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  • LOL y did that hapin

  • rocket boosters disengaged and shit houston those fuckers didnt tighten the front straps got some rear end jerk here

  • Only rice I know bitches is when I go out for Sushi or to any Asian food place.

  • oh oh oh..i found a typo. it should say "4whp rice burner cant even drive on a dyno"

  • 400hp eagle talon...complete rice

  • I want to see what happens next. Someone get fired?

  • God i swear most of the people on this are straight up retarded. I love Ford V8s but my DD is a Mitsu Eclipse and i love it it's a great little car. No modern carmakers make junk cars. Sure some years some brands will be better, but as competetive as the auto industry is, if anyone truly made junk they would no longer exist.

  • one less ricer to worry about...keep it up /!\

  • is it really a ricer though? i mean it is a cross breed of mitsubishi AND Chrysler, ill go 50/50. a good fact tho is this car is powered off TURBO, which means half this cars powered by its turbo

  • the body kit doesnt match the door...at all

  • How do they put it back on the track lol?

  • No big loss..it's only an Eagle Talon.

  • Nelson Muntz sez, "HA HA!"

  • im pretty sure his drivetrain said "fuck me!!!"

  • being a talon doesn't make it rice its still basically a eclipse.

  • @ninhaxable

    ...and Eclipses are still basically gay.

  • I love how the body kit and the door trim DON'T line up. No surprise. At least its the same fkn color I guess.

  • I respect Chrysler and Mitsubishi ... but talon???? whyyyy!? :(

  • @TheNXGvideos Talon is DSM. DSM is Mits. =D

  • @sidewayzevo thats why im saying i respect those companys... but Talon was kind of a finacial fail for them :/

  • @TheNXGvideos then you respect talon, because it is Mitsu and chrys

  • @RsBl0gger91 I do in a way because of its DSM soul but... not their best achievements :P

  • @TheNXGvideos the eclipse gsx was ranked very high up there back during this time period...power to cost, power to weight...the 4g63t was way ahead of it's time in the 90s.. I just wish they brough the AWD eclipse back..the new GTs are nice with a steady 260hp MiVEC but they're FWD

  • @RsBl0gger91 the 4gen eclipse was shit since they introduced the 3rd gen the only nice 4gs are the 09-and up 1g and 2g will always be the fastest and sexiest !

  • The Dyno says "get this rice shit outa here"

  • @ichbindarren

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • @ichbindarren dude, eagle talon was from crysler.

  • @hasnachos Its a 50% Chrysler, but its still a rice POS

  • @ichbindarren Wheres your car videos on here? You driving a geo metro? FUCKFACE. Just because you can't beat us ricers doesn't mean you can talk shit. When you can step up. Talk to us.

  • @Drumcomedy LMFAO. I drive an REAL car, Its American and it has a V8. FTW.

  • @ichbindarren How isn't this a real car? Yours has double the cylinders and probably makes less power than this. Just because something was produced in another company, means nothing, unless its produced in like a 3rd world country. Then it might be rigged.

  • @ichbindarren I have a Chrysler, (American) with a V6 that will hurt your V8's feelings. What you woman tells you applies to engines too, size doesn't matter, but how you use it;)

  • @XfireBlake I drove a freinds 300C with the V6 and I aint gunna lie, it was a very nice engine. But V8 will always be the ideal forumula.

  • @ichbindarren Well the 300C only comes with a hemi but the 300 with the new V6 is pretty good for a sedan. The fastest Chrysler ever made is my Crossfire, and it kills all the SRT 8s with much less weight and fuel. That is my formula;) That is why I defend the small engine with big power.

  • @hasnachos your both wrong Mitsubishi makes it but chrysler owns Eagle

  • @ichbindarren well this rice shit own all of your car douch

    

  • @ichbindarren since when is an 400whp talon rice... stfu & troll somewhere else.

  • @ichbindarren Wheres your car?

  • @ichbindarren ... 400 whp...

  • @ichbindarren Apart from the hood which I don't like (that's a preference thing) the rest of the car looks good. If it's putting out 400bhp, doesn't make it a ricer . .

  • @Mafia2786 agreed.

  • @ichbindarren 400 awhp is rice? hmmm you sound like a typical ricer that doesn't know what RICE is

  • @ichbindarren Talon's are made by Chrysler you retard. Oh and by the way, last time I knew the general consensus was that anything pushing more than 250 horsepower to all 4 wheels wasn't rice (WRX's/STI's/EVO's). It was a good joke in the wrong place my friend.

  • @xXMyhalo2Xx I know that Chrysler was responsible for 50% of the car. But its a small car, with a small engine, with body work, pushing way more power than it should. Thats the definition of rice IMO

  • @ichbindarren I think this is a quite sweet ride.

