Drunk Guy on Vent - Eve Online Edition!

[randomkille]

He´s not drunk, he´s a whigger.

[bobsyoursister1]

fuck im 14 and i can handle shit loads more than one vodka haha

[beedham21]

only one bottle of vodka wow he is a light weight hahaha

[bsull10]

LMFAO

[AdrialeEU]

-.- what a complete idiot

[Pieh0]

someone thinks too much about cops touching his dick.

[Shadow7889]

Some guy, " Concord's gonna pull you over. "

Mr. Drunk, " Concord can't pull me over! I'll fucking pwn Concord! "

*They all drop out of the warp and a Concord fle8t is waiting in view*

Mr. Drunk " Oh shit...."

[noobspartan117]

ill take what his having.you sure this guy aint stoned.

[therealonethistime]

This guy is hot . . . .

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Yeah, say that to a cop. See what happens.

[PanzerX7]

it never burns....

[Goderich1942]

Skipped ahead: "You can't touch my dick!" "Please let us touch your dick!" ... WHAT THE F*&K!?

[cdat098098]

omg this is so epic hahahahahaha

[Jonaeproductionx3]

''You can't touch my dick, please can we touch you dick'' LOL ROFL LMAFO

[Liechengsos1]

lol... this guy is really stoned.

[DiamondChrome42]

lolololol they could've just destroyed his ship and would've never noticed from admiring his dick, what to touch?

[legacysubaru7]

Haha You can touch my dick. XD Epic.

[XanderGonnaEatYu]

WHAHAH he must have been pissed drunk xD

[heavyscrapmetal]

its scrary...cuz i think i know him 0_o

[saberswordsmen1]

LOLOL. The cop sequence was funny.

[ronnin79]

fake

[rogerrabbit007]

yes and he is in law enforcement i was there

[gamerx112]

"he is playing eve online" = meh

"he is playing eve online drunken style" = :O

[Darakon]

lol!!

[sincaid4]

yeah, he admitted to having a tiny cock LOL priceless.

[FlipJanson]

lolwutomgbbq? xD hilarious

[mike3641616]

what the fuck, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­, I can't believe it

[PirateMcSandwich]

lol cutting some one off over vent

[LoloCopter247]

TOUCH HIS DICK HE IS LETTING YOU!!!

[spicytauren]

Same shit used to happen in wow, and the game tells you that the items are there have a higher value but there's greater risk! So it's your own silly fault for going into a lowsec zone in your intergalactic space dumpster, you're begging for a spanking to be honest.

[jaackmehoff]

id be ALL over his dick to ^.^

[vortex675]

hope you get more vids of this guy i laugh my ass off everytime i hear it :)

[Jeff55369]

they should have tricked him into shooting at a concord ship in highsec... :)

[BigDuke6ixx]

Guy must be a poofter.

[insanekillers1232]

he just admitted he has a tiny, tiny dick, thats great

[allkillano]

i wanna touch his dick

[ToyImp]

reminds me of a 6 year old that learned how to cuss. and then tries to be funny because he seen a skit on comedy central once.

[DarkSmokey]

@ToyImp still funnier than you. also more interesting, more mature, educated, pleasant, thoughtful and so on, so please try to stay off the internetz...

[hahnpremo]

i want my 2mins back

[The1nX]

LMAO this guy is hilarious.  You can touch my dck because you asked nicely.

[detibry]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nooooooooooo homo

[Rocoron]

..........

[Sergeant2drift]

hahahahah

[freakcoda]

Why when white american kids get drunk they get cocky like a pussy?

[Treekodar]

@freakcoda for the same reason that black American kids get educated when they get drunk, oh wait.. nvm.

[En3rgybandit]

lol

[imortalvalk]

yeah don't let them ram you, stab them with your dick, it's the perfect defense.......

[chris23128912]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats sooo effin funny, how did the dick bit come up hahah

[ThePaxtonProductions]

This video has convinced me never to let alcohol touch my lips.

[macshit900]

it never burns. *Laughing In BG*

[YewLogs026]

"I'd be like BITCH HERES MY DICK"

LOL

[LurkingCrassZero]

Sooooo, he likes gay sechs with cops and needs a magnifying glass & tweezers to find his his needle dick!?

Was he really drinking, or given a truth serum!?

[GottaBKD]

Thats just drunk talk....sweet sweet drunk talk :-S

[Razputin53]

great..... gay drunk LOL!

