Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 45]

[xXMusicxJunkyXx]

U have the most beautiful, lucious hair I've ever seen :P

[SupermanCrew7]

what we learn today ; someones sister eats up all their food

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

a a a w a a w a a a w

[bryancraw]

you be lookin fine with that beanie (;

[MrNinjaturtleblue]

:D

U SO CAYOOT~*

^ My ghetto typing.

[powermadmonkey]

A product of the Russian Sleep Experiment x3

[grimmkitty11]

*that was a small penis joke*

[diana55556]

BACON HAWK♥

[RiotKidx]

i love your hair here o-o

[gottalovemyEmo]

metherach ikrrrrr and awesome eyes

[RedsRandom]

i love you swiftyyy.

[metherach]

You look like JESUS ! 

[fallen199615]

i would kill for his hair

[Foxeslady]

your hair is luscious

[LeahMarie1994]

...I like your girly pillow cases.. O.o

[theakmusikfreak1]

i have a gray beanie :) u live muted colors *total Emo*

[kittykittymeowmix]

if u could fuck any animal what whould it be?? 0_0

[Achillies171]

he kind of looks like Ian from Smosh exept for the long hair

[jenjen135]

SWIFTY! Where'd you get your beanie!! I want one :D

[HowlMidnight49]

Haircut time homie!

[singing4ever2595]

Dear swifty (matt) honestly , will you marry me??

[TheAmimies]

8====D~~~~~~~

[XxXAidenLover92XxX]

How do I know if you answered my question?

[EmoEllaRawks]

When he talks he sounds like he's imitating a six year old...some how that makes him even cuter...:3

[mrlittlemack2]

you...are...fucking...CRAZY...­and i dont know how its awesome but it is...

[MidnightBeastette]

please grow your hair out again!!!!

[MINIGRIZZgshot]

i would drink it even if it was pee xD AHAHAHHA

[CuppcakeBumbleBee8]

Thats Right your an adult, your an adult!! LMFAO :D fave part

[geeghoul]

You are hilarious !

[Aviat92]

Man his eyes are sooo blue!

[Kendall192Baby]

LMFAO. Whaaaaaat a BITCHH!!! ;D ♥

I loved that part.(:

[MrRhinoceros008]

Whoever asked the baconhawk question, I FUCKING LOVE YOU! >:D

[geeghoul]

@MrRhinoceros008 Desandnate :3

[MrRhinoceros008]

@geeghoul I Lvoe DesandNate, but whoever asked that question is amazing >:D

[geeghoul]

@MrRhinoceros008 I know haha

[XoFIREandICEXo]

Look its selena gomez!

[wooshma]

hahaha i have hair just like u and ive been using the beanie insted of fix it too

[psychostink]

pause at 2:18 perfect orgasm face :D

[loveingPATD]

Okay is it just me or every video I watch with popular youtubers THE BACON HAWK is mentioned....It just happened to me twice in a row....With 2 different youtubers....interesting.....

[TheNinjaNanner]

BACONHAWK!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoever asked the baconhawk question.... I love you <3

[MrKevi5143]

What would you do if i commented on this video???

[Minidrama145]

MAKE EPISODE 46 ALREADY!! I MISS YOUUUUU

[IzzaFeja]

@Minidrama145 Ummm... he all ready did. T here`s an Ask Swifty season 3 :D

[Priscillaalips]

JESUS!

[rspurepk]

i love ur eyes :) there so pretty

[thectp95]

oh. my. goodness. i love you!!!

[termanater18]

ha ha ha rape me

whooooooooo!!!!!

INAPROPRIATE

[purple2flirt]

baconhawk reference! Destery Moore is EVERYWHERE:D

[GhOsTlYaPaRaTiS]

ok im just gonna ask on here is that how ur voice sounds all the time or is tht a put on voice????

[link5634]

@GhOsTlYaPaRaTiS no that is not how his voice sounds all the time go to his alt channel mathewbrianbrown..in this he's swifty on the alt channel he's matt ;) 

[GhOsTlYaPaRaTiS]

@link5634 alright lol

[TIAMOTRPD]

just saying, kassem g made it to 50 with his ask kassem before you did with ask swifty

[jadedwave]

Can you prove to me that you love me by making your penis do 5 back flips while you scream like a little girl on thursday morning as she is heading for the bus stop and sees a flying unicorn that just shat on a turtle?

[animereviewdude]

you remind me of my cousin the hair the voice the sense of humor everything

[AmeAwesome]

Bacon hawk ha that's destery

[WhereDaFreekzHangOut]

haha baconhawke..that person waches capndesdes:P

[44Millz]

WHERE THE FUCK IS ASK SWIFTY 46!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU TO MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ASK MILLZ DOESNT SEEM THE SAME WITHOUT SWIFTY INSPIRATION

[101pinkkat]

has anyone ever walked in on u while u were making a video? :/ akward

[yunanagisa]

"Then I would use my Man Ninja Karate Skills to chop you up."

Not many people can pull that off.

