Apple iPad: Steve Jobs Keynote Jan 27 2010 Part 3

[loladu774]

I love when i see gaga on the itunes store :)

[wintersjary12]

how do you fotograph

[JacobJonesTV]

@wintersjary12 theres no camera smart one.

[poloksitan]

Win iPad 2: goo.gl\8ONjl

[fez314]

2:45 ... "it just all works"

[pSmall360]

Kid at 5:41 was Steve's son :(

[lichita12]

se fue un grande!!!!!

[ESponge2000]

He will be remembered in the history books for centuries to come. 100 years from now if USA is still a funcitoning sovereign nation, history will teach about "The Apple Era". Jeopardy questions, trivia, exams, will all have Steve Jobs in there.

[SteveJawbs]

@ESponge2000 But will it be positive?

"The Apple Era" as you call it is also the era that people no longer know how to basic commands on a computer. Apple's whole "it just works" idea is great for when stuff does work, until there's a problem and people can't fix it, even when it's something minuscule.

Keyboard shortcuts were the first to go; I see many people closing every window with their mouse. Hell, even that fad comment "Now to find ___'s comment"; they don't even know about command + F?

[SteveJawbs]

@ESponge2000 The way I see it, Apple was the one to dumb down the generation of computer users. Their method of making everything easy is a double-edged sword. 

[csnite2011]

i miss him already

[ipodkid01]

@braddaafcfan me to

[Petsister]

whats that song he plays first? anyone?

[jacksimon67]

@Petsister the song he plays first is Grateful Dead - Friend of the Devil

[Sygi5]

2:54 steve jobs likes Black eyed peas

[deanmullen10]

I can't wait till we have the internet on a contact lense and can control with our minds. thats coming in 20 years then digital worlds like the matrix by the 2050s!

[faddy161285]

even the simplest of things he would describe it as extraordinary, incredible, amazing etc. etc.

[Alois76]

@faddy161285 Steve : "Just... Look. Look at my pen. It's not an average pen... It's iPen (crowd : wooooo:!). This is one of our most accomplished products. This design is gorgeous. Now, some of you maybe just think 'Well that's a pen...' . Not only. As you can see, the 3,5 jack audio input allows you to listen to your music - while browsing the web on the extra-micro Regina display. Isn't a masterpiece? Only for 599$'

[faddy161285]

@Alois76 Haha...EXACTLY! sent your resume to Jobs now!

[Alois76]

@faddy161285 You know what, I think if Jobs really creats that... Lots of people would buy it :/

[Alois76]

@faddy161285 :D Imagine Jobs creates the iPen... People just would like to get it (never mind how ridiculous it would be) !

[faddy161285]

@Alois76 it just proves how fragile the human mind is which Jobs is doing AMAZINGLY well to manipulate it.

[Alois76]

@faddy161285 Unfortunately that's true... I'm quite frightened now by those guys who can do whatever they want, to people included. Now they can control our computers (which are now the reason of life of certain people) they just can control our minds.

[NIGELP520]

@Alois76  lol

[Xmydemisex]

Apple introduces the iPad aka an over sized iPod Touch. What can it do you say? Same shit the iPod Touch does but for 4x the price. Also has 0.5x the features of a netbook and also 2x the price. JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW APPLE RIPS PEOPLE OFF.

[mario54671]

@Xmydemisex What's wrong with the iPod Touch? I don't plan on getting an iPad, but I don't see what would be the problem in getting one. They don't want to be like a Netbook because they want to make browsing, email, etc. a quick and easy thing without the full desktop environment. If you want a Netbook, they're not saying "only get an iPad," they still exist, and you can still buy one, so I don't see why you're bitching about it...

[Xmydemisex]

@mario54671 I'm just stating how i feel about them thats all. I actually bought one about 3 days after i posted that comment and i'm honestly in love with it. At the time it seems like nothing more than an iPod Touch but i take back my original comment. Its nothing like an iPod

[robocopgt13]

hey does torrent work on this or we have to buy everythin from itunes

[desenagrator]

@robocopgt13 If it's Jailbroken.

[Kitemasterify]

I love my iPad. The youtube is so much better that it was on an ipod touch or iphone.

