Joe Pesci - Wiseguy Music Video (Uncut)

[spongebobpoopantz]

i guess joe thinks blinking is a sign of weakness

[favre16]

Like the late George Carlin said, Joe Pesci get things done!!

[DJDORKYDORK]

2 super models , 1 in each arm. haha. im a wise guy

[i8Brick]

I's waitin' for Frank Vincent's polka debut.

° Exsanguination the Movie ©2011 °

Yeah...

[Evanator1991]

It's the bitches that will getcha.

[electronicmedium]

What the fuck would Pesci do? Ive seen home alone ad he got his ass whooped by a kid.

[ballplayerdrew]

@electronicmedium watch GoodFellas or Casino and it'll show you what he would do

[electronicmedium]

@ballplayerdrew they are called movies, pesci couldnt run up a flight of stairs

[P715R]

He doesn't look like he's reading off cue cards at all

[Ironhearted02]

go home and get your fuckin shine box!

[XxStonedImmaculatexX]

I wanna say this is bad but I'm afraid I might get whacked.

[TheRgs1987]

i don know why i find thi video toooooo fuckin funny

[Johnrapp]

i think he's saying, "it's the bitches that WILL getchas" .... or "it's the bitches that'll getchas" - hey it makes a difference

[Johnrapp]

this is so bad

[moon1593]

I dont care what anyone says. This man was best in My Cousin Vinny. Sure, he's known for crime movies. But Vinny tops it.

[1973JavelinMan]

@moon1593 yeah and who can forget the wet bandits and or the sticky bandits! lol

[wks107tdv123]

He should have had some sort of role in the Sopranos. even if it was only for a few episodes even like Robert Loggia.

[Lammykins666]

Thank God this video exists

[Romanov8181]

My Grandmother would be in love!

[filllip82]

I pray to Joe Pesci

[jonoj45]

Right now, Joe Pesci is under chuck norris' bed with a .38

[Creatiopoetic]

this is fucking amazing

[JuSblAz3s000firE]

Check out this Goodfella!! Joey P on da track!! LMFAO

[NYGReview]

This guy is from home alone and he raps.

[wahinekapu7]

Bada Bing!...Joe Rules...."Cause I'm a Wiseguy".

[GayHata1]

Italian up, this is awesome. haha

[mike72887]

Joe Pesci is a fuckin boss

[onthemeow1000]

HAHAH My cousin vinny!!

[bmbrad10]

This is the funniest thing ever. Lmao

[LBUK2010]

who is the blonde model at 0:17

[TheRoflninja1000]

Joe Pesci- one if the greatest actors of all time

[voirdire]

I thought Pesci was gansta, untill I seen this music video.

[TheAnthonyFiles]

Was this a SNL skit or just made for the hell of it? What is this from?

[vontrier1]

where the hell is Paulie? Paulie don't appear in a music video for nobody.

[vtc31]

Her mother didn't like me, I never gave a fuck

Her brother didn't like me, I hit him with a truck

Her sister was a rip, everybody got a ride

Only a true OG like Pesci could say that shit.

[Atus79]

Can you tell me somebody what is the origin track?Which team did that song?

Thx!

[badmartianshrew]

@Atus79 Rapture by Blondie

[Atus79]

@badmartianshrew

Thanks! :)

[johnp0729]

I wish Joe Pesci was my uncle.

[SmurfDaWeb]

This guy is the politically correct eminem.

[StatenIzzy1]

LMFAOOOOOOO...everybody went to school this week

[MR2006GXP]

Why is this the first that I am hearing of this?!?!?!

[Mr1131988]

Joe Pesci may not be a rapper but he's helluva lot better than a poser named Drake.

[Snowzinger]

Joe Pesci: O.G. (Original Guido)

[johnp0729]

@Snowzinger Hell yeah. Fuck those chumps from Jersey Shore.

[SuperYoungtank]

this song is funny as fuck

[lolahavasuaz]

. . . . best gangster lyrics found @2:37 through 3:15 during play time of this master piece ha ha

just saying .

Arizona , usa .

cheer's from . . . lake havasu city

[splendidmate]

This guy should be the new 50 cent.

