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  • Why do people dislike Pat so much?

  • @gamerlover787 They don't, it's a joke from a previous CH video.

    Maybe not the luckiest joke for Pat though.

  • KONY 2012

    

  • Water is in soda and juice and in probably every liquid dumbass so you do drink water

  • H²o is badass.

  • Erm i never drink water... =(

  • Don't be like Pat Cassels.

  • josh should have said:"i'm alergic to oxygen!" in the end.

  • Wait, Amir doesn't drink water

  • Don't be like Pat Cassels

    (whispers) "he drinks WATER"

  • Now I'm thirsty.

  • lol thought he was gonna say "H2O? THATS GOT OXYGEN IN IT YOU KNOW" or something

  • "ithough thats just where octopi shit"

  • Ew, pure elements...

  • @TranceFur its not an element 

  • idiocracy...

  • Haha 0:38 "Omg is everyone alright?" JOSH!

  • There's a damn water filtration system behind them.

  • Lol the water is dripping from the ceiling at the end.

  • laughed soooooooo hard

  • Besides curry, actually, Indian food is good.

  • @shineechick21 You really don't get the point of acting, do you?

  • @TheRegenInc Lol at you trying to make a point, shes an underage female from USA, nuff said.

  • ...........................fuc­king retards -_-'

  • ...These are so much better with Amir

  • @mufc4everch yep

  • why does everyone hate indian food? It's great!

  • @Dr2Moriarty We don't hate it it just gives us the shits

  • OMG That's sick! He drinks water?

  • "we're out of soda" he says, standing in front of a cooler full of coke

  • just saying but if i see this stupid shoe advert one more time.. then .. well im not sure..... but ill do something

  • 2:16 look behind you

  • Did anyone notice when josh is spitting they play the same video twice and if there out of soda how is there a machine full of coca cola

  • @thoomization its a joke

  • 2 parts hydrogen 1 part oxygen

  • Never thought I'd end up here while doing homework

  • Anyone else see the soda in the fridge when Jeff said they were out?

  • College Humor > Studying for finals.

  • How come no water got on him?

  • agony kicked from FaZe nuff said

  • I don't always drink water, but when I do, Pat cleans my bathroom

  • Whats water?

  • What grosses him out, the two parts hydrogen or the oxygen?

  • Water: it's where octopi shit

  • soda contains water lol

  • Press 9

    Josh used Water gun

    It's not very effective.

  • idiocracy much? anyone?

  • @ramallamaify Hell yes!!

  • press 4 repeatedly for OWA!

  • hOW THE Fuck did he not care when his phone fell ?? LOL if i was him i would be like

    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCK."

  • 6 for the win

  • Press 4 for Pat fondling with himself...

  • THIS IS MY LUCKY BOTTLE I WOULD NEVER PUT ANYTHING IN THIS!

  • this sounds alot like the movie idiocracy

  • i know... he's allergic to oxygen that is why!

  • I had a cup of water next to me....I drank it.

  • They shower in soda? That's ridiculous. Brawndo is better, its got electrolytes

  • 1:56 between them is a fridge with soda

  • @Platium400 dude ikr? Wtf ppl grow up its a joke...

  • were out of soda? look behind you in the fridge

  • "i thought thats just were octupi shit" XD

  • @Failwhale97 lol That's my favorite qoute in this.

  • I don't drink water...

  • this reminds me of that move idiotacracy or something.

  • He could have taken a bath. There was tons soda behind him...

  • I love the weird ass conversations they always have at the beginning of every episode

  • dont be like pat cassels

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  • anyone else notice that they reused the first of him spitting out the water twice?:)

  • there's tons of soda in the cooler behind them

  • @TheArnzi For you and other people who don't get it Jeff thinks that water is only for toliets so when he says he's going to take a bath he's going to use the soda instead of water. I didn't get it at first either lol.

  • @Platinum400

    Thank YOU!

  • @TheArnzi Those are their lucky soda cans! They would never put anything in there!

  • @TheArnzi how do you know if it's filled soda or empty cans? o.0

  • Don't be like Pat Cassels

  • this made me hungry for tacos

  • i love how they say they are out of soda when they are standing in front of a fridge with only sodas in them

  • don't be like pat cassels!

  • Out of soda? whats that I see between Pat and Jeff in the fridge at 1:53 ?

  • @TheLiqwed beer

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  • He said their out of soda when there's a bunch in the background

  • wait, our body is around 70% water.how can you not like it?

  • My fault not dan, dan's cool. i meant that retard ass jeff he's the fuking nerd... Gay ass bitch

  • he dropped his hard shell taco =O

  • O my god i hate dan sooo much, hes a nerd not a comedian

  • he said there out of soda but if u look behind him theres a role fridge filled with it

  • Just tried to taste water..it does have a taste.

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  • Well now I'm dumb...

    Tell that to the hundreds of people who thumbed up comments saying "...why out of soda if there's a fridge full of them behind him..."

    How about calling dumb to all of those??

    I just stated what was oblivious to most people.

    Peace

  • @DarkMastertuga I'm sorry that all these assholes are calling you names for such a stupid reason they need to grow up. Plus there's CLEARLY several people who don't get the joke, I didn't get it the first time either.

  • You can see that there is a ton of soda behind him.

  • How could he spill that much water? lol

  • @racheally1 I haven't yet just saying

  • out of soda? the what the fuck was the sodas at 2:14 ?

  • @everyone chirping darkmasteruga get a life and stop chirping like a bunch of birds.

  • I thought thats just where octupi take shits bahaha

  • @rachaelly1 woooooow you must have the worst digestive system ever

  • I never drink tap water or water from the sink same thing

    Because you get diarrhea 

  • @rachaelly1 i always drink tap water and never get diarrhea? maybe youre from a third world country.

