Lindsay Lohan is my Dirty Secret

[Elefantdomi]

Awsome episode!

[SuperMichellemc]

Twilight is on tonight= shittest movie ever made

Ill get the pop corn

[usagill]

Go fuck yourself douche bag.

[iZishu]

i hate you

[RaquelleZ]

homo



[7footballfanatic7]

YOU READING THE COMMENTS NOW BITCH!!!

THOUGHT SO

[secondsunn]

1,537 people dislike this video because they were pissed off after discovering this video does not contain quality jack off material. LMFAO!

[drumboyDK]

i was suspecting something else when i pressed on this video... DISSAPOINTMENT >:C

[Ioannx]

yey phil saying his a douchebag!

[kidamous]

3 years ago I was a senior high school. I wouldnt say my life has gone how I wanted to, but Im content with it. Maybe even happy. Since then I took a year in college and a lot of happened in that year, not good stuff. Now Im getting an apartment and things are a ton better, which I would say Im happy about.

[sarahsoccergirl]

3 years ago I was in fifth grade and I had 2 best friends and I was shy and thin. But now I'm an eighth grader with a bunch of friends and I've become much friendlier and gained a bunch of weight

[gabriel160able]

Press 4 for Squirt.

[Mus1c15MyL1fe]

check out this track i wrote about the good ol classic lindsay lohan =)

/watch?v=X8_47EX9bb4

[veldross1]

I clicked on this just for the pair of knockers in the thumbnail.

[marielouvegas]

Please Send Me Your 6 Lotto Numbers From 1-49

Please Send Me Your 6 Lotto Numbers From 1-49

Please Send Me Your 6 Lotto Numbers From 1-49

[dfelixpt]

fag

[goodguysVSbadguys]

this guy is pretty funny... i can dig it

[Unanimous97]

@Trucidofy ... your fault for being a pervert and being too fucking stupid to look at the name of the uploader. don't blame him.

[niggarify]

fuk off u fag

[HardcoreHDGamer]

Your voice annoys me, why I watch this? I didnt, I clicked it and thought, oh its this prick again, that sounds like his nose is messed up and hes speaking through his ass.

xD

[OohShiii]

11,627th comment biatch! ;)

[89riki54]

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[Leramy13]

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[Leramy13]

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[sti8u]

F I R S T ! @#^%&$%^#$^&%^&$%^& <---------------

[Kittynaruto18]

almost first

[kelticreserve]

btw lindsay is banging n was kinda like the first red head of her time im pretty sure coz i got a big thing for red heads hahaha

[kelticreserve]

5 yrs ago life was less ugly n more appealing... today age 22 my friends are still stoners n sheep with no go ahead in life still gang banging, my family are all over the shop as my parents moved over seas, so no real home life, theres no school so I can sleep in but then whose going to pay the billzZz. On a good note i can fight like in ufc, fuck like a pornstar and have financial control over my life :D so all up knowledge changes every thing in my opinion.

[icepickero]

five years ago a wiredo...

[schoolismessed1]

Five years ago my friends weren't such douches

[IwannaBeNudge]

QOTD: Five years ago I still had a best friend. my both grandpas were still alive and my parents hadn't broken up. Yeah five years ago my live didn't suck.

[christxstar]

/watch?v=XDYR0hoRNfI

[jjmiller96]

i wonder how much crack this guy sniffs before each segments cause his eyes were fucking popping out like every 4 fucking seconds and yes i would bang the shit out of lindsay lohan and brag to my friends about it soooo enjoy ur coke

[EmmettSilentNuke]

I would do Lindsay in the pink shirt pic ._. so._. Hard._.

[k3nu0t]

put the title "Philly D watever" so next time when someone wanna see Linsay Lohan they don't end up watching a dude gossiping shiet about a girl.

[yourallstoopid]

god just shut up annoying ass iwant linsay

[rrigon]

shut.up

[phanteon198]

november whatever...

i was a curious online person 1 month later i was a fag 5 month later i made my first RPG account. 5 days later i quit and go back to youtube 5 months later FIRST YOUTUBE TROLL!!! I had so much fun provoking him :D i made fun of him how you could not hurt me and i mad him really really mad... he quit. :D then stuff happened and i became a douche and here i am :D

[kreten1111]

dip shit hHhHhhhahahah

[gbinct]

I hit the back arrow as soon as this dip shit started talking.

[JPowell23lol]

wow WTF is the point in this

[cutecandyflosses222]

hi world! :)

[Jadaman1978]

I'd do Lindsey too then I'd sneak off with her coke while she's passed out face down ass up with a bald spot on the back of her head

[garshogal]

Whoa... you have no hair

[fuck40023195]

 I LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN WITH DRUGS OR WITHOUT THEM

[Kaylamazing16]

Whoa. Whas with the hate? If you dont like his videos, then do yourself a favor and get the fuck off it. Kcoolthnx.(:

[thief100692]

u sick man u sick.........

[BlondeOnBlonde506]

what is this shit?????

[ginamarie4322]

you went off topic like 5 times ?

[morganandashleyshow]

you talk fast. its annoying.

[ringgasket]

bullshitttt!!!

