The Major's Speech (English)

[drsmathi]

okaayy.....this was creepy but strangely i couldn't stop myself from seeing the whole video...O.o

[AT0Mx0]

Mad. bastard.

[ReichsrepublikJapan]

いや、88はアクトアクト［akt akt］っていってるように聞こえます

Ａｃｈｔのｃｈをkの発音で喋っている気がします

[zhu13]

this is really disturbing!! is this the same hellsing anime as the hellsing with alucard in it?

[aceotaku]

@zhu13 yes

[Dantestrife2007]

Gotta love the Germans

[animarumansion]

アハトアハトがエイティエイトに・・・(´・ω・｀)

でも、クリークはクリークなんだね(゜∀゜ )

[TheScytheMoron]

His voice sucks sooo much in the english version ...

Such a FAKE german dialect -.-

[Stiglitz51]

@TheScytheMoron His voice sounds badass I think. I like the end dub more for Hellsing becuase they do a better job of doing accents than the Japanese. Don't know about other languages but for me this is a solid dub.

[TheScytheMoron]

@Stiglitz51 Yeah but ... logically ... why should he have an accent? He is german, his soldiers are german, so he COULD simply speak german. ^^'' I, as a native speaker of the german language simply hate those stereotypical accents. XP But I guess it depends on what you are used to. ^^

[Stiglitz51]

@TheScytheMoron Yea but thats the same situation for a german dub. Seras, Integra, Walter should also all speak English =I

[TheScytheMoron]

@Stiglitz51 Well I would not mind that, but most german speaking people are VERY poorly educated in the english language. ^^''

[whitemen02]

i think that in the english version he sounds more "mad" that in the gerùan version

[bussenny123]

Does 8 dislike.. got killed By Major's Ghouls soldiers Eat up till nothing left! XD

[ANZACS100]

THUMBS UP IF YOU TYPE I LOVE WAR LOL I LOVE WAR

[Danemarkofmalvern]

wargasm  :3

[angrydead]

Such a nice man.

[LordSia13]

Look at him. Listen to what he says.

Know that you'll never find *him* in the middle of that oh-so-beloved army. Know that his will never be the body pushed into mortal combat, torn apart by enemy fire or exhausted by his own desperate need to keep himself alive.

Know that he'll never be the one to sacrifice himself for his brothers in arms, his nation, his family, his own ideals.

Know... And despise.

[jakraziel]

@LordSia13 It wouldn't make him any better if he was.

[LordSia13]

@jakraziel In a way, yes. Because if he did sacrifice himself, he would be dead.

And you can't deny that the only good Major is a dead Major.

[gamesandrockroll]

Major President! LOL

[jokingpenguin]

5:06

-_-  she actually looks like this emote!

[RadioOf2112]

Better than the japanese original in my opinion. Mainly the accent adds to the emotion because it makes it more realistic I guess. Krieg!

[Auggey]

Thanks, Reddit.

[sephimore]

Also, ze veekest dog barks ze loudest! He's so obsessed with war. Go play Halo or somethig. Shiza!

[kawaiifreak860]

I love the scream of a thousand humans being raped and killed mercilessly.

[Nerra36]

@kawaiifreak860

Fun fact: this sound can also be replicated by flinging approximately seventeen cats into a washing machine.

[kawaiifreak860]

@Nerra36 Yes, but kitties are entirely defenseless, humans can try to fight back. : 3

[livedandletdie]

That's the one thing that makes my heart leap with excitement and joy.

Major der letzten Battaljonen. I would be so glad if this were real.

[LokiSeto1]

I am so glad I memorized and performed this in front of my younger friends graduating Theater group. Even the teacher was impressed yet intimidated. XD

I can only hope I can perform this at Anime Evolution!

Also I do have a Nazi Waffen SS uniform.

[Nerra36]

@LokiSeto1

If I were you I would put the uniform on once you got to the place, not before... Nazis walking down the street tend to receive a negative reception.

[LokiSeto1]

@Nerra36 No not really... Wore it during Halloween and other occasions. No one got upset people were actually pretty ok with it, some said "Nice costume but becareful someone out there might not like it." I've only met one person who had a problem but I was able to talk it through with them.

