Little Mermaid - Kiss the Girl (Censored)

[russianprince12]

those fishes and frogs are perverts near the end

[AmerAllstar4]

The ending is so FUNNY!!!

[iceflare12]

ursula must be some pervert in this version

[mustloveMJ119]

ianhappyface stfu you wouldnt know funny if it bit you on the butt!

[mustloveMJ119]

APowell2009 and ianhappyface disliked the video 521 times b/c they dont have a sence of humor or know how to laugh.

[russianprince12]

it sounds like the beep sound hit puberty

[leighrebecca44]

Welp, their goes my childhood

[Blackwing76]

@2:03 stalker gf face

[SabertoothCat]

Now I know why so many people hate Disney.It's because of people like you.

[mralanv]

what are the censored words?

[Beatlerox456]

@mralanv kiss

[trisha6darque]

This ruined my childhood. -______________-

[ZhangtheGreat]

@trisha6darque, if THIS ruined your childhood, I don't want to know what the parody "Slaughter Your World" would've done to it =P

[RhetoricGamingHD]

GO ON AND F*CK HER!

[BillMonarch]

According to the original fairy tale, that was the requirement.

[winterthurskater]

2:33 is like... you know :-p

[19lionkingfan]

LOL @ 1:00 Ariels like "Fuck me already!"

[19lionkingfan]

gosh ariel is so hot.. wish she wasn't animated. but then a lot of people would *beep* the girl.

[sjoldzic10]

wow Ariel is a prostitute. There goes every young girls childhood, right down the fucking drain. Good thing I never cared about LM since I am a guy. This is funny, but it doesn't come close to the tears of laughter I got from the Count censored. Sorry, man. But great job otherwise. XD

[willych27]

lol he said milf

[xacuraxx]

why did 2:32-2:34 look so dirty LOL

[augustmoon14]

@xacuraxx ...OHGAWD XD

[Terminatification]

this is the message disney was sending.

[TheDilligan]

2:19 looks so dirty... and how old is he?? shes 16 in the movie... btw you need a better sounding bleeb but all in all, clever my friend..

[Butterthatflyss]

2:10 XDDDDDDD

[moondustyperson]

LMFAO THE DUCKS FACE 2:31!!! i bet thats ur face right now!

[67ford1]

its amazing how in disney movies everything breaks into song like they've rehersd it.

[ThePenlessArbiter]

Sebastian at the end is my favorite part, lol

[Southpaw45000]

Fav Disney song now

[sirstarsalot]

OMG!!! This is awesome!!!!

[ToastAndSausage]

Keep pressing 2, 5, and8!

~sausage

[blackgoat636]

Them god damn fish sound like they're dying! 1:52

[rogelioVela1985]

Little Mermaid

Rated adult, coming to theaters 2011 :)

[SuperSlowMonte]

The really bad part is.... this actually fits better than the original cut.

[HausofJellz]

GO ON AND FUCK THE GIRL!!

[universal95]

@APowell2009 all I saw was "***** it off"

[The1DonG]

Hope the fish smell doesn't bother him.

[tiny515515]

@The1DonG doesnt bother me

[Naw25able]

@The1DonG

Hmm..... She smells like crabs.

[ScooterGuy29]

@The1DonG I think he smelled it at :23. LOL.

[ianhappyface]

@APowell2009 is right, the beeps are a universal cover for a swear word. You guys are immature. I'm with APowell2009 on this...

[onlyiwoulddothat]

at 2:32 their having butt sex :0

[XIIHaRzZzXII]

@onlyiwoulddothat Man you have just cracked me up with that ...

[kerkpeiyong123]

When i first heard this song, i was like, "Ahhhhhhhh....... Classic. How i miss those times..." Until i heard the first beep.

[KrackAShotAmvs]

XD

[The99Doodler]

Would it be considered beastimality if you fuck the LM?

[TheSithOverlord666]

@The99Doodler not when she's got those legs. oh yeah.

[PokemonTrainerAriel]

0:30 Did you hear something?

