SUCKS TO BE ASIAN (Top 5)

[Anyguy4321]

#1 Worse thing about being an asian guy: having to deal with the vast majority of other aguys giving you a bad rep becuase they have low confidence and perpetuate stereotypes like about how small their penis is and how women don't want them.

It's bad enough dealing with negative media stereotypes ... you don't have to reinforce them.

[LaSofia]

@Anyguy4321 brilliant comment. Thank you. 100% agree 

[ZachPeeeee]

what was number 2?



[Ven0m1985]

Why you japanese censor your porn? you ashamed or something?

[ifindyouattractive]

@Ven0m1985 he's not JAPANESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[megasif]

If you don't think Asian guys are tough, bad, intelligent, handsome, clean, and all that other shit....I urge you to check out my fb...@ jurysinclairconnoco

[megasif]

If I was them, I would be a pornstar so they fucking world would shut up.

[megasif]

I am 5'6", well built and I know a lot of asian brothers who are smaller than me who just have Pornstar dicks. For example, Bill V..., James H.., Sugi M..., Dragon or Tsar..., Seng K..., all found in Fresno, California. Believe me they have larger cocks than a lot of white people.

[megasif]

Taking that shit into consideration cuz they fuckin asian girls anyways. If you can't beat them...eat them, although I don't like black pussies, pussies with wings, jungle pussies, cold pussies, greedy pussies, slut pussies and all sorts of nasty shit.

[megasif]

My uncle says I gotta get over my racist self and fuck other races if I hate them...lol

[megasif]

I don't know about other Asian dudes. Sucks to be them, but this Asian dude gets a lot Mexican girls and white chicks and black chicks and others, including milfs and pit bosses coming up to me and wanting to sit on this small stick. He almost always turn the other races down cuz he is very racist shit...you know what I'm saying. A hot mexican girl asked me to coffee.....and I turned her down...she said she wanted to fuck me and I was the only man to turn her down.....sad. that's not how I roll

[MarcsFarce]

?????????????What?

[NeeduNow34]

im Asian....i thought it was pretty cool to be Asian....FTW!!! >:D

[DedZero]

Talking about other peoples penis sizes bring out the inner gay in you.. don't do it fellah's.. It's gay!

[MeganMetalFace]

#4 is false.

I'm a white women who ONLY date's Asian men! I'm damn proud of it too!! ^_^ lol

#1 is also false.

Not all Asian men are 'hung'.... yet not all of them are 'small' either. Its the same in any race.

[ManGotSkillz]

sucks to be like you.

from asian boy

[9dragonkings]

Lol more like 5 reason sucks to be an asian base on opinion and stereotype. Just yesterday I got off the MTA bus and a cute white girl and her Asian boyfriend were up close, making out. Reality Check. And please don't get put down by stereotypes, especially the one about Asian men privates because size is always over hyped by all men due to insecurity. If you do a little research, based on studies, you find out that all ethnicity have above or below or average sizes, including Asians. =)

[Ostnizdasht206]

Speak for yourself bro.. 

[cjc5634]

I think Asian men are pretty darn good looking

[SoCALHeat]

Sorry this is the most retarded video I've seen. When it comes down to it, it's confidence that attracts a woman.

[Capoyi]

number 1 asian men are not hot?

waaahh D:

the wong fu dudes and ytf dudes are hot imo <3



[Cuzar11]

@Capoyi He said hung, not hot. lol

[takenouchinex]

Not hung....the first blow job i ever gave was to an asian guy, and i could barely get my mouth around him -_-; and i have a big mouth. :S

[Magnum357l]

@takenouchinex

I'm trying to imagine that.

[pssmferrari]

@takenouchinex a picture would help do you have any?

[Bahzad23]

@takenouchinex You do realize u let the whole world know that you're a hoe right?

[Mellow0grl]

@takenouchinex ^me too sister

[Paflos]

@takenouchinex

Well, how you doing?

[MrTweetyhack]

Hmm, my asian thumb is bigger than his asian thumb...haha! Just saying...

[leonna95]

LIES!!!!

I'm Black and Asians are what I want :3

[MrBirthdaysuitup]

JOHN FUCKING NA!

[StudioRDW]

Race hate always gets such overreacted comments lol, even if the person is the same race as he talks about and clearly based on humour.

[LILJEN214]

LIE!!! Latina wants to date an Asian guy here.. lol =)

[juliaheu]

I think it still beats being an Asian girl.