[Animehem]

this is my graduation speech!

[Jackalofdeath]

terrible fucking artist, looks like shit, mangled bodies/hands

[AnotherShittyAccount]

@Jackalofdeath and it still lookd better than Naruto and Bleach

[ggxxslash]

@Jackalofdeath

you don't know what your talking about. Be quite.

[Weakenedasiam]

GENTLEMEN.

[ShamanDragon10]

the Major has been playing to much CODMW2.. This is what happens if you spend your life playing COD^ lol

[kisamewaterlord]

omg this is my graduation speach!!

[kyosukekusanagi]

@ ggxxslash - The "sea lion" is the name of their operation against England and Hellsing. They even had handbooks that outlined the operation. Warrant officer Schrodinger forgot his in a later scene.

[ChincoteagueChick]

I love a guy who's passionate but...Jesus Christ.

[ggxxslash]

05:48 what exactly does that sea lion quote mean?

[DarthHawthorne]

I like the the part where he said "war" but I also like the part where he said "like."

[nagger221]

hitler just shit in his grave...then got wood

[xXxkisameloverxXx]

I love him...and war 8D

[raikis123]

I should have said this as my freaking grad speech instead of, "Learning here was a privelage, the classes were great, and I loved it here" Major's making more sense

Raped and killed :D

[benjaythewhite]

"Friends... Let's bring them Hell."

[hyperONsoda]

what show is this?? is the major supposed to be hitler?? im sooo confused ....

[TronZEROPi]

@hyperONsoda Hellsing Ultimate, son.

[mets2128]

okay I think part of my soul just died

[Leibstantarde]

you like war whean somebody  else meaking the fight for you,try to fight your self you coward.WEAR I CAN GET THE FULL ANIME???PLZ!!!

[stalinissm]

@Leibstantarde gogo anime has so much anime try there

[zyxonm]

4.8 tonne bombshells? Heh

[mistycpanda]

ah nothing like great villain <3

[01misheel]

i love the major (not gay) love the way he thinks and his sadistic thoughts

[simhopp]

why the window boxing?

[Hosea22]

In all wars, the group experiencing the need to dominate other group are unable and unwilling to accept or permit the possibility of a relationship of fundamental equality to exist between the groups who have opted for group violence. The aspect of domination that is a precipitating factor in all wars, i.e. one group wishing to dominate another, is also often a precipitating factor in individual one-on-one violence outside of the context of war, i.e. one individual wishing to dominate another.

[Hosea22]

Leaders will sometimes enter into a war under the pretext that their actions are primarily defensive, however when viewed objectively, their actions may more closely resemble a form of unprovoked, unwarranted, or disproportionate aggression.

[Hosea22]

In all cases, at least one participant (group) in the conflict perceives the need to either psychologically or materially dominate the other participant. Amongst humans, the perceived need for domination often arises from the belief that an essential ideology or resource is somehow either so incompatible or so scarce as to threaten the fundamental existence of the one group experiencing the need to dominate the other group.

[Hosea22]

War is a behavior pattern exhibited by many primate species including man, and also found in many ant species. The primary feature of this behavior pattern is a certain state of organized violent conflict that is engaged in between two or more separate social entities. Such a conflict is always an attempt at altering either the psychological hierarchy or the material hierarchy of domination or equality between two or more groups.

[Nerra36]

@Hosea22 Is that from something or are you just sharing your thoughts? It's a very interesting theory.

[pumahottest]

@Nerra36

Don't think that's a theory. Pretty sure he/she was just stating the accepted definition of war at a philosophical level.

[Nerra36]

@pumahottest

Oh, neat!

[xantares13]

i wonder what would happen if you replaced the word war with sex

[guimainny]

@xantares13; Another sick fetish.

[Nerra36]

@xantares13

"Do you ask for sex to sweep in like a tempest, LEAVING NOT EVEN RAVENS TO SCAVENGE FROM THIS EARTH!!!"

The video would be alot funnier.