[thinkingman90]

why joe why you were so cool before you dont need this stupid bullshit, this is bull shit

[favre16]

JOE, you fuckin rock man! All about respect

[BlueVenemProductions]

they could have put a more attractive woman in this then a Bald one.

[benbenben796]

@BlueVenemProductions hahaha no shit!

[CoolerKing37]

Joe Pesci's rapping ability sucks big fucking elephant dicks.

[SYRUPnSPRITE]

@CoolerKing37 go fuck your mudder u degenerate prick you

[paulvx1]

@CoolerKing37 maybe because he isn't a rapper you fucking goon...HES GANGSTER!

[CoolerKing37]

@paulvx1 This is some pretty un-gangster shit.

[Kimholmlund]

Was this before Billy Bats started messing with Tommy about getting his shinebox as I see him in the video?

[sweetdeal68]

...well at least Pesci is supporting keeping kids in school! haha

[Alexanderisgreat]

@sweetdeal68 like a good wiseguy..... lol

[LARRYLONGSTRETH]

Pesci is so uncomfortable doing this. Look at him as he lip syncs. He's worried as hell that this is gonna be humiliating.

[alcockell]

And he massacres Blondie's Rapture while doing so...

[Petey0707]

haha wtf, I cant hate on him pesci is the shit

[TheGreekMan1981]

Freeze at 0:52 and you can see the black woman is pregnant. So Joe Pesci is going the same route as Thomas Jefferson.......hmmmmmmm

[favre16]

Pesci and de niro in movies can't, get any better than that! I.E. Casino,Goodfellas

[TiffanyMarmalade]

not all that funny

[Mustafarulez]

You tink u a wise guy huh?

[makapaci]

The way he just stands there, spitting out rhymes without a single emotion just adds to his badass-ness.

[Hbk2k32]

why does Frank Vincent (Billy Batts from Goodfellas) show up in everything Joe Pesci does? lol

[Aweebok]

@Hbk2k32. They basically grew up together. Earlier in their caree thet had an act together in NYC.

[Sogeking309]

:DDDDDDD

[99boyz]

the only white guy in Jail lol

[The0rangePanda]

I think he was forced to do this by another Mafia, it was either his brains or his signature that went on the contract...

[MooNTHELooN77]

The video makes a lot more sense when you realize the producer is just off camera, holding a gun to Pesci's head.

[barudzija7]

@MooNTHELooN77 nobody and i mean NOBODY holds a gun to pesci's head. pesci does the gun holding.

[RDprodx]

@MooNTHELooN77

haha, can't unthink that now

[DET832]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH­AHHAAHAHAHAAA !!!!

[JCKustom13]

You know Joe Pesci, hes a funny guy you know Really funny how the fuck is he funny? Well hes kind of like a clown he assumes me, hes funny.

[FreeWhoopin1390]

@JCKustom13 Who the fuck says he is funny?! Why the fuck is he so fuckin funny?!

[JCKustom13]

@FreeWhoopin1390 Whoa you gotta all wrong me man, you know hes funny

[set972]

great stuff

[SgtSamProductions]

LOL! My brother didn't like me, I hit him witha truck.

[dustbowel20]

maybe you have'nt heard no more shine

[GeneralFantastic]

anyone else catch at the end when he said 'you got it mothafucka?'

[cherrycoke119]

damn straight

[MrNattydread2010]

pesci is the man, way better than a lot of these rap clowns out day

[Talljim01]

I once saw Pesci in Hollywood few years ago, I was like Joe you da man, he said You remember that. LOL haa He was cool

[ganggreensoldier]

watch?v=pejxtn8Aj2c

sick pesci rap lol

[MisterDenson]

Love Joe Pesci... Love this song lol... Cuz it is the Bitches that'll get you.

[norra124]

This was awkward to watch for some reason.

[FortitudeOfHeaven]

Joe should've just become an actual Mafioso, since he acts and looks so much like one already

[Houdini774]

Hey Joey, hit me in the face.

[only1icon]

his a funny guy

[lliam207]

hahahah HEYY WISEE GUUY!!!

[dannyjizay]

i cant believe ive never heard of this. now i think ive seen everything. this is awesome btw lol

[ramsy2]

@ txassaainxl - cause 2 weeks prior to shooting he had to be changed into man in the first place - is clear now, isn´t it.