[eatmewhileimmissowl]

yay 4 desandnate, baconhawk.

[mushicorn]

wow. I've watched this a hundred times. no, wait. two hundred. and every time, I still laugh my ass off. That's why I never drink coffee when I watch this :P yeah.

[cooleogirl97]

LAWL. WHATTA BITCH ! xDD

[ComicRelief27]

Bacon hawk strikes Swifty

[Punkgage]

if you went to your girlfriends house and clogged her toilet would you tell her or blame it on the dog

[TotalOmnicide]

ITS OVER 200!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[butterflybabexoxo1]

"WHATTA BITCH."

OMG I CRACKED UP.

[KikiHorizon]

shiggity shiggity swaaa WHAT THE FLIPING MONKEY?! o: wakka flippin wakka D:<

[SvendsenSenior]

You're awesome ! Your videos has helped me trough 22. 07

Thank you <3

[zeekman77]

You need to make more vids

[CannibleLilli]

Why do you enjoy talking about penises sooo much; does theat mean you're gay; if so that would suck?! :D

[KingZahlaf]

i think ur act is mainly copying Ian from SMOSH... doesnt suite u tbh

[magdacomearound]

i was watching all ask swifty episodes.. and its 4 in the morning... and i'm still not to tired to laugh..

i think I'm going to start again :D

[LieutenantEO]

O_O

I really shouldn't laugh at this, but I can't help it..

[i0heart0cupcakes0]

BACCON HOCKE! Mokay wer is destery? Com on dont hide him.....he's in this sumwer....annnyyy time now.....or not ._.

Ha so did u kno i had a zombie porno director : D

Howd that turn out u say??? HOOOLLY SHIT it was FUCKING.....AWESOME THAT IT MADE LITTLE BOYS.... ballz hurt? is that right? Shiiiit IDEK >.<

SUCK MY INVISIBLE PENIS! ........... Whaaaauuuuuuttt? ...nuthing O_O

e . e

ps. did anyone tell u hav gorgeous eye ballz? O_O

[DoubleAA1713]

@i0heart0cupcakes0 i did not understand a god damn word out of that. e.o

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

@i0heart0cupcakes0 Im so confused right now!!! xD

[SynysterJak]

@i0heart0cupcakes0 I was the one with the zombie porno question XD

[DuhSparkleMuncher]

You Can Do. So Many Different Voices.. :D

[kidwhowearsblack]

if your a god then that means!!!!!..... absolutely nothing xD

[randomperson3331]

Yes, you are a God. ;o

[loopypileup675]

MFK: OlgaKay, MissHannahMinx, Snooki

[pancakeking23]

i wouldnt react to the chainsaw dude any differently :/ i would just flash them ;? and then continue with my ninja skillzzzz

[SkeletoRicuaTV]

108 people eat Pop-Tarts for breakfast, thumbs up if you agree

[101pinkkat]

What do you do when someone walks in on you filming a video?

[WeJustWantToLive]

"That was a small penis joke" Ahaha :D I love you!

[LasMexicanBixxxes]

Jaha :D I love him... :)

[cutekidsavestheworld]

would you get your tongue pierced or any other body part and why? ps. you're awesome swifty n_n

[AtomicFaxMachine]

I used to watch you when I was younger.and I thought you were hilarious. Now 4 years later, I realize this is fucking gay.

[RenMcAberae]

@AtomicFaxMachine

-GASSSPPP-

Take that backkk(:(:(:

[emovampirefan2323]

Its JESUS!!!!

[FaLlEnWiShEs123]

I miss this swifty!

[puppydogs22]

I MISS THIS HAIR!!!! PLZ BRING IT BACK :l

[DavCo033]

Do your mom and other relatives actually watch these videos?

[DavCo033]

Can I ride your unicorn? :D

[laughworldpeace]

8=D~~

[BatteryCharged1]

@laughworldpeace 8=================D~~~~~~~~~~~­

[sexiemobunny16]

marry me please ^..^ or at least make a zombie porno with me ;D

[happiegal1081]

Lmao baconhawk from desandnate lmao

[kidwhowearsblack]

Swiftkaratechop= Jesus with a webcam

[SuperPeppermintGirl]

I LIKE U`R OLD HAIR >: 8

[tiffanytiger08]

i would do 10 different nasty things to matt;)

[peacefreak101m]

I miss old swifty :(

[chocolatenekokitty]

desandnate!

[tabs412]

you look like jesus.

[chickenbeforeegg]

You remind me of The Grinch XD

[30secondstomyheartt]

CAN I HAVE YOUR BABY????((((((:

[termanater18]

would u fuck a retard or a dolphin

[candi356]

Can someone please tell me what episode he screams "IMMA RAPTOR!!" in? :3

[ClaudiaaSilvaa]

3:31, I love when he does that!

[kellysully248]

i miss yer long hair D:

[WordsBringChange]

I truly never thought that anyone would trump desandnate's fan-girl count. But considering that 80% of your viewer base consists of crazed, "hipster" obsessed, laughably naive chicks, I must admit....impressive sir.