[kroneage]

haha.... he says he's going to pick an application called "Origami"! :P ....did he realize that's where he stole the iFad idea from? So Steve is still thieving since starting by stealing worldwide phones calls from AT&T w/ their Blue Boxes in college, GUI from Xerox, mouse from Xerox, Object Desktop from BeOS, etc. Karma's gonna come pay you back Steve..... and soon!

[thewebmogul]

LOL what a joke cult leader steve jobs has to copycat other tablets to add a camera now LOL to late also sad NO Flash, NO SD Card slots to expand storage. Get Motorola Xoom or Samsung Galaxy way way more features.

[ki2594]

@thewebmogul he didn't copy anything, the camera was inevitable. Who made the first mainstream tablet? He did.

[AdeilsonAX]

this guy is show !!! Comming Soon my ipad2...... 14 days ago.

[thewebmogul]

lol hey apple troll i can insult apple junk products if i want too. also i can afford more you can buy. also why waste money on your junk iphone lol also you hear that verizon iphone attenna having problems again lol yup junk alright

[9SLR2]

@thewebmogul Does it bother you?

[thewebmogul]

@9SLR2 Does it bother you iphone is a piece of crap?

[9SLR2]

@thewebmogul What about if its not :) ?

...you cannot afford it

[thewebmogul]

@9SLR2 Oh yes i can troll. Why waste my money on a piece of crap that is useless and dont have USB, SD CARD Slot, NO HDMI, NO FLASH, No Camera etc.. You understand Prick Motorola Xoom or windows slate blows it away. So go play with your useless piece of crap

[9SLR2]

@thewebmogul Haha, check your earlier posts. You were talking about iPhone, not iPad.

Its fail for you, apl troll.

[thewebmogul]

@9SLR2 hahah who cares there both crappy products hahha

[9SLR2]

@thewebmogul Its just your opinion, thewebmogul.

[thewebmogul]

@9SLR2 LOL you hear that useless ipad 2 did not sell much when it first launched LOL also another great news iphone 4 had a problem on daylight saving not being forwarded so shows you apple products are sour apples and not reliable hahaha so does it bother you now.

[godsmokeskrack]

Hey, does anyone know what's the music playing during the slideshow?

[DrG241]

@tweetiegur09 Don't get a MacBook Air, the hardware is terrible and it is ridiculously overpriced. And I wouldn't recommend an iPad either but I heard there's an iPad 2 coming soon which I'm considering getting, so wait for the iPad 2 I suppose

[tweetiegur09]

I want one but I also want a macbook air

[kingdude39]

LOL of course he chooses to play "Friend of the Devil"

[NASCARFAN160]

Wow, this makes me feel more awesome about having an iPad. :D

[MrYoustolemyname]

damn steve you tap a lot

[litbmeinnick]

HAHA he's showing off using google maps and street view ahaha!

[Treylogan218BR]

its cool BUT ONE PROB NO WEBCAM

[SamTheBigs]

The crowd is more impressed about the power of Google, rather than Apple itself :P

[renegadejackk]

stephen fry at 5:40 ?

[sipla37]

how much would you think ipad would cost in dollars if it only had the same features as itouch or iphone?

[TheCrimsonSpider]

"Paper plastic or murder" is better.

[pennjersey83]

Look at all the old dickheads in the audience at 5:35 who are amazed by google street view on the iPad.....They act like this is innovative or something...These old fucks need to die so apple will actually encourage jailbreaking once there is no longer old shits who want a product a technological noob can use.

[MsAsdfghjklyxcvbn]

Das i pad ist das beste Electro gerät

[critsipp]

Mee whants it meee needs it.. My preses !!

[ZACHY12992]

@critsipp It's "precious", you fucking idiot.

[critsipp]

@ZACHY12992 <3<3<3<3 love you to you youtube hater

[ekgomes]

thanks Apple

thanks Steve Jobs

[mgblue]

applauding for transitions in slide show...omg hate these pricks

[jerrysrichardson]

ask for free Ip@d here ipad 2 go dot info

[youdashant]

simply superb

[richardxob]

bob peterson, lee ulkrich, pete docter

[Andreas2295]

why a lot of guys have a laptop 2.48 ?? (my english is terrible)

[killerboi260]

Steve is just like the ipods, they both start out fat and they get thinner and thinner.

[choboit32]

@killerboi260 i think he might have cancer...

[movienoc101]

Bob Dylan's a fag.