[Skac01]

only way this could be even more epic would be if Macaulay Culkin appeared out of nowhere and dropped something on Joe's head.

[DianaMB10]

I wonder how the rest of my  family is doing?.......no reason

[specs100]

is it just me or is this the most politically correct gangster rap out there?

[AprenticeQuim]

Those 2 girls are obviously 2 prostitutes that were picked up off the street and payed to do this they thrw on make up and got a fancy dress from costume directory and That blonde IS GIVING ME BEDROOM EYES!!!! 1:34!!!!!! p.s. 171 people who disliked are all cops and feds

[spragswag32]

Worst rapper ever... Best mobster ever.

[sk8ergirlroxy]

Oh dear :S-Great actor :), bad bad rapper :/

[slimgangsta007]

YOU JEW MOTHUFUCKA YOU ! :D

[ritvarrs]

@slimgangsta007 Nah it was like - You mothafuckin' jew mothafucka!

[johnnyvigg]

How embarrassing for him. I think that was the end of his career. He really thinks he's a real gangster. He's a fuckin actor. He wouldn't last a minute in this world! South Philly in hereeeeeee!

[andthewinnerisJ]

@johnnyvigg you are a poor dumb bastard. waste of life

[ritvarrs]

@johnnyvigg It's a song made for entertainment, sheesh.

[9999necron]

@johnnyvigg It was a joke obviously

[Bregowald]

nigger music

[Stranglehold432]

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

[roycephantom4me]

@Stranglehold432 its game over for Drake and Gayne ...lmao

[1234REEB1234]

@Stranglehold432 MOTHA FUCKIN MUTT!

[Darion1A]

this would be much better if he had sum enthusiasm lol i mean it looks like he was forced to read off a cue card lol

[md9751]

FUCK MAN! this rap shit with pesci is off the hook!!!! this woulda been awesome if he had his partner in crime from home alone movie.. mofuckin " MARV!"

[iamsicsic6]

@md9751 hell yeah wheres marv!

[botzaro00]

Joe Pesci IS AMAZING

[mr2gti]

It's the Bitches that'll gitcha!

[gillisledoux007]

her mother didnt like me - i never gave a fuck

her brother didnt like me - i hit him with a truck

her sister was a rip - everyone got a ride

her father was a rat - so i buried him alive

That's more gangsta than 50 cents !

[Ingamevirus]

im'a inv Jo to my FB mafia wars AND RULE THE WORLD!!!

[WahlbergLooka]

(maddnessonman) - that's what actors do, they ACT, stupid fuck, keep your negitive comments to yourself and off YouTube.

[Madnessonman]

So he's an actor who's rapping pretending to be a gangster.

Ummmmmmm........ OK.....Whatever.

[delltardboy]

@Madnessonman you dizzy mother fucker you ill crack you in the skull and then when u get out of a coma ill crack you in the skull again cuz i dont give a fuck

[ritvarrs]

@delltardboy Ye', lets do it. He's probably a mothafucking jew mothafucka.

[mostliberal]

@ritvarrs STFU redneck piece of shit

[JPPraterCO08]

@delltardboy LOL nice

[snowstormcan]

The hit him with a truck line is priceless, but it's "her brother" not "my brother".

[rj2long]

"My mother didn't like me i never gave a fuck my brother didn't like me a hit him with a truck" Joe Pesci is a musical genius!

[eastbarnet1]

whats with the skinhead nig broad

[eastbarnet1]

LOOL who else saw on 1.51

He was havin dinner with billy batts

i bet at the end batts said, 'ill pick up the cheque, now go home and get your fucking shine box!'

[eastbarnet1]

i cant stop laughin when i watch this!

'all about respect and inttelect'

'so i fucked em up and left em floatin in a pond'

2 funniest lines

i love joe but i dunno why he always goes back to song and dance just go home and get your fuckin shinebox!!

[jameskenyon]

who wrote the lyrics for him?

[GeneralFantastic]

did anyone catch at the end when he said 'ya got it, motherfucker?'

[summersetred]

168 people know bad rapping when they see it. incuding me

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

@summersetred OF FUCKING COURSE it's bad rapping- are you serious? I don't know if this song was intended to be a joke or if Joe Pesci was actually trying to get into rap (he is a singer now, apparently), but either way, the reason people are watching and liking this is because it's fucking hilarious.