[9393andersson]

hahahahaha...your funny :D

[ClanCDRChannel]

u Srsly have friends? :S well, they have to be tired of ur BLAH BLAH BLAH

[Vipu88]

fag

[206gtiguy]

ass holee

[TheDtgirl]

blahh blahh blahh thats all i heard

[aquama444]

1st

[tiktok360]

u really need 2 get a life just cos ur a faggot wiv a camera takin the piss out of celebs... and lindsay lohan is my heroine and i love her 2 bitts all she needs to do is pull herself together..... and 2 be honest wiv u the end luks like urself so i dont know y ur takin the piss out of celebs!! >:-O

[Ipwnu2death268]

@tiktok360 would you walk into someone's job and tell them to get a life? on 'cause it would make you look like a moron;well this is his job so quit while you can dumbass

[tiktok360]

well actually @Ipwnu2death268 i would and this is my opinion and all i said was not 2 take the piss out of celebs cos lindsay lohan may not be great but atleast shes not a lowlife so really dont be a dick!!!

[Domnage34]

SHUT YOU ASS-MOUTH MONKEY.

u're still a faggot with camera, and u're paying 4 it

[AIJos1]

you're ugly

[ZThePocahontas]

i was a believer 5 years ago..

[jave042]

Phil is going to pay for what he has done. fuck Phil

[jave042]

screw Phil De Fuckstick, You will go down, and hard. And everyone will be laughing.

[pink7741]

@jave042 wtf is that coment for...

[mintman14]

think your bin need's emptying 

[eaglecousin2]

i think its crazy o'clock! oh shit it is!!

[vondy1234mark]

your voice is like chocolate candy to my ears phil

[125land]

2 days ago i saw lindsay in my dream and i was pressing her boobs ! =D >>>my dirty secret

[ddbbzz]

fugly



[alfiedgreat1964]

BORING !!!

zzz zzz ZZ zzz

[Cupid101able]

Yo dude your dirty secret !

why did hell are you telling us ..keep it to yourself its your dirty secret.

[phantomxcfl]

That IS a pretty dirty secret; just not as dirty as my browsing history.

[Spagittified]

@phantomxcfl To much Gay, underaged, incest induced porn filled to the brim with guilt, shit and some other masicistic pleasures can do that...

NAO GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH! >:3

*whips a whip*

actually if my delusions are correct you'd like that...

NO MY MIND!!! IT HURTS!!!!

NO DADDY! NOT THE IRON!

this explains everything and nothing...

*walks away in a daze*

[WildBassfly]

hmm that was nice . . . not sure about funny - but it made for some slightly entertaining viewing

[GirlWithSecrets1]

I think your HOTT!!!

[nepatriotsfl]

Fuck all them I have been watching your videos for the past year and there awesome dude

[jackiejust08]

funny but have a sense.....

[jackiejust08]

nice.....funny but still have a sense....

[KungLlao]

jennifer love huge tits?



[keisukemoty]

funny www

[Wilfred2727]

I think that she is not afraid of taking chances and she is a woman who knows her own strength. - Naked Lady Gaga. C0000M - -

[WiCkeDSicKHD]

ugly face -.-

[MultiDark16]

I'm beginning to think your a pedo man...

[ch1ps94]

u might fuck lindsy lohan but im pretty sure she wouldnt fuck u as u are an ugly gay fucking peado

[Ac3Ph3wl]

this guy again !! FUCK.

[MacxDex]

@Ac3Ph3wl HAHAHAHA!!!

[01234567898262]

fuck it true=)

[Xxb0omslangxX]

i was pissing myself and pooping myself and i dont think i liked that

[mulateMilkshake]

u suck.. i get very veryyyy nervous watching u -.-

[mtankhan]

what you wants to tell, you are little crazy guy

[TheBrsavage]

@mtankhan last for koow

[markkalady]

fuck you philip de franco

[abe235]

i was a lot stronger three years ago

[AARONeclipsePDI]

3-5 years ago I was preppy from an elite prep high school. Did fencing, football Martial Art, and Parkour. Very built with a six pack. Part of Campus Ministry. Vice president of the Filipino Society which I co-founded. And lead a simple life. Now I'm a lazy, community college going, almost failed a few classes, has a small beer belly, free loading at someones house, heard his club has disbanded, no longer serves the bread at church and goes only every few weeks, works at 2 jobs... hold me... :'(

[Telezorz]

@AARONeclipsePDI then you woke up to reality! :D

[mets54321]

I now go 2 a all boys school. :(

[TheUKBandit]

@mets54321 iv been there dude

[jigglychimunk]

@boxer5543 stfu

[boxer5543]

My life was shit three-years-ago. Depressed, and dumb as fuck..

Now, three years later, I'm a lot smarter, still dumb as fuck, and I have zero stress, as far as I can tell. =D

[92kaCHING]

hehe yeh 5 stars for being modest about it

[JWRandall423]

Video can lie, too, Phil. Like when you tightly edit together every sentence you say to make it look like you've got a snappier, punchier style than you would otherwise actually have if you had to do it all straight live. But, in terms of style, I like yours, so keep up the good work.

