Patrice Oneal and the Asian Taco Lady

[renewer]

Holy shit, I never heard him break it down quite like that before, my goodness this man was funny and real....

[MrPersia23]

"its cold out here"

[drex48239]

whats this from

[Edubbplate]

Love Patrice

[laparka1138]

All kidding aside that is actually good advice Patrice gave.

[Kawp123]

Im more scared than asians than blacks they do banzai charges and kamakazi's.

[FreakyKong]

@Kawp123 We do Drive-By's, They do Drive-Thru's. So, my friend...... Which do you think is gonna kill you faster? A Modern-Day Japanese Ronin charging at you on foot with a stick wit a Bayonet or some shit, or a fuckin' Charger with niggas holdin' Hi-Calibur weapons and Full-Autos?

Get the fuck outta here.... You CoD playin, carpal tunnel ass mutha fucka....

[Kawp123]

@FreakyKong Japanese people don't only exist in CoD. You are a tad rude and odd by replying to a 6 month old comment....?

[EmoSceneKid654]

Did Patrice let the cold guy in his car? I was waiting for him to say, "Get the fuck out mah car, nigga!"

[MrPersia23]

@EmoSceneKid654 hahahahaha yo u ripped it!!!! "its cold out here" lol i know u commented a year ago but i heard his story recently. lol

[75rmc75]

that was jut plain funny!

[WorshipInTruth]

That was the best answer you could give that douche. Patrice needs his own advice show. Dr. O'Neal.

[jeffybeagle]

Im so sick of people getting offended about Race and religion Fucking grow up. Steve Hughes(comedian): "So what Be offended Nothing Happens when your offended, it's not like anyone ever said i was at a comedy show last night, and he said something about the lord and I was offended, and when i woke up, I had Leprosy!"

[XtraTrstrL]

Irgdup, your name's almost as funny as your dumbass complaint. LoL @ you comparing this to Kramer... idiot.

[N3cr0n0mIV]

sharks teeth LMAO

[mantagrae]

i live around phillipinos, cambodians, koreans, and i've heard them say nigga all the time when referring to themselves, like its nothing...which is straight up odd to me...but anyway....black dude saying nigga all the time says gook and now ppl wanna be mad....interesting.

[Denzel5142]

i heard chineses ppl say nigga it actually means something else in there language

[hollisprophet]

yeaaa i believe you, I think I remember hearing that same thing in a comedy skit on tv, or they maybe have a word that sounds similar to it. but im saying that even white ppl are calling themselves nigga today....kinda wild.

[Chnamanjx]

@Denzel5142 It means "that"

[mongolenpup]

@Denzel5142 they do man lol...it's pronounced ney-ger...it means something like:  " that "...ney-ger Big Mac...ney-ger building...whatever...so you hear that shit every 10 seconds walking around there lol...just ney-ger, ching chang chong ney-ger...funny shit

[southblockSOS]

Hey (lrgdup), all asians have small penises and are great at math.

Why do you care so much?

[ToruKun1]

"Fuckin' Asian-Flu-Gook-Fever." XDD

I love how he lampooned the movie cliche of Meet Cute, i.e.; "She doesn't speak English and I can't speak Cambodian but maybe if we touch the same soft tortilla and our eyes meet...." ROFLMAO!!!

"Fuckin' romanticism, nigga."

[ulanrapaic]

btw, it's a big chance tough, the owner of the letter might have confused a mexican woman to an asian woman.

[lrgdup]

This is why people are still racist against Asians.

Why is this okay for people to say?

You don't see famous Asians talking this kind of crap about other people. This is just horrible.

[tha07flopro]

I got my lulz

[kcwarren01]

Thats because you don't see too many cutting edge asian comedians unafraid to make racial jokes like Patrice. Get over yourself.

[THEpairofpandas]

Going on a racist rant is cutting edge? Really? I thought all the things he said were also said back in the beginning of the 1900s, when the word "nigger" was used freely, especially during slavery, and "chink" was everywhere, especially when Japanese people were in camps.

I guess "cutting edge" to you is stuff that is younger than 1000 yrs old. Pretty wide margin.

And get over myself because I don't like being called a 'gook'? You're a fucking hypocrite.

[THEpairofpandas]

I wonder what would happen if I started saying a whole bunch of black racial slurs, and instead of apologizing to the black people, I said "Get over yourselves."

You know that would never fly. Lol, whatever, I don't care what people like you have to say.

Everyone has a right to agree and disagree with a video.

And the fact that the only people agreeing with Patrice in this video are not-Asian is enough for me to walk away from this battle knowing that you are a racist just rationalizing.