[Gex9z]

corruptorCEREBRUM is an insult to the freedom of speech that commenting on a YouTube video gives.

[penmenkdblrr]

USAiTunesGiftCards . COM Says it all !



[milicbul]

@penmenkdblrr i bet the next ipad will be able to take pictures and call people, but the aplication for that till cost 10 grand, nice Steve Jobs, you are a scumbag

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@milicbul In the next iPad, you won't be able to run Windows XP or Windows 7. Damn. I took the money I would've spent on an iPad and bought me an Acer laptop - and it can do way more, and to top it off it's got a full-blown desktop operating system: Windows Vista.

[TheMatey1]

@corruptorCEREBRUM hahahaha yeah but its vista!

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@TheMatey1 Haha, true. Hence, introducing the iPad:

1. No USB.

2. No CD/DVD drive and no writer.

3. No multitasking.

4. No full desktop operating system (Mac OS X, Windows).

5. No Flash.

6. No camera?

7. No full QWERTY keyboard.

8. No phone.

I'm sure you'll agree with me, why get a bigger iPod Touch when you can get a laptop, which can do far more and is more functional? My same argument applies to the iPhone. I went for a Nokia E75 instead. PLEASE read about it - far better. ;-)

[TheMatey1]

@corruptorCEREBRUM true but the ipad is in between a computer and a phone its the extra category i guess, still yes i do agree with you

[g0rsk13g4n9st4]

@corruptorCEREBRUM

1. No need of that on this kind of device (although IMO an SD slot is necessary)

2. Nobody uses them anyway,

3. Yes, I agree.

4. You're missing the whole point. This isn't the desktop or a laptop.

5. I Agree.

6. Only a front facing one is needed.

7. It does have full QWERTY keyboard, the special keys are easily accessible with button in lower left corner.

8. I'm sure you'll need a 1.5 lb 10 inch phone to hold to your ear with both hands.

[MrShadowz1337]

@g0rsk13g4n9st4 "4. You're missing the whole point. This isn't the desktop or a laptop." And yet it costs more. I'd rather stick with my laptop with HD 5850 to play some hardcore games and do tasks easier or at least the same the iPad can, but better. I'd rather use better browsers like Firefox or Opera than the shitty Safari. I'd rather type faster on a proper keyboard with a proper feedback. And, i'rd rather not pay for a 3G or WIFI iPAD just coz they put it out there for the fanboys.

[g0rsk13g4n9st4]

@MrShadowz1337 And where in my comment did you see a suggestion that the iPad should be a replacement for a desktop and/or a laptop? Also, where in my comment did you see a suggestion that you HAVE to get the iPad? Please take your "apple fanboy" argument somewhere else. I have always said that apple taps an extra $500-600 on their macs just because they're apple. iPad is a different story, although there's still a $150 extra on the iPad beyond what it should be.

[xMrWhiteDudex]

@corruptorCEREBRUM

1. USB can be bought for 30$ ( kinda pricy but still available )

2. Its a tablet not a computer

3. Is going to run on ios4 so yes, it will have multitasking

4. Running it on mac os would jack the price waaaayyyyy up

5. i agree , no flash is a bit of a downer .

6. Also agree, i could see this being perfect for skype.

7. wrong .

8. why whould you want a phone on a 9.7 inch device ?

[z1pfL]

@corruptorCEREBRUM rofl, win vista xD

thats so fail, even worse than iOS :D

and the Nokia E75 does not has a cd/dvd drive too :D

[ggmhp1hp1]

IPHONE JUMBO 

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

You're paying more for the looks and the multi-touch. Have you noticed that this thing is an iPod Touch? You're paying for an magnified iPod Touch.

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM im blocking you, goodbye

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Waaaahahahahahahaha, blocking me? Does it look like I give a rat's ass?! O_o Fuck off retarded middle-class cunt.

[roggerfrogger2]

i like all the kiddy pictures in steves albulm

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Suck an anus you fuckin' retarded faggot.

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM suck a dildo you fucking retarded american

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Fuck you poverty-ridden ghetto cunt, my Unibody Macbook Pro costed more than your mother's car. Bitch.

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM my mothers car cost £9,000, thats $13,009.50. I doubt your little slice of steve jobs shit cost that much bbz

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 No your mother had to sell her car to pay for your school fees. Haha.