[TimeManInJail]

no not happy... regretted but hey its life, i'm still living now lets hunt for some hot chick.

[TheSashC]

My life has been so all over the place, especially over this year, but i honastly feel what i am doing right now will benifit if i dont give up at it.

[sublimechick1357]

@cmsrawrr nooooooooooooooooo he just has pritty eye lashes

[JillLawrence]

I like this guy, but when ever he starts talking he just sounds like a douche-bag, sorry bud.

[magixtwister]

i think its crazy time. oh shit it is.

[cmsrawrr]

Is he wearing eyeliner? D:

[avril22279]

@cmsrawrr looks like

[polmolgol]

pause 1:28 :D

[ebpinkylover123]

Three years ago?..... Um not failing highschool

[Hulkmania316]

the hoffstra rape hoax is a horrible thing, the worst part is that she is not in jail

[kris444666]

things do change now instead of you using extendze you use extenze and a penise pump and you still let woman down jk

[7Brett5]

So, after 3 years how big has your cock grown in that time using your penis pump? Did you add an inch or two in 3 years?

[TheBobbyWB]

paused it at 1:04

[welcom2thesuck]

How have I changed?: I got a job and had the gov't pay me to learn

[412aztec]

"DINA LOHAN" - MUSIC VIDEO by CARDONA

CHECK IT!!!

[sutemose666]

idiot

[Hiimkanj]

I fucking hate the way philly looks when im high...

[jdefuria24]

3 years ago my life was easy..i loved it

[faisan60]

you would have sex with lindsay lohan? what are you talking about you are GAY everybody knows it

[FRANKMANNACO700]

I WANT HER FEET ON MY FACE

[MisterShitShoveller]

I was jerking off to Lizzy MacGuire. Now I jerk it to Hannah Montanna and iCarly. Same old shit, different bitches.

[pwnforfree]

at 00:52 i wanted to bang her

[DigbyCat]

Lohan is a fuckin' train wreck... just another Hollywood spoilt druggy brat... Oh how far she has fallen since Anne of Green Gables...

[skaterpunkplayer]

You remind me of Bill Nye when you talk.

[shulmannicole]

mmm my life crashed in 3-5 years ago

aaaaa.

[Eh302]

3-5 years ago, I was in Gainesville FL now I'm in Tampa FL big change, but it is great, goin into 7th grade, dif school, need mixed vaccine >_<

[annihilus2]

how about hillary duff trying to figure out how she can get some coked out press, and just fails

[HABBAD1234]

lindsey certainly like bunjee jumbing .... 

[fuffypufferpants101]

Before I was innocent and now I'm wrong and scene.

[MultiTeacha]

3 years ago I was a coked-up freak with money problems and a family that hated me. Now I'm clean, back to work and loving life. Yes, it can happen people... and all you kids out there...stay away from the powders...weed only!!!

[PearlJammer07]

Lindsay Lohan has been through alot. People change over time. You have changed and we all change over time. Well most of us do anyways. Those that keep being assholes just end up dying alone.

[SENAPKANEL]

i h8 you

[VideoUploaderTester]

Shut the hell up!

[spike77777]

fin douchebag

[fobakers]

schaut mal unter popeigenART rein und hinterlässt ein Kommentar..............

[starchild123456]

This guy probably shouldn't be calling the people who watch his videos 'stupid fuckers'. Buy some Rogain

[ForbodingAngel]

@starchild123456 Perhaps you should lern2spell "Rogaine" first.

[yankee2110]

3-4 years ago, you were kind of funny and cool. Right now, you look like a douchebag with a camera who has his eyebrows done. fag.

[KateRockRlz]

omg ... hes a loooooooooozer

[seankelly001]

3-5 years ago was in primary school. Good times :D

[SuperAndrade3]

YOUR fucking crazy

[Ericssonnelson]

theres a lindsay lohan sex tape on officialcelebsextapes (dot) com

[HeartMotel]

Lindsay was a lot hotter 3-5 years ago...

[Ashda8]

I'm first to the vid yeah!!!

Oh wait... Dammit

[skyttq]

fuck you

[coyote7272]

3-5 years ago I was going to school, of course it sucked! Barely graduated after 12 years of that bullshit, had to take a break and hold off college cuz I was about to shoot up that entire place :)

[daHMONG]

LOL!!!!! FUCKIN GREAT.....

[Vrezas]

5 years ago i was pretty popular in school

lots of friends and 3 years ago i was less popular

and now i'm looking at your vids on youtube

lots has changed

[BanditPeng]

3 years ago i masterbaited for the 1st time ..

[bailey00baby]

5 years ago I was 5 years younger than I am now but in 5 years time I'll b 10 years older than I was then!!!!

[charger619c]

I hate blogs, vlogs, and fags who like blogs and vlogs.

[fiveryanfrenzy]

it's so annoying how the video is all cut up

[Kukuruzinis]

my life is much better now :)

[hiccupsdude]

puberty

[JWW7]

You get paid?

[BiGdaddyM100]

@JWW7 no only if u get a partnership and A LOT  of views

[Bubbles1007h]

your so ugly

[brady8196]

QOTD: Puberty.