Boogie Nights - The Rise of Dirk Diggler

[BeyondCapoStatus]

2:41 Award for best cock

lmao yeah that guy would announce the winner of that one

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

1:00 his glasses got an erection lol

[airforcemax]

I am Dirk Antonio Diggler but women call me D.A.D.D.Y - Dirk Antonio Diggler Do You ?

[tonytarheel55]

@airforcemax keep banging brother! right the fuck on!

[THEREELROCK]

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[MrVanity111]

i guess the only thing i can say, is i'll keep rockin and rollin and makin better films........im gonna keep tryin if you keep tryin, lets keep Rockin and Rollin Man........this line is fuckin nuttz hahahhahaha

[bomdiggity57]

mark wahlberg is so hot in this movie. even if he is a bick dick (ha ha)

[KNS1996DFS]

1:00, perfect reaction.

[bl33k3r]

@KNS1996DFS

Kills me everytime! Lol!

[krsfromprp]

I love, during the awards Scottie tries to high-five Dirk and he is ignored.

[aldernagon3]

aim it at her tits--- lmfao

[TheHistoryinscale]

great movie

[Hitchenstein]

Look at the colonel in the background when he hears the "butter in my ass" line. Hilarious.

[naes686]

is he laughing?

[nath909]

lovely stuff

[Biarkii]

whats the name of the song playing at 3:00 when he recieves the reward.. Its some kind of instrumental.. cant think of the name of it.. do you know?

[zubass]

can i see ur cock? jejejeje

[Zimdong108]

"Well thank you Eddie........"

and a long stare XD

[IArePhluffhead]

hahah why does he say butter in my ass??

[1000huzzahs]

Wow. Marky Mark comes off pretty gay in this. No wonder Hoffman fell in "love."

[barneygrumble]

aim it at her tits eddie

[GeddyYeti2112]

DAMN IT! You beat me to the quote!

[barneygrumble]

haha probably my favorite quote from the film

[GeddyYeti2112]

"My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, Kurt! Alright?! I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow!"

[barneygrumble]

that quote is golden.

i've always wondered if it was scripted like that or was a mistake that ended up being better.

either way its great

[GeddyYeti2112]

Nah, I think it was William H. Macy's intention. Little Bill was shocked/pissed off to see his wife getting fucked for the SECOND time.

Either way, I laughed my ass off when I watched that scene for the first time.

[johnnycitystar]

what the song in the background where Jack and those two guys are talking about converting films into videotapes?

[fredintr]

col james....ftw

[sarabaack]

bwhahaha "may i see it" and he just stares at "it" in amazement lol

[csbea1]

So many great lines missed: lady: Is he going to fuck me in the ass? Jack: Is that what you want? lady: It would be nice. Jack: (nonchalant) Fuck her in the ass. Johnnie: (while grabbing crotch) Lock and load, Jack Jack: Reed, I want you to meet the new kid on the block, Eddie Adams Dirk: HI... I'm Eddie Reed: Hi Eddie, you live on this block? Dirk: No, no. Reed: Oh, I thought Jack said you did. ETC.

[williest1]

@csbea1: actually I thought Reid says: 'You live on the STREET?' implying that Eddie was homeless lol. thas where the joke was.

[BBDIGGLER]

this movie owns life

[fasteddief]

Hey - Urgent Help

What the song at 4.28?

[fredintr]

"it's an important part of thr process"...lol

[mistady1234]

DIRKY DIGGLER!!!!!!!!!

EHHH

CLASSIC

[kodiakfred140]

You're right Airmaster167. These lines are also funny to me: "You don't know anything!" "I'll do SOMETHING."

[rcs25r]

whats the tittle of the funky sound during awarding? they did not include in the soundtrack?

[Airmaster167]

The best line in the whole movie:

"If it looks like shit, and it sounds like shit, then it must be SHIT!"

[cydelon]

and the award for best cock goes to...loloooll

BEST.LINE.EVER.

[cholulasaucehot]

big mistake that vhs thingy

[rainer1980]

It sucks that they didn't give Burt Reynolds an Academy Award for his performance. He was nominated. He's just so cavalier and indifferent to everybodies faults that it's hilarious!

[oneeyedheadshot]

agreed, why not give him an award for the best ''male prostitute'' or ''gay cock sucker''

[roryphelan]

'thank you Eddie'

1:05

i love the look on his face!

[maximushuts]

Aim it at her tits Eddie.

Jack says you've got a great big cock.

[thielenm]

hey donkey how you doin? say hello to your mother for me ok?

[albee1000]

He likes butter in his ...?

Well, whatever. He has a point. Video tape is really the only electronic medium that people watch porn on anymore. I've been wracking my brain all day and can't think of a single alternative to renting pornos on video tape, or a private way to get it into my home. If only I could find some sort of solution on the Internet ...

Ah, who am I kiddin'. I'll never find it.

