Funny Chuck Norris Facts

[bevis300]

thumbs up if u think this chuck norris stuff is old and lame

[oMrIkonikZo]

wat a retarded child



[9965paul]

you should be ashamed of youreself u must be this tall to cmplament chuck norris...

[hamoan66boi]

chuck norris told you to go to school and stop complimenting him.

[HyperChief117]

Bruce Lee can own Chuck Norris's cow boy ass.

Learn your facts!

[RoboTacoNinja]

@HyperChief117 Pssh Chuck Norris would own Bruce Lee that was just a movie

[INSANEMOTIVES]

he doesnt even know who chuck norris is! what r u 8?

[EgliLika314]

Can someone tell me why the fuck my videos can't get this many views? but this little homo's videos can get 55 THOUSAND?

[MrDemonwhore]

Your a fucking retarded little gay fuck, your parents failed or gave up. personaly i would of made an accident accure.

[thehunted21432]

at least he finnaly admitted he has no friends

[xxxlalakxxx]

gay kid

[cannon20789]

when you kick chuck norris in the balls all u here is DING!

[RagetheMonk]

So yeah, everyone likes watching a video of someone watching a video while acting retarded... NOT. Too bad youtube is filled with these morons.

[underworldpit]

dude your shit go grow up bit and make your own videos this was crap ...

[Gamer4Ever92]

Chuck Norris fuck your mother.Stupid n00b:))=)))

[gijames11]

@Gamer4Ever92 how original person

[ArmyStrong95]

never getting laid, will never be popular, and just a guess but he isn't college material.

[ebz95]

fcking little kid with girl voice

[concon48]

Gay little kid

[zweisteinJ]

lol

[Connordomlives]

heyy kid i like this...do me a favour and make another video with these jokesXD

and ignore those fag's the trolls the pricks that need lives

[velspir]

youre cute

[duffy7zrf]

chuck norris dosent dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris

[MrBillgun]

omg i cant tell you how much of a fag you are if i could see you in real life man you wouldn't even know how much i would kick your ass and beat your face in man i wish i could soooo much man you are such a fag at the begining of the video thinking you are so cool man you are such a fag ass piece of shit man i wish i could beat the holy fuck out of you man

[temiscouata1978]

get a life before coming back here, than we will know that we will never see you ever here again

[drewyapple]

dudeee chillllll. its a lil boyyy. be niceee. are you seriously taking this so seriously?

[lucaslown]

Yikes Looks like somebody is jelousss...... HAHA. Sucker.

[Floorball29]

Unfortunately Chuck Norris cant give me my 1:46 back of my life, which u took from me

[DETROIT2MILWAUKEE]

chuck norris had a 5.0 gpa in school....

a powerful volcano eruption is just chuck norris popping a zit....chuck norris sun bathes in the sun......chuck norris always passes go n always collects 200 dollars

[Automonaut9]

with one HALF an object Chuck Norris can kill you 1,986 different ways at the SAME time all while keeping you alive.

[Feltlikedoing]

Chuck noris stared at the clock and flexed, so he could go back in time and kill you, so you couldn't make this shitty ass video.

[Scott246824684321]

NOOB

[mattster222]

Chuck Norris can punch you in the soul and in the back of the face.

[jono10100]

with one object chuck noris can kill you 557 different ways with that one object

[foxhead0]

That was a great effort 5stars. I don't care what these other douches say your cool in my book.

[theeightchanges]

where does the "funny" part come in? is there a part 2?

[aboodmatar]

chuck norris doesnt push himself ups when doing pish ups he pushes the ground down

[vagdestructorman420]

chuck norris doesnt own a microwave toaster or stove because revenge is best served cold

[DFSTSk8er]

does this kid even noe hoo chuck norris is?

[abgrif25]

i am ur biggest fan but that sucked u need to make a week show thats fun

My cousin thinks the other guy in ur show is HOT!!!!!

[dominicanslick]

chuck norris doesnt allow 8 year old children to say his facts, therefore look behind you.... roundhoused.

