scary movie 2 bird (very funny)

[Levehzor]

-Oh no, birds are very clean animals, he's no trouble at all.

-God Damnit!!!! What the fuck did you put in these birds seeds?!

- (parrot shits on wall) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa....

( talking about clean animals ) LOL LOL LOL

[GeoBlack4]

"yo hold my tooth son"... ROFL

[sand0rclegan3]

Damn that was a big one

[PedrugaDF]

2pac

[lliferocks1]

Lol that bird should of kill himself  he said he wanted to die

[SelfishPinoy12]

omg the parrot sh*tting on the wall xD DYING!

[MissDanyBoo]

Hahaha fuck off four eyes Rotfl!!!

[pruzman]

GOD THAT WAS A BIG ONE!

[amaan1952]

my face turned red after wacthing i was close to passing out

[spongebob040]

someone's outta teach that bird some manner's.

[SuperSaint330]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THIS BIRDSEED

[notownkidKAX7]

Lol its been so since I havent seen this XD

[FLAST4LIFE]

HOLD MY TOOTH!

[TempaT190]

lemme outa here i'll fuk u up

[Steelersrock43100]

Polly: "Polly wants your momma's sweet...ASS!"

Shorty: "You don't know my momma!"

Polly: "Yeah I do. I fucked her last night."

LOL -______-

-Nicole

[Alcapwn4]

2:13 idk but i think thats how you tell its a rated R movie

[j1791m]

fucking tease >_>

[DanielRibena]

HE DID A SLOPPY 1 ALL OVER THE WALL.. at least cindy wont need to paint it xD

[cuteguy530]

love this movie watch it alot still laugh

[eminem7157]

fuck off for eyes poly wonts your momas

[albundie3]

This might be fucked up but now i want a pet bird xD

[WhiiteRussianProduct]

The parrot was owned by the average 12 year old xbox player

[TheButtercups24]

Got to love that bird lolz xD

[Cameraa234]

hey robert

[AUSROTTENY2K]

1:50 my favorite part XD

[MovieStar42]

Polly wants some more clips from the bird XD

[tokreds2]

God That was a big one! LAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chazzybadazz]

Fucking tease

[TheTransport101]

what the fuck did you put in this bird seed!.. LMFAO!! 

[darthboy7882]

2:18 WTF LOL MY BAWLZ

[crazychick121698]

Thumbs up if this was one of the funniest parts;)

I'm handling this sh***t, hold my tooth ;)

[crazyboy999ish]

polly wants a cracker

[nativeangel02]

lol funny @ 0:39

[nativeangel02]

quote:oooo, im shakin, im shakin. funny quote and pissed my pants

[whitemanstand72]

They HAVE TO bring him back on the 5 film. They have to !

and also the killer in the first movie

[chobitsgnarlslover]

I love this man...i find it even more funny ur names creampie...

[TheSkillfulHD]

people dislike so we can keep the blunt rollin

[MultiNextgengamer]

1:51

[clone2763]

14 people want a cracker, not mommas sweet ass

[BloodBeast14]

That bird is sooo awesome I need to get one like that

[Petalbumper]

I want that bird... Its so cute :P

[chinadollthefirst]

Bird is reckless lol

[TheDAPLR]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!

[23myspace1985]

"why won't you talk to me!!"..."Because you gave me crabs!!" LMFAO!!

[dorothy9998]

lol

[dorothy9998]

oh no he didn't oh no he di n't

[originaldobrazil]

Polly: Polly wants your mommas sweet ass

Shorty: You dont know my momma son!

Polly: Oh I know your momma i fucked her last night

Shorty: You want beef?! I'ma FUCK you up?!

Polly: Oooo I'm shaking

Shorty: Ah fuck this, yo hold ma tooth son

Polly: Yeah comon bitch you want a piece of me comon bring it on!

xD

[mrraytay]

That's a nice door knocker

[nbrandon8912]

is that his penis......2:01

[nbrandon8912]

is that his penis......

[italo36]

Fuck off 4 eyes...lol

[smallskyscrapers]

GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THIS BIRDSEED? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

GOD THAT WAS A BIG ONE!

1:54

[Ebb1993isgreat]

You are the Weakest Link, goodbye!

[TheAwsomniss]

shorty: polly want a cracker? bird: Polly wants your mamas sweet ass!! Shorty: wat did polly say to me? Bird: i said polly wants your momas sweet ass! Shorty: you dont be talkin bout my moma son! you dont know my moma son! Bird: yea i know your moma, i fucked her last night. Shorty: you want me? ill fuck you up! Bird: ooh im shakin im shakin.