[mattthedream]

freemasonic handshake at the beginning

[deezvids]

"If it looks like shit, and it sounds like shit, then it must be shit!" I say that all the time thanks to this movie. XD

[deezvids]

EXCELLENT cast in this movie. :-D

Burt Reynolds, Heather Graham, Mark Wahlberg, Juliane Moore, Don Cheadle & more. GREAT film!!

[wasteland70]

Who's the actor at 4:21? The one who is telling Jack Horner about the future. He rocks. "Butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth" LOL!!! He deserves some attention!

[deezvids]

Philip Baker Hall. He also appeared on Seinfeld. :)

[7beers]

Yes!!! Mister Bookman!!!

[ignoranceandwant]

I love how Horner feels the need to explain to Eddie that money is an important part of the filmmaking process.

[TVC17]

Now I'm not no Dirk Diggler but I wouldn't come in last in a big dick contest ether.The point is I was laying the pipe,or at least I thought I was,to this skinny blonde chick and she said "stop"Now I got off of her and I looked down and a string was hanging out her cunt she pulled it and one of those "stick up in you" kotex's it was.Well she had one natural pussy hair and a dark hole the enterprize could get lost in....plus she ripped me off for 30.00 dollars ...nasty bitch...

[wasteland70]

Sorry bro, that you got ripped off. It happens.

[ambient444]

haha

[Waldoxxig88]

damn I wish I were him

[danigirl562]

1:01 that is priceless lmao

[wasteland70]

the hours fall & I am under them

[maxieP]

Scotty got dissed. Definitely Whalberg's best performance to date.

[rhinobucketz]

Burt Reynolds put himself back on the map after this film...A brilliant performance...

[tlwilliamsbr]

No such thing as unnecessary sex, ever.

[Krylov79]

I really think Mark Wahlberg should have won an oscar for that performance! Amazing movie!!

[caspol69]

check it out at 3:18 when Scotty goes to give Dirk a double high-five and Dirk keeps walking towards the stage. fucking hilarious!

[Paulbleeker]

I thought this was one of the best roles Burt Reynolds has EVER done. He sold me on his part.

[richiebear1969]

Not since he did..Deliverance or The Longest Yard.

[randymcdonalds]

the sex part in the beginning was unessasary

[mrADA]

what are you talking about, dude?

[Theakker3]

I heard at the end of this film he actually pulls out his dick in a close up shot. Is that true???

[gaguy1967]

yes, but it sa fake dick obviously

[Sapientia007]

Not a fake dick...a porn star stand-in.

[gaguy1967]

it was prostetic

[gamblerpete]

gaguy, how do you know? Have you been with him? :)

[bellers01]

yea but its not his its a fake dick

[Theakker3]

I bet it looks real though

[Brandi0024]

Best movie ever!

[mM34RSG78665]

You put the shit parts of the movie instead of the best. 1 fucking star dude.

[jeremy498712]

5:40 look at the guy in the background loose it on camera but try to hide it with his mouth! LOL.

[maxieP]

You know, I've never noticed that before. The Colonel was cracking up at the line, "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. What a great line.

[ThundaLippz]

love at 4:11 the half-ass karate kick and bows to crowd,whatta asshole.part made me lol.

[eric2739]

I love Floyds line,

"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth" lmao.

This movie has some of the best lines.

[JudgeJesse]

Ya, this movie is full of quoteable lines. How about little Bill: "My wife's got an ass in her cock. Excuse me if my mind is not on the picture we're shooting tomorrow."

[shoofirbin]

the look on the colonel's face when he sees dirk's cock is priceless. absolutely priceless.

[l3g3ndin]

wow

[BTarbell]

you need to do a fall of dirk diggler one now

[CinemanX34]

Great idea. I'll get on it.

[brocklndrs]

I DON'T ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT IM GONNA KEEP ROCKIN AND ROLLIN!!! lol

[brocklndrs]

one of my favorite movies LOL!!

[mslkc]

awesome collage of scenes from the film, makes me want to watch the film all over again!

[ArchStantonx]

jack went into video since the colonel got busted, the best thing for jack was colonel going away, watch the 1st disc of the 2 disc set under colorbars, they show the real dirks dingdong, bigger than dirks fake one even

[Obelisk2290]

aim it at her tits eddie. These movies can help. Im a filmmaker I will never use video

you dont own the heart and soul on those tapes

[ArchStantonx]

why does dirk say he doestnt like Holmes hitting women thenn he hits women in his films, guess the drugs do that to ya. great movie

[GraveDiggaJones07]

This is classic. I love this film. Great lines: "Jack says you have a great big cock. May I see it?" "It's not sexy like it should be Jack." "I am a filmmaker, that's why I'll never make a movie on video tape." "I don't want to win an oscar or re-invent the wheel. . . I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. Call me a pervert..." GREAT!!