robbin williams - bible miracles 2

[raeven1212]

come on we're going to the beach, oh gr8 mom, yeah jesus is gonna walk on the water, feed everybody, heal them. I'll sit there with a rash and sand in my ass gr8 day for me

[shahrom33]

jesus is also in the quran. He isnt only christian religion.

[BggProductions]

@shahrom33 You're correct. Muslims accept these bronze age myths too.

[zapkvr]

@BggProductions Only the dumb ones oh, and the ones who want use them to control people. THIS is what religion has been used for.

[JustinHampel]

Praise be to Jim-Bob.

[MrBlackoralive]

@telebluesful No bullshit simply the truth, there are many muslim jokes but split into two catergories.1s for the west eg. 'Whats the difference between a muslim and a dead horse? its no fun beating a dead horse. That joke is only made for non muslims. Whilst muslims in their country make jokes within the limits such as telling long jokes(too long for here plus too historical for the majority to understand) commonly about the mullah nasruddin.Its having different humour for different experiences

[MrBlackoralive]

@telebluesful He isnt trying to be brave he is trying to be funny and make the people in that audience laugh. That audience know a heck of a lot more about christianity than they do islam so he makes jokes based around that. If you are looking for islamic humour go to a muslim country and find a comedian there.

[avstudio1]

He's one thirsty mocker fucker.

[pjezierski]

now, the 'muzzie's' would have a fit and start blowing up people because some one was doing religious jokes... do you think God has a sense of humor? just take a look at the person nex to you......LOL---that was an old joke too..

[MissingCamcorder]

I suddenly forgot what was the name of Jesus's dad. You know, without screwups and jokes and all (don't reply to me telling me, thank you). Oh. Joe. Ok!

[suscriber11]

no coment ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh jesus christ

what a great name Jo that is so much better the snfo

[suscriber11]

no coment ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RUMELSKIN]

Holy Mother of God!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!

[lordclaude678]

How do 12 people not like this.

[shootthekitty]

Its immaculate

Oh, it better be! IT BETTER BE IMMACULATE!!!

[Ethan427]

what about Dave, Pete and Joe

[jeelenar]

No man is this funny and witty!!! I bet he was inspired by evil forces!!! Uaha hah.......

But still he's my favorite comedian of all times!

[greenpantaloons]

he who finds my stuff and gets me a job. JIM-BOB!!!

[Aheadstix85]

Jim-bob! :D

[NigerianRocker]

Robbin williams is a killer with jokes

he is so fucking witty an extremely talented man qnd a bonafide comedic genius

Dane cook suck ass and shame unto anybody who listens to his garbage.Period

[dangerdantheone]

@NigerianRocker Who's Dane cook? :D

[flagnar]

@NigerianRocker I like both dane cook and Robin Williams.

[munkybrain]

Somone tell me wat the dvd is called quickly

[btbamdep]

Robin Williams Live on Broadway (2002)

[WildChild3509]

mary nd joe have got new york accents LOL

[MrLaughandgrowfat]

OH man Williams was coked out the ass in this one wasn't he?

[Lotsoffun111]

ohh ya for sure! haha

[lvcsslacker]

mary took it in the ass. :D

[Aaltereth]

And that's how you got impregnated? Damn it mutant :P

[toodaloos93]

That's such a great name Joe! That's so much better that Shmuel, good for you!

[vlibert]

thedeadserv/ what are you doing here funny the same thing that you are doing

you say is jok

I say may god curse the person that say bad thing about prophets of god and god

[eragonfan4life]

XDDD Jim Bob!!!

"You're not my real dad!"

[soapieopie22]

JIM BOB LMFAO!!!!

[thedeadserv]

@vlibert

Doesn't your god/prophet disencourage loeathing and hating others? pretty bold of you huh...

plus, dude, wtf are you doing here? only humor gifted ppl allowed here. you will now be fined with a boring and sad life... yes, pretty much the same shit you already have... goodbye.

[chostmiester]

comedy gold with some platinum mixed in =]

[TheRevolutionGirlz]

Praise to him Jim-Bob!!!!!!!!! lolzies!

[mnat28]

Of course..Mary is translated from Mariam and Joseph from Yusef-

however in English it sounds funny-you have David, Noah, isaiah, Abraham, etc etc and Mary And Joseph... LOL

[Zoeres]

that is the only names I've heard before really. Mary and Joe must be the english only...

[hailmary7283]

TJDFlinn your my hero with that comment lol.

[Kratos87Fan19]

Excellent choice of words! You are so right!!

[Tyler1337Admin]

@TJDFlinn Saying "fighting on the Internet is like the special Olympics" is like-

You know what, fuck it, you're an imbecile.

[BranerNinja]

For any people think this is against god or whatever, lighten up. U would think god would have a sense of humour and would laugh at this.

[TheReturnOfStephan]

So many pious IDIOTS, so little time...LOL

I guess they can't stand it when someone, anyone, points out many of the RIDICULOUS facets of their religion, perhaps the only thing in their lives that makes them feel less INADEQUATE...