[reddragon9918]

ROFL

[DarthPickley]

should have censored "miss".

[luciansalop69]

bomboklaaaaaaaaaaaat....lol if u eh noe bout that movie u go think thats the real ting

[chesleycareystar]

"Fuck the Girl" - Sebastian the Crab

[Ramonerdna]

for sum reason this seems 2 fit WAY betr

[sweetdudet99]

look at 2:30 the bird is humping the crab

[GoRaiGo]

did he call her milf??? lmao

[Aspire198]

lol

[LivePeaceLaugh]

ew i never noticed but the crab is so ugly !

[RirRovery]

Eric's voice is a lot higher than I remembered...

[viperz888]

@APowell2009 chill out, brah

[TotalTerror]

@APowell2009

Its people at you that make my day better c= <3

[shadowstalker9476]

@APowell2009 i was watching this when i was thirteen and my mom walked in and she fell on the floor laughing.

[coolcoollo]

@APowell2009 Actually it's your perverted mind. The bleeps don't do anything. It's your perverse mind that fills it in. My mind fills it in with 'kiss' so we have no idea wtf is your problem. I feel sorry for America if you represent us.

[aislingniriada1989]

@APowell2009 This was my favourite movie when I was a child and this song brings back so many memories for me. I still love Disney. I have a collection of about 100 Disney DVDs and over 400 Disney collector pins. I don't think I'll ever grow out of loving Disney... But this video is funny! It's not as if children are going to be watching it. If they did, it's the parents that are to blame, not TotalTerror because it is obvious from the title that it's a piss-take and not the original song..

[zankudragon]

@APowell2009

Lolwut? Who should grow up, now?

[BrennaG03]

@APowell2009 In case you didn't know, most children won't be watching this, and the fact that you got so offended just sort of proves you have no sense of humor. I love these movies and the innocence of childhood, but I also have a sense of humor and I was cracking up watching this. You do realize Disney already has its innuendos, right?

[TheDarkFrontier]

@APowell2009

Get a sense of humour. If young kids are on YouTube anyway, they have pretty irresponsible parents.

[frogradar]

@APowell2009 its just a little joke...

[foxkatie2]

@APowell2009 its you people who ruin our fun

[sassy1988]

@APowell2009 Yeah, that and the fact that part of the castle on the orignial Little Mermaid VHS case looked like so much like a penis that they had to change the entire artwork for the DVD re-release DIDN'T bring some perversion to the holier-than-thou Disney franchise. Haven't you heard about the hidden sexual references/images in Disney films yet? Apparently the artists that created it are perverts too.

[woolensheep192]

@APowell2009 whats wrong with this? its just a beep... if you are replacing that beep with inappropriate words then you need to grow up.

[heartofalion75]

@APowell2009

dude,its a sound covering up the right words,u know the word so fill it in. dumbass,make ur own word to fill in the censor

[Happix100]

@APowell2009 Ignore it and don't comment then... How did you get to this without looking up immature things yourself?

[ROCK4MARIO]

@APowell2009 why so serious? this is just meant as a joke, if you take this so seriously that you get mad from it you really need to go relieve some stress, plus this isn't done very good anyway, the count censored is the really good one

[ydnewwhite]

@APowell2009 What because they are offended by the word "kiss" and chose to bleep it out?? He/She has the right to see a good children's movie without being offended by such sexually explicit material like kissing!

[sorrowsingsoftly]

Heh, looks like he kinda jumped at her in the end there.

[tombrown112233]

correct me if im wrong but i think sebastian says your going to fist the girl at 1:07

[philritter21]

Wrong bleep. Ruins it.

[imnothereqq]

@philritter21 I agree. The reason censored videos are funny is because we are programmed to relate the commonly used bleep noise with a swear word. This unknown bleep doesn't have the same effect. It's fail.

[Loohoo30H3]

@2:32 bird f**king the lobster xDDD

[pedromcghee]

you woued so do the little mermaid

[Brettbowden26]

That's horrible.

[billytim7]

i knew he was just trying to get in her pants

or tail fin?...

[JedimasterLuno]

@billytim7 well at this point in the movie she had legs, but she normally wore dresses, so he's trying to get under her dress :D

[fortok1]

into the water thats disney`s way of being a cock block

[05005051]

Oh good. They decided to do it underwater in the end.

[MJgirl769]

i saw that one coming!!! f*** the girl XD

[sk8rgrl120]

how do you fuck someone with a tail????? o.O

[kenzieuchiha1191]

Eric man come on look at her! FUCK HER ALREADY YOU KNOW YA WANT TO!!!

[gamerds1]

At 2:32 its so funny

[harrypotterseriesnut]

lol its sounds like hes saying aerial

[daprez45]

At 1:10 I almost died when he said "I feel really bad not knowing your name." L O L

[supergirl4476]

stop it @:34 it's more crude and much funnier!

[ProjectEndgame]

Wow, I had no idea Disney promoted rape.

[TheMibs56]

who knew disney was so horny?

[dragonballwtf]

who else saw the bird and the lobster? That was the funniest part of it, It'd be better if the song was a bit faster beated..... wait is beated a word?

[JasmineIsNerdy]

At 2:32 someone got a little too excited...

[zusjeszondernaam]

what the FUCK is the bird doing to that lobster at 2:33 ???? o_0

[kungfuy0]

@zusjeszondernaam lmfao i knoe right?? hahahaha that was tooo funny

[Lrozzie]

@zusjeszondernaam haha, good question x)

[demondog45]

@zusjeszondernaam look at the look on the bird's face, too.

[pianoac]

I love how the sea creatures are going to watch those two get laid. How ironic... xD

[jackette55]

2:32 it looks like the seagull is F****ing the crab.

[AsiansAfro]

I so hated the original version as a kid, so I thought up this exact song to counteract it, so every time I would get it stuck in my head, I would think of this version.

& I knew it wouldn't be long until someone made this, & Im glad you did! XD

[Daniel4646]

Always those subliminal messages, even in kid's movies ... makes you wonder about the song writers' private lives.

[laserbeamlightning]

crab people: you wanna f*** the girl

guy: did you hear something?

[kirra16]

All those sea creatures just wanna watch a b__ get laid, horny ass animals.

[giiggitypow]

as long as they use protection they can do all the BEEP ing they want(: haha.

[GreeceOTOT]

they're so cute, the best dinssney cupple ever.

I hope they enjoy their ****ing.

[alfonso2501]

this was kind of stupid.

[ElGuapCakes]

dude....... almost.......... i made it to about 2:09 and then i just lost it and DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!

[kabluwi]

HA!

[rigormortisgirl]

I think . I . Died. While. Watching. This. Video.

lmfaoooooooooo

[grapy101]

35 people didn't fuck the girl

[Mzimsocrazy2897]

" the boys too shy aint gonna **** the girl???" didnt they like just meet?

[jonnavdpas]

LOL! They had to **** in the Blue Lagoon! xD

[allokay2121]

2:31 ROFL XD TAP ON TIME

[darklinkskiller]

The Count is way better =0

[EpIClLamA46]

i watched this video and at 2:28 i thought: unbelievible. if you have a romantic scene, at least have a reasonable conclusion

[cjsrowfist]

this video should be veiwed by virgins across the world lol

[heatherstar87]

why does this make sense

[Aubrigirl120]

I laughed so freaking hard. this video is so funny.

[Aubrigirl120]

I laughed so hard. this is so freakin' funny.

[EricSchwin22]

Eric...dude!!! Just FUCK her already..Godamn. :)

[ALLusernamesAREgone1]

@EricSchwin22 haha exactly what I’ve been saying since age 3.

[Daniel4646]

First the Phallus Tower controversy, now this revelation! Makes you wonder what is going through the creators' heads when they made this piece.

[pancakeman22]

They did ****!! They have a ****in' child!!

