Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Video)

[misspinkpunkykat]

Reminds me of this mixed race girl and her mom at a store. Someone comes up and asks the girl if they are together and she said, "No. I just like to stand next to random white ladies."

[trenticles7]

21 people have to wear that sign cuz they accidently clicked the dislike button

[jeopardy60611]

A guy needed my business address to send a check payment. He had to ask how to spell every word in the address, even "North." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

[TheSillySilas]

man, Travis Tritt and Bill Engvall together on one video... epic man!!!

[ladywriter24]

i need a lot of those signs to give out around here (vegas)....

[SNight322]

Opening up a Ruby Tuesday, a brief summer shower came through during one of the training sessions. One of the cook trainees (he didn't last very long) came out and asked "Did it rain?"

"Nope," I replied. "We just watered the asphalt."

[fugatem1]

somebody asked me where my pass was i do not have one oh i just got back from a field trip heres your sign

[giancarlokorg]

20 people need their sign...

[woody22368]

i was walking across a grocery store with a mop bucket and someone asked me if i was cleaning up a spill. i told him nope i was taking the bucket for a walk.

[melissaJHfan]

To all the 20 dislikes, Here's Your Sign!

[TheShyguy109]

Picked up some MUCINEX at the store earlier. Checker actually asked me "feeling under the weather?" Said "No...I just bought it 'cause the box looked so cute."

[Markel1970A]

George D. Bush has a sign. LOL

[Markel1970A]

20 people arewearing signs. 

[Markel1970A]

I got one: I was riding my bike when the two wheels became flat and I went to my girlfriend's house and she asked me "What happened?" I went "Nothing. My tires are suposed to be that way. They're those new thin tires. Here's your sign."

[ClarkeMarek]

Hey, what state is Winslow, AZ in?

[Markel1970A]

@ClarkeMarek Here's your sign. Go and get your antishark suit! LOL

[ClarkeMarek]

@Markel1970A OK. Will you hold my sign while I test this stuff out? :D

[Markel1970A]

@ClarkeMarek No. I'm not stupid!

[ClarkeMarek]

@Markel1970A I know.  I'm being a smartass. Felt the question had to be asked.

[Markel1970A]

@ClarkeMarek LOL Good one! LOL

[reginasunderland]

Never gets old! 

[jharrod123]

I typically dont like bill engvall but this video was hysterical!

[oct484]

Now you wonder why people can be so sarcastic.......There's your answer

[ShadowGuardian3337]

When I was in 6th grade a really bad case of Strept was going around and I got bit, my throat was burning so I called home and as I was leaving with my mom, my afternoon teacher says 'You going home?' so my mom says 'Nope! We're going shoppin!' Here's your sign!'

[Markel1970A]

@ShadowGuardian3337 Good one! I ROTFLMAOed at that story.

[okinawaBallerina]

catchy tune :)

[darktigerian]

still watching this video in 2011

[newbrunswickrackman]

@yesitwas5 and here's your sign spelling whiz 

[caitybear98]

Ha haha Bill Ha haha

[cooterbig]

travis tritt

[TheRetailman]

who is singing with bill?

[kaylaCORE]

@TheRetailman Travis Tritt. (:

[fanboy668]

Viacom should have signs for getting rid of our favorite cartoons

[HaloMasterMind117]

I'm glad they gave the lady who talking on her phone while driving a sign.

[turtleman5551]

20people realized they needed a sign

[ESAV]

I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"

[MrMosinNagant1937]

bill needs his sign..he doesnt think people should own an ak-47 fuck you bill

[jhelmsorig]

20 people need their sign

[sabrinabell87]

all of my family has that sign

[c3po881]

This is weird, i don't really get it

[jhelmsorig]

@c3po881 Here's your sign

[MrPanther30rock]

@c3po881 it's a song that's meant to parody people who do stupid things.

[c3po881]

This is weird

[ZepedaJosh]

He looks so young!



