Man killed with Snapped Wet Towel! (Happy Towel Day)

[victor981006]

SWEDEN

[Hargak]

who killed who with a towel?

[MrDarkbaron007]

@gzac95 WRONG

[Deadlynoob524]

fuck me! that damn FACE scared the shit out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADHADVYGDHGUYDT­HAVJDTYUascfzxczxvszvb

[McRaiged]

CANADA

[manamesjohn]

its pronounced NU-CLEAR

[gzac95]

memorial day is a day to remember soldiers who died in the civil war.

[RecklezOMG]

I hate you so much xD

[KookieXDough]

yo girlfriends pussy

[Sporemin]

PHIL KILLED ME!

[luckystar123451]

florida

[sakura99nightcat]

italy

[SomeRandomGuy2112]

Canada

[bananafooter]

O'Canada :)



[Skyetime9]

Wow. You just HAD to scare the shit out of me. Now I have to watch 4 hours of American Dad just to be able to sleep tonight.

[thefallenone86]

Australia

[sixinthehood]

only took 2 years for the comments to stop going ape-shi*. Now mine can be seen by all the late viewers :D

[darkmantlestudios]

@sixinthehood  stay classy internets

[buttdud1122]

minnesota represent

[darkevil88188]

Saudi Arabia :3 ...

[ossified4reason]

Cape Town South Africa!

[farmer29200]

minnesota

[XZYZero]

Colorado... XD

[KenzieMarieTv]

Wyoming!!! 

[SOLTANA17]

this guy is so funny

[SOLTANA17]

this guy is so funny

[wolffromsteam]

Germany FTW

[JustAnotherHailey]

TOWEL DAY IS ON MY BIRTHDAY! OMFG THATS THE BEST DAY EVER! I KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO ASK FOR FOR MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR!

[EugeneDrAwkward]

canada...eh

[LittleLadySmurf]

Yukon!

[wahkingcontradiction]

Virginia!

[mzPenguinPantz]

America MARYLAND FTW

[caterhamtv]

Im in belgium

[SuperPenguinBob]

Croatia :)

[klooger28]

Australia :)

[4damiana20]

Texas....

[MRbombastic2515]

Australia ;)



[champers592]

michigan!!

[Pedofied]

manitoba :)

[PBanimation]

teennesee

[nika180]

Australia :)

[jarrydward]

Australia :)

[coldblade2000]

bogota, cundinamarca, colombia, south america, south earth, earth, solar system, milky way, universe

[jessimaxable]

thanks for loveing dallas...oh dallas love you to....

[AKABOMB69]

waffles

[greenpredetor]

los angeles , cudahy , ca

[emroth23]

wales

[Mronetakereview]

scotland



[ilovetofly212]

England

[thorninacheapbouquet]

I'm actually from Dallassss!:D

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

I have 42 Towels. Your argument is invalid. I am improbable. My heart is made of gold. Mice are from the fifth dimension.

[msPanicMoon]

@KingOfTheNarwhals So long, and thanks for all the fish. Wait- what did the potted plant think, again?

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

@msPanicMoon Or the whale?

[msPanicMoon]

@KingOfTheNarwhals Obviously. How could I have forgotten the whale?

[legspasm]

project free tv@ u look like some thing i shat out n u sound like the before math alot of farting

[matt759537]

ontario canada

[KibaStrawberryLove02]

Canada ^ _^ ontario !



[BOOMheadshot4474]

THAt FUCKING SWCARED ME

[mcr2017]

MICHIGAN!

MICHIGAN!

MICHIGAN!

MICHIGAN!

MICHIGAN!

MICHIGAN!

MICHIGAN!

MICHIGAN!

[Hamthy727]

Pennsylvania.



[aeriana789]

im from connecticut

[veniceiceman]

CA,USA aaand in Venice Noooo not Venice Italy

[acwwfan1010]

my mom's vagina

[JesuCristoEsREY]

Bronx, New York - I believe you were born around this way, Phil? =)

[joe182ish]

sheffield england

[Brokkedahl]

Denmark :p

[xBeEpJeEpv2]

Did no one get the Hitchikers Guide referance?

[TheSunnRose]

California, USA

except I live in a really boring part.....YAAY SACRAMENTO!! xD

[gossipgirlfan401]

Cambridge, England :D

[2134wolfie2134]

And yes it sucks here

[2134wolfie2134]

Jacksonville Fl

[Imatrollyay]

QOTD: Right behind you...