[zaw1112]

Joe sure knows how to move!

[SuperGuytano]

PESCI KICKS ASS!!!

[truthmouthpiece2]

my god what a fuckin piece of crap

[SonnyDable]

"i just stop by,With a couple a guys"That's G..Pesci !!!!!

[peterpamanez]

I fucking love joe pesci!!!!!

[GalaticSpaceHero]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA JOE is the shit! walking around talking about wasting people. Fucking crazy. The Hollywood actors. I would like to see Joe cut some body up to pieces with haksaw. Com on Joe you wise guy? dont turn into rat or cut deal or ill blow you up. HAAAAAAAAAAA fuck JOE thats Guts! You got GUTS?

[arturomillan]

166 people expect Joe Pesci to stop by with a couple of guys.

[Darth5Steel]

Its the bitches thatll gitches.

[lxassassinxl]

Why does it looked like he was forced into doing this?

[23imo23]

@lxassassinxl maybe because he is joe pesci u motherfucker you

[Kayakiran1]

@23imo23

Haahaha ..that was good. But actually its "ya maddafuckah you". Peace!

[SonnyDable]

I'ts a lovley day in the neighborhood,For a Drive-by....

[heat45jc]

Joe Pesci can rap his Whop ass off! This shit's realer than any goofy Drake or Weezy the ReRe track.

[MasterNacho94]

Epic.



[San94Andreas]

i think you've gotten the wrong impression about me. i think in all fairness, i should explain to you what it is that i do. for instance, tomorrow morning ill take a walk over to the bank, come in and see you. and if you don't have my money for me i'll... crack your fuckin head wide open in front of everyone in the bank. and just about the time you're commin out of jail, hopefully, you'll be out of your coma. and guess what? i'll split your fucking head open again. cause im fuckin stupid

[eddo1983]

So I fucked him up and left him floating in a pond! best line in the whole song

[iloveluyun]

It's the bitches that it gitchas!

[Effedup]

Wow is Joe Pesci a terrible rapper

[Quicksilver1111]

I love how expressionless he is throughout the whole song.

[njhunter24]

what the fuck kind of paisan has a fuckin moulie broad in his music video??

[Damoskinos]

@njhunter24 Can you translate into English, Paisin moulie broad? I haven't a clue what your asking

[njhunter24]

@Damoskinos, paisan is an italian slang term for a friend, moulie or moulignon is an italian slang term for nigger, broad is a slang term for a woman

[Damoskinos]

@Damoskinos Thanks

[CUNTOLEDO]

Joe Pesci is a man who gets things done.

[lisa070795]

pesci is the MAN

[TheNicholas0202]

it's the bitches that will get ye's

[my3motion1]

gdzie jest moja ulubiona muzyka?

[P4E2P0PEYS]

Hes wearin the same silver suite In casino Badass Pesci

[muflonpowah]

fuck me

[blinkzone1]

Be even more funnier if Scorsese directed this

[P4E2P0PEYS]

HOLY SHIT HELL YEAH THIS SHITS MY NEW JAM FUCK YA PESCI KEEPIN IT REAL HAHAHA "I DON'T SNIFF BLOW DON'T SMOKE CRACK STAY ALERT I GOT SOMEONE TO WHACK" FUCKIN PRICELESS HAHAHA

[ritvarrs]

166 people got stopped by with a couple of guys by Joe Pesci

[youarelikepoison]

IS THIS REAL??????????? or just a remix? lol wtf! this is amazing!

[maxim39650]

jajaja!! nice

[onein7twist]

To clear up the confusion, he says, "It's the bitches that'll gitchas (get youse)"

[emack1965]

he should haved sung this in goodfellas

[mrtundra45]

How do you stop Chuck Norris from roundhouse kicking your face in?

You call Joe Pesci and give him an ice pick!

[mrtundra45]

i heard their father has stocks and bonds....

[MrReymoclif714]

Lovely day in the neighborhood.....for a drive by! HAHahar dee har!

[trashtalker76]

when did he make this

[hobokenplayboy]

@trashtalker76 The CD was released in 1998.