[TinkerBelleMichelle]

aww I'd date you John!!! :)

[longded]

awwww ! get over yaself! ;]]]

[ibarrettall]

wtf did u say for #2...you timid whispering chink!

[swmd88]

@ibarrettall fuck you racist

[benkatz80]

@ibarrettall do you "bare it all" when you're bottoming for you boyfriend?

[NewNoizeMusic]

@ibarrettall Loooooool, I dunno why that made me laugh so much.

[TinkerBelleMichelle]

@ibarrettall

lol and how many fans do you have you cowardly douche!

[ibarrettall]

@TinkerBelleMichelle 3 in my bedroom alone... LOL. but really what did he say for numba 2 

[tig0rp00d]

speak 4 yourself

[Dork0730]

i actually like asian guys. :]

[Kazanu06]

The fucking music is too loud.

[37zeus37]

@Kazanu06

Well turn it fuckin' down

[Kazanu06]

@37zeus37 Please tell me how I can turn the music from the video down, without turning down his voice. Exactly.

[liltiag]

3?

[Mugu1395]

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[mastahlone]

are you chinese or japanese?

[abbynady]

should change 5 reason it suck to be chinese..chinese is fugly

[tig0rp00d]

@abbynady agreed , i think only chinese guys got those problems

[s2kxxspeed]

@locbui1989 wow, fuck you. It's a joke dumbass.

[LoganTuningShowTV]

@Locbui1989 some people shouldbe aware that human created "humor" and "jokes" you have not been aware of it apparently.... or maybe you don't have any sense of humor... you must be sad in your life dude...

[annemyashea]

<3 Japanese Men

[itsmejas0n]

This is very true.....

[Gravegore]

NAAA IS DA MAN!

[deviceds]

Is the station part of DOuche William Johnson? if so im unsubbed.

[MPOPsM8]

@deviceds your a tool

[xAS18x]

JOHN FUCKING NA BOOOOOM

[heartxofxice01]

not true! im particularly fond of asian guys, and im a white girl

but i always fear they want to date asian girls too because of strict old-fashioned family members that would rather not have their son involved in a inter-racial relationship

or am i just retarded?

[Aztec8938]

It is normal to get beat as akid in a lot of the world,, it just is weird in the US becuas epeople are paranoid overthere and think anything can traumatize their kids for life.

[ButaChicken]

@Aztec8938 i think it is. You should see indian parents... or any south asian.

[CHIvincent]

I'm a Spanish mutt and I got beat Wtf!!!

[Bourkes15]

#2 was william hung enough said with that 1 i think

[alizespiano]

#2 william hung, nuff said with that one HAHAHAHA

[GIGnome]

i'd date an asian, i would date Sung Kang (Han from the Fast and the Furious).

[2lethalinjections]

I would hate to be Asian it would suck balls

[2tonetom]

JON FUCKING NAAAA

[123chrisisraw]

lol its more like it sucks to be this guy!

[gmoney1995]

Good Thing Im Punjabi Moutha Fuckas!!!

[MartyWL]

hahaha lucky i'm Eurasian.

[sttefy43]

#4 IS NOT TRUE :(

[asnskater]

hahahah wtf dude? I love being an asian guy! I don't know what he's so insecure about.

[gingerthedog2007]

Hey do you care to put on closed captions for all the 307 deaf people?

[del885]

you need to speak up dude

[ThePogokiller]

why you hating on asian when u are asian. have some balls and stick up for your race

[ChrisAlhanouch]

no offense but every chinese not all asian but chinese or korean person i meet are jerks, cheap, and bad friends

[yourmommm123]

@ChrisAlhanouch funny cuz i feel just the same with white people

[ChrisAlhanouch]

@yourmommm123 yah i know alot of white asian and black ass holes lol international

[RubikofTheRubik]

@ChrisAlhanouch r u talking about who i think you are talking about?

[22a119]

@ChrisAlhanouch lol seriously man? what was the point of putting "no offense"??

[ChrisAlhanouch]

@22a119 because i dont mean every asian

[lianasamo]

lol i love you jonna

[twelge15]

"Get to da choppa.....Get to da choppa!!"

[twelge15]

Wait..." JOHN FUCKING NA!!!" is a soft spoken man???

[MusicSyndrom3]

To soft spoken.

I still like Asian man! -3

[aplayaz2000]

the station, unfunniest thing to ever exist

[2011vincentm]

guy with the big nose sent me here

[blondu88neuroni]

TALK LOUDER GODDAMIT

[fo13ulous]

the fact that you would degrade asians is disgraceful not only because you're asian, but because you're making this public on theStation.

