Dane Cook - The Difference Between Dad

[CuteFunnyMusicGirls]

i like how he uses lisps when acting out a girl

[rizladizla]

simple frying pan to face humour. not funny to me at all

[xTheEmoKidx11]

I was in Karia XD

[HelloKittyCandyCutie]

UNSHARPENED PENCIL DISLIKE AND LIKE BAR

[alcos2050]

^.^ funny

[66ohmy88]

i didnt even want to have you. just thought you should know

[telephonicinvasion]

"you're having a tough fucking day? I WAS IN KOREA. I'M HAVING A TOUGH LIFE. Now take your off your dress off and end this little tea party". lmaoooooooo

[iGodz12]

FIRST PART SO TRUE

[dabomwebscom]

"by the way i didnt even wanna have u, just wanted to let u know that..." lol XD

[xcolleenxmariex]

15 people were mistakes 

[HiApocalypeExists]

@rahaley -_- now how'd that shit work out in the end...

[kittykatpowers]

HAHA THIS IS EXACTLY HOW MY PARENTS MAKE ME FEEL WHEN I'M SAD XD

[DeathsBestBitch]

XD Dane Cook is so spazy, he manages to take the most offencive things and make it funny. Not at the level of racist gift basket, but pretty damn close.

[ThePitbullMafia]

this it a comedy vid why is there theats all over it. it makes no sense!

[jakeditz50]

i was in korea, im havin a tough life...... hahha

[TheGangsta82711]

LMAO your a mistake

[meugler]

"i could grow crops with my tears" lol

[Littlemissperfect211]

you no who your best friend is? "me"? yea give yourself a hug because you rule!

[MissEmoNinja]

hell yah i love him

[FRUITLOOPBOSS]

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[MsxParamorexfreak]

when he went to dad mode, he sounded JUST like my uncle! and the weird part is he looks like my uncle. wouldn't that be weird if he was part time uncle and part time Dane Cook? nah, that WOULD BE FREAKIN AWESOME!

[MrAyajan]

THIS GUY IS PHANTASTIC!

[PunkandRocklover]

My dad was in Korea and he does that all the time! geez Dane you know me so flippin well!

[sweetthing4234]

11 people are jealous and have lost souls xD

[KawaiiGurl1214]

This was uploaded on my birthday TOO!!! :D

[dougman102]

your dad makes u feel like a fucking idiot

[FabulousXGFFxurzxtru]

11 ppl talked 2 their dad when crying

[MARSHMELLOWBOOTY252]

Oh yea..i was in Korea

[d3tach3d]

subscribe for what? you have 6 videos in the period of multiple years...

[GWiifanboy]

Hahaha I think his mother impression is spot on!

[Snobert]

I cannot BELIEVE this guy is considered funny

[shsunukh]

@Snobert He is :D

[weezing22arbok]

@Snobert unless ya can make me laugh enough until I suffocate, I say STFU.

[Snobert]

@weezing22arbok well hurry up and suffocate so you STFU permanently

[weezing22arbok]

@Snobert ...wait, were you trying already? Woops... didn't notice.

[Snobert]

@weezing22arbok obviously not, you didn't notice Dane Cook isn't funny yet either

[glora01]

@Snobert Hey snotfuck go eat some dicks well maybe suck some balls yea GO CUT OFF UR VAGINA!!

[Snobert]

@glora01 Don't be so angry man, remember its not your fault your mum got raped, you rape baby

[MacabreMarissa]

@Snobert FTW.

[orangeking8]

thats what happens when you get drunk on cape cod

[XxSasuNaruFanxX1]

My mom tells me to think of the people who are Democrats and know there are people who have it worse then you.

(lol, no offence to democrats...okay, slight offence...)

[1994wee]

soooo true!!!!! :P

[jake123555]

lol the difference is my Grandmother is like the mother in this; she literally calls me her baby angel and tells me that everyone's jealous... my grandfather tells me that a guy in war would be laughing

XD

[Jennifer123001]

@madwebkinzgirl ohh........... :( that stinks sorry. but if you weren't looking for a sorry my bad.

[Jennifer123001]

i love dane cooks legs when he pulls his hips to the side

[sblf53]

This is so true.My mom and dad are exactly like this.

[KAbeast19]

6 people sound like babbling brooks

[Maybellinie]

In my house, it's the other way around xD

[dnanalahcnap]

lol like george carlin used to say, hell is full of fathers

[mnypwrrspkt]

@dnanalahcnap awesome line

[thetechnomania]

the difference between ym parents: my mums nice, my dads a porn watching shithead

[x3Brianax3]

6 people are lost souls

[X3AmychanX3]

i don't get the korea thing O_o

[AA781228]

@X3AmychanX3 the korean war

[pimasta314]

I love how he talkth with a lithp every time he imitateth women.

[PMMillard]

People do give a fuck if you're sad in this world. it gives them something to laugh at!

[123darkmegaman]

@TheKainime

Yeah, you

[whysosirius]

you know who your best friend is?

... me

lol good times

[395obuc]

6 people were having a bad day at work.

[casiosx003]

far to true. WORDS TO MAN UP BY!: "NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF YOUR SAD IN THIS WORLD"

[5STARHATERzz]

for the 6 drunk people on cape cod who disliked this, go cry to your fucking father!!!

[LissetteSceneGirlBVB]

My dad always makes me feel like a fucking idiot ! xD

[frenchiechels3]

How's my baby angel hahahaha

[blazingangel908]

well my mom make me feel worse and insults me when i cry and my father comforts me, so you know who wears the pants in my family....

[xRawrItsIan]

"no one gives a fuck if your sad in this world.....here's your mother." lol

[MJsmusicflows4ever]

this is reallllllyyy funny and he's deep at the same time lol

[ElenaTheMonster]

Lol, the dad sounds like my stepdad. XD He's NEVER comforting.

[Drede07]

"now take your dress off and end this little tea party!"... "thanks dad you make me feel so good"

"bye tha way i didn´t even want to have you!" .. "i don´t know, i just thoug you should know that!"

fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[hockeyhead95]

@Drede07 that's what happens when you get drunk on Cape Cod lol

[dreamcatcherranch1]

its funny because its the backwards for me

[customcartoons]

OMG, MY mom gave me the exact same "they're jealous" speech when I was a teen! ^_^-

[gothbabii188]

@customcartoons same XD

[Huriyuri]

Lol My mom acts like the dad and my dad acts like the mom xD

[HopeLess1212]

"You just know what to say." "Now here's your father-" "DON'T DO THAT!"

[Taylorzxzx]

lolz "by the way i didn't want to hav you.....you were a mistake" now thts what i call a nice dad jkjk i think tht moms can be a whole lot more comforting then dads but thts just my opinion......p.s. DANE COOK RULES!!!!!!!!!

[JudgementalJosh]

XD "I could GROW CROPS.... with my tears" XD "oh ur havin a tough f*cking day? im in KOREA, im having a tough life" XD

[Skitty1031]

Thats what happens when you get drunk on cape cod.

[bonfire4000]

@davgabe Your a cum-filled dick licker.

[Cbjfan8]

"now take your dress off and end this little tea party"

[purpleopple]

@Cbjfan8 when i read this comment he said it!...... wird

[Cbjfan8]

@purpleopple Oh Yeah. Dane is Hilarious!

[madison23ily]

I CAN GROW CROPS WITH MY TEARS



[illicitxlies]

hello, how is my baby angel?

lmao im gonna talk to my kids like that

[LDKBBAB]

@illicitxlies If I talk to my kids like that they they'd slap me. lol

[handsomejustin]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA SAY THIS, BUT DANE COOK'S ACTUALLY NOT TOO BAD!

[kiwifruit44]

"Thanks Dad.. You make me feel so good." Ahahaa.(:

[jithin33]

he suuuuuuux

[thekissofdeath149]

Ha Ha, sissy! His dad is right!