[jhelmsorig]

@ZepedaJosh this is old

[chillerjvampire]

i need a few of those signs just to give out to people in my town.lol

[Saxxonknight]

There does need to be a 2012 version for anyone considering voting for Obama. Special insignia for anyone that voted for him the first time around.

[slydawg221]

everybody who voted for obama should have one of those signs.

[SpiteSire]

@slydawg221 lol

[JeannieNanny]

we bought a car a while back and the neighbor comes over and says " Ya'll get a new car." I thought "nope, we bought the tires and the car came with it" here's your sign.

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

Things are much easier these days. Just look to see if they have a tattoo showing, that's the same as a yellow sign.

[CalumGilhooly]

@DAILEYericCaryUSA or multiple piercings, preferably with things that look like big thread bobbins stuck in them. A sure sign.

[Triple6ization]

sign needed for 18 individuals lol

[000crazyshit]

Who's the singer...?

[GoofsGuides]

@000crazyshit Travis Tritt.

[ShadowGuardian3337]

In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'

[wendycs3]

Love this :D

[LifeLover287]

Bill Engvall will always look better with his mustache/beard! <333

[AustinASuperfly]

is this a actual song plz respond asap

[GoofsGuides]

@AustinASuperfly What do you mean "actual song?" there is singing in it isnt there?

[ClarkeMarek]

@AustinASuperfly No, actually it's a documentary on modern art's impact on society. Here's your sign.

[AustinASuperfly]

@ClarkeMarek idiots im talking about this song travis tritt is singing is there a video of this song without bill engvall in it

[ClarkeMarek]

@AustinASuperfly Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw one with two gorillas and a monkey performing it. Here's your sign.

But seriously, no. It's because Bill wrote the original routine and performed it. Travis's part came later.

[MaddogRJ]

my friend just called my house phone about ten minutes ago and he actually was stupid enough to ask me where i was at... so i told him i was down at the liquor store and he said ok ill be right there and hung up

[Markel1970A]

@MaddogRJ LOL I knew a guy just like that. LOL

[CrazyCookieMonster6]

British government should have a sign, a real BIG one.

[dylanfleck]

Won't let me watch this video on my iPad :(

[dylanfleck]

I think Sarah Palin should have this sign. "I'm stupid"

[doughesson]

@dylanfleck Barack Hussein Obama more than qualifies for his own sign.

[SeattleSportsFanic]

Wait, they cast Dog The Bounty Hunter is this music video?

[MacWithAPC]

NOW I UNDERSTAND!!!

[johndebbra]

I was standing by my car in a parking lot and someone asked me,"is that your car"I said nope i walk around parking lots and randomly pick a car to guard (HYS)heres your sign.

[Rebagirl45]

he looks a thousand times sexier with the goT

[inulover127]

... I lost my sign... lol

[Crazy95423]

LOVE THIS...!

[vince12961]

I think all of our congressmen should have signs

[doughesson]

@vince12961 NEVER trust your congresscritters.Even the ones that you DO vote for.

[Atxaleman]

@vince12961 i agree with that

[kedk200]

@vince12961 waste of signs...they wouldn't have the brains to figure them out.

[gaiasmith]

@kedk200  Agreed. They can't read them upside down....

[lkrause74]

@vince12961 I agree! I think just about everyone in a political office should have signs. Because at least 90-95% of them are dumb as rocks!

[nighthorse17]

@vince12961 I AGREE!!!

[Zizzister]

@vince12961 except Ron Paul



[YRNGHFAN2]

LOVE THIS! LOVE BILL& TRAVIS!!

[TeemworksMinistries]

Teemworks Ministries

Teamed up working for the kingdom of God

[sdale33]

that is Travis Tritt

[bookworm1138]

who's the guy singing? i could almost swear its johnny van zant with that hair cut

[Wyomingproud]

@bookworm1138 Travis Tritt

[HMACDONALD69]

@bookworm1138 You know Travis Tritt does remind me of Johnny Van Zant. I have always known they were two different guys but at least I know I am not the only one who thinks the resemble each other.