[smoothcollected]

well why the fuck u watchinG it

[Freshhhhh1982]

I agree, black people can say all the racist shit they want. Its a double standard.

[liu11]

you're kidding yourself, asians are more racist than most black ppl

they hate everyone including other asians

[lrgdup]

seriously? Show me an example of an asian saying shit like this about other nationalities...

how are asians MORE racist than other people? Cause of the way they think?

NEWSFLASH: Obvious forms of racism are WORSE than subtle racism that goes on in peoples thoughts.

What's worse? People talking about other minorities behind their back... or the black kids that beat the crap out of the white girls in long beach years ago?

Some asians might have prejudices about blacks and others, but for a

[lrgdup]

good reason. Have you seen how asians are treated in poor communities? Not all asians are rich, and the ones that go to poor schools and poor neighborhoods have to live with a lifetime of people scaring them on the streets and other minorities saying that "ching chong" shit to make fun of them.

the asians don't fight back either cause they're too afraid of getting the shit beat out of them.

Have you watched porn? Asian women are in them, but not asian men... Not only that, but they love to fuck

[lrgdup]

other races, and marry outside their race. Asian american women especially marry frequently outside their race, even given our very tiny population. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT MORE RACIST?

And that makes this video even worse than it already is. Asian WOMEN, more than men marry outside of their race and are in the media with other races all the time, and YET, here is this motherfucker disrespecting asians and especially asian women.

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT LESS RACIST?

[sickwititty]

you got a sister?

[lrgdup]

First of all, no.

Second of all, why the fuck are you going to be asking that in this thread? You think that's funny?

[sickwititty]

I thought the video was funny, but then again it wasnt ask a white guy about an asian lady it was ask a black guy, a maxing and relaxing fat black guy.. what did you expect him to say? if it bothers you so much write him a letter.. or text him

BUT...

i wouldnt have fucking asked you if you had a sister if i didnt think you were asian or possibly had a sister, is that a real problem for you?

[lrgdup]

This motherfucker is so fucking racist, and if you're defending him... that just makes you racist too.

Have you seen Asian comedians? The few that exist don't base their comedy on race. AND when they do comment on race.... they make fun of THEMSELVES. Have you seen Jo Koy? He became famous by making fun of his own race. Is that more racist than black comedians that get laughs by making fun of other races?

How come when black people hate on people, it's "less racist?" You're the one in denial.

[liu11]

i wasn't referring to asian comedians u dumb cunt, im talking about everyday asians u see

i know way more asians than you im pretty sure, they all hate each other and other races

[marsh4321]

hes a comedian dumbass hes just bein funny learn how to take a joke pussy

[lrgdup]

Ok, are you related to this guy. Why are you getting so mad for my reaction to him?

You sound like the pussy. You can't even think outside the box to see that Patrice saying Asian racist slurs as jokes is not being funny.

This is basically like Kramer going off on his nigger rant.

[lrgdup]

This isn't funny, and I have a right to feel that way. For you to get mad at me for being offended is fucking racist. You're basically saying that you don't care about the opinions of the Asians that are offended by offensive Asian racial slurs.

I can guarantee you that most of the people that find this humor funny are NOT Asian. That should say enough. You're a racist if you're going to try and force convince me why as an Asian I should listen to you and be happy about the way this guy talks.

[lrgdup]

I doubt you'd be calling a black person a pussy if they were upset about a video with a white guy saying the words nigger, coon, or spook, so seriously...

...I know how to take a joke, but this isn't a joke. It's offensive...

You have to learn how to see the sides of others, or just respect their constructive criticism enough to leave them alone, especially since I wasn't attacking you And my comment was from months ago So just fucking chill.

[marsh4321]

shut the fuck up quit bein a pussy if it offended u turn it off

[ytzuigt]

@liu11 Not to mention dolphins (whatever colour they are)

[lordnikon1337]

i wrote that letter to Patrice :(

[JeffTheDude777]

Lol. "Asian-flu-gook-fever."

[nyynyk]

all was well until asian gook fever

[rhinorocks]

Comedians talk about what everyone else is too scared to say. Too bad he had to piss on your morals. Freedom of speech. America, love it or go back to Cambodia. PEACE!

[j00kgal]

Re: 0:51

FYI: Chinese & Cambodian are 2 different nationalities. They are just within the asian race. Therefore cambodian is NOT the chinese primary language. Thought i kick some knowledge so ppl that are watching this vid dont get confused and thats if they didnt know this fact already.. =.D

Oh and Cant believe he said asian flu, GOOK fever.. Thats just being ignorant.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

another thing as well...the terms: "Black", "White", "African-American", "Asian", "Hispanic", "Spainish",

"Chinese", "Arab", "Japanese", and "Indian" should NOT BE synonymous with Race, and Psyhical Appearance!!

