million to one

[cajunclogging]

I made one! Its rockstar!

[punkrockxzz]

"i'll tell ya where i'd like to stick it"

[grumpytosnowwhite]

I know that ER docs hear the nuttiest things from patients with objects up their asses, but Frank's story must've been way up there: "yeah, I slipped and fell on a fusilli pasta model of my son's friend while fighting over what to name a male bra." ROTFL.

[smallvile1992]

I know a girl named, Cheyanne Fusilli

and she's silly

[PhilaFlyer85]

so where are you gonna stick this?

I'll tell you where I'd like to stick it

hahaha

[hitmanjoe0126]

I'm cosmo kramer the assman. hilarious

[soxsuck25]

I love Seinfeld.

[talzaiet]

why fusilli?

cause your silly

[Siegfreud]

He should have responded: "And the F-U..?"

[1016111]

ASSMAN!!!!!! amazing 1,000,000 to one shot doc. lol

[ratm1211]

haha when the doctor winks at them. Funny shit.

[orkavorn]

"In my spare time." lol

And then George's facial expression at 0:26 is ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!

[JMoneyG]

greatest episode ever

[Toolshed76]

This has to be one of the best Seinfeld episodes of all time, this one and the contest are probably my fav.

[Alwaystuned]

This is the Assman episode. Classic!

[chocolateblock789]

got any more of this episode?

[vandelay1029]

This might be my favorite seinfeld scene ever. It starts with Kramer sliding in holding fusilli jerry...they start talking about who could own an assman license plate, which morphs into discussion about proctologists. Every second of it is awesome :D

[Ben121974]

"Why fusilli?"

"Because you're silly!" LOL!!!

[phyramus7]

Jerry almost cracks up when Kramer answers. That's SO good.

[acedaface954]

@Ben121974 lolol yeah thats one of my favorite lines as well.

[acedaface954]

@Ben121974 lol you beat me to it!

[joescout]

I´m Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!!!!!!!!

[Godpuppet26]

i'm cosmo kramer, THE ASSMAN!!!!!!

i almost pissed myself the first time i heard cramer say that.

[neo718]

what the hek did they mean by the move???... swirl?.. are the talking about going down on a girl and using your tongue?... whats the deal???

[mistrbrwn]

yes, that's what they're talking about.

"Macaroni Midler!!!"

[reggyray]

dude, u just copyied my comment.

[gpghosts]

I would order a license plate that says ass man on it

[reggyray]

"im cosmo kramer, THE ASSMAN!"

[qwerty7546]

its a million to 1 chance doctor... lmao

[phillipaj]

you got that straight!

[icepick06]

ASS MAN

[BeatsonsGirl84]

"Why Fusilli?"

"Because you're silly".

That line kills me!

[pinkoton]

kramer kills me!!!