[metalhardrockerhead]

@bookworm1138 It's Travis Trent lol

[jhayabusa85050]

@metalhardrockerhead Trivis Tritt! heres ur sign lol

[Foofpup]

@bookworm1138 Singer: Travis Tritt. Also sings "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" "Great Day to be Alive" and other wonderful songs.

[awesome28girl]

my dad asked me where is my sign cause i ran into a wall. i have no clue what he was talking about untill he played me the song. thumbs up if you think i should get a sign because of running into a wall. i was looking right at it to.

[mooreg4life]

does someone have the track from the original 1996 Here's your sign album I can't seem to find it

[1123spm]

that 14 now



[roaklin]

@1123spm -hands 1123spm their "I'm Stupid" sign. Thank you we can all see the counter.

[desertdude1234]

Today my friend said "I'm not surprised the Norway police didn't to get that island before the media helicopters, plus, there was to much forest to land there anyway, but what really makes me mad is that the media choppers didn't take the emergency responders over to the island."

Yeah! Since they're so much better for landing in sketchy forests during emergencies than Police Choppers.

Heres your sign.

[SmallTownES]

I love Travis Tritt!!!!! And Bill!!! Travis was hot in this video too!!!!

[gothgrlslashes3]

14 people have their signs with them when theyre on utbe

[903davesharonpoky]

Bill looks better with his beard!



[MultiPhantom123]

Thumbs up if CMT's Comedy Club brought you here!

[MIkeGvids]

who is that guy singing?

[misschristine3451]

@MIkeGvids Travis Tritt

[kedk200]

@MIkeGvids Definitly Travis Tritt. He's got a few other videos on here also just to confirm "Ten Feet Tall (and bullet proof)" "Country Club" and..my personal favorite "Here's A Quarter"

[S0thernman]

hey diu eat yet? nah diu? younto? ahiet.

[LyndaHudson]

I like the way Bill jumps when the guy pops out of the box, he's so cute :)

[barbie12345678912345]

wat is the name of the country song tht the singer is singing. i kno tht this is a mock of it but he sings a song same rythe n beat but wit diff words. does anyone kno??

[misschristine3451]

@barbie12345678912345 not sure but possibly Weird Al Yankovic.....

[specom]

1:00 Left handed people wear their watches on their right hands.

[awesometjdude]

200th

[Scorp316]

@awesometjdude Here's your sign :)

[cocolossal69]

hehehe ... that's funny right there :D

[jadedjen75]

talkin about men no doubt!

[Scorp316]

@jadedjen75 Yeah, if he were talking about women he'd be saying "Here's your kitchen, now make me a sandwich."

[c12347]

I had one that Bill had actually used before it happened to me....It was hard not to quote him....we were pouring a drive-way and someone actually stopped and I heard him ask the home-owner if he was pouring concrete....I immediately thought of Bill's line...."Nope, we're makin' big margaritas."

[usa1bruce]

I think he wrote this song about liberals...

[fryinskillet101]

i was was workin at a gas station the other week and a guy walked i side after buying the gas. I asked what type of gas he got. He said "The type that cars use" *facepalm* here's your sign

[specom]

@fryinskillet101 He was being a smart ass, not stupid. Should have said "Here's your slap".

[TheLesPaul101]

whats the artists name who sings this song?

[1959hogryder]

@TheLesPaul101 I think it is Travis Tritt .......

[TheBobbyWB]

i broke my arm in a football game and you could see a bump in my arm where the bone was wanting to come out and when all the trainers ran on the field one of them asked " now tell me where it hurts?" --- heres your sign

[waymanbrian]

I go into a bank to withdraw money a few weeks ago. I hand the teller a withdrawal slip with my account # on it and my id. The teller asks me if I had an account there.

[mamasuzie]

funny

[aprilpoodletoy]

yes some people still need a sign--ya just can't fix stupid--Here's your sign rhonda

[Trekfan1001]

@aprilpoodletoy what you just did...its there...i see it

[shonenjump18]

to the 12 people who hit dislike. here's you sign

[poohebar83]

Everyone I know had has a Here's Your Sign moment at least a couple times myself included

[Hot293wildcat]

Is that Thomas Lennon at 2:13?!

