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  • one time i was in a porta potty and i found a bug sitting on my thigh. yuck. i screamed and some guy came over and asked me if i was alright. it was awkward.

  • The best alloy on the internet is Karen Alloy....

  • I've lived in Southeast Asia for seven years, and when I first went, I didn't realize what the water would do to me. I ran to the bathroom because my ass had to explode. BUT THERE WAS NO SEAT. second stall NO SEAT. third stall NO SEAT.. so I just decided to go anyway. It wasn't until I crapped out everything I had ever eaten that I realized there was no paper. My friend said there was a vending machine called Mr. Convenience. Really how convenient is being stranded on the seat with no paper

  • at my old girlscout camp it was latrine vs portapotty ewwwww

  • I never sit on the seat and this vid explains exactly why!

  • Just hover over the seat!!

  • I wander what else she uses that plunger for...?

  • BOOBS

  • My sister works at a gas station, she sometimes has to clean the bathrooms. She said one time a bunch of drunk white chicks came in, went in the bathroom, puked & pissed all over, & one of them had her period & smeared blood EVERYWHERE. o.o

  • floating breasts need to use the restroom?

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  • You know what's funny is that a sign for a gas station says yes we have clean bathrooms like it was a selling point or something (we were in Alabama )

  • I always go in the last stall :)

  • every time i use a public loo, i always on on the 2nd right one!?!? dont know why??? ://

  • I like it... Good title, good info.

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  • My leg got caught on the porter potty door and some Asshole pissed everywhere and I fell in it

  • i wont dare use public restrooms..thay gross me out..the thought of it ..ugh unless its like i am going to like die pee then no!

  • hehe , very funny , hey whats the name of the tune of this video ?

  • Okay. I totally understand this video. Sounds creepy... but sometimes I wait to see which person comes out of a stall and decide if I wanna go in after them. :/

  • i go in the third stall from the door :P

  • lots of good points,I'd rather be pissin outside

  • It is fucked up the recruiter saying that because a Marine was saying he was beaten up by an FBI Agent the other day... then he was arrested by the Cops... ???

  • You know that is really wierd, the Marines, I guess the people I work for train the FBI Agents. Did you know that? They train a lot of people, a recruiter told me they train Army Rangers, Navy Seals, and all kinds of people too.

  • Oops, lapse of brain power I guess. Authority sticker or those signs at work, like the great big one that said United States Marine Corps on it... whatever.

  • I'm not sure what that Authority sticker on those signs at work was about, although looking it up it is one of the rules to being a Privileged Combatant by the Geneva Convention, but... you know...

  • I don't know, I was thinking about just walking over to there and having a look around, not with anyone, but of my own accord. Kind of a Scoutly thing, but I think, if anyone of them touched me I'd probably spin one of their heads off of their shoulders helmet and all.

  • Been kind of concentrating on OCW for the last little while, like watching Cops pluck women out of the crowds that were just standing there, throwing them to the ground, dragging them by the hair of the head, and start beating them up. Or them putting a Veteran into a Coma. My friend in the National Guard here had heard about that and that happened all the way in Oklahoma, like 800 miles away. He said his friends were talking abuot it. I read about it on Twitter.

  • That Combat Training gave me an Oath or something to live up to again I felt like, and working with those, I guess Merchant Marines too afterwards... and before it seems. It sure was a refreshing experience to say the least.

  • Drinking is bad and you shouldn't do it neither. Have you ever noticed that a lot of the supermajor beer companies are German or German in origin?

  • Maybe they'll try to beat the shit out of you 'til you do who knows? Lock ya in a little room until you will. No need.

  • An MP saying something like, "You can do that shit out there, but you can't do it on here!," probably doesn't help. No. lol I was sitting there and couldn't believe he said that.

  • I HATE school toilets...

  • Dentist bathrooms are really nice.... XD

  • "Don't run away if you want to stay because I ain't here to make ya. Whao no. It's up to you what you want to lose. That's defined in America. Ha! Don't stop!"

  • whenever i have to go to the bathroom in public i make one of my friends turn the sink on so no one can hear me pee. weird? i think so.