  • And the strap on the mirror was supposed to do what exactly?

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  • oh shit hahaha

  • hey man do u have the paint code?

  • mulligan?

  • "Allright" cars fucked...next!

    /fixed

  • ''alright'' :D

  • Clean looking car!

  • alright :D :D

  • cause look at :50 i own a talon...those taillights are to narrow to be a talon...unless he did a taillight conversion

  • @ MrTykirst u can tell its a talon by that back wing that wraps around the rear window. its an eagle talon

  • @Icebound013 eagle talon and eclipse...same body style different taillights... back swing..cross compatable...get ur info straight brah

  • eclipse lol not talon

  • @MrTykirst it is a talon, why would u even try to correct the poster?

  • "Alright!"

    Nice Reaction.

  • thats gonna be expensive... hope the owner didnt see that...

  • theres ur problem, its an eagle talon -.-

  • Note to self, do not visit garage for dyno test again

  • damn that didnt sound good at the end , sound like some gears got FUUUUCKED UUUUPPP!.....LOL!

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  • who cares both cars r garbage anyways!!! lol

  • Shit ur pants Hu?! lol

  • lol a waste gate caused it? no its called dont bring your car to that shop!!

  • Lucky no one got hurt!

  • Whewwww, talk about a pucker effect

  • Wow... Looks like that shop really KNOWS wtf their doing.... SMH

  • 0:55 thats an eclipse. look at da back tail lights.

  • @patrickkroppe LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY! DOSENT KNOW THAT AN EAGLE IS JUST A REBADGED ECLIPSE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA cock muncher.

  • @hankeybillfred Well duh, but the tail lights are diff from a talon, take it easy man

  • @patrickkroppe No it's not. It and the talon are both basically the same car but different makers/sellers. you can get eclipse body kits for talon.

  • Anyone know what that color is by chance?

  • good.

  • amateur dyno usage.

  • wow.......just... wow...... sure not taking my eclipse to THAT shop xD

  • Very terrible body kit

  • what the hell is the noise aftter the car goes off????

  • @kimo796 the dyno was still spinning

  • Lucky the car didnt get recked.

  • @CSMoviesProductions i think unlucky

  • wat happened to da car?

  • DYNO or NO DYNO rofl!!!

  • show me the carfax

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  • ...Alright!

    

  • Damn i was waiting for the talon to fall off the dyno and drive through the wall :(

  • have you ever noticed, almost every dyno fail is of a strap getting melted by and external wastegate. When will people learn.

  • The first thing I noticed is that all 4 wheels seem to be driven, I wonder if this is true and was it a factory option?

  • @Zyworski yup, these cars were awd. The talons are a hidden gem in the tuner world for this

  • @rlrief talons are not considered tuners.

  • @TheAfghan72 ok

  • @TheAfghan72 0_o in what world are DSMs not considered tuners ?

  • @DTillz I'll assume he's referring to "import tuners", in which case he's technically correct considering DSMs were all made in the U.S.

    ze irony.

  • @Eyeolus i guess technically, tho it did originate in Japan. *shrugs*

  • Wow, cant even shift a car on the dyno damn

  • The Eagle saw a rat and said bingo lunch time

  • @tjmeow when this happens does the owner or company of the dyno pay for the damages?

  • @TheMuscleHamster77 insurance mate

  • @TheMuscleHamster77

    There is insurance that must be carried by the shop/owner of the dyno. If they do not have that insurance the owner of the shop would be sued and need to pay. Even signing off on liability by the customer would not hold up in court. The issue here had no thing to do with the manufacturer of dyno would not be helf liable, obviously you don't have your waste gate aimed at your hold downs if they can be melted. That's operator error.

  • Autobots roll out FAIL

  • what body kit is that??

  • yahoo 400hp w/ 100lb of torque at 12k rpm.

  • HA. HA. ..HA..hah..h.aha lo

  • did it scratch?

  • Allright! Nothing to see here folks! this never happened! xD

  • The best racing car was a Eagle Talon AWD TSI...!!

  • bitch tried flying

  • who does that to a talon

  • Is the car okay

  • Every blonde high school in the 1990's drove one of these.

  • that was SCARY!!..........

  • 4 wheel drive? sorry for my ignorance

  • @73litros is called "All Wheel Drive" (AWD) its kool, we all start out sumwhere, lol

  • @73litros awd yes

  • garbage like that deserves to fall off a dyno

  • those things are AWD??

  • @anonymzs Yes, and pieces of shit as well

  • Gonna go with its the dyno operator's fault for not verifying the car would be safely secured... and no, there is no excuse for not noticing a wastegate will burn up a strap.. fucking tard.