[LoriCiani]

You get "IDIOTS" in ALL facets of life. Whether it be religeon, politics, race, right to bear arms, abortion, all the way down to smoking and size of body. There will always be fanatics with closed minds, that's just a sad fact of life. I just think to myself they could be undiagnosed Ausperger Syndrome sufferers.

[TheReturnOfStephan]

Now, why would you want to go & insult AS sufferers like that?:)

[Lostfaith1980]

Cause its fun? ^_^

[alchemist4evr]

praise to him, jim-bob!

He who finds us stuff and gets me a job

JIM-BOB!!!!!

jk jk i'm wiccan. go robin!

[deora2dude]

jim-bob the son of god!

[aznbryanc]

praise jim-bob!

[aznbryanc]

you, sir, are a moron.

[LoriCiani]

Numbers and titles don't mean a thing to me. I beleive in God. I beleive that God has a sence of humour, that's why he blessed us with one. I'm sure that the almighty laughs on a regular basis at the stupid things we humans say and do. Take a hint.

[imapownall]

actually monkeys laugh too...

[HappiMealx]

looooool. cut your hair and get a job dude. and if u dont like this comedy why watch it?

[gamingeagle19]

it's not mocking him due. It's called a sense of humor.

[Roxality]

haha JIM BOB

[animeflash13]

holy mother of god- your right

[inlovewithcats]

"Ohhh Jesus Christ!"

" That's such a great name Joe! It's so much better than Schmoo!" LOL

[scareglare]

JIMBOB!!!!!!!!!!

[6our6vampire6hearts]

xD!!!! ROTFL!!!!!!!!

[zxc28]

im christian and I love this...

I dont think its blasphemy at all. HE hasn't really made His name lower

[FallingSilverLeaves]

lol

I love how harmless comedy can bring up a religious debate

[TotallyRandomForever]

Hhaaha, me too!

[AriaMylin]

Same here. It's so amusing lol

[zapkvr]

@FallingSilverLeaves I WISH religion would be as harmless as religion

[rejectacademy]

atheist. Because i don't like religious conflict. Besides, no matter what religion you believe, if you have a god its the same thing as Schizophrenia Paranoia.That said, if you don't want to hear someone destroy your precious religion, don't watch a sketch about it.

[jungiantheology]

I war ROFLMAO! I luv Robin. To all you Jews, Christians and Muslims: Come and give me a blow Job along with your god! Get fucked if you don't like it!

[idhakidhak]

jungiantheology,

And you come and give me a blow job and with your secular constitution your filthy subhuman.

[blackiedog101]

For all you religious zealots, this a comedy act.

Lighten up. I doubt any of you are pure, meaning, don't be hypocrites.

[gouldman123]

its not blasphemy for robin hes Jewish and even then I don't think he cares.

[clairvoyantXdagger]

How many times have you posted this?

[sameem42]

thats not a mircale

[freakon6]

"It better be immacualate!"

[nicolelynnku]

LOL!!!! I love this man!!

[3DJelly]

Unfortunately if he got it right it wouldn't be funny anymore would it?

[patgrizzle12]

actually nobody asked.

[Harshcore811]

Get fucked.

[patgrizzle12]

maybe once u stop spouting your religious bullshit

[stefan828]

I was talking about certian people not you.

[911jn]

holy jesus christ

thats a great name its so much better

then shmel

[floridaredhead]

Look up the Top 10 Reasons For Being Episcopalian - it's a Robin Williams one too

[JelenaSRB87]

Lord have mercy!!

[badb123456]

You people made a joke out of your own religion, you people should be ashamed.

[Wantabanana]

Yeah, like Jesus never laughed, right? Shame? Your ideas are rotten.

[stefan828]

we have a sense of humor and we know how to live and laugh...thats shameful we arent all rapped up in taking over the planet, and murdering people.

[badb123456]

what do you mean by murdering people???You make no sense.

[badb123456]

educate yourself first, than talk

[OctalLord]

learn that he was joking dumb fu er man

[bonzaipeter]

haaha asss.. bad religion ... thats more important... and dont write like all people are christians or your religion...

dont shame yourself or the others who down what to be part of your BAD religion.

Learn history and then make some comments about history!

[Jontish316]

Jim-boooob!

[prince7cute]

Joseph & then=Shalom in the prince of peace Isaiah 9:6 "Unto us a child is born, a son is given, and he will be almighty God and the prince of peace." I got inner peace in the Messiah my best friend Isaiah 52:13-53:12 promised first to "He will lay down his life to make atonement for our sins." Pray for truth and share, David

[TalonHayato]

Shut up.

[cej291985]

how many water bottles did he have there? 20??

[lauxianlady405]

That is so much better than Schmoo!

LOL!!!

[mattdot666]

wasn't is Joseph?

[jeremyhfht]

Joe for short! lol

[Wantabanana]

Matt? Wasn't it Matthew?

[mattdot666]

Whoops, lol

I didn't put

'Joe' and 'Joseph' together. haha

[Wartler]

Praise to Jimbob! I love Robin.