  • ugh port-a-poties have no toilet paper and blue icky water and they sould have like a tube you put in the ground so it smells less

  • the big one for handicapped people lol:)

  • Hey Karen, watched a few of your blogs just now , very funny and clever ,keep up the stellar work.........Ireland for the rugby world cup......

  • Karen, it's called squatting. 

  • Do yourself a favor and indulge in the most liberating shithouse related experience a human being can possibly undertake. Eating a candy bar while taking a dump. It's magical.

  • holy hell shut the hell up

  • @Loltax why are you saying that i don't think you really need to do thatwhy are you watching it if you don't like it

  • I stand up.

  • One of the worst public restroom encounters for me was as follows .... I had too go pee soooo bad ... like eyeballs floating orgasmicly bad!! I stopped at a dunkin donuts (they had a single stall bathroom) and I went too go in ... the door was locked (Damn it I had too goooo!!) I kept knocking and finally someone answered ...."just a minute" ... followed by VIOLENT VOMITING ... like it sounded like a fucking boot just came out vomiting. I ended up using the mans bathroom ... sooo awkward

  • At school i always use the second one to the left but the other day i walked in... AND IT WAS BROKEN i was looless :(

  • All that we are certain of is that we don't really rest in them.

  • - OMFG. I hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee proter pottieeeeeeee. Dx

    EXPLAIN TO MY DAD HOW I SHOULDNT USE IT, its revolting.

  • wtf? the music background! ahahaha

  • lol 1:15

  • i had to go into a gas station bathroom once, and the guy that i was waiting for to get out of the bathroom finally came out... and he was eating a piece of pizza...

  • i work at a gas station and have to clean the bathroom everynight so i know they are safe to pee in. safe to clean not so much

  • This reminds me of the time when my friend got crabs from a toilet and two days later got tipped in a portapotty.....

    And one time, I was at the beach and ALL the portapotties had poop smeared on the walls. The only "clean" (not so badly crap-smeared) had GIANT holes in the plastic.

    Hoo-rah for public powder rooms

  • @MurrImAButterfly ummm u caan get that from a toilet seat? cause now im scared!

  • @Electric28Feel Well, crabs is the term for pubic lice so you have a chance of getting it. But my friend was really unlucky. So, yes.

  • i went to a restroom at a park type place that was supremely barfalicious and my mom actually told me i was not allowed to put my bum on the seat. how do guys get it in the toilet?

  • I just pull off the road and go behind a tree or bush. In a few cases, I've squeezed off a deuce in the woods and had smarts to keep some paper towels in the car.

    If I'm on a dirt road that sees very little traffic, I just take a look around first, then unzip and go into the weeds.

    It's great to be a man.

  • Haha i love you! You're just so random and hilarious! :D I love your vids and you're super pretty! c(:

  • I'm freeeeeee!!! Free fallin!!!!

  • The handicap ones are my thing too XD

  • The third stall <3

    Hmm...a cold seat i dunno, xp

    EW GAS STATION RESTROOMS

  • love your eye make-up!

  • hahaha omg i literally wait until the stall thats mine is open.... no matter how bad i have to go!

  • why did I watch this whole thing...

  • You are seriously too beautiful. Only a really hot girl could talk about shit and get me turned on.

  • i shuddered when she said gas station restrooms...

  • In public restrooms I squat. I take no chances by sitting on that toilet...

    & when i was in high school, on AP testing day, all the toilets in our school went out & so they brought in porter potties (by the cafeteria..gross!) I had to pee SOOOO bad..I went in there, closed that door & almost had a heart attack! I ended up holding it & checking out of school and going to Burger King down the road. tht was the longest day in my life lol

  • Hahahahahahahaahhaha! Me2

  • Hahahahahahhahahaha he's a free pee-er. What. Hahahaha laughed for like an hour

  • Thanks for teaching me everything I needed to know about using the restroom. I had no idea what I was doing until I watched your video. They should show this in schools and be broadcasted on educational television so that people can finally get a clues as to what the bathroom is all about. Your potty wisdom will be recorded and go down in history and you will gain fame as the first true pioneer of the ivory stool.

    Here's to you!

  • for how long are you going to keep advertising your tits to the whole world? Have you no shame? If I was in the mood of watching porn, you wouldn't be my first choice.

  • @pac232 Its called Cleavage, and she's not showing all that much. If you dislike it so much...dont watch. Simple common sense no?

  • The three times I am most happy to be a male:

    -Whenever the words period or childbirth are mentioned

    -When I hear a girl talking about how her friends are all crazy backstabbing bitches

    -When I need to go and theres a tree, not ten feet away ;)

  • I hate it when women don't sit on the seat to pee, so they piss all over the seat and it's left for me to sit in by accident or to wipe up for them.. GROSS!! Stupid idiots don't know they can't get an STD directly from the toilet..

  • Omg there were these loos near a beach and it was basically places where u had to stand and there was a fucking hole that you had to piss into and like on the edge if the hole there was all shit around it and as soon as i looked in there i didnt need to go anymore my mum went to this camp where there was a toilet like that and she didnt need to shit for tye 4 days she was there.

  • school bathrooms r the best cuz when u wanna leave class u just go there and hang with friends, get a text...go to the bathroom and reply, gotta pee? THEN GO but its sorta weird when u r the only 1 in there 2 pee and like a person walks in 2 look in the mirror and u pee and it sounds like a water fall so when u get out they look at u like..."DANG GIRL!' u had 2 PEE :}

  • @LoveTayHope ikr i hate that

  • you forgot water closet ;D

  • thumbs up if you have to pee now.

  • i pee in da street ? nothing wrong with that if i gotta poo i can hold it for sure .... hotel restrooms are good clean maybe if ur in a 5star hotel its just like a toliet back home :)

  • YOU SAID RESTROOM TWICE AND FORGOT THE CANADIAN WAY WASHROOM!

  • i prefer your video on glowing monekeys

  • haha thumbs up for handicap stalls.

  • I <3 warm seats, my brother hates them, when I'm just finished on the computer he swaps the chairs and sits on a cold one instead of the one that I just sat on, I DON'T GET IT!! He knows who sat on it, would he react the same way if someone put a hot water bottle on the seat??

  • washroom

  • Sly dude or whatever girls bathrooms can be soooo nasty. At my school some ppl get poo on their hands and wipe it on the freaking wall. GROSS!!!!

  • lol Serious;y? seriously! sounds like greys anatomy

  • the guys restroom is gross compared to the girls. i had to go REAAAAAL bad one time, so my sister guarded the door when i saw that the guy's restroom was disgusting. and the girl's restroom (it was EMPTY. dont give me heat!) was just filled a bit with water. theres profanity and everything else in the guys'.....

  • what are STDs??

  • @childrensplace1

    STD is short for "Sexually Transmitted Disease" (HIV, Herpes, things along those lines).

  • 0:28 BREAST ROOMS?!

  • soooooo sexy. cant......stop.......raging...­...penis. aaaahhhhhhh. she is so ****ing hot

  • I called it Dubai ;)

  • Always funny reading the religous nut comments here. Most of them thinks the Bunny is the antichrist (or the 66 beats or something, since I believe antichrist is already reserved for Santa).

  • why do people get grossed out by warm seats? just cuz its cold, doesnt mean that it hasnt been used. lol

  • @theolgaaP HOW LONG WAS THAT PERSON ON THE SEAT FOR TO MAKE IT SO WARM? they were probably pooping, not a great thought.

  • @skatter17 so what? its not like theyre pooping directly on the seat...and like i said, just because its cold, doesnt mean someone hasnt used it or took a shit in it. duhh :P

  • Now wait one min. In star wars and star trek do we ever see a restroom NO! So in the future someones gonna figure out how to make are bodies reuse our waste. Wait what?...

  • U are a genius ahahahahahahah

  • LMFAO

    Confession: i am high on this 420 Holiday, and i love your videos.

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

    You have a great way of teaching people things but using the best thing ever(... humor...Duh? ) you def. seem like a really awesome (girl,women, young lady, biznotch) no effence on any of them.. im high and dont know what one sounds better and at least you can pick out the one you like the most lol, Later =P

  • the dumper!!!!

  • the dirty toilets are why you squat over them!! you dont have to touch it!!

  • RED HEADED SCUZZZZZZ!!!WAKE UP! YOU R NOT FUNNY, JUST ANOTHER UGLY RED HEADED SCUZZZZZ WAKE UP DORKKK

  • @NSA666999 she is really funny and your a dork if you cant see how amazing redheads are!!!

  • I don't sit on the seat or touch any handles or surfaces lol

  • Wow, even holding a plunger you look cute! :D LOL

  • Have you tried restroom in a truck drive?

  • at joe louis arena its horrible. some bathrooms only have one door in and out. can someone say safety hazard lol.

  • Warm toilet seats are the worst!!! ew!!! >.<

  • I always go in the 1st or 2nd stall at school...and I hate it when kids don't flush the toilet and you have to flush it...just saying

  • Thumbs up if at the beginning you thought of something besides a toilet plunger

  • Karen, Please do Sarah Palin parody.

  • lol, karen, have you ever seen a Men's Restroom? those things are so gross that you would never want to use a public restroom ever again.

  • If u go to the country side in China, u will die holding back because the rest rooms are filled with mud, urine, crap and fly lava.

  • Cause he's free!!!!! Free peer!!!!!!!

  • i went into a gas statioun bathroom once,& there wus only 1 stall wit a door,and it didnt even latch,there was no toilet paper in the hole store,and the was pee on the wall,and tats just sad since imma girl.

  • @chloeqluvsmusic no. its IMPRESSIVE. since ur a girl

  • The singing at the end reminded me of Fred....

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  • still HOT i see =D

    marry me please!!!

  • try to find one with the toilet seat up (im a chick) which means no one has been here since it has been cleaned

  • i'm sittin on the toilet watchin this

  • Thats why u squat!!! i find it eww how people sit on public toilets... *shudder* gahh guys are lucky... i hope ur happy with ur little penises!!!!

  • An office bathroom is like a new girlfriend; you want to think you are the only one who has f@ck her although you know she isn't a virgin.

  • who saw veins on her boobs?

  • yes i used an out house to "go". my mum even told me my aunt fell into one. o0

  • @saberbazer im white, and a girl, but that was TOTALLY racist

  • i HATE bathrooms at parks! theres always spider webs, theres no doors for the stalls, and the parks always have people so someone could just WALK IN and see u takin a crap! i also hate porterpotties, ugh.

  • I feel a little strange about using hand blowers to dry my hands since the blowers gets its air from inside a restroom that smells like poop. I just can't help but to think that I'm drying my hands with poop particulate matter. I'd sooner dry my hands with my pants. Just simpy breathing inside a public restroom is bad enough, I don't need the air concentrated on my hands.

  • You forgot about school restrooms....idk if its the same for girls but im in middle school i dont even touch the stalls one theres hunderds of boys in my school like 2 bathrooms...and its just unplesent on the walls theres "sex" "dick" "fuck" "vagina"....no thanks ill hold it for 1 to 8 hours

  • @MrJakeandaaron ikr? thats ALWAYS on the walls. btw im a girl so yes it IS the same

  • Ugh this is what I hate about being a boy! Going into the boys or mens restroom and I g2g Poop REALLY BAD! I go into a stall to see a Boy or Man Peed on the toilet seat >.< Really. THERES URNALS RIGHT THERE D:! Sometimes theres no other stalls to use. I go into 6 stalls in the boys bathroom. They either have something gross on them or Someone peed on the seat. :/ like really! Im not talking toddlers im talking like teenagers and men. I think its gross. :/! I have to clean the seat of pee! D<!

  • i use the one farthest one away from the door because people who are lazy don't use them :)

  • I'm a man, so I don't have that much problems with warm seats, though there are some nasty men out there that manage to pee on the toilet seat. Whenever I need to sit down I always put on a layer or two of toilet paper on the seat, so as to shield my ass from the others.

  • Men are proud that they can pee standing up, and can usually wait for number 2 when they get home.

  • Like, no one EVER remembers to FLUSH! It takes like a second! do it!

  • THE POTTY!

  • I put toilet paper down on the seat when I use public restrooms..