[ErinLynn96]

When I was 5 this was my least favourite part of the movie, now it's my favourite!! XD

[jamaicamon2008]

Fail dive.

[warmonster86]

"you i feel real bad not knowing your name" chough prostitute chough

[trumsu915]

Once upon a time, there were a mermaid and a prince. The prince **** the mermaid and then they lived happy ever after. The end. You next.

[Bortfangirl]

I always sing this song like this

[TheChupaKing]

God damn frogs.

[ForceDestroyer]

LOL oh wow. I thought the Count was cool already, but this one's opener brings things to new heights. :D Soon, censoring will have to be censored! AH, THE GLORY! :P

[SightlyAbyss]

she cant talk but the animals can??

[lilmisslottie]

@SightlyAbyss Her voice was stolen. lol. Good ol' Disney.

[C3P0meetsData]

@SightlyAbyss When you're 5 years old and you watch this, it makes perfect sense.

[NekoYumiChan]

Well this is the reality of it I suppose. XD

[Crissy8023]

This video had me in tears it was funny! @ 1:40 does Sebastian say buy a bed and do ti soon? lol i know that's weird but i can't understand him.

[LauraNikky]

@Crissy8023 "Boy, you better do it soon."

[cainster]

@LauraNikky "buy a bed and do it soon" fits much better. If captions were added to this one it would totally work

[isabellelikestea]

@Crissy8023 hahaha by a bed and do it soon is sooo much better. i think he's saying "boy you better do it soon" but yours is better

[Crissy8023]

@isabellelikestea lol thanks. i was just wondering about that, i think that's funny that i misunderstood it lol.

[ArchibaldCunning]

You gotta beeppp the girl

Woahwoah

[minisimi9]

i can never watch this like i use to ever again im scared for life

[Cura93]

he dnt hav to ask to fuck her? isn't dat rape? lolololololol. i think he jus got a woody lol

[xxxVitanixxx]

This is perfect. Same song & movie, only set in present day.

[seclairty31]

this song is sadly so true

[bullfrogeth]

"believe me when i say... I fucked a mermaid!"

[E123OMEGArobot]

of course she don't say a word. she probly moaning too much.

[thenativemc]

Wow that just ruined my childhood. lmao

[CrystalJupiter]

@thenativemc Haha, I know. xD

[1990babyface]

@CrystalJupiter retarded.

[dasuperJ]

not really funny compared to other videos. it's just one censored word over and over again.

[krahu1234]

hahahahaha

[MsBAMBOO22]

lol

[Sirethe]

Flotsam and Jetsam are such cockblockers!

[sreeser1979]

good, but really predictable. I knew before watching it that it was going to be f--- the girl.

[rourin]

Haha, amazing!

[nocandy4u2]

The funny thing this is probably the more realistic version lol

[sashilover]

Wow, I am truly amazed. I was afraid this would ruin my favorite disney song, but it was pretty ****in funny.

[nejiandsasuke988690]

lol the flamingos illustrated what sebastian wanted eric to do. and all those animals that wanted to watch it.... 0.0

[foliagegirl1010]

My childhood has been successfully ruined.

[bobman192]

Lol 2:31 shows what Sebastion wanted Eric to do the WHOLE time.

[JakePhantom]

lmao he's choking the chicken

[Erikajs158]

you should see the count censored its so much funnier than this

[Aisanchicky]

@Erikajs158 I agreee



[Daniel4646]

@Erikajs158 I think the way the peeping toms keep gawking at the couple in the end phase does make up the proper atmosphere much better than in the Count's Song. But I like them both.

[MrSieish]

@Erikajs158 You are a IDIOT!

[phanfinger]

@XevanescenceXangelX ah yes now i hear it

[ButterflyRedrum]

Yummy.

[E123OMEGArobot]

This works too well. aw well. don't look a gift inuendo in the f**k hole.

[phanfinger]

you missed a "kiss" lol. Fuck the girl and she'll speak again

[Masterfuryx]

well kissing in disney movies is pretty much the same as sex would be in real life.