[yesitsraija]

Edmonton, Canada.

[blueteardrop123]

omg phil you filled me with penicillin that means you wanna kill me!!!

-- that one canadian chick

[mmmtriplem]

i from switzerland

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

Imma start singing that song.lol

[FeliciaSmiling]

sweden

[xXGrimXDeathXx]

DALLAS COWBOYS 4 EVER =D

[snakegirl98]

omg phil you are awesome "I don't condown that link in the side bar"xP

[snakegirl98]

york pennsylvania



[nattymcg]

Wichita Kansas

[ckent87]

I live in Ottawa, ON Canada :)

[tjg777]

Oakville , Canada



[Groudon2222]

I litterally shat my pants when the pop-up came. I'm not kidding in the slightest, I was holding in a dump, and I was standing on one leg. Thanks Phil, luv ya man.

[PCWalrus]

im from ur bed

[Kittynaruto18]

im looking from midvale,utah

[GeePowers]

I'm from Dallas,Texas.(:

[Samx1999]

Im from Ontario Canada

[JNasty563]

Buffalo NY here. Represent!! Not really.... It sucks here, well except for the fact that our Bars stay open later than any other place in America. So... Yeah... Go alcoholism?!

[jeebzPB]

Internet connection sucks in my igloo :'(

[2Bforsaken]

towel day isn't a national holiday. people do it all over the world

[hatefulslinky]

@dudettam....... i bet your polar bear takes shits the size of my kids, my friend has a vespa, which is like a minivan for his balls.

[playityourway]

luvin the wu tang thrown in there

[tnethacker]

Philip. Give us a a shout: on "Towel Day Dublin" on facebook

[madhatter82900]

@WrenxAirie hes sxe!

[lrx90]

i am from norway

[Inyofacesaysme]

Uhhh... Atlanta

[xLavenderBlossomx]

crappy nyc

[orion4mm]

i live in dallas but i only just started watching your video i would have been able to meet you damn it

[TheKitten4mahlunch]

But Phil.... I look like that girl at 3:07... only problem is, i am a boy.... O_o

[tubamilk1]

@TheKitten4mahlunch I loled at your username.

[spinemelter2000]

I'm here because I just watched "Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate."

[thescousetakeover]

@spinemelter2000

Haha, same here! "come here ya butterball"

[TheRebellionFilms]

oh gawd... i'm allergic to penicilin...

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

haha, this video is most popular with 13-17 year old girls.

[wccrispy]

You forgot the nuke-yuh-lur pronunciation.

[hider456789]

i live in dallas. I WIN.

[RedDiabl0PBCam20]

OMG WHY PHIL?! I'm sorry...majorly behind but that pic made me jump....creepy creepy scary creepy...

[Dreamer1661]

ilive in canadia ..... but my pet moose RAN away :'( damn i have no way to get in to town my dogs are sick :(

[taylortot9496]

I'm allergic to penicillin so that would be bad if I was filled in by it :|

[MikeyVengeace1987]

They should bring all the troops back and just stick this douche on the front line. His voice will act as some sort of sonic screeching weapon and kill all the terrorists.

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

I salute all of our lost soldiers

[Binkii70]

LOL

[GP1583]

can i haz free wii games? link doesnt work :(

[idkai]

@GP1583 Research Wii Homebrew, there is a lot of stuff you can do after you properly hack your Wii

[justwantyoutoseeme]

i love you

[ochaofice]

iowa its very cold

[sublimebuddha420]

always have a towel.

[zimusa1]

Ireland Galway :P

[HumanGameGuide]

0:37 ALL YOUR TOWELS ARE BELONG TO US... Thumbs up teh h4xxorz who get that reference.

[hjdj95]

norway bergen.. just bergen... we like rain... it rains alot here... it often rains... bergen is actually proved to be the most rainy city in the world

[nsofast]

How the hell you gonna talk about towel day without mentioning Douglas Adams???

[671RomeoBongat]

Thank you Phil for scaring me at 12 aFUCKINm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡! Thankyou...

[GamesGal0re]

IM FROM HELL :D

[ChelsNotTheSea]

Troy, Alabama.

