A funny Bible story video I made for my Senior English Class

[GradStud28]

I think the Jahwist would love this interpretation of the story ... though I'm not so sure about the Priestly redactor!

[DoubleX31]

A bell.

[TheProfessorEnglish]

Interesting take on the Bible. I'm teaching the real deal if you ever get interested.

[rjdroid]

Already on that. :)

[danashoes12]

"hey man i lost my high" ah hahaha

[Aluvash5]

at my school i would have got suspended for this. XD *sigh*

[Ryoukawaii]

Ditto.

[rjdroid]

You know, looking back on this three years later, I'm damn surprised that I didn't get my ass hauled to the principle's office. I've been sent there for less, like not paying attention in class, or kicking a sweater that had been lying on the ground for two weeks.

Ah, good times.

[Ryoukawaii]

Our last guidance counselor was very touchy feely and I was actually sent to the principal's office for shrugging her hand off my shoulder so I know what you mean.

You must have gotten lucky that day.

[rjdroid]

Well, that's because you physically assaulted her hand with your shoulder. The punishment is fitting, I think. :P

That's not as bad as the time I told some girl that I was blushing as red as her t-shirt, and got taken out of the class for sexual harassment.

[littleboeep]

Who sings begining song?

[rjdroid]

OMC, I believe.

[slashslashdotdot]

An F for effort.

[reapersgrave]

ha ha i'm no teacher but i give you an A

[pwndulquiorra]

(Fight scene thing) Okay, I get it! You love blowing things out of proportion! Nice clip though.

[AnnabelleCooper13]

Whats sad is thats probably how it really went to.........

[sasorispupet]

an naturaly cain was pissed...wait can i say that? ROFL xD

[Spindle333]

W00T, Quizno's!

[rjdroid]

Wait, I forgot for whom I was rooting. Oh, well.

[emileedarkstorm0]

xDDD "And Cain was the guy that.....grew stuff." LOL

[d3rkaderk4]

god is retarded.

[rjdroid]

I'll just assume that that is aimed only at the god in the video and not the vengeful god that devour your soul.

[d3rkaderk4]

You are so brainwashed

[rjdroid]

Hahaha. I love sarcasm; don't you?

[gre3nDAYrocks]

You are completely ridiculous and don't understant the power of the almighty God that rules over all things in the universe including yourself.

[d3rkaderk4]

yes, war is peace, freedom is slavery, 2+2=5, obey, obey, obey.

[rjdroid]

Don't forget: Ignorance is strength!

[d3rkaderk4]

I was trying to think of the third one, thanks.

[gre3nDAYrocks]

You are obviously too immature to look at things from an objective point of view. You have to bring your petty preconceptions into this. Oh well, I tried.

[rjdroid]

I can't tell if you're replying to me or the other guy, due to the layout of the comments, so I'm going to assume that was directed at the other guy and congratulate you.

[d3rkaderk4]

the existance of god is one of the oldest preconceptions ever. You only assume that god exists because your parents told you that god exists, And you took it as truth because you didn't know any better.

[rjdroid]

I can tell that my video will one day start a holy war.

[gre3nDAYrocks]

That's what you think.

But being as you don't know me, you don't know that I was raised Wiccan and practised Wicca until I was 13.

So don't make assumptions when you have no clue what you're talking about.

[d3rkaderk4]

so you went from one stupid religion to another, if you were dumb enough to be a wiccan it must have been easy to transition to christianity.

[rjdroid]

I actually am a Pastafarian, believer in the one who gave life to the mountains and a midget with His Noodly Appendages.

I think that derkaderk wins this one. Remember, even if you win a fight on the internet, you're still retarded.

[d3rkaderk4]

RAMEN brother.

[Moosers124]

I LOVE YOU FOR THAT OUTRAGEOUSLY AMAZING REPLY.

my friend just got that book and the 10 I really rather you didn'ts killed me on the inside (in the best way possible<3)

[flyinggeass]

HELLZZZ NAH!

I WILL KICK YOUR ARSCH you nazi!

[FelixFalora]

I remember the powerpoint presentation I had to for computer class for exams. Nearly all of my background pics were anime. Only 2 weren't. And LOL... The ending was... This Certified Anime Lover Bids You Farewell... And If You Call Me A Nerd... Fuck... You... I NEARLY GOT SUSPENDED, I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF XD

[rjdroid]

Haahahaahahaha!

I may have balls, but nothing compared to yours!

[Killua2001]

This is the most nerdy thing I've ever seen, awesome job! I wish I would have had the guts to do something like that for a school project. Weirdest I ever got was a mexican jerry springer for spanish >.>

[rjdroid]

Thanks!

Yeah, I got away with a lot in school, now that I think about it.

[mirinori]

great vid! i bow down to your powers!

[rjdroid]

So, one person willing to bend to my will.

Any others? :P

[Quincysbird]

1. god rocks...

2. mamimi is a perfect old lady...

3. poor canti...

4. thats what amaroa gets for being a complete douche...

5. ANDERSON FTW!!!!

*cough* nice vid too i guess XD

lol

[rjdroid]

Thanks...?