[DimebagRIPCFH]

@luisloves2pk, I think he'd sit and have a beer with him... hehehe

[xantares13]

Alucard still outnumbers them 4 to 1

[sarcasmandrage]

Sounds Kinky...

[Scanzortherax]

He likes war? I just got that impression.

[Rasfest]

Best speech EVAR!!!

[ngh1814]

i fucking love him i would be proud to server a maniac like him *signs up*

[WokouLeader]

Give me the Waffen SS Uniform and a Kar 98k Rifle! I'm enlisting!!

ICH WILL KRIEG!!

[Iraniancommunist777]

@WokouLeader

Fuck yeah

I want a Handschar uniform!

[ngh1814]

most who ses this thinks he is crasy but.. humans has always had wars and he is just the humans madness. hihi i like war to ^^

[mailchibi88]

@tanithlipsky

Creepiness is the sign of a good villain! ^_^

[Iraniancommunist777]

I want a Waffen SS uniform NOW!

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

LOL!

[SzayelApporoGranz6]

KAWAIIII!!!

I fucking love this man. so smexy... <3

[angbandsbane]

Great villain speech. Though I can honestly say there are few things that would be worse to have as your ringtone when the cell you forgot to shut down goes off at a job interview.

[AbraFilo]

For once I think that the English version far outshines the others.

[Nerra36]

The accent does help.

[ildiran]

I LOVE THIS MAN <3 :P

[Scraeling]

So I heard you liek war?

[lebunnylub]

I can't help but think that one of those guys will lean over to a friend and whisper "This is bullshit..."

[cman2493]

My friends...it has often been said that I...like...war

[Ketsuekisan]

@cman2493 My friends... I... like... war.

[Spiegel1989]

Is it weird that I can hear Uruk-hai chanting around 5:40?

[KidamixGaara]

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! THAT'S SO AWESOME!

[RonPaulo001]

what is the whole sentence he said at 4:55

[Spiegel1989]

"We will remind them that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy."

[RodalfKinz]

14/88

[MouraPT]

Godlike!

[rdrin]

well my word

[1988theLAW]

POETRY!

[H1StsUNi25]

The dude likes War. Oh just imagine what Hellsing would be like if people murdered him(like...his own men..xD?!!?) early on..LOL.

[Nitocolus]

Wait, what are they saying at 5:00?

[AishouLuvless]

@Nitocolus Basically that they can see the lights of europe/england

[Nitocolus]

@AishouLuvless ok, ty.

[Nitocolus]

I love war, god, I really do. Everything he said, every last word, just... just so beautiful. And the uniforms! Thy had the best uniforms in the history of man, cool flag too. I suppose I'm bad for liking war, right? Doesn't mke me love it any less, though :P

[gomitax92]

he must be the happiest man on earth

[zerox227x]

@gomitax92 MAN MAN!!!! HE AINT NO MAN HE IS A NAZI FAT BOT!!!!

[Yawehplaneswalker616]

@zerox227x He's a cyborg. Not a true robot.

[ClanLordLeader]

@gomitax92 no shit, i can se his orgsam in his pants

[SarCatiCRaCsiSt2009]

I Love Hitler

I Love Nazis

I Love World War ^_^

[reiocom]

Gentlemen i love war...

[UprisingOfTheMolemen]

@reiocom Is it true that you also love the things that come with war? The retreats, the mop ups, et cetera et cetera..

[SgtSniper5]

This Speech is Epic. And I agree with what he says in it. It is a good moral booster.

[SgtSniper5]

what is a smiza? at 1:45-1:48

[projectzerofangirl]

a "Smizer" is a nickname for the MP40

[SgtSniper5]

thanks

[Traurig]

Correct spelling is "Schmeisser". It is the name of the manufacturer. "Schmeisser" is the nick for the MP36. The MP40 is made by "Steyr", "Haenel" and "ERMA".

Please, do not think, i am a smartass. I say it only for the correctness. ^^

[projectzerofangirl]

the internet lied to me DX

[FunkadelicKirk]

Coincidentally, the actual man Scheisser, whom the manufacturer was named after, as well as the Machinepistole line's general nickname, had nothing to do with the actual weapon, although it was privately owned by him.