  • thats almost like final destination shit right there

  • the eagle has landed

  • @Sasori327 penis

  • @Sasori327 the penis has landed

  • bet the girl that owns that is pissed !

  • @ScottjwKelly dude, that is a chrysler

  • Yeah let's put a car on a dyno and then lift the dyno 3+ feet off the ground. That's the best idea I've ever heard. Oh, and if it goes wrong and the car falls off, let's keep doing the same thing for every test we run on every car. Talking about these videos that come up after you watch this video-------------------------­------------------------------­-------------->>>>>

  • @eXp0N3nT1aL

    Its the fact that the employees do not know how to anchor the car properly.

    The description he says one of the straps melted... How is that even possible? Did they run the strap and wrap it around the manifold or something? He says it was the wastegate that melted it but it doesn't add up.

  • Why is your wastegate on the bottom of the motor? And how does a part that does not generate heat burn through a strap? That's the only way the video description makes sense.

  • @rideredRC51 waste gate bolts right onto turbo manifold...

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  • ''ALRIGHT''

  • 0:47 Vtec.. :x

  • that sucks a fat one

  • @funniestpeopleever Oh, sorry. You're right, then. Never mind!

  • @funniestpeopleever The owner doesn't strap the car down on the dyno. The SHOP does that, because they are the EXPERTS and it's THEIR equipment. The shop is ABSOLUTELY RESPONSIBLE. They were hired for their expertise. Please get a clue, please.

  • @funniestpeopleever I see the sho workers exerience and equiment being at fault BIG TIME...in this case...they are LUCKY noone got hurt....it was sliding around the WHOLE time...lol he said "...Do over!" Lol! I'da been like >:D "Your damn right!"

  • @funniestpeopleever what if the engine expolde its still the shops fault and pay out?

  • I like the guy who said "Alright" at the end.

  • that is it when i saw it in Minnesota have some Eagle Talon in highway and street plus some can found near our school.

  • @omgsean2 What. The. Fuck.

  • @funniestpeopleever wait a min before they even do a dyno dont the owner agree if anything goes wrong, that car owner own full responsibility to any kind of damage?

  • @19may0001 yup, everytime i been on a dyno i always had to sign a paper saying that

  • Tryin 2 get close 2 my 300 srt8 befroe modded lol

  • So they tied it with String,. Okay im ready for this dyno buisness

  • Thats why whenever I take my next sport vehicle what ever it may be to a dyno. I will first read up on the place to make sure they know what they're doing.

  • does the shop have to pay for damage when they fuck up like that.

  • eclipse gsx!

  • I was hoping it would fly into the wall...oh well...better luck next vid

  • Straps anyone???

  • I so hate annotations aswell advertising..

  • we're gonna need a hi-lift jack in here...

  • They didn't strap it down properly or what?

  • yea but u sighned a waiver.....

  • lol the guy at the end ALLRRRIIIGGHHHTTT

  • so much for all wheel drive...

  • don't they have better straps?

  • haha damn i would be pissed

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  • @namanp Are you dumb? You can see that the front wheels are spinning, can you? That means it AWD.

  • @MegaRekyyli yea thanks dickhead

  • @namanp No problem dude, glad I could help!

  • @MegaRekyyli eat a dick

  • next time don't tie it down with bunjie cords

  • i didnt buy it bc of this video i was just out looking for a car to buy and i happened to see one that a girl was selling and i talked her down on the car and finally i bought it and i want to customize it i wasnt trying to make it sound like i was trying to be a poser...and i am sorry it sounded like i was trying to be a poser or something i really wasnt i have always like the eagle talons and i finally got my chance to get one and i did!!!

  • Who the FUCK is the moron that strapped this thing by it's doors?!!!You deserved it! Buy a real car,the ricer thing is for teen-age punks!Didn't hardly sound like 400 HP to me either!

  • ooooohhhhhhh MMAANNN ! ! ! ! ! ! That could have been deadly ! ! ! !

  • I normally don't like talons but that car looks great! Glad the sidestep off the dyno wasn't as bad as it could have been.

  • @Bunit505

    they crashed cause they cant turn for shit

  • the car decided to kill itself because of the body kit it was forced to wear.

  • ive seen so many of these fall of because of the straps. how bout some chians.

  • 

  • ALRIGHT.

  • Seeing so many videos of awd cars flying off dinos sideways makes me never want to take an awd car on a dino lol

  • i have an eagle talon too and i am going to customize it to a eclipse!! style!!!

  • @MrJgreen48 So you're going to rice the living hell out of it?

  • @MrJgreen48 Dude, I'm sorry but that's a real poser thing to do, man.