[23myspace1985]

Polly want a cracker?,,Polly wants your mamas sweet ass!.. Oh i know your mama,, i fucked her last night.. Oh god!, will you shut the fuck up!! LMAO!... &&God damn it!,, what the fuck did you put in this bird seed!.. LMFAO!!

[tailsfox2021]

@23myspace1985 Dont 4-get "You are the weakest link..Goodbye" lolz

[Kekehill2002]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooofuch u guys so funny

[HeartlessKriby12]

Polly want your mama sweet ass.

[whitemanstand72]

1:16 t0 2:05

Imodium good for Humans Bad for birds

[bscar]

he almost sounds like Foamy the Squirrel.

[Niftyeye]

Fuck off Four Eyes!

[IAmJakeLeckie]

Fucking tease.

[The11deano]

@IAmJakeLeckie He said Fucking teens

[dvlite123]

ITS HIS VOICE THAT CRACKES ME UP I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR AN HOUR NOW god lmao i love this bird i wish he was my pet

[loldivaxoxolol]

I LUV THE BIRD!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE!! CAN'T I GET ONE AT 'GOD DANG IT WHAT DID U PUT IN THIS BIRD FEED!!!'.

[minime1424]

GOD THAT WAS A BIG ONE

[kgaines15]

*Here I Go Im Hanging Myself*

*You Are The Weakest Link Goodbye*

[efan2011]

"Come on Bitch, do you and that Welcome Back Kotter haircut want some of me?"

[SaFL96]

fuck this let me handle this here hold my tooth!



[323pantera]

LOVE!!! the door knockers lol

[2101gta]

GOD THAT WAS A BIG ONE!!!!

[kaitlyn12348]

polly want a cracker...

polly wants your mommas sweet ass

[zacharyfranklin045]

Rofl!!! The guy doesnt flip off the bird

[Deaxon1]

lmfao this is funny

[mariathemunster]

oops i mean at 0:34 he flips the bird off

[mariathemunster]

my fav part is wit shawty i love tis movie ":D lol @ 0:38 guy in the wheelchair flips the bird off lol

[mariathemunster]

my fav part is wit shawty i love tis movie ":D

[narutocool098]

1:52 to 2:04 He had Machine gun shits... xDDD!!!

[BoyBagel]

Come Back When U want some real Love......... Fucking Tease

[SonicPowerSuper]

That bird is a bit like me when I play online and I am alone I scream through lots of curses when I get raped by the enemy I hate getting 10 deaths 0 kills

[Pikachu5858]

XD this is the funnest video i ever watched

[dethklokfan12796]

Fuckin tease!

[llooyydd1997]

What the fuck did you put in this birdseed aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Lmao

[chibang897]

this so funny i cant stop replaying the video hahahahahahahahahaha

[131warmonger]

the best part of the video is at 1:29

[khrisher]

The 14 Haters Hate Cuz They know They Can't Talk Hellah Shit Like The Bird!

GO POLLY!

[misschuckylover03]

did any one else see the power puff girl at 1:46 and 2:00 !!!

[michaelguarasci]

14 people got fucked by polly for puttin shit inside his bird seed LMFAOOOOOOOO ;P

[michaelguarasci]

fucking tease :P

[andreskizzo]

Polly rocks :D

[mclaxin9]

YOU WANT BEEF?! ILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!

[IL1keW4fflez]

1:19 to 2:04!!! XD CANT STOP REPLAYING THAT!!!!!

[LUNCHBOXXX14]

"YO HOLD MAH TOOF SON" xD

[candycorn2626]

WTF did you put in this birdseed

[portege2121]

GOD THAT WAS A BIG  ONE!

[LiiLFREAKx0x]

2:38-2:56 = hilarious! LMAO

[gamingawesomeness222]

Gives a whole new meaning to "angry birds"

[bignbad56]

1:29 is funny as hell!!!! lmfao!!!

[TortexPro]

Hilarious video!!!!

[Dalboys2k10]

"i said Polly wants your sweet ***!"

[Kiania1234]

1:32 Why couldn't you just let me there to die! Give me a fuckin rope i'll do it myself! *hangs by beak* Here i go i'm hanging myself. ROTFLOLLMAO

[Kiania1234]

1:29-1:41 the bird is soo funny. ROTFLMAO

[yelisluc]

FUCKEN TEENS!

[JenAchxx]

"You are the weakest link .. Goodbye" <<< LMFAO!

[kinkykonky]

2:11 - 2:18 the best doorbell ever!!! i loved that scene since i 1st saw that movie!

[Tyannalyn]

O.o

[SimonGabe21]

fucking tease

[Axel1797]

14 people got burned by this bird.

[calebt1000]

14 people got thier balls banged on a door

[TougeR33]

best shit ever

[Psycho79100]

I farted.

[TheSimi117]

i love that fuckin bird... lol

[Ishonyou007]

Lmao

[hussein335]

what kind of bird is that?

[ZahMihn]

"god dammit wtf did u put in this bird seed!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!...­......god that was a big one! LOL hahahah that was funny

[TheBunnySyl]

@ZahMihn he craped out pudding xD

[KidnappedMePlease]

I LOVE THAT FUCKING BIRD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[tsukasa1608]

2: 10 that must be hurt!!!!

[Littlemissflygurl101]

mybad 1:54

:)

[Littlemissflygurl101]

i presss the replay button at 1;54

lol

ahhahahhahahahahaha

[sschafi1]

I like the part about the bird

[EminemEdany]

yeah i know ur mumma i fucked her last night

[sk8dude1006]

"Hey there little guy!" "Fuck off four eyes" "I beg your pardon?" "I said..fuck off...four eyes." "Hi little birdy! Polly wanna a cracker?" "Polly wants your mommas sweet ass" "What did Polly say to me?" "I said..Polly wants your mommas..sweet ass" "You won't be talkin about my momma son! You don't know my momma son!" "Ai I know your momma, I fucked her last night" I WANNA POLLY NOW!!

[theman4755]

yoo that bird is so funny. the funniest part was god dammit what the f did u put in this bird seed.god that was a big one.

[Rockinsis]

That bird is so funny. I never get tired of watching this.

[loreleipink]

I was on the phone with my bf and all of a sudden I hear "God D***MIT WHAT THE F**K DID YOU PUT IN THIS BIRD SEED??" And I was like I love that movie!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEligibleBachelor]

GODDAMNIT! WTF DID YOU PUT IN THIS BIRD SEED!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[JackBuck44]

You ever seen a bird dick this big? Fuckin tease.

[forkfour]

@JackBuck44 get this big and Fuckin teens

[BigtimeDirector2005]

IMAO!

[VTC1000HP]

Those balls bells are freaking funny !!

[cod6vxselement200220]

1:47 is very funny

[spongethesquarehog]

that bird makes me think of this annoying kid at my school

[BWPRwriter]

that bird is hilarious hahaha lmao

[doggylovertje]

that bird is cool 1:36

[Cartoonwarshero345]

I know your mama I fucked er last night! Lmfao

[Hsmgirl97]

eww 2:09

[Hsmgirl97]

the bird reminds me of some guy's voice in my school

[jaguar4u2]

Why you dont wanna talk with me?

-Because you gave me Crabs!

LMAO!!!

[Dhearick]

"GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THIS BIRD SEED?!!!!!!!!"

[sohrabian4984]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh o god that was big one

[berbel3]

God damn it what the fuck did you put in this bird food ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa god that was a big one -lol lolol

[jeffhardyisxtreme1]

lol keep watching till you see the girl

[ReFreShFX]

im going to piss myself

[ZeBrAsPaRtEn]

i raped the replay button :3

[ReFreShFX]

@ZeBrAsPaRtEn ill sue you

[ZeBrAsPaRtEn]

@ReFreShFX o.O well then ill sue ur sue

[ZeBrAsPaRtEn]

"oh god damn it wat the fuck did u put in this bird seed" "oh god tht was a big one" haha tht bird is freakin awusome

[laidealonso]

i loe part 1:52 to 2:04

[NerdzRdhope]

@laidealonso LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[megademonsasuke]

u wanna b ill fuck u up!

[chazliez88]

1:52 to 1:59 LOL I WATCHED IT SO MANY TIMES!!!

[ALI23ist]

lol...beg your pardon

hahahaha

[Keith459001]

here i go im hanging myself....

[shannonfunny]

let me outa here ill fuck u up rotflmao

[Graverobber94]

well, i managed to teach my grandpa's parrot say "old" so i guess thats a good start for this

[AqwIchigo]

who the monster/murder in scary movie 2 anyway?

[Shaymin0493]

Fuckin teez

[sohrabian4984]

god damet what the fuck did you put in this bird seed 

[RichardAB13]

@sohrabian4984 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhah (poo) LOL

[sohrabian4984]

o god will just shut the fuck up why did just left me there to die give me your fuck in robe i will hang my self here we go i am hanging my self

[sohrabian4984]

o god that was a big one

[screwme55]

Fuck off four eyes.

[stormMS64]

12 people actuall own one of these birds and are pissed as hell

[cheezlovr01]

Shorty: " poