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  • this riot was brought to you by Heineken proud sponsor of riots and juvenile delinquency.

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  • @zzZZalanZZzz come and suckmy dick u little wanker i only stle 21 laptops

  • WTF I CANNOT HELP LAUGHING!!!

  • 0:03 *everyone just starts to laugh about the whole riot thing*

  • RUDE TUBE!

  • Heineken, preventing riots since 1873.

  • its not funny 25 officers were taken to hospital for laughing their asses off, they had severe pain in their ribs because of excessive laughing at this dum bastard.

  • hahahahhahaa FAIL

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  • This video sums up the majority of the rooters intelligence.

  • The rioters had no valid reason for doing what they did. It turned away from politics and turned into a**holes looting shops.

  • @iAmirx When people riot for a? just cause I don't have much of a problem with it. Let me tell you, most of those rioters don't even know what they're rioting for.? You only have to look at some of the interviews of rioters (which you can find on here). Reasons I've heard from the rioters are "I came to get some free stuff" and "we're showing the government and police? we can do what we want". That's not a worthy cause, it's just pure? mindless violence and robbery of hard working people.

    mSE

  • @iAmirx When people riot for a just cause I don't have much of a problem with it. Let me tell you, most of those rioters don't even know what they're rioting for. You only have to look at some of the interviews of rioters (which you can find on here). Reasons I've heard from the rioters? are "I came? to get some free stuff" and "we're? showing the government and police we can do what we want". That's not a worthy cause, it's just pure mindless violence and robbery of hard working people.

    vSEND

  • Quiz.

    What is the IQ of those rioters?:

    a) below 70

    b) below German Shepherd

    c) below Chiwawa dog

  • Probably his first riot

  • ahahahahahahaah

  • you fail hahahahahaha

  • sums up the IQ of every rioter in London

  • Heineken sales increased 98% from the result of this guy.

  • Wierd. It's like some robots are translating the "science class" joke and typing out their own version with nonsensical punctuation and context. I hope you all die of aids.

  • Hey!!! This is unreal. You all think it's funny & shit? Why? It's pathetic, who the hell does he think he is? That umbrella had feelings just like the rest of you.

  • wtf spam text thing ? what teh fuck

  • Under every henikens is a little handlebar mustache

  • HEINEKEN, it supports the Violence.!

  • @kelcamargo obviously not? Else it would not have been spread out.

  • Lmfao! Duh!!!

  • Pmsl, epic fail!

  • arrr at least he tried

  • if he went to school he wouldn't be rioting in the first place

  • hahahaha ale jajca!

  • if Carlsberg did riots

  • Shame.

  • @hmstitanic1910 Yeah, I'm in Belgium and London at the same time working and rioting at the same time.

    By the way, it seems that only little boys under 14 reply on my comments. 14 years old and "understanding" the problems of the western society and it's history, yeah right seems legit and this has nothing to do with dignity.

  • Riot responsibly

  • hahahah what a tard

  • Aren't* lol. Excuse me. :)

  • Js, all Americans are jerks. I know we have a bad rep in the world but it's not like we're all trying to fight&eat cheeseburgers.

  • This is what happens when people drink heinikin instead of going to science in school

  • this riot is brought to you by Heineken.

    How refreshing, how Heineken!

  • in fact he was tryin' to create a shield...

  • Lol

  • Fucking hood rat crack head thieves. Try blag your way out of this shit with all your bollox about victimisation. its a completely americanised mentality of gangs and shit. well done, we caught up, now our shit stinks too.

    and so called respectable public with jobs and careers, you fucked up too with you greed towards an opportunity. where's your moral ground now. your nothing but thieves.

  • No diffrence between this civilized people and poor people in Africa. In Africa they fight/loot for a piece of bread, but here they fight/loot for gadget, t.v., electric equipments. Shame

  • HEINEKEN!!!

  • And he also made a propaganda for Heineken

  • @hmstitanic1910 I'm not even rioting little boy.

  • Rioters - not the brightest of people.

  • Go go gadget parachute!

  • Hahaha. Ace

  • Any GCSE's??? 

  • owned by an umbrella, what else could we expect from well educated ppl with a bright future..

  • It would have been awesome if the police had blasted recorded laughters on big ass megaphones, just to diss the guy some more.

  • Srry 4 bad english btw:P

  • @iAmirx and what did you do?? Are you watching this youtube on your "brand new" computer?? You are just like the others.. Only 4 fun and to steal the cool stuf;p there is NO reason to kill people beacouse the "rules are not good for you" here in holland people arent burn shops and houses and kill people. Rlly get a life:(

  • @some1likeNachoman I'm not even rioting you smart-ass, nor do I live in the UK

  • @iAmirx you should be locked in a fridge than melted down so ur scum doesn't touch the earth u piece of inbred shit there is no reason to riot they were protesting first and if ur one of the first than you have caused the death and caused the loss of buisnesses which is wat u claim ur rioting for not only that but what spartina wreck their own city?

