desk schmesk!

[ssmitu]

you are fucking too old for videos like that. that was embarrasing.

[boscobear33]

Cute, a little wacky,funny as hell and a touch of humility. Thought they didn`t make them like you anymore ?

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw gee, thanks!

[Karina061988]

hahaha!! i loveeee ity !! andd heck yea! ive soo made a hair necklace before XD uir too awesome chika :)

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw, *blush*.......you're smokin'!!!!!! <3

[FolkArtBS]

WOW you get to play golf AND have sex. Your so lucky.But isn`t it MEN who put it out??? Do you pay for the dinner?Ha

[artworkslive]

haha.....they're busy playing putt putt, while i'm doin' all the put put.....and btw, what's dinner? maybe i should write that into the contract?

[maninwhitedress]

WOWSERS!!!

[personalimagery]

great presentation. I love objects, very much. you have beautiful walls. :)

[LordTempist]

Everything is illusion. Objects are not real. They are merely images we conjure to amuse ourselves within the art of living.

[LordTempist]

I love honesty in a Magic Eight Ball. Most of them are liars. I think my Magic Eight Ball lies to me because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings. It has never once told me that I would have to "put out" on mini golf dates with my guy friends but it keeps happening to me. They tell me the new guy is always the ball washer and he has to "Tee Everyone Off". Can I get a ruling on this?

[artworkslive]

i think my ball should have a talk with your ball.....she'll get to the bottom of this. sounds like she's having a bad case of penis envy if ya ask me.

[LordTempist]

Whoa wait a minute! Who said anything about, well, you know, the P word!

[dl737]

Quite right. So much better than what's on your desk :)

[popebenadict16]

id rather see whats under that vest myself,we just dont have enough intercourse.xxx

[russbuss415]

you run a mighty tight ship there, baby :)

that power drill had me flinching like crazy!

[uke5417]

I want a play date at your work bench.

[artworkslive]

how does 3 pm. today sound? i'll bring the juice boxes, you bring the animal crackers!

[mctrmt]

Nice work bench! Or should I say, "work" bench?

[artworkslive]

ah, good point.....it's really more of a play bench. ; )

[Cataglyphis]

woah, you workbench looks totally how my workbench would look! if I had one.

btw: "Crackers! We forgot the crackers!" (said who? ;)

[artworkslive]

i'll bring the crackers if you remember the spinach dip! ; )

[IamNotTheMoon]

You lean so far forward when making a video that...well, WE know what's on your desk.

Honk. Honk.

[artworkslive]

unfortunately, it's really more of a 'beep beep' sound.....

[IamNotTheMoon]

Actually, when I wrote, "Honk Honk" above, I was squeezing my nose. I don't think there's A commonly used acronym for that yet. Unless it's hh?

Hey, could be worse. It could sound like that Office Depot button which goes "That was easy"

[UKISOCIETY]

I KNEW you were from around Chicago! So I have to go check Mt Prospect's police records, eh?

I loved Godzilla vs the Smog Monster as a kid, btw

[artworkslive]

i was really only breezing through, that is until the fuzz got me! ; )

[UKISOCIETY]

btw, the still for the thumbnail on this vid is hilarious!

[artworkslive]

HAHA.....yah, i kinda lucked out on that one, huh? i was kinda hopin' for 'zilla though!

[Wizjkahna]

I'll take you miniature golfing...where are my manners?

[artworkslive]

you caddie, i'll wash the balls!

[jasonmit]

......and that's what you'll show us.

[GrumpyCoyoteTunes]

I have that Hula card!!! UKISOCIETY sent that to me when I smashed my motorcycle last year.

Thanks Obsquatch for the glimpse into Baby's frugal and trendsetting world.

Love ya Babs.

[artworkslive]

woah, sorry to hear you smashed your bike! crank-EE!

luvz you too grumps!

[misspacman08]

Im so callin you Babs from now on. That is a wicked nickname!

[obsquatch]

That is one smart 8 ball. I'm going to shave your name into my chest hair.

[artworkslive]

well, i've already shaved your name somewhere, and believe you me, it was no easy task.....

[booya62056]

that looked more like a beard than a necklace! Wouldnt that be weird! lol Your awesome!

[artworkslive]

well, i am part italian, sooooooooooooooo.......

[tommy30507]

I did NOT see the INVISIBLE tape!!!!!!!

[artworkslive]

i'll bet you didn't see when i suspended myself under water, cut myself in half then emerged unharmed as a healthy spry young tiger either......MAGIC!