[WTFreakinHell]

that's lucky... I'm just over 9 1/2!

[MrBillgun]

omg omg omg omg its so sad u need to be in a mental hospital stupid 10 year old fag your a retard your videos are so gay you so stupid hahahah its sad that your a retarted piece of shit im so sorry your a fag i know u know it :(

[MrBillgun]

your gay fag omg i cant believe how gay u are heres a fact your gayer than chuck noris

[ikirk1995]

oh ya chuck norris went to the virgin islands and now its jsut the islands

[jones478607]

ur ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jimmyjo111]

you fag your not even close to funny if youtube names were named after the truth then your name wouldnt be funnyguy4thewin it would be faggot loser whos balls havent dropped with squeaky voice

[steeveeo711]

haha legend u should take this guys name

[Istogali7]

hdf du schwuchtel

[jrockfanboy240]

No one can divide by 0 you silly person.. not even Chuck Norris... (this is because the calculator tells me so)

[animelover901]

actually i found a way to divide by 0 the calculator is just rong it's messing with u

[KiwiDillan]

wtf u look like a 6 year old. why the hell is ur parents letting u make videos on utube? go learn your timestables

[Potatology]

WTF

[midnighters5]

Chuck Norris doesnt mow his grass, he dares it to grow.

[mulliganboy123456789]

stop at 32

[compaqRYAN1]

WHY

[lollyjollyrodger]

you sound like a robot, youre kinda freaking me out... im gonna leave now...

[c01ord3af]

your a little bitch i wish i could fuck you up

[digvoz]

u fuck little kids

jk

[c01ord3af]

the fuck

[gamergurl198]

you look like a kid i know

[Gunther81818]

stupid ass mutha fucking bitch ass nigga

[PAPASCROTUM345]

YEAAHHH

[jackoffmerov9]

chuck norris can believe its not butter

[Waggoner2010]

sry to say but chuck norris is overated

[comptoncoolcatz]

he is kid so much hate fuckk u guy atleast a PARTNER

[kratos131313]

ur retarded

[physcobeepx3]

tru dat

[nicky349349]

Wow, this is scary cuz you sound EXACTLY like a kid who used to go to my school

[thewitcher007]

retard...

[claystrike2]

Everyone Has Heard These Jokes. And Addig Extra Words Like 'Ever...' Just Makes The Video Crappier. We All Know Your Just Reading This Off Some Website. The Song Was Stupid. And, Chuck Norris Counted To Infinity Twice.

[kaiyas909]

the kid is retarded

[wilbo9021]

he only counted to infinity twice

[MrMoneyclips]

if you stare at the American Flag long enough, a 3-D picture of Chuck Norris appears

[mjandrade01]

what the fuck that is not funny and it never will be

[XENAXON]

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))

[taggart446]

its unlikely this guy has a famlily because if anyone i know gave birth to this retard he'd be disowned at birth, but if he does hes an embarrasment to them.

[XxCYOYanks11xX]

this kid had no chose......he saw chuck norris n blinked at himm......he had to put this up before chuck blinked n his head exploded

[rhino1234566]

gay cunt

[XENAXON]

=)))))

[rwhitston]

Oi All You Fuck Faces, Leave The Kid Alone, He's Just Having Fun, No Need For The Nasty Comments, Keep Them To Yourself!

[LucG95]

guys the kids like 10 so calm down...

[MrsouljaWhiteBoy2]

what the fuck was that oh and i can do all that

[philipm555]

hey kid... your not funny, just give up.please.

[skater33322]

ur the gayest kid on youtube u mother fucker

[beastboylien]

Hey i bet Chuck Norris would give this guy props so just shut the bloody hell up All of you were 10 once im 11 so wat start spamming me

[LethalViiper]

this is rubbish.

[ATMofAnubis]

Pause the video right at 1:45. See the kid's face? It's because the last thing he sees is a big roundhouse kick about to fly out of his computer screen.