  • @rocallaghan1 You seem to be a cool guy, listen little boy, I didn't mention that I support the killing and looting, the discussion was about the fact that everybody calls this guy a moron who skipped physics class during high-school, I just said that they don't have to call him like that because of one little accident caught on tape. And by looking at your spelling and knowing that you live in Ireland I suggest you to take some extra language courses.

  • should have just got the army to open fire with live ammo. Low class scum so who really cares. love to see them try this in Germany or singapore and not get mown down.

  • thats a fuckin advert n a half

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!

  • heiniken lmao looks like someone had 1 too many

  • should of turned the brolly round shaka zulu

  • "If heiniken did anti riot equipment they would probably be the best anti-riot equipment in the world"

  • Should throw in wild Africa to join the lion's and other predators.

  • ai que burro da zero pra ele...

  • Why are people defending the rioters "in a moment of madness they joined in or maybe they thought it was fun lolz". Hell if you think its fun to burn down your capital, ruin peoples lives. I am fully part of the 33% who would glady use live ammunition on rioters, why? because I find it fun and it was a moment of madness when I pull the trigger. See the logic behind both ideas?. Yes they will be judged for a moment of madness and if they thought it was fun, then yeah rubber bullets for you.

  • honestly these people are disgusting...they should just smash the face in of the people they catch.

  • Not the first time that Heineken saves someone!

  • If carlsberg done riots it probably wouldnt be like this.

  • @42ronjon Haven't seen the "don't do... but if they did..." advert, sadly :(

  • i think heineken just employed him to do that so they could put this on youtube

  • someone skipped physics class....

  • hahaha what a dumbsh!t

  • i smell RWJ in this

  • Heineken might just use this in their adverts; after all you would get too benefits from the advert knowing about the product and what happens with the laws of physics. Who knows that little moron might become a worldwide sensation :)

  • *two.

  • Dumb ass

  • Lool dumbo.

  • this will scar him for life, lol

  • Welcome to england. Where the education system has failed so much. Kids don't even know the basics of the world they live in. People are not generally born Stupid. They become that way. I blame the media with there dumbing down of the people. We car more about what celeb is fucking who? And what they're are wearing.

    WAKE UP. READ A BOOK, THE INTERET IS LIMITLESS. LEARN TO PROGRAM, PHOTOSHOP ect. You live in the UK, not Brasil. You're not badmen, You're cheeky kids.

  • as we say in england

    YOU FUCKING BELLEND!

  • 100% penis!

  • @MangoBodyButter89 LOL! dumbass

  • What a cock

  • Sponsor haha

  • LOL, what an absolute idiot! Wonder if he's seen this and feels like a prize tool XD

    @redmoonsheep - To get America's attention? Really? Don't be so self-absorbed, I know its probably very hard for you but just try, there's a good lad.

    And I'm fed up with people trying to make excuses for people doing all this shit - its nothing to do with the government or protest or anything like that, all these idiots are doing this because its an excuse to be violent, cause trouble and steal stuff. End of.

  • @Rayness3 Really?! End of? So you don't think there are other reasons why people would go out there to loot and be violent? It's rather ironic seeing you talking down to this American guy when your comment is actually equally ridiculous. End of?

  • Somebody give this yob a gun, he'll shoot himself!!!

  • @ wurble. If being on the streets rioting isn't enough to qualify as idiot for life, when you decide to throw an umbrella at cops, its pretty much guarantees that you are. When it then becomes apparent that this IFL has failed to even point his chosen projectile nose first for maximum impact, it's pretty definite that he's not only an IFL but a pretty special kind of IFL at that.

  • Fucking plum

  • God these pikeys are a massive bunch of wankers and they have no fucking clue why they're rioting... Nice example of the uk, we're hosting the Olympics here next year you dickheads...

  • @42ronjon That's what I thought when I read your comment ;)

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • He should have looted a book shop, he might have learnt something!

  • i login into youtube just to like this video

  • have you ever been so mad that you threw a Heineken umbrella at the cops and fail? This guy has.

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • It Hit An Invisible Wall!! Lmao!

  • Peacocking ftw.

  • Just about sums up the intelligence of these rioters.

  • Oh deary me. Redmoon you are a prize twat.

  • If Carlsberg did riots.....

    Weed be fucked. 

  • Redmoon dont be a twat.

  • wtf is this? with all the trouble in the world... LOOK HOW POOR AMERICA IS GETTING. AND YOU BRITS HAVE TO DO SOME RANDOM BULL SHIT TO GET OUR ATTENTION?! GO HELP AMERICA IF YOU'RE FREE FACKING FISH AND CHIPS MUNCHERS!

  • @redmoonsheep No one outside of the USA gives a shit about the fact your country is poor, you fatass, cheeseburger inhaling, gun worshipping retard kids...

  • @NooNoo123 Stereotypes? You my friend hit a new low.

  • @NooNoo123 Stereotypes are a bitch. Just because most of are morons doesn't mean we all are. Now please get your ignorant, bigoted, racist ass off this video.

  • @TJ5897 Or what? You'll patronise me to death? Please, save your breath (you'll need it for your next cheeseburger).