*Troys actually one of the top 3 STD infested college towns. 3 outta 4 have one. ick. not me :D just saying.

your super funny. :D good job and f the negative people 

[candagal]

ONTARIO CANADA BABY!!!!!!!

[mattofblades1]

QOTD: Ocala Florida

[JosieDaPhreequeShow]

sin sin nasty ohio

[Burtonman44]

Seattle Washington

[frodoshop]

im in taiwan and i was born in ohio

[PhoenixImmortal18]

The Haiti viewer must feel Soooo special

[S2KennaaS2]

Pennsylvanniaaa<3[:

[mariagirl96]

im allergic to penacilin.? >.<

i dont no how to spell tht

haha

if i take it ill die!!

[mariagirl96]

OH-IO!!! <3

[Ballet4Everz]

Transylvania :)

[ItWasTheSalmonMousse]

Are we listing all the countries that hate this cock?

South Africa!!!

[Washu1973]

Australia

[PlatanoSalesman]

Dominican Republic :D

[kjenki67]

bet uv never heard were am from. Shetland

[constantine8]

@kjenki67 Shetland island? where the trees grow sideways cause its so windy? lol

[kjenki67]

@constantine8 well tbh there aint many trees its 2 windy :L n if there is they r side ways yea

[StupidSquirrelGirl]

Right next to the most pointless landmark in the United States, the St. Louis Arch in Missouri.

[ArtemisApollo26]

I live in Montreal canada but I'm from el Salvador

[MoFoLey13]

Newfoundland, Canada!

[oOquicksilver12Oo]

....Dallas Texas.

[FREESIDE13]

AUSTRALIA:)

[AnnaTunnels]

GREECE but i live in belgium :P

[coolpiman]

the reason of one star is that it is 4:00 in the fricken morning and im 8

[mav334]

canada

[PivotXX]

Australia

[01Lottaabble]

Estonia ,

[MrDannyG92]

Wolverhampton, UK Philly my man :)

[chanelleybelley]

California!!!!!!! Orange county to be more specific!!!!!

[djenne101]

TRINIDAD & TOBAGO!!1 FUKKIN a!!!!!

[MainHond]

South Africa :D Phil D. Sickest :D

[JosieDaPhreequeShow]

gee thanks phil...im allergic to penicillin

[IAmARad]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

[lukemomo1]

Dededo,Guam search it up on Google if you don't know!

[UnavailableNameOf10]

lol @ all these people who are seemingly stalkers too you

[wcooper97]

So at some point in time... I was 120 miles from Phil... and possibly walked and rode on the same streets he did. Also funny that he said "in my pants" when we still had the sidebar. Time traveler Phil.

[wcooper97]

ANC, Alaska

[zoeyjusko]

Towel Day? Do they celebrate this in South Park, CO? If so, is Towlie the spokesperson for this holiday? "Wanna get high?"

[SuperKer17]

im in atlanta georgia where you used to live :)

[illov1992]

estonia



[skbcool]

Austin freakin' TX yo.

[987654614]

Topeka Kansas USA beyotches~!! :D

[hawnkblade]

stupid...just wached 3 seconds of the vid

[megaluigi55]

@hawnkblade good for you.... no one fucking cares, stfu seriously, if you dont like it then leave, its that simple.

[hawnkblade]

@megaluigi55 did i asked for your fucking opinion? NO, then YOU shut the fuck up and go fuck urself, i say what i want, thats why i CAN comment, if you dont like it dont look....asshole

[InoFan4Eva]

Alabama, Where rednecks with beer roam free ;)

[lilpreciousmama]

.."cuz its towel day & i really like towels!...yeah !" lmfao best part !

[ThePrankCity]

The White House. I know.

[thefluroorange]

Sydney Ausralia mate.

[WrenxAirie]

Phil, why do you keep calling yourself ugly? :<

You're so cute (^_^)

[dudettam]

canadia where i live in my igloo and walk my pet polar bear

[wizardnoodles054]

@dudettam Really? You should come visit me nd my moose ranch in Alaska!

Ill have my polar bear pick you up at the Airport. You can sleep in the guest igloo :P

[Kasch47]

@dudettam Hey don't bash our igloos dude and polar bears are awesome

[Dowylius]

Lithuania ;DD Yeah, i know you never heard of it, just google it..

[glendasboyfriend]

you lived in texas?