  • There are soda cans behind them at 2:15

  • Whats water?.......

  • a. BEST SPIT TAKE EVER

    b. There's cans of Coke in the background; they're not out of soda.

  • What's wrong with hydrogen and oxygen?! YOU BREATH IT!

  • I want a glass of water now

  • idiocracy rip off

  • @InDiepKid mine too xD

  • He said they were out of soda.... What was in the background then? O.o

  • Hahaha joshh is awesome!XD

  • turn on captions (cc button) and watch the epic fail :)

  • he should have said "YOU MADE ME DRINK OXYGEN?! IM GONNA DIE!!!!"

  • @Jupiterninja95

    but its one part hydrogen and two parts oxygen - making it not poisenous, that is clearly stated

  • @ajnode Two parts hydrogen, one part Oxygen ;)

  • @Jupiterninja95.....nnnnnno I think its fine.

  • don't be lie pat cassels!

    

  • I farted on the same day they posted this it's special

  • they posted this on my birthday x3 itss specialllll

  • The soda was behind them

  • 278 people dont drink water.

  • Soda bath is so sticky.

  • @DarkMastertuga ur smart

  • Lol Josh took so long to spit the water out.

  • Only after seeing this for the 100th time I got the "Now I need to take a bath and we're out of soda!" joke!!!

    You guys didn't get it either!

    He means to take a bath WITH SODA, because water is only for toilets!!!

    Thats why he says that!!!

  • @DarkMastertuga REALLY? THATS THE JOKE? YOU MUST BE A DETECTIVE! OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS!

  • @infinitysquaredmusic

    Yeah I konw , Right!?!?!!! :O

    I just wrote it when I figured it out, because barely anyone got it

  • @infinitysquaredmusic To....to be honest, I didn't get it until it was pointed out to me.....

  • @Narglesonamistletoe Yeah I don't know if I get it either....What's the joke??

  • @infinitysquaredmusic You don't have to attack them like that it's a comedy video, let it go.

  • @DarkMastertuga congratulations man.Really not that hard to get..

  • @DarkMastertuga OBVIOUSLY

  • @DarkMastertuga -_- Wow

  • @DarkMastertuga

    Why you have so many up-votes I have no idea

  • @DarkMastertuga Dude I found that out 1st time xD

  • @DarkMastertuga Ur slow...

  • @DarkMastertuga You didn't get it? that was the first thing I thought of

  • @DarkMastertuga how did you not understand that joke...

  • @DarkMastertuga ...ur fucking dumb dude

  • @BrentLarryproduction Says the man that can't spell "you're"

  • @AceHainley Says the grammar police/nerd behind a keyboard.

  • @brokenhabits Nah, it just seems a bit stupid to spell it "ur".

    And yes, I am proudly a nerd. I find nothing wrong with it, since I enjoy myself.

  • @AceHainley Its all about typing fast, "ur" is easier to type then "you're". As long as the person understands what you're trying to say does it really matter? I also think you should work on your people skills if that stuff annoys you. No one should be that easily annoyed.

  • @brokenhabits If you don't have the extra second to spell "you're", then you obviously don't have enough time to watch videos on youtube. And no, I'm a pretty laid back girl, but it seems a bit ridiculous to have a computer keyboard and continue to murder simple words.

  • @AceHainley Everyone likes to save time, and it's at the cost of nothing. When you are typing a full sentence with many words that can be spelled easier, it saves a lot of time to shorten them. I just don't see how this could be annoying.

  • @brokenhabits Maybe it just annoys me because I'm a writer. It just feels weird to see simple words get misspelled because I'm so used to correcting those in my writing.

  • @AceHainley That's great and all, but don't call anyone out on it. Much respect intended.

  • @brokenhabits Alright then, I'll try and see it that way from now on!

  • @AceHainley I agree, seeing words spelled like that drives me crazy. It just seems so...sad. Like I'm watching the deterioration of the English language right before my very eyes. Besides, those people could save more time by just not commenting!

  • @BrentLarryproduction lol im fucking dumb too i didnt get it either

  • @DarkMastertuga Obviously...

  • @DarkMastertuga lol as he said that there was a fully filled soda machine in the background

  • @DarkMastertuga how could you have not got that it was obvious

  • @DarkMastertuga your a fucking cunt :)

  • @DarkMastertuga sorry, but I got it on my first time and you don't need to explain it because if a person doesn't get it means they don't have a sense of humor( or they are just stupid) :P

  • @DarkMastertuga really?

  • good prank...get everyone in your office to pretend not to drink water LOL

  • THUMBS THIS UP NOW!!!!!!!!!

    (trying to get the LEAST rated comment here)

    THUMBS THIS UP OR ELSE!

  • This is an absolute classic i love this one

  • lol when pat said he was gonna get water he also pointed right to wear my water bottle is O.O

  • fridge full of soda

    

  • Drinking only water not mixed with sugar really sucks.

  • Um, I don't understand why saying the elements made him spit it out O.o

  • press 9 to see ur girlfriend after a hot night!

  • Press 9 twice and lol forever.

  • @daavpuke

    If you want to press 9 twice, press 9 once.

  • @sdmfsdmfn that was just the lid falling of...

  • Let the video load fully, wait until Pat says yes, and then press 9 repeatedly!

  • Sooooo funny

  • You have to be very carefull about your consumption of water these days. You could get Dihydrogenmonoxide poisening.

  • no wonder you shouldnt be like pat cassels, this fool drinks water!

  • who wants to watch idiocracy now!!

  • @brandtaylor93 you mean idiocy? idk but i love that movie.