At least I think that's right. WWII and music are my only hobbies :p

[NaziMajor]

xD.

[livedandletdie]

The major if real I would join his army.

We would have the world in our fists.

And Hitler were a pussy but he had the same ability as major to make people listen. I myself would love to rule over this earth. If the major were real I would be him.

[RunFasterPussycat]

hitler had the motivational capacity but he spent too much of his time fucking with jews and was a piss poor strategist when it came to national politics.

how different the world would look if that retard didnt repeat napoleons mistake.

[GhostlyBastard]

The Major sure makes a fantastic speech if he was trying to turn people Nazi i would so join him...i dont like Nazis though

[XxDeathExpiredxX]

I would love to have the words to this. I like the English version best, then German, then Japanese.. I really want the words to the English one o.x

Everyone saying Hitler is a pussy compared to the Major, I agree completely :D

I can't imagine where we would be now if the Major was a real man. o.o

[RunFasterPussycat]

wed all be fucking dead, the majors only interest is the total and continuous destruction of man he feels about all of mankind the way hitler felt just about jews.

[RunFasterPussycat]

heath ledger's joker can blow me, the major is the true arch villian of humanity!

[RunFasterPussycat]

i never really liked that joker, prefered the cartoon one myself better voice and more flamboyantly phsycotic.

[908822B765]

I hate nazis too. But this speech was very well done.

[gundambroly]

cool I love the major's speech.

[Sakkdatta]

ya me too, it' so empowering!

[gundambroly]

it really is empowering. That is why I love the major's speech.

[DaScatman]

Or become an anti-war sheep that would roll over at the slightest sign of aggression. Yeah this kind of attitude has served europe so well as of recent

[Colton5]

yeah thats true, and dont forget the liberal Democratic party since the 1960's

[KiyaraSabel]

I'm talking about the fact that war is full of terrible atrocities, and should be reserved for situations of immense importance.

Wasting a trillion dollars a year when the economy's in a downward spiral to go chase people who only ever attacked us in the first place because they want us to stop fucking around in their shithole little country is unreasonable.

And again, if you're so eager for war, have you gone to serve?

[AquaPhoenix2006]

How about a few nukes in the hands of said "shithole country"?

[tehpevis]

And several thousand more nukes in the hands of the invading country?

There are no good and bad sides in war. I even hesitate to use the word "Evil" when describing Fascist Germany, and this is coming from an Anarchist. All sides in warfare see themselves as the good guys, and their enemy as the evil Communist, Fascist, Imperialist, Muslim, or what-have-you ideology that must be crushed. War is unintelligent, unreasonable, and unnecessary, but an unavoidable fact of modern life.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Nukes which they never use BTW

I agree with you on that,George Washington summed war up simply as "A necessary evil".

[tehpevis]

Nukes which we Almost used, several times. If we left it up to Ronald Reagan to end the cold war His way, the world would be similar to a radioactive charcoal briquette hurtling through space.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Technically it was like that at one point........

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ay back when....

[KiyaraSabel]

I lol at the suggestion. Nukes are pretty useless these days, especially against the US where we have a system that will shoot them out of the air before they're anywhere near us, much less before they can begin the amazingly complicated series of computations required to detonate the Nuke.

[RunFasterPussycat]

"can begin the amazingly complicated series of computations required to detonate the Nuke" - dumbest man alive

god your dumb, and if nukes are ever used on the united states they will be smuggled in through our shitty port security which still only has a 5% succes rate and then detonated in the middle of our largest cities, not alot missle defense can do about that can they you stupid twit.

[KiyaraSabel]

No, that's why I think our military should be stationed at home so that we can have better security. And I'm pretty sure weapons-grade plutonium and uranium aren't terribly easy to hide.

[YourProfessor]

why so serious?

[dyablito6]

krieg Krieg KRieg KRIeg KRIEg KRIEG KRIEG! KRRRRRIIIIIEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG!!!­!!!!

[Starspawn17]

Great villian.