The truth is...is that terms like "White", "African", etc. are social constructs in government (especailly in the U.S.)! Socail constructs is one of the key players of Racism and all forms of prejuduce.

the concept of socail race constructs all began in 15th century Europe.

[KILN4FUN]

Y U ON HIS NUT SACK...FREEDOM OF SPEECH

[KILN4FUN]

i doubt he hates anyone....he jus doesnt take ppl too serious and makes fun of ppl who think that evrything is always 100% serious...n i agree wit him

[jonathansmith1111]

i agree, i think he can say what he likes, similar to the way i think he is a fatass ugly nigger

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Patrice Oneal is a big fat son of bitch for saying "fucking chinks". How would he like it if someone came up to him and said: "Go to back to the jungles of Africa, you fucked-up Nigger"? He would proably get a shotgun and try to kill that person...well i feel that way toward this racist bastard named Patrice Oneal! Only i dont call patrice oneal a 'nigger'..no way! 'Nigger' is a racist slang word that is just as rotten as 'gook' and 'chink'. I treat Patrice the same way i treat all other racists

[rich6886]

Relax, I mean cmon,7 comments on one video? Right now you account for almost half of the comments on this video. You got to chill the fuck out. Its his style of comedy, he is brutal, and if thats not for you, just ignore it, you always have the power to not watch. FRRRRUNKIS

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Darn right he's brutal! i just discovered he even hates Dark skinned people and even hates himself!

7 Comments on this one video shows how much I HATE RACISM. Especailly if it's a Dark skinned-"Ganster" talking person talking trash about people who have Light Skin, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, and straight hair on the scalp that are descended from Central and Far East Asia

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Patrice Oneal, next you call someone a 'Gook' or a 'Chink' I hope you have suffer a massive Heart Attack that second after you said it! Just because you think you are quote: "African-American" DONT GIVE ANY EXCUSE TO RUN OVER OTHER PEOPLE THAT DONT HAVE THE SAME PYSHICAL FEATURES AS YOU!! YOU ARE AS SICK AS THE NAZIS AND K.K.K.!!

MAKE FUN OF SOMETHING ELSE...DONT MAKE FUN OF A CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE!

People are People. We are all one race (Acts 17:26 K.J.V.) in God's image (Genesis 1:28)

[ianclarke104]

You wish death upon someone AND quote the Bible in the same paragraph?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The irony is, you dont understand the irony of Patrice's comedy.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

i didnt say Patrice Oneal should die...i said he should suffer a massive heart attack. you know very well some people has lived over heart attacks. And if i went too far with my message im sorry...but i was furious at Patrice for calling someone a 'Gook/Chink'.

And know you expect me to believe that Patrice aint racist because his comedy is quote: 'Irony"?!!!

Patrice Oneal presents himself the wrong way by using racist slang words to describe certain people.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

what kind of bastard calls somone who has Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, and straight hair on the scalp that are descended from Central and Far East Asia "a cHINK"?!!!

None other than a Racist! You all may hate me and cuss at me for putting down O'neal But HE'S WRONG FOR THIS RACIST COMEDY!

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

why does Patrice Oneal hate people that have a Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, and straight hair on the scalp who are descendents from The Central and Far Eastern Areas of Asia??

Patrice is dangerous in telling people that it is O.K. to hate and make fun of quote: 'Asians'.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Patrice Oneal is sooooooooo racist! I wish he stop being so dead gum mean and brutal to people who have flat faces, moderate nasal aperture with a slightly pointed lower margins,

why does he hate them so much?!!

[staticks]

Lmfao @ "Fucking Asian gook-flu fever."

And I'm Asian!

[ulanrapaic]

he's parked at 35th and fakin..still good and real

[alienfubar]

haha yee fuckin chinks

[h3ll6ate]

this almost made me suffocate from how funny it is.

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

You laughed that hard because of Patrice Oneal being such a bigshot by running over people that have a Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, and straight hair on the scalp who are descendents from The Central and Far Eastern Areas of Asia?

O'neal's a RACIST. He's more worse than Rev. Wright.

[jreg88]

Contrived

[alex8039]

louis ck?

[Maj0ra]

He is so goddamn funny.

[freddysnotdead]

hahaha 'she sharpened her teeth & they all look like shark teeth'...patrice is classic

[morgslmorgsl]

BUUUUUUUUURN. LOL

As if that guy didn't just go and kill himself.