Don't release your insecurities on youtube. you have identity crisis because asians don't accept you because you're too white washed, and white ppl don't take you seriously enough cuz you're asian.

[iloveyummycake]

follow @koreanmamba on twitter!

[iloveyummycake]

follow @koreanmamba on twitter!

[HawaiianHuber]

i hate niggers

[awreckingball]

Asia is a huge continent, stop claiming it all for yourself dumb chinks!

[shiner752]

@awreckingball well, in order to be asian, you have to be from asia...

[TheHipHopSamurai1]

nice bullshit from a pussy asian

[summerfest1mike]

TIM TEBOW!!!!!!

[ItsPeteKazama]

Oh man, everything is so true lol.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

What was number 2?

John Na- This list is great! You're so smart! Gosh I guess all Asians are smart.

[draussie]

WTF

[venomrx]

You should fire the person who is in charge of editing.

[Microitalian]

I dunno i feel like Nigahiga gets it on the daily.

[prruger]

It's cus Asian chicks are exotic and sexy, Asian dudes are just like cool homeboys and the ones that do step it up kinda look like the guys in FF VII Advent Children..(idk if too many will get that but u kno loll.)

[DanToretto1]

Do you guys have trouble hearing or something? Number 2 was obviously: "Nuhh yurr mahmms nnnntttsenneteattwhnnnnn"

[fundaaax]

@DanToretto1 I LOL'd at your post

[sidzter7]

Wait what was #2? :S

[TomoeNageX]

@sidzter7 I think he said William Hung, but honestly it's hard to tell.

[creepychris11]

@TomoeNageX He said "asians are not hung". Then he references his thumb to indicate penis size.

[TomoeNageX]

@creepychris11 No, before that. That was number 1.

[Ragnaldo17]

Niggers next

[masterbearar]

i love asians men so cheer up:)

[wwehotdog]

what kind fucking shit you talking about? what's your nationality?

[NeverCryBaby]

Someone type out everything he said I can't hear a couple of words because of the music >,<

[hiwo91]

shhhhhhhhhhhh john fucking na shhhhhhhhhh don't give away the secret (whispers) :)

[PizzaGod]

What the heck was #2?????

[J3rRo0o]

Top 5 reasons it sucks to be a Middle Eastern guy

[LASVEGASZOMBIE]

EVERYBODY WANTS AN ASIAN WOMEN AND FOR MEN THERE IS A DIFFRENCE BETWEEN ASIAN AND PACIFIC ISLANDERS YOU WANT TO KNOW THE DIFFERNCE ?

2INCHES LOL

[magicthunder666]

and a small cock B=D

[theaikenator]

#4... that's why its good to be Irish ;)

[XboxThe60]

@Ostnizdasht206 your world of warcraft gf is a guy in real life

[ExtraJordgubb]

You guys should really lower the background music, I can't even make out the last 3 ones.

[Mr2EZProductionzz]

For my haters out there, your just jealous of me because you just spend all your time to make me small and try to make yourself bigger.

[vanilla1462]

Can't even hear number 2,3,4 make them better quality cause they are funny

[Mr2EZProductionzz]

There is one mistake in this video. There are actually tall asian men, such as Yao Ming. And many other tall asians i've seen.

[XboxThe60]

@Mr2EZProductionzz 7 feet tall with a 2 inch dick LMAO

[Mr2EZProductionzz]

@XboxThe60 How do you know Yao Ming has a 2in. dick? Do you stalk him while he's in the shower?

[XboxThe60]

@Mr2EZProductionzz average asian Dick is 2 inches when erect look it up

[Mr2EZProductionzz]

@XboxThe60 Yes, "average". Not every asian.

[RubberyDreams]

@Mr2EZProductionzz No, Yao Ming doesn't exist

[nofatchxplzthx]

JON FUCKING NA

[FinalKill333]

LMAO @ the Comments

this video was shit btw Horrible audio

[theazn07]

a "pro" to the stereotype of asians having small penises: being 6" when ppl expect u to be 3" impresses them lol

[XboxThe60]

Speak Louder you Pussy

Asians are Beta Ass Fuck

So Fucking Feminine thats why everyone hates you.

We only use u for cheap labor

[slipknot3332]

ching ching chong i can't fuckin understand you

[XboxThe60]

Asians Fucking Suck i beat the shit out of any asian at school and they don't do shit what pussies

[ShavRinAlex]

@XboxThe60

You know that you have wrong grammar at 70% of your comment...