[Darkri97]

Gildart Jackson(i think thats the major's actor)

did a good job with the voice,not many can do something like this,i mean with accent

(forgive me,i don't spell well)

[AkatsukiDalek]

hail ze major. ^^

greatest villain ever.

[BigKwell]

Chilling.

[schwartzy2600]

HURRAY FOR WAR...this speech makes me feel so happy...is that rong???

[VDJEcKz]

no its okay, it just means you love Wars too, you liek action, theres alot of people like that, but im sure there will be some hippies or like some sort of activist person that will find this video soon and see you comment and try to cut your nutts off

[Logos101]

Yes, yes it is.

[cryz8210]

Not at all, we feel the same, brother

Hail zi Major!

[basch71]

I feel giddy for some reason.

[SpliceBoy1]

I know this is just a cartoon...but...it's kinda hard for me to like this guy. His energy is amazing and the Voice Actor is talented. But very few psychotic characters appeal to me.

[baneblade360]

we don't need opinions of weak minded fools go watch some PG cartoon how about disney

[AzonasV]

I don't know why... but I've had this on loop for nearly an hour. Something must be wrong with me.

[Allizare]

What a bunch of War mongerers....

[Hikaru119]

Nazi vampires, what do you expect?

[willwilhite1]

well come on thats the way it happens theres always going to be a group of war mongerers in every war

[angrydead]

Christ...what an absolute monster.

[Rengekage]

But we love him for it.

[angrydead]

lookup misaimed fandom on TV tropes

[Rengekage]

What does that have to do with me liking the Major? Sure he's a Nazi and i am aware that their evil. But I still like him as the war loving guy he is.

[angrydead]

He's clearly designed to be throughrally repulsive as a figure-fundemently horrific. It's rather creepy that you do like him.

[Rengekage]

How is it any different from Alucard describing his ability to kill the police men to Integra in OAV III? It's not that I believe in what he speaks of, but more of how he has such a zealousness to it.

And in anycase, it's just a show. Thing of fiction. Who cares if I cheer for the baddies?

[angrydead]

"Alucard "

Alucard is a unsympathetic protagonist. the only reason we 'like' or even tolerate him is becouse you have little choice and by contrasting how much worse his enemies are...hence the Colonal.

"Who cares?"

I don't I'm observing that's it's really creepy and weird. It's roughly the same as rooting for the villain in irreversable or the whole point of natural born killers.

[YourProfessor]

That's precisely why I like him. He just doesn't care. He doesn't care who's winning or losing, so long as there is fighting. I like him because he never has a breakdown. I like him because he sees himself for what he is and is fine with it. I like him because he sees the world for waht it is and revels in it.

[angrydead]

So your reply is "the colonal is a complete shit thus likable"?

[YourProfessor]

No, my reply was explaining that he's the perfect villain and that's why I I like him as a villain.

[Rengekage]

Herr Major! Sturmbannführer! Herr Feld Kommandant! Major!! Sturmbannführer!! Herr Feld Kommandnt!! Major!! Sturmbannführer!!

[Andracor]

"Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest leaving not even RAVENS TO SCAVENGE FROM THIS EARTH!!??"

EPIC!!

[Sephiroth330]

For a speech in an anime it's certainly got a lot of energy. A lot of spirit. You can almost tell the VA has Herr Major's emotions down to a T. Like he believes what Herr Major believes.

Powerful. Brilliant. Beautiful. Perfect.

LET THERE BE KRIEG!

[Allizare]

What is Kreig?

[theshadowbehindme]

it means war in german

[Allizare]

Oh Its germen.

[angrydead]

War

[SVDDragonova]

AWESOME. I hate nazis, but damn, I'd follow this guy to the gates of hell! Hitler's got nothing compared to our glorious major! All hail stratum fuhrer!

[HyrAyl]

It's "sturmbaumfuhrer"

[artifexnex]

War i love war i am kind of ashamed to be agreeing with a scum sucking Nazi but people just got to realize that war is as inportant as Law order and justice for that is the three main reasons for why man has ever waged war each country in a war thinks that they are fighting for thouse reasons, sure some may disagree but knowing is all it takes