Hate By Numbers: Neil Cavuto on Fat Cops

[DdlyHeadshot]

It's gone 4am - why can't I stop watching these?!!!

[o13starsnstripes]

police are just useless

[IamAlastair]

@o13starsnstripes yeah ok..

[TheHossUSMC]

I'm more pissed off that they don't just fire these lazy bastards instead of taking more tax dollars to hire a nutritionist.

[VWatch07]

They're both stumbling in their own arguments! If Neil's qualify as an argument at all...

[CheezyDonSenior]

I prefer my Cops nice and fat chunky fucks

they are much easier to shoot that way

[workingklass0]

This was simply great!

[Nabbert]

fat cops fat cops

watchyah gonna do? watchyah gonna do when they sit on you?

[rodeocowboy]

You can hate Fox all you want, but they have the ratings of all three competitors COMBINED.

[soylentgreenb]

People slow down to watch car pile-ups too; this doesn't tell you anything about the quality of their reporting.

[hughesyd123]

If a bunch of preists rated shaggin a ward of the state would that be cool too. nimrod

[chocomog35]

@rodeocowboy & Ke$sha is famous. What's yr point?

[Incredible43]

LOL This was awesome!!!

[caveman73]

FUCKFOXNEWS!

Yeah I typed in all caps what of it?!

[Shiranaru]

God i hate fox.

[mundster]

Dude get a life!!

[kissmenow34]

hey douchebag!...STFU

[mundster]

I think I'm gonna cry now. :-( Pissoff!!!

[DeathSlayer2]

this is a news channel?

and now over to charlie with an update on some vegetables that are shaped like jesus...

[teababe27]

Funny stuff. This is why I don't watch Fox News.

[matthewm0311]

Cavuto is so god damn annoying!!! People like him is why i got to anger management. Frank Cannon is a fictional character STFU CAVUTO!

[reapz92]

These are brilliant. Are you still keeping this series going?

[ozkaa]

these vids should be longer, alternatively you should make much more of them

[indyracing]

LOL number eight was awesome.

[iamohsoverycool]

I'll just hush and let you feel clever.

[Noyjeetut]

I hope you keep this series going because its the reason I subbed. Really funny stuff here, you can direct so much of this at all these little shitty fluff pieces. You'll never run out of material.

[gladstonew]

Thanks. Yes, I'm keeping it going. New one on Monday.

[arghidontknow]

By the way, I really liked the song in the beginning and the ending! Thanks to that other guy, I found out the name and the band. What other songs do you recommend by Morphine? Thanks again!

[gladstonew]

Cure for Pain is by far my favorite album of theirs, but my favorite song is The Night off The Night -- Their final album

[arghidontknow]

Perfect. Thanks again, and keep up the good work.

[alleo3]

omg that show is where lil wayne stole the "cannon" soundbite from!

[arghidontknow]

This is why I never watch Fox News.

Keep up the good work! I'm subscribing now.

[hunter220]

For the love of GOD, do one of Glenn Beck's segments!

[gladstonew]

someone said the same thing yesterday. I'm on it. I will get to it... Thanks.

[hunter220]

Or Jack Thompson - God knows his segments on CNN and other news programs need a decent rebuttal!

[tvdrpr]

Jack doesn't so much do stupid things as dishonest.

[Metaris]

Also epic awesome!

[kaiban42]

Cannon ....

all cops should have mustaches ..... like Cannon

[TrueYellowDart]

Gladstone, any decent comedy video that is bracketed with a Morphine tune wins. Will it always be "The Night", or will the song change depending on the flavor of the clip?

[gladstonew]

Thanks. Well, since i think it made virtually no sense for me to use Morphine in the first place, and I used it ONLY because it is one of my favorite songs of all time, I'm going to say it's staying no matter what the clip is.

[SolarIcarus]

I don't see this as a liberal rant. Its more making fun of a guy that can't tell the difference between a TV show and the real world. Its like if a guy said in a debate that he doesn't want GPS system in cars because KITT from Knight Rider was too sarcastic for his tastes.

[tvdrpr]

And doctors should be allowed to go to work high because Dr. House gets it right every time and he is hopped up on all sorts of stuff.

[iamohsoverycool]

ghost 'rida' is it?

And you have the nerve to question someone else's intelligence... You know, when I was 12, I used to spend time outside with my friends instead of devoting my life to the internet - nothing beats conversation with real people when it comes to learning to think before speaking.

Oh, there must be some mistake though - your profile says you're... 28? Really?

For shame...

[gladstonew]

I'm not sure how I didn't notice it was a censor beep either -- especially since I made a volitional decision to use a censor beep.

[smackmybitchupp]

Wayne, you don't look a fat at all, silly!

[gladstonew]

Thanks. (I dropped about 8 pounds since the "Travel Pillow: Sketchies Vid," when I first blogged about that.)

[jbc1156]

are u just here to make conservatives look stupid, i think they are doing a good enogh job as is

[IhateGorgeousGeorge]

Wow Neil Cavuto kept talking about some fat fantasy TV show cop. He completely missed the point of a Dietitian getting hired to help Police officers become fit. That girl was hot though. Great Post again Gladstone, keep pointing out the idiotic behavior that inundates our airwaves. Cracked is awesome!

[Joerexia]

These are awesome, put up some more Hate By Numbers segments soon!

[kungfooforu987]

systematical key word for every confused republican that dry humps fox news on a daily basis. "retarded."

[iamohsoverycool]

Ah yes, but what if you could get cops to be fat AND fit? You know, so they could run AND sit on the perps?

...Nevermind

[ShadowMagus13]

I lol'd. Gotta keep an eye on this, it's only a matter of time before our good friend Bill O'RLY shows up.

[dtedizkiller1]

Once again, another brilliant "Hate By numbers". Well done, Gladstone.

[gladstonew]

I was accused of being a Republican in my last Hate By Numbers that satirized CNN. I'd have to say that any who chooses a screen name based on NOT electing another person shouldn't lecture anyone on hate. Are you such a die-hard Republican that you can't deal with ANY criticism of Neil Cavuto? Even jokes devoid of any political content. That's incredible.

[lsdkfjlwoeri]

Cavuto is Fair and Balanced just like FNC. I thought he was here too.

[tvdrpr]

You, sir, are brilliant. I do hope you do more of these. Someone needs to hold these people to come kind of standards.

[gladstonew]

Wow. Thank you very much.