[Girl4Reba]

Y'all know who you are. Give yourself a sign. 

[neveragain8211]

i have had a few of these "Heres your sign" moments lol

[RealTime88]

@neveragain8211 Most of us have a few times in our lives.

[goodgodman1]

*actual heres your sign moment* this lady was by me in the library and she had out a braille book and she could see just fine and she was running her fingers over the dots and she said to the librarian "hmmm thats weird....i cant understand the words" the librarian said "well you have to know how to read braille!"

[bloodrose8790]

ah can't stop pushing the replay button

[marshalladdict96]

I got caught making out in the hallway. No more than fifteen feet away is the student resource officer's office. Where the hell is my sign??

[armyfamily103]

I work as an EMT... we get a LOT of these people lol

[tsidow2008]

i use to work for an amusement park trust me i have some good ones

[curvy71]

i think everyone has here's your sign moment.

[icefirepokemon]

travis tritt singing is reason enough to watch this

[TheWeezyfanforlife]

OMG HALF THRU THIS I JUST NOTICE THIS WAS TRAVIS TRITT

[dnave21]

I had that moment at work. I work at McDonald's the guy asked for a taco. I was thinking how do you miss that up there's a McDonald's arches on the window and a big McDonald's sign right beside the store.

[kewlkat8208]

@dnave21 I work at McDonalds also. I had a guy last year ask me for a hot dog. When I said no, he was like, "well, do you guys have chili dogs then?" I was so tempted to tell him "Here's your sign" but he drove off.

[KogazGirl3121]

man i wish stupid ppl would wear signs i cant stand dumb mother fuckers. but stupid ppl dont think theyre stupid. lol

[PowerMailDoomguy]

@KogazGirl3121 Um... yeah... ^_^"

[KogazGirl3121]

@PowerMailDoomguy mhm. and i hate dumb motherfuckers that think they know everything and they dont know jack shit

[dnave21]

@KogazGirl3121 true

[mkarnerfors]

@KogazGirl3121 It's called the "Dunning-Kruger effect". YouTube search for it.

In short it means that incompetent people *cannot* understand they are incompetent, because the skill you need to be competent is the same skill you need to assess your competence accurately.

This explains why tone-deaf people go on "American Idol/Britain's got Talent", and why every driver thinks they are slightly better than average.

[hgomg4e]

what is the name of the country singer?

[DaveWollenberg]

@hgomg4e I guess you were born after Travis Tritt's popularity. Bill and Travis hit #29 in billboard, 3-1-97.

God bless! Thanx for your comment.

[hgomg4e]

@DaveWollenberg I as born in 89 I just for got him name

[misschristine3451]

@hgomg4e Travis Tritt

[CountryHotStuff]

he used to sell signs to until his wife made him stop

[AnalieSkywind]

Here's your sign

[EdvardBjornson]

bad humor cures bad mood

[johndeereboy820]

9 people dirve and talk on their cell phones

[ayrellen9]

Like Ron White has said - "Thar ain't no cure for stupid!"

[ZombieGUY11]

@ayrellen9 Its "Let me tell you folks, you can't fix stupid."

[burnzy116]

I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"

[lonewolf123453]

there are 9 stupid people

[BillyDrago1960]

Wow hahaha I havent heard this or seen it in years thank ya so much for puttin this up :D

[Luigi1306]

1:47 is the best part...

[chuck061980]

9 people lost their sign

[Budoshi]

Bill Engvall pegged stupidity right on the nose with this one:D

[PinkPunkyKat]

I like to take my pet lizard with me places. She sits on my shoulder and looks around or clings to my shirt and looks around. People will come up and ask, "Is that real?" No, she's a manifestion from your mind. I assume they mean, "Is that alive?" But than how many people have dead lizards walking around on them?