[spfraiders15]

chuck norris is going to roundhouse kick you in the face now because you made him look bad

[DerkaDerz]

alright ket see u guys if he was o lets say 16 u would love this vid but just cause hes like 10 means its stupid so all u guys need to shut up about how old he is

[renilcer71]

This kid is fuckin dumb and everyone that adores chuck is fucking stupid.

[coolfreakdud]

chuck is gonna get you in your sleep now

[dirtyfrogmann]

i have met chuck norris and have had my pic with him, heard all the jokes, this video is stupid kid, so is your trampoline tricks thing, they werent tricks they were front flips little 5 year olds can do

[Kikler3]

Have you heard this one? I bet not, I made it up, Everytime a girl has sex with a girl, and they are on top, they are automatically a member of the mile high club.

[kylebietz]

thats cute but it came from the chuck norris facts book but cute thoguh, how old are you, 10, thats cute

[ThaSoap]

And i love Chuck Norris :(

[ThaSoap]

Lol this sucked arse! :D

[bblindskt3rr02]

yes, funny jokes.. but your so queer.. wicked lame..

[Matheus3687]

que phorra e essa ?

[rokclover54]

ok this preety much sucked, anyway how old are you?! bye the way it was preety bvius you were reading this of something

[ManiakBoGu]

well the jokes are old but still funny....BUT this video is sooo lame....FAIL

[UltimateShinobiRPG]

okay, well, you copied them off the chuck norris facts site, so your cool and all.....

This was pretty lame.

[denis1110]

Chuck Norris was once having sex with a woman in a truck when some of his sperm entered the engine - we now know this truck as Optimus Prime!

[niklashg1]

sry but when you say them its not funny only lame...

[ChinezeTheFirst]

that's sad that u need google this jokes and can't do some by urself thats pathetic...

[coolyo1232]

this guys a retard

[beastboylien]

leave him alone

i bet all of you making fum of him are

lets 5 or 6 year olds

[UltimateShinobiRPG]

im 15? sooooooo?

[animeworldnr1]

duh who wouldn't if you'd post something like this xD

[JAD246X]

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg :3

[havenae]

You guys are fucking assholes. it's just a kid. How pathetic are you fucking imbreeders you're sitting on the internet all day making fun of a 12 year old.

[tsarvladimir]

chuck norris is so tough he can do a suicide bombing twice

[TehLulShow]

You have to be 18+ to be a youtube partner,

Reporting, And you could get sued

[2dayfmrules]

nice one retard

[cheetos8t]

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

[dannyb123355]

little10 yr old fucking cunt.

how sad :S

[HALO3MINORPRODUCTOR]

ur a fucking cock licker

[sclock2]

Give the kid a break. Just because he's young doesn't make him a fag, if anything it's all you users on here giving him shit that need to grow up and get lives. Like any of you were any better at his age. If you to look back you'd laugh at yourself. I bet in 8 years from now this kid is going to be more cool and have a better life than any of you fags commenting his video giving him shit.

[VlSARI]

shut up

[sclock2]

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and Chuck norris?

A: A vacuum stops sucking.

[DarkWarriorzzz123]

FUCK YOU

[Rambowookie]

chuck noris invented you to kick your ass

[somesickownage]

omg ur a nurd get a life or chuck norris will round house kick u

[killzarp]

wow u can see him struggling with reading the monitor cuz he has a hard-on for chuck norris

[EarlZMoade]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaaahahahhahaha omg get a life

[spartanK42]

whos this lifeless 10 year old

[NotAnthonyX]

No offense but you said a whole bunch of them the wrong way...

[ryanpwns999]

wtf man ur the bigest fag ive ever seen holy crap go die oh my fucking god ur so pathedic ur gonna make me cry man and u got all those off google faggggggg go to fucking hell grow the fuck up sad little bitch!

[modusman13]

I don't know why you guys are dissing on this kid he seems hilarious to me.

[itswezzybaby]

wow your like 5 dude get off the internet

[LilNinja1118]

where the heck are the parents of this kid? lol

[dollin420]

wow why is everyone so judgmental he's just a kid

[NRA94]

gayyyyyyy fagggggg

[HoboJoe69Productions]

dude your a fuckin faggit

[darksabath94]

u need a life dude, get some friends, oh wait, ur too gay to have friends!