[tommy30507]

Well, actually...I did.....:-)

[ExactLeigh]

lol you're really creative and for some reason scout the abused kitty cracked me up so did the random cutout of fresh and moist lol

[artworkslive]

it's the silly cheap things in life that crack me up the most...... mostly cuz i can't afford the expensive funny things. <3

[LunaCow]

You set trends

I set fires :-)

[artworkslive]

i don't know why, but this truly made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!

*lights match and runs*

[berzerkeley]

I'm gonna try that hair as jewelry thing. Looks beardly. :-)

[artworkslive]

oh MAN! with your curly locks, you could TOTALLY turn some heads.......and you KNOW what kinda heads i'm talkin' 'bout!

btw mom, if you're reading this, it wasn't me that just said that.......

[carmadillotanzen]

Everything about you is excellent.

[artworkslive]

well, you are far more excellent-er!  <3

[tinySpectacle]

Your stuff is cooler than my stuff... except the hair neckless.

[artworkslive]

well, i'm sure your lint bracelets would put my follicle creations to shame......

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

Very cool stuff..lol

Love the neck tie

hahahaha

**Kisses**

[artworkslive]

thanks muchly! heh, it doubles as a scarf in winter too... ; )

[OhCurt]

Well there was that one time, but... wait, what kind of hair do you mean?

Erm. Never mind!

And what were you wanted for?

Did Godzilla file a complaint?

[artworkslive]

oh my! well, your secret's safe with me..... ; )

and let's just say i was 'wanted' for head butting LONG before kiefer sutherland made it popular! setter of trends. that's my job.....

[Slacktive]

I love the demonstrable nature of all your items.

Hair as a necklace? YES! I'd be happy with hair for a hat.

[artworkslive]

hair hat......now THAT's a good one, so much better than a dumb old wig! ; )

[proffmongo]

Deck schmesk.

Bench WENCH!!!!!

Godzilla!!!!!!

Necklace and hair?

I know of a joke about a penis as a necktie!  ~:^P 5 stars

[Slacktive]

Some men "dress left" Some "dress right"

It's OK to "dress up"

[proffmongo]

LOL!!

But if you dress up.... you just might poke an eye out!!!!!

[artworkslive]

that wouldn't involve pearls, would it?!!

[proffmongo]

Yes!

But only if you work hard for them.

Oh!

You mean the joke?

No.

The joke would be a good collab film.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,babysmith,

As interesting as the things ON your desk are,the story behind their inclusion / discovery would be another great video,don't you think?

[artworkslive]

one day, perhaps......i should probably do it before i forget where i got all this crap!

[DearestBecky]

I like the Hawaiian dancer lady. I thought that was neat.

[artworkslive]

my best friend got that for me (i think it's made by hallmark)  but i painted over the original card to make a night scene instead. ; )

[beatmover]

Trend setting; I'll huff to that.

[artworkslive]

grunt!

[achigurh]

my PO box is 112 and i haven't been getting my mail for some time now...and now i know why. thanks a lot

[artworkslive]

no worries, it's been nothing but junk mail, mate.....

[burtoncharlessmith]

So what were you busted for?

You got lots of cool stuff there!

[artworkslive]

i have a police officer friend who took that of me as sort of a parting gift when i rode along with him one night. i suppose i should've looked a little less happy and smudged my mascara or something.....

[krumbine]

I'm not allowed to keep my interesting things exposed on my desk. Maybe I'll do "Things in a Box in the Garage!"

YEAH.

[artworkslive]

yeah, and you could title it "expose your box!"

[krumbine]

DINOSAUR!!!! I finally found one :)

And that was the first ipod I ever had! I miss that red glow ....

[artworkslive]

yeah, but does YOUR dinosaur glow in the dark? i didn't think so..... ; )

[JimmerSD]

I like your desk so much more than mine. Oh and I'll take you golfing too! Same terms!

[artworkslive]

hole in one!

[deach69]

I'm going to get started on my hair necklace. You're so vanguardtastic!

[artworkslive]

necessity is the bastard child of invention......or something like that!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Funny randomness!

[artworkslive]

so much better than serious orderliness.....i'll take it! ; )

[AngloBaptist]

Benzo is right. Set that trend! Work it! Work it!

[artworkslive]

i have a line coming out this fall but not sure what to call it:

"hair today" or "curl up and dye."

[speedyconkiwi]

work it!!

(yeah that's as far as my comments go right after waking up.)

[artworkslive]

hey, thanks for the groggy comment!

[benzone50]

Baby, that is the most interesting work bench iv ever seen!

ha ha you are "the trend setter"-the hirsute necklace, nice! LOL!

[artworkslive]

you should see what's in my filing cabinet! ; )