  • My grandparents live in Kenya, Africa.The toilet itself was so dirty people began doing what they had to do in the corner of the stall o.e

    After using the public restrooms there, I'm fine with ANY public restrooms in Canada.

  • I like all the annotations...

  • thats to dame funny.. and what makes it funny is that its 101% true!!!!!!!

  • Acctualy i sit on the toilet only at home.. at public restrooms i do my things standing 1/2 up. ..

  • their so veinie!!

  • kis vörös dög...

  • i've been thinking about those people who mess up the public restrooms... What does their own toilets look like?

  • my cousin poos in every toilet she sees. even public ones, and it takes her 20-40 minutes. we always have to wait for her..... it's kinda creepy

  • i always use thre only one that locks

  • Boys r lucky as hell. I can't pee in a public restroom unless I'm crawling with bladder pains, I dn't know the people who piss there so wth i look lyk peeing rite after them. Only in my own sanctuary peeps!

  • I generally avoid all seat to cheek contact to ensure there are no warm seat/ cold seat issues. I also avoid touching door handles, generally substituting my hands with my elbows. Trust me, after a few years, I have the technique down.

  • Hooray for having a penis!

  • @uopferdi i want a penis!!!!!!!!! X(

  • look at her boobs at 0:14 O.O <3

  • guess what? Im a dude so i don't have to sit down to go pee. HAHA

  • I work construction,there is no "restroom". I carry a roll with me and make a bathroom when and where I need too.Cold and dry is best kinda toilet seat to find tho.Whats nice about portapotties is when the turd hits and the blue water comes back up and splashes you in the ass.<true story

    Luv you and your vids KA :)

  • that hats awesome.......... i want one :P

  • washroom.

  • The loo.

  • restroom = a room you rest in

    shitting room = a room you take a shit in

  • bwahaha, guys never have to worry about the seats.

  • gas station bathrooms? yyeeeaaaaaahhh, i would rather pee somewhere that would be illegal than use those things if i had to go that badly. out houses and portapotties i'm perfectly fine with though, even though i used to be scared of legit out houses lol.

  • ewwwwwwwwww I NEVER sit on a public restroom seat! I like hover over it then flush the toilet with my foot! XD

  • @fashionbug312 u know my 1st grade teacher actually taught me and my classmates to do JUST THAT. lol! XD

  • I never sit on a public restroom! EWW!!!

  • @Sabinka0000 oh God me neither sooo freaking gross

  • why is it called the "Restroom?"

  • COLD SEAT

  • I have a disability and its a huge pet peeve for me when i have to use it and someone is using the stall and they are not disabled! :D

  • Are you saying BRESTROOM or RESTROOM?

  • stall 4(it's the biggest)

  • stal 3

  • straddle the bucket, it is better for the poop shoot, we cave men did it that way, and your military bush wacker types.....

  • I remember when I was little, I was going to the bathroom (yes it was a one room, one toilet bathroom and there was a line) and the lady before me was really fat, and when she got out, I went in and sat on the toilet and said a little too loudly, "Thank you fat lady!" And I liked the creepy warmness when I was little. And when I got out, the 10 people before me were gone! I look back at it now and realized how much I've changed(:

  • Some restrooms have their own forests. Or is that mold?

  • cold, but i NEVER EVER go to public restrooms. id rather keep myself, until i get home.

  • @Kinder1996 me 2

  • @saberbazer You haven't seen many women then, probably locked away in your own ignorance. Not surprised.

  • Man I dont give a fuck,,,, I think it's a chick thing to care

  • Cushioned toilet seats wouldn't be sticky if you used toilet seat covers .

  • Women's Restrooms are always a mess. You don't find that in guy's rooms. Usually we just go, not stand there and talk and throw stuff all over the place.

  • @Paigeshusband

    guys rr are so clean b/c they dont take the time to wash thier hnds, use tp or paper towels to wash up after the fect. although i do grab a big wad of papers just to wipe up the spot i was at

  • i dont use urinals cuz i have a small penis. xD

    lol.

  • your pee face XD!! 3:27

  • OMG, I ALWAYSSS use the handi-cap bathroom stalls!!!