[sclock2]

Lol says the moron who's criticizing some kid due to his age because he feels too insecure about his own self so he has to take his anger out on others for no reason. You're the one who needs a life dude. Not this guy.

[D33Lux]

Osama bin ladin just turned himself into U.S. custody. He heard Chuck Norris was looking for him!

The earth doesn't revolve around the sun Chuck Norris is spinning it on his finger!

Touching Chuck Norris on his beard has been known to heal the sick!

[JediMasterPenguin]

kid your a re tard

[mewclops3]

are you seriously just reading all those jokes off the computer

[TheTechnoSoul]

lame get a life

[oPiZi]

WOW he got this directly off of a website about chuck norris facts!!!

[oPiZi]

faggit

[hcoll]

*sigh* go do something productive kid seriously. You ARE NOT FUNNY

[nubemaster]

you forgot that chuck norris is so tuff he swaets tears.......... of people that he beat up

[phiphers]

god Eolo kicks Chucks Norris ass

watch?v=yl3dpCYPL8U

[canOFawesome]

could a kid be gayer wtf is the matter with you

[Goody908]

GO shove a fucking fork up your ass u cunt!

[ka0ticnitemare]

you ever heard of spontaneous human combustion?

well thats what happens when bruce lee stares you down.

[L8ON420]

man stfu ....this kid is a bitch..........the kid would have no real clue to who chuck norris really is...the kid is like 6 years old....fuck this little punk

[edparks10]

This is why I hate this world. Because of all the assfucks in the world. For example, Caliber12. Dude, leave the kid alone. There's absolutely no reason to make the little man feel bad. After all, he did try. So all of you who feel obligated to be assholes, you can suck a huge dong. :)

[Howaboutandre]

Kid im not joking wait til your a bit older until you post your face on youtube cause people say all kinds of shit.

[ZDBinc]

gay homo

[jdolaktv]

Wow, this society has truly sunk to a new low. Cyberbullying a kid.

[jindivik321]

'kin ell...wait for puberty before you post your face on the internet

i'm sure this video is one of michael jackson's favourites

[bcooper109]

Jeeze he sounds like that girl on the show in real life if she has her nose pinched

[caliber112]

wow faggot vid i stopped it at 5 seconds cause i couldnt stand to look at this kid any longer

[brbgn2]

yep its retarded

[lukepred]

yeh um strange i just watched another vid and all the facts r the same and in the same order

[chopperznefu]

WOW kid. Do the world a favor and stop making video that crap just wasted 2 minets of my life.

[BeyondInfinium]

Really? I stopped at 18 seconds. Why torture yourself...

[L8ON420]

dude im serious i was just about to do the same but he actualy starts saying chuck noris factts and he said like 2 or 3 i never heard befor

[ToxixicaFree]

Someones bord on a sunday morning.

Did you miss your cartoons again?

:3

[silentsoliloquy82]

lol

[Syther102]

RETARD

[SomersaultingSam]

lmao Slapdown wanker :L

[Baardnick]

is that kid a retard?

[yellowchairreviews]

mhm

[fisher985]

do you have any friends kid? you have to think of something better than that... thats lame!

[rockyzed93]

this is what happens when you give a ten year old a camera

[cincodemyo]

EPIC FAIL

U SUCK

[corpser808]

WoW epic fail... stop making videos kid...

[supercellcoaster]

This is why there are age restrictions on most sites......

[SatchJimmy]

LOL fail

[TheElwall]

I would love to rip his face off and feed it to chuck norris!!!

[berfanna]

its funny how he just got these from a different video what a fucking bitch

[b8ee1]

chuck norris may have the only hand that can beat a royal flush, but you have the only hand that beats off your dad.

[Sodapopkidd]

LOL

[b8ee1]

fail

[Bslice42]

i will love to kick you in the face

[MetZ56mx]

suck

[ibelieveOGK]

jail bait much?

[Gameguy602]

0:53

Chuck Norris can take something and put it nowhere?

awesome