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM no im sorry i rode in that car on tuesday. And education is free in the UK so erm your dissed?

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 hahahahaha, education is free? hahaha, that's because you're in a public school. Waaaahahahaha, middle-class cunt.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Oh by the way, your Facebook picture is ugly like the back of my nuts!

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 I already have my own charity. It's called a "bank account". And when I'm not counting my own paper money I'm either spending it or stacking it in my electronic safe.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 UK=Unanimous Knobgobblers.

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM R21,000 is only US$ 2697.45 - do you not understand exchange rates?! therefore my mothers car is worth R101,280

seeing as your from south africa, you really cant say im from poverty, fool

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM there is never, ever, going to be a 90% value fluctuation. even if they are selling in a 3rd world country. Ford would not make money. and im sorry but im going to earn alot more than you do. - go back to your famine, mabey i wil donate money to the save africa charities to help you

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 No dude, I already got more money than you.

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM wow i think you need to go on the naughty step and calm down son. AND NO I WONT GIVE YOU ANY MONEY FOR FOOD, JEEZE.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Na your mum gave you food when she let you suck her tits. Lmao.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Stop sucking cock!

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Dude, do they pay you to fuck men?

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 There is a 90% fluctuation in countries like American and SA because the economie stabilize, but in the UK your dick fluctuates inside a man's ass.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 And "mabey u need two leern haw too spell proparely" otherwise you're just promoting yourself as a pompous illiterate faggot. i bet you don't even live in the UK, you probably from some fucked-up country like India or Australia, and you're probably just imagining you're in the UK because that's the country you're supporting for the FIFA World Cup. Sigh, kids...

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 I think your education is free because you go to one of those bullshit schools who don't have a proper curriculum, and you certainly cannot go to university if you went to a public school. I feel sorry for you, maybe your daddy will organize a job as a security guard at the parking lot.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Your mum still wipes your bum.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 fock u.

[imback218]

@corruptorCEREBRUM piss off troll.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 You one of those unemployed middle-class cunts who sell shoe polish at the flea market. Haha, good luck to saving up enough minimum wages to buy a decent meal. Oh, and I'm eating a McDonald's Big Mac at the moment, while typing in front of my Macbook Pro. Nice to see frustrated attention-seeking idiots attempting to argue, wow there's plenty of room for jealousy over me GSX-R600. Damn, I got a nice life.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 In the UK, the average salary is about 500pounds. That's why hte people are so fucked up because they can't afford Lamborghinis or Ducatis. And I have never seen a mansion near the beach, in the UK. In America, there are far more billionaires than in your puny country. You're one of those cocksuckers who work at McDonald's. But hey, at least the minimum wages covers your rent.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 My GSX-R600 costed more than your house.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Faggot. Go suck a dog's penis.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Your dad sweeps the floor at the local grocery store.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Damn this idiot is cracking me up! :-D

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Your mother's car costed 9000pounds? I thought SHE costed that much when she gets paid to suck dick?

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM fuck off seriously you silly little girl. the average salary is about £30,000 - go catch HIV

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Your mother got that Aids shit! Lmao. Oh, and according to Forbes.com the average salary in the UK is $500, because most of the people drop out of university and end up flipping burgers at McDonald's, like your father. But hey, like you said, the minimum wages is still a lot, it's enough to cover the electricity fees, and perhaps to buy a cheap second-hand car from the dump-yard. In terms of UK currency, I am worth about 400 000 pounds.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Is your mother still working as a prostitute? How much does she earn for every dick sucked? And how much does she charge per hour?

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Stop sucking your mother's hairy vagina.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Your mother's vagina is where you eat food out of. Lol.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 $13 000 for a car? In America, a Ducati 1098 costs $23 000. I doubt your mother even has a car, since she uses the Underground train service.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Steve Jobs has a net worth of about $1.2 billion. You are comparable to a near grain of sand compared to Steve's entire beach of cash. Fuck off retard.

[z1pfL]

@corruptorCEREBRUM lolol, u also think SA is richer thank UK???

are u like dump, do u really think that wikipedia tells the truth all the time?

more than 50% of all wikipedia articles contain mistakes and around 5% of all articles are completly nonesense......

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Let me know when you retire from working as a burger-flipper at McDonald's, fuckin' middle-class bigot.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 stop fucking a man in the bum!

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Fuck off dumb-fuck.