[amylouhowell96]

if i decided that we were gonna go eat lunch together, at some alien resturant that had deepfried poop, and babys on the menu, what would you eat... i would eat the daby... PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[entswife]

would you stop freebasing? lol

[GLPMV95]

a rapist says what?

[awesomeness00121]

U look better without a hat on

[DMaddie123]

If you were a alien would you try to date Katy Perry or just try to rape her?

[missmusic17ily]

NEVER GROW UP! PENIS.

[ShannieLovesZeeEarth]

Wtf is this? Why am I watching this? Why is it so addicting?

[ruger678]

my favorite is still episode 3 :)

[MzKo0kieZ]

You Look Like Jesus! Haha

[Danxoxox]

BAHAHAHA XD i love you. But the baconhawk is DesandNates thing... Jus sayin.

[FredFan2961]

chop chop chop you up im a monster HAHAHA x3 i sang that when he said chop chop

[mcrockz4life]

do you bite your nails?

[brancake1]

Beenies are so damn attractive.

[TheMungoz4lif]

he calls his phone 18 years old and its motorola driod umm ur touching a 2 year old...

[dx123batista]

@TheMungoz4lif not in phone years

[ScReAmIToutLOUD24]

would you play the computer game amnesia and make a reaction video? that would make my day and probably other peoples day too :D

[limabean46]

do more of these dawg

[HeartsAlwaysRemember]

Swiftyyyyyyyyyy would you rather have sex with a unicorn, a robot, a teletubbie or a zombie? and why? ;D

[ilikeunicornpoo]

dont get me wrong, I LOVE YOU! its just i love desandnate.

[ilikeunicornpoo]

not being funny, but uh baconhawk is desandnates thing...

and considering im a desandnate mega fan, that uh really bugs me...

[PenguinsBadBladder]

@ilikeunicornpoo it was just a question someone asked lol

[LegendaryHemp]

y is he akwardly attrective

[eatmewhileimmissowl]

2:16 LMFAO, orgasm much swifty?

[juliavandort]

i could be that bacon

just sayin'

[NeonandRave]

Omg baconhawk.

[FEISTYxBRUNETTE]

you look just like russell brand....even tho a million people already said that i just started watching your videos

[FEISTYxBRUNETTE]

JESUS!

[darking797]

hey swifty, how many energy drinks do you drink before recording yourself, ooorrr... are you just on crystal meth?

[nasainforscreamo]

i am in in your small intestine

[nasainforscreamo]

hey swifty if u had the choice between pie and more pie and and pinapple and ........

out of those three things what would you prefer

[rarrbaby]

3:32 made me laugh SO hard! xD

You're awesome!

^.^

[CheyxBMTH]

"I Take Pictures Of Other People, When They arent Looking, Then i Mail those Picture To Them" I So Do That. xDDD



[situationisserious]

...baconhawk ftw:) *lessthanthree*

[AmericanIdiot1035]

Dude I paused it at 2:54 and he looks fucking high...

[xSamoeschx]

You're gorgeous. <3

[karate11498]

would you put flour in your face in a video

[bieberbiscut]

dude.. you look fuckin sexy in a beanie..wait.. i shouldn't have said that.. i'm 13..

[MusicsLove13]

BACON HAWK!!! :0

[Trevorruby]

i thought this was about like swifty the warrior on wow

[HaileeMolton]

We have the same fones omfg :)

[kpeggxx]

your like a russell brand look alike trying to be destery !!!! and u can eat a bacon hawk but it would just remeterlies in ur tummy lol x

[Jaden1914]

JAVASIZED -yelling while putting your arms in air-? love you swifty

[qwerrewq2]

are penis's attacking the red gummy bear?!

[itzvawter]

okay i got a good question... what if you could shit lightning ans piss thunder? hehe i know, that vagina would be a thunder cunt... :D

[hawaiiancutie5]

"You're an adult, you're an adult!" LMFAO

[AliceWolfy]

i luv your show u r amazing i wish i was u omg hahahaha

[Weloveroadkill]

Swifty, what was wrong with your voice at the end of the video?

.....Can I kiss you, even though i'm 13??? ;D

[jinxXlilmonster27]

desandnate's baconhawk! a hawk with bacon wings!

[shaycamille01]

Why do you make us leave questions in your crotch?!? Dx

[shaycamille01]

That's right! You're an adult!

[15jwinters]

its ok my fone is like 18 years old

[ChelseaRawrrx]

DESANDNATE REFERENCE! Hellz yeah :D <3

[ILemonILime]

The desandnate refrence :D

[shakesulla123]

Has there ever been a time when you ate so much pie that you threw up? :D

[DMiTRia8aLeXiS]

may i please have 1 night alone with you?

[sHaZaMoxo]

thanks for making me laugh today swifty :D

i needed it!

[Yachtjouster]

TOTAL BADASS!!!!

omg! my dad takes pictures of other people when they're not looking and sends it to them too!!! :O