Haha at number 4.

[Quincysbird]

lol yeah...at least its the truth *shrugs* and anerson is proabably the best insane priest...EVER....

XD

[rjdroid]

Yeah. That scene in both the series and the OVA were intense. I'm so glad I saw that part before Youtube and Google snuffed the episodes and the OVAs

[pokemon123]

lol What grade did you get on this?

[rjdroid]

A.

Also, the teacher kept it as an example for future classes.

[mrskitty3]

Hey RJ.... Awesome!! found your video because of Larz...muahahahaha!!

[rjdroid]

Hey, Kitty, how have you been? It's been so long!

Damn education.

[harvestingemeralds]

I think im in love XD

[rjdroid]

Now, if only people would say that to me in real life...*sigh*

But thank you!

[338jon]

ROFLMAO

[rjdroid]

THX!

[338jon]

Man i hate potatos they smell like ~~~~

[hawkteflon]

Ha ha... awesome! definitely had the MK theme in the background when they fought. Positive!

[rjdroid]

I don't know how people keep on finding my silly little video, but I appreciate the praise. :)

[hawkteflon]

I typed in "funny bible" as my keywords ... you were one of the few interesting looking ones on the first two pages.

[rjdroid]

Aw, thank you!

[BlondeNinjaFizz]

Bleach rules!! Go Ichigo!!

[rjdroid]

Damn straight.

[InfernoOni]

Hahah. That was funny as Hell, man. What'd you make as a grade?

[rjdroid]

An A. My teacher loved our "interpretation" of the story. So did the class.

I showed it to a few of my friends at college, and they thought is was pretty funny as well, but you need to see it on the big screen to get the full effect. (Projectors on sale at BestBuy now!)

Great, I just sold myself out.

But thanks for the comment!

[bloodyrosesdrummer]

xD  lol! i love this video!

[bloodyrosesdrummer]

OMFG! THAT WAS GREAT!

[rjdroid]

Well put. :)

[saiyorihime]

Lmao! I love this... It's so funny.

You guys are hilarious!!

[Rustrunner]

This is so kickass! I hope you an A+!

[rjdroid]

I did. Thanks!

[Tonyokay87]

excellent music!!!! havnt heard this in ages.

How bizzare!

[rjdroid]

Yeah, I chose "How Bizzare" because I heard it on the radio about eight years before, and then it clicked into my mind when we were browsing for music. Thanks!

[griffinwings56]

THAT WAS AWSOME!

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

Oh, gawd. This was brilliant! I loved it.

[rjdroid]

Thanks! Soon, I will have a following of admirers that will pay to see my movies!

^

That's not very funny, but it's true. :)

[Avesetsuna]

That lamb terrifies me.

:D "I am not a doughtnut". Great job.

[Kuramafoxtrot]

Wow...that was crazy!!! XD

And what grade did you get on this?

[rjdroid]

I got an A. The teacher kept the DVD as an example for future generations.

[kuramaismine]

O.o

[rjdroid]

Yep

[AK0NY]

LOL hammer

[witchigirl]

Briliant!!!!

[Serenteit]

Wow, and you didn't get in trouble? My school would expel me.

[rjdroid]

My school is very tolerant.

[StarDreamer00]

Oh lord, that has to be about one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. "And then they had a huge spectacular battle of anime proportions!" XDDDD

[rjdroid]

Oh, thank you!

I think my stoner voice helped in that regard.

[VampireSeduction]

I hope you realize that you spelled Andrew's last name wrong... D;

[rjdroid]

Yeah, he wasn't too happy about that...

I also misspelled "provided"

We fixed all that just before we showed it to class.

[eluanightelf]

that was friggin' funny!!!

[rjdroid]

As long as you learned something. :)

[latexwaffle]

i liked it. good use of anime in school.

and flogging molly. hehe.

[rjdroid]

Hehe is right. Thanks!

[loth192]

the fight scene was well done.

[rjdroid]

Thanks. The computer crashed about five times while we worked on that scene.

[ibmcall]

awsom

[rjdroid]

Thank you!

[sillygrl23]

my mistake it was Abel, but that lamb was so damn cute!

[rjdroid]

That's why I chose it to be burned.

[mashowasho]

"and then they had a huge spectacular battle of anime proportions!"

[natsukoburning]

Is it possible that you are the most genius man on the planet?

[rjdroid]

It is possible.

[JetHawk]

This was a good report and it helped me understand the story better. STuff like this on youtube is very helpful since it's not boring and is straight to the point.

[rjdroid]

I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but thanks.

[speedstriker]

Wow, nice!

BTW, what did you get for that?

[rjdroid]

We got an A.

[HeathelFuss]

"Where's that cute little burnt lamb? I've got the munchies." That line got massive amounts of Grade A Milk points.

[rjdroid]

Thanks!

[rjdroid]

Actually, FLCL was chosen almost by accident. I saw that picture of Haruko with her legs spread out, and I just had to have it. Plus, the other pics I chose just to keep some semblenc of sanity.

I did want to use Trigun for the fight scene, but we had a time limit. I'm glad you liked it.