[roggerfrogger2]

@corruptorCEREBRUM im sorry but £400,000? is that in foreign aid that we have had to give to you to stop you catching HIV and starving

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Your mother got Aids.

[Quintuplin12]

Ha! This may be a weak machine in many ways, but I love watching movies, porn (yes, there are sites that work), and apps. However, I REALLY don't like the extra price for iPad apps... when they're just bigger pictures, and some frustrations with safari, file sharing-saving (difficult and finiky), make me a little unhappy with the iPad. However, its still fun to have a full sized web-page in your hand, and easier than lugging a laptop around... so i still like the iPad... its not meant for...

[Quintuplin12]

@Quintuplin12 ...serious use, its just a big toy, but hell, I like it (mostly). Asides, 3G interwebs are fast and easier to use than iPhone interwebs... and youtube has an APP that works fine built in... even comments enabled.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@Quintuplin12 Can you play Grand Theft Auto 4 on the iPad? Exactly, no, so fuck off cunt.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@Quintuplin12 I also love watching HD 1080p porn on my Macbook Pro, I have a 2TB Iomega external hard-drive and there's about 30 porn movies on them, most of which are 3GB each.

[smile4dakillcam1]

@corruptorCEREBRUM wow are you really that fat that your on youtube 24 hours a day commenting that much in one video? and saying you watch porn because i think people who watch porn are fat kids who don't have friends or girlfriends am i right or not ?

[dreadshock22]

@smile4dakillcam1 very truee

[MrSantaClaws1001]

@smile4dakillcam1

You seem to know a lot about that. Very detailed description there.

[roggerfrogger2]

@Quintuplin12 dude are you getting spammed by a african with a ''macbook pro''? :|

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@roggerfrogger2 Dude, are you an Asian who works at a factory manufacturing American computers?

[wishy103]

@corruptorCEREBRUM xD this guy is funny, i like people who argue for no reason, just to watch them......its pretty nice to watch these people troll like this :D

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@Quintuplin12 Your brain is a weak machine.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

Try installing Windows 7 on this useless device. Or better yet, can you please open 5 applications at once on this thing? Or can you please listen to an audio CD on this device? Or even better, I've got a flash drive with all my precious documents stored on it - will the iPad accept it? Now maybe you can come back and attempt to define the word "useful".

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

No thanks, I'll just stick to my Unibody Macbook Pro. Laptops pack in much more features than an iPad, and laptop run full-blown desktop operating systems. It doesn't get any more advanced than a laptop. The iPad is the magnified version of an iPad Touch. Do me a favour. Just buy yourself a laptop: I promise you won't even use more than 80% of all it's features. And it has so much more to offer.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

It's an enlarged iPod Touch. Until you get that fact into your head, you'll always remain an idiot.

[molamani]

Steve Jobs Most Quotes.

" right in the palm of your hand"

" its that simple"

"Gorgeous" 

[besayewich]

there was just a plug for sushi boat and they should be getting business from apple fanboys

[GenMaul]

The same happened with the iPod and iPhone. Big companies like Sony and Microsoft thought they could bury apple with their new "super advanced devices" and, where is the Zune, for instance? how many iPods are sold in comparison?

[thewebmogul]

haha @iponeluvnodoubt sure they will improve ipad in time sure hahaha you mean next year. Why wait when Hp Slate has all the important features already. Now you know why Ifail is a joke.

[wetpoodlehaha]

@thewebmogul Slate was cancelled bro lol.

[thewebmogul]

@wetpoodlehaha LOL no it not it was rescheduled to be available in Sept instead. LOL ... Ipad cant even watch live videos on the web browser yup Ifails

[wetpoodlehaha]

@thewebmogul Lol, no. They said the Slate would be due for September in March. Then in April they announced it's been cancelled.

I never even said anything about the iPad, just correcting you on the Slate since it's been cancelled. It's okay though, you seem really immature. Get out of here kid.

[thewebmogul]

@wetpoodlehaha LOl shit the fuck up prick. it coming in sept has you are afraid it going to blow away that useless piece of crap ifail. hahaah guess who is immature is you moron who an idiot coughing up $500 for useless piece of crap which can't even do much. So how long will they have a upgrade for ifail next year. Follow your steve jobs the cult leader. lol... he smiling now coughing your money gayboy LOL