And the funny thing is that you have used bad grammar at the rest 30%, too.

[iMerkedProductions]

@ShavRinAlex How ironic; you are correcting someone on their grammar when you can't even write correctly either.

[howulikedemrice]

@XboxThe60

and how old are you?

[IHeartMusicAndSnow]

@XboxThe60 listen up dumb fuck. don't be a dumb ass. i can name at least 5 Asians i know who could take you down. i don't even know you but I'm sure they could. don't be a fucking racist ass hole. karma's a bitch. one day someone who fucking hates your guts for being the fucking horrible person you are will come and beat the shit out of you. RACIST ASS HOLES DONT GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE. you're fucking retarded. don't even call anyone a pussy. I'm sure you're an even bigger one, douche bag.

[hiwo91]

@IHeartMusicAndSnow hey man calm down no need to get mad over some one that doesn't even deserve it, think about it you getting mad is just going to make it worse because he knows it aggravates someone so he's going to doing again, since in a way its pretty much a sick joke to him

[IHeartMusicAndSnow]

@hiwo91 yea i know. but being racist isn't funny. you have no idea how close i was to losing someone close to me because of racism. i get pissed. and i have a reason to.

[hiwo91]

@IHeartMusicAndSnow yea i understand that racism isn't funny, trust me i know i'm asian and did you hear about the chinese pvt named danny chen who died because of so called racist hazing, well i know someone that was very close to him it was very heart breaking

[IHeartMusicAndSnow]

@hiwo91 I'm asian too..and yea, i heard about danny. thats why now, i don't take shit from people for being asian. i used to be able to take jokes but now i can barely even joke around about it.

[nek0neko0]

What are u saying i cant even heat u!

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

sucks to be dutch (top 5)

5 : the rest of the world thinks we walk around on wooden shoes

4 : the rest of the world thinks we live in windmills

3 : dutch people are tallest people in the world and i usually stick out so everyone is starring at me

2 : there are coffee shops here on every corner that sells everything from weed to paddo's

1 : we never care what others think about us because were stoned as f**k

[dannyboi2021]

@yxoxuxxtxuxbxe hey you do walk around in wooden shoes and live in windmills lol joke. how tall are you coz im pretty tall?

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

@dannyboi2021

2,10 M but the wooden shoes make me look taller :P

[Mr2EZProductionzz]

LOL, Spam me with gay ass messages when you have 0 videos and fail like a bitch. This fucking "joke" shit is retarded as fuck. Go back to preschool and learn to to use punctuation correctly.

[EIPRESADOR]

Asians have Animated porn because they can't get any pussy hahahahah fucking Nerdy ass faggots. The only way you can Pro Create is by Raping a girl or Fucking a Whore without protection, You AIDS infested Rats!

[neversingh]

@EIPRESADOR

Troll

[theazn07]

@EIPRESADOR u obviously have no idea how many white ppl are into that anime shit too; and asians aren't nearly as well known as having AIDS as african ppl are, so if you wanna bring that up, ur hating on black ppl too. hating on blacks and asians is probably the stupiest thing u could possibly do. black ppl = athletic prowess + asians = smarts and you're dead

[hereticxhexen]

@EIPRESADOR your real father is Asian ... noob

[Changorangutang]

what did he say for 2 and 1? fucking hard to hear

[mind23shift]

woooaaahhh youtube fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angrytick]

JON FUCKING NAAAAAA

[EIPRESADOR]

Y u mad Asian Faggots ?

sucks to have a small dick huh?

and your women look like fucking cross eyed Rats

with inside out Vaginas, smelling like rotten sushi

[AngelWingDuelist]

5 Reasons It Sucks To Be Asian 1.Lowest violence in the world 2. highest intelligence level

3.they make almost everything for the U.S.A 4.they made are computers. and 5.there the fashion masters of the world is there any other reason they suck?

[EIPRESADOR]

Asians fucking suck ahahahhaah

fucking small dicked, dog eating Cunts

SUcks to be you rat looking cat fuckers

[alex118118118]

@EIPRESADOR alright mate, chill out, dont have an orgasm over it all

[Mr2EZProductionzz]

@EIPRESADOR Guess what dipshit, Your the fucking cat fucking maggot whore.

[dannyboi2021]

@EIPRESADOR wow man you have some problem.

[ScanMan1967]

#1, their audio sucks !!!!!!!