[Misterunnamed]

Oh god this is so good.

[MsSexyone1987]

ROFL

[WesDesto]

apparenty he likes dick

[Shilling7]

lol i love those people its so funny listening to their nonsense!

[jeffrags2]

drunk drunkitty drunk drunk drunk

[Kaninerness]

Hey everyone, i have some new free 21 days trails for eveonline. Feel free to message me on youtube if you want one. (That is 7 days more than those trails you can get on eve onlines site).

[OverlordRaxusReaper]

Hey, feel free to send me one, bud.

[Hauler24]

Amatuer Drunk! lol!

[notsoundercoveralien]

typical assclown

[yuri63f6]

Wow... talk about embarrassing moments... DAMN!

He'll definitely not be wanting to look back at this crap...

[TubeTAG]

It never burns.

[pureextc]

hahaha dude admits tiny dik and lets cops touch his wee wee  dammn

[pureextc]

Rob8729 lmfao at ur comment..

[RelmitosBroadCasts]

Drunk fuck..

[Rob8729]

LOL!! This guy is just fumbling for the closet door!

[monkeywithplutonium]

drunk on eve is how you get podkilled.... 0.4 space might sound safe cause its 3am... my poor industrials...

[emsp8]

I'm pretty sure he admitted that he has a tiny dick and that he likes gay cops...

[patchhacker]

Drunken master wanna be!

[weirdracer24]

wow that guy has problems lmfao

[XxSilvertonguexX]

lol this is hilarious

[Spikyrob]

roooofl

[erock2891]

id like to hear how the dude explained his way out of homosexuality....

[FallenAcix]

It never burns... hahahahahahahaah yeah right... yo sex is on fire

[Ratach]

ROFL!!! I laughed so hard I cried.

[BigUnitHeat101]

lol

[eldudio]

That guy just wants to be Jack black...

[TwistedDeathAngel]

lol. Thats the funniest thing yet.

[IIv3nom]

.. he doesnt even sound drunk. If anything he sounds like a fucking little faggot.

[inflamed666]

hahahaha "concord cant pull me over ! i fucking own concord !" XD

Noob.

[umd223]

ROFL

[Aeronius]

FAIL

[90hero99]

noob drinker!!

[viciokas1993]

OMG hes killin me, ROFL

[SocomUB]

ROFL!!!! I hate it when you have a little dumb ass drinking shit that he cannot handle

[rutgerius1]

wtf is that shit about his dick :/

[Nomoreusernames113]

That was epic. 5/5

[erock2891]

lmao concord can't pull me over. oh goodness.

[pheonex]

lol nice

[Ironstronghold]

LMAO twizzers?

[exconvictriddick]

sounds like bunch of little sissies. ^^ ooppps

[jakeurevig]

favorite

[GamingNeeds]

lol touch my dick

[leonard109]

i wish i could play eve wish it was free :( i will get it eventually

[MasterOfFlash92]

its not much to play :p

[leonard109]

i know but need to get a new pc first i got a shitty one :(

[gavingoodrich]

Fuckin' tweesers!  \o/

[someguy19x]

lol was a douche bag

[1234janwillem]

haha this is insane ... but funny//

[SublimePunk925]

lolwutermelon?

[FinalyFantasy]

Lol same.

[KillswitchFilms]

tweezers...win

[jonnyalpha]

lol wut

[Puzzoozoo]

What a twonk.

[nightlyfae]

LOL ooh fukkin tweezers!! Concord would stomp this bitch!!

[redlegwarrior]

Haha that kid is such a CUNT.

[moose501]

no drinking and flying

[darkarcra]

lmao

[XxAntari24xX]

Nice

[ConductiveDan]

Mr Jhonny are you trying to tell me you thought that was a BRITISH accent?

Dude he sounds as american as hotdog to me.... and Im a proper Brit! (and hence awesomely cool, apparently... tis true though :) )

[gavingoodrich]

funny as shit

[MrJohnny56789]

I would be friends with him because he sounds like a Winston Churchill in the making, and as well all know, brits are cool.

I remember a time way back at a party where some tall guy who thought he was amazing drank so much that he started blathering about gaining levels and such from tabletop DND, then he was passed out, dragged into the shower, pissing on the ground the whole way..

good times, talk about embarrassing, but hilarious to observe.

[HandiAce]

This guy would sure like the Incursus.