  • @NooNoo123 I don't like cheeseburgers, or hamburgers in general.

  • @NooNoo123 Ehh yo u fucking fat british cunt. You dont come sayin that around northern cali you yellow teeth looking mutherfucke. come say that up her in Cali, i swear on my mothers grave all these nortenos, Skraps, and blood will beat the shit out of your fat ass. GTFO youtube sayin that shit behind ur computer screen. 

  • @GanqActivity herpderpderp, how do you suggest I do that? BTW I hope you appreciate the irony in calling me a keyboard warrior when you're also threatening me on the internet. Deary me, are all Americans as brain dead retardedly stupid as you? Explains why your country is bankrupt then doesn't it. LMFAO. You can't do shit to me. Only retarded fat americans think that fist fighting solves anything. Have a nice life, ghetto whore.

  • FAIL!!!!!!!!!! lol ;)

  • Wrong way ass hole lol

  • Lucky they wernt here... they would of got really messed up

    /watch?v=0cbVW_QS2eE

  • lol, This is how bright these dumb shits are.

  • who knew britain's police had so little rights...

    even in canada police will crack heads during protests and especially riots

  • windman- wind resistance activate

  • Shows how smart chavs are.

  • This guy is obviously related the the Heineken Looter Guy in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina

  • DAMN THATS ONE STUPID DRUNK B*****D

    

  • Heineken, stopping riots since 2011

  • Fitting how these twats bitch about how miserable recession has made their lives but at the same time are making it even worse because the country has to spend millions stopping the riots as well as repairing the damage. If it wasn't for idiots like them the recession wouldn't be anywhere near as bad as it is; maybe even over(!) These people are practically asking to be killed on the spot but nope human rights..... Pity hungry sharks didn't sprout feet and kill the rioters :D

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Anyone who is seen looting or causing damage or harming others during these riots should be eligible to be shot on sight.

    If these assholes really want to stand up for something, let them organize peacefully. But they won't, because they just want to steal and break shit.

  • Wow, you can tell he stayed in school

  • These Brits make our country's riots look legit. Dumb fucks

  • Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job center he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting :-/

  • @TheDonTV

    best comment ever LOL

  • They have the same IQ size as a ham sandwich

  • if brains were dynamite these fuckers couldnt blow there hats off

  • if it was a carlsberg umbrella it would have opened whilst he ran with it, turned him around and stuck it where the sun don't shine. shame really!!! idiots the lot of them...

  • haha good stuff just goes to show these clowns dont have a brain cell between them

  • You'd think he'd know how to chuck a spear wouldn't you?

  • GO GO GADGET UMBRELLA!!!

  • @Maasa1990 asshole

  • That's what happens when you don't finish primary school

  • Another riot in the UK..

  • Heineken confirms that the dutch do not approve of the riots.

  • Hahah what a dick!!!! If I was in that line of riot police I would have hit the floor with laughter!!!

  • SHIELD!!!

  • Shoot them all! Would clear the streets of scum once and for all and save the country a fortune in not paying the fuckers the benefits they seem to think is their divine right to receive

  • @rankingjohnmajor Agreed.

  • @rankingjohnmajor Too bad it would turn their parents and relatives against the government, and they would srike back more powerful than you could ever imagine. Or maybe that was Obi Wan Kenobi.

  • @rankingjohnmajor

    But for every scumbag rioting, there are two scumbags not rioting.

    Like a hydra.

    :(

  • @rankingjohnmajor Fuck YOU!

  • @MallonBopper1 If you're on a mac, press Command + F. on a windows i think Control + F.

  • @SpencaDubstep Oh rite! Thanks

  • Did he die?

  • Just sums them up! Complete and utter dumb F***s. SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!

  • I smell a meme..

  • HAHA what a fucking downy!

  • What did he think was going to happen

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Did somebody get shot with real bullets, not rubber bullets or something? That's horrible unless the victim had a firearm himself!

  • @winterstellar That doesn't make any sense at all...

  • @sgtspankalot I didn't even know it was legal in Europe to fire at demonstrators with lethal weapons. It seems so..african or middle eastern or even american! : (

  • @winterstellar They aren't demonstrators, they're filthy animals looking for any excuse to act like the animals they are.

  • @judyneric Yes, I'm starting to think the same. I've seen lots of bad stuff now!

  • @winterstellar Depends on the situation I think, but if the police might meet lethal force from the rioters they must have the right to defend themselves (whatever reason the rioters have, a single policeman is never to blame for any situation leading up to it. He's just doing his job and wants to go home to his family).

    In any case, there haven't been any shootings from the police in these riots afaik.

  • I dunno, even I've actually been to university. I'm a complete bum!: )

  • Idiot. Thing is, some even bigger idiot on the news reckons they're doing this because they can't get jobs because their university degrees are useless.

    I'd bet £50 that none of the rioters in this video went to university.

  • Tonight, I went out and bought and Heineken. Just for this video.

  • Stupid f*cker!

  • this lad didn't study engineering anyway

  • Should've took physics.

  • Retard.

  • Yep, that helped him get his point across nicely.