[LeBartman]

Did anyone else notice the floor lighting on the stage?

[jithin33]

@chiodos71 silence is better

[jithin33]

he sux

[Chiodos71]

@jithin33 and you can do better?

[happybunny13100]

@jithin33 u know what? ur jeasouless,ur a lost soul xD

[FacexDoll]

Now's here your father. DON'T DO THAT! Hey. What's going on why do you sound like a babbling brook?

[Tyem310]

oh yeah? havin a tough day i was in Korea im havin a tough life you dont know the amount of tears i could cry i could grow crops with my tears,noone gives a fuck if your sad in this world

[SandyJeds]

i love his woman voice ♥

[LDKBBAB]

By the way, I didn't even wanna have you...just thought you should know that.

[brendizemo19]

rofl

[PleaseDrinkMeAlice]

why do you sound like a babbling BROOK.?

[Deel73]

where what this show?

[jojoja2008]

I could grow CROPS with my tears....

[NaaraxHatake]

That is so true

[weelaurenheer]

i dont know how many times ive watched this and even now i still laugh :L

[rbmadd]

I WAS IN KOREA

[gallaghergirl1000]

you know who your best friend is? Me. lol

[gallaghergirl1000]

how's my baby angel? lol

[beatriz8O9x]

DANE COOK !! FTW !!

[MsKiwi97]

bte i didnt evin wanna have u , u were a mistake lmfao

[1144Brandon]

lol your a mistake

[agoose7]

"you were a mistake i didn't even want to have you that's what happens when you get drunk on cape cod" ouch

[PrettyLittleMaggot]

everything he says, i'm like, IKR?!

[sammyland77]

"I can grow a crop with my tears!" xD

[RyannRebel]

I didn't know Dane Cook knew my father!

[TheRobobum]

@RyannRebel XD

[endrit95]

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[xXanthonyXx54]

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[endrit95]

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[irulezurmomz]

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[MoeGreensRightEye]

"If you talk to your dad he makes you feel like a f'n idiot."

Dane Cook must talk to his dad a lot.

[TheMustanglover67]

His mom voice sounds like a gay guy.

[allielgirl]

@TheMustanglover67

haven't you noticed? all the women in his life are gay guys! :D

[slh86]

that was example of pure  father ownage xD although sad

[SirRenji]

dane cook is awesome!

[SkeletonRatio]

EXACTLY. lmfao

[scaredofnoobs]

I could grow crops with my tears. no one gives a FUCK if you're sad in this world...here's your mother, thanks dad, oh and by the way i didnt even want to have you

[AlwaseBubbles]

Penises



[cherryberry369]

omg this is so funny, the first time i saw this video i couldnt stop laughing for like 5 minuets

[turkeysandwich11]

Hello, how is my baby angel?

[BreatheForLovex3]

"Don't do that." is basically his catchphrase xD

[hawkeyefan3]

i could grow crops with my tears

[Tyem310]

noone gives a fuck if your sad in this world

[wolfie90909]

sadly quite true

[elyTOXic]

Hahaha

"yuh weRe a mistake" LOL

[gwchamp813]

Oh yeah you're havin' a tough fucking day? I WAS IN KOREA! I'm having a tough life!

[LeBartman]

@gwchamp813 That's why you salute your veterans. That shit was tough.

[MsPicklebean]

lolz  you where a misstake

[zenapena12]

" ur having a tugh day? I WAS IN KOREA. OK? IM HAVING A TOUGH LIFE!! hahahhaha

[ItalianTacoMonster]

"you know who your best friend is? me. give yourself a hug, you rule." i love it:))

[ravenstarlovesedd]

XD so true

[backyardbetty]

hahahahahahahahahaaaaa........­....THIS DUDE IS FUUUUUUUUNNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!

[8VampireNeko8]

OMG! Hahahahahaha! Poor guy xD