[joshc007]

wow. this guy is humiliating himself. it is funny

[dawnofwardarkcrusade]

One night i got really, really drunk, then when i woke up the next morning i was sat at a planet in red AAA space, in a iteron. How i got there and how i survived i have no idea hahaaa

[Mattisbehindyou]

lol, seriously?

[dawnofwardarkcrusade]

yeah no joke, got back safe too. AAA just suck at PVP so that'll be why :D

[Mattisbehindyou]

i would have expected him to shoot his FC by the time he got back and all his fleet members killing him.

[Soccerfan198]

LMAO touch my dick LOLOLOLOL

[shanos123]

lmao

[nostratsafter67]

best coms ever

[Berlioz24]

ROFLMAO

[DJGahann]

Eve and drink do not mix, you're bound to lose your expensive ship, the stupid things said aside. Hilarious nevertheless, nice vid!

[glitch91]

Actually i find some people tend to do better oddly enough...

[exconvictriddick]

wow. so stupid and immature. i guess thats what happen when your drunk??? talk shit???

[evehobbs]

stop squeezing to tight-

it never burns

[GothicAng3I]

nice 1 X)))

[Vortex1988]

LMAO!

"They'd be all up in that shit with the magnifying glass...f-f-fuckin' tweezers!"

[TheSockPuppetShow]

lol

[Turminak]

This reminds me of my corpmate...s...

[pipinho114]

sm?

[specialkaye87]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't drink and fly jackass!!!!

[AmazonSamurai]

LMAO touch my dick roflroflroflorflorfl

[spinningtop5]

lol?

[NeOkftw]

ROFL i love the bit yeah i can drink a bottle of vodka and still drive... rofl

[ciupicX]

hahah loved it :D a few days ago went on vent same here a drunk russian guy from my WoW guild...omg this is funny as hell... i`m sorry i didn`t record it

[WonkeyWarthogWheel]

Make sure it never burns.... it never burns dunno y his all over talking about dick tho lol

[BasharSardaukar]

touch his dick?

i hope this guy isn't in your corp nemore

[Torque2100]

Naw, keep him around for laughs

[Gakamoment]

LMAO

[alemar1122]

im sorry but that was probably the funniest shit ive heard in a long time

[ElectricalBadger]

Why is that guy so obsessed with people touching his dick...? Especialy a rozza because chances are it would be a bloke...

[AnarithIII]

not cool dude, not cool

[MonkeyChillcup]

Retards should have access to alcohol ever...

[RasLevi]

rofl should've read what you wrote before hitting the post button.

[Inkingdoms]

lol "Fuckin tweasers."

[salgod]

Man, beer + Eve = Win.

[Maximusmadrica]

Hell yeah.

[vodoopop]

Hahahahahahaha lol WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!

[Mehozzy]

Boring if you don't know how to play. To be fair its a complex game.

[AngelTheFallen]

"bitch stop fucking squeazing so tight"

[FromPeterhof]

hahahaa

[jamsey700]

bitch nears my dick!

[englandftw111]

does eve cost ?

[BZA93]

Yes

[stevesoxx]

Love this stuff. Need to post more.

[zibafu]

touch his dick hahahahaha

[Wulfenbach]

Geez Drinking and Pilotting just don't hope he didn't crash into another ship or station :P

[m0hdx]

holy shit...that was one hell of a long warp.

[SexyBeastOfPR]

...I watched this with my mother.

Absolutely...Amazing. Best time ever. This guy definitely needs AA...or his parents to stop supplying him with booze.

[PjPjPaul]

LOL i agree

[Gambit690]

WOW - what a fucktard

[dodudumdumdum]

LOL, but what worries me is that he know that it never burnes, putting it on the fire perhaps :P

[mrrowleyuk]

They'll be like, and I'll be like, and they'll be like and I'll be like....etc etc

I yawn at the inbred American retard.

[lingojac]

hah lol

[jamsey700]

hahahhahaso fucking funny hahahhaha

[deedundone]

his voice reminds me of...the one doing all the talking....well i cant put my finger on his name but im pretty sure he had longer hair....its not taylor or sean or stephen or kyle...umm it could be taylor...nono its got to be a john yes a john from my 7th grade algebra class is who that reminds me of.

[goonercw]

Jeremy kyle!

[fattypig2]

This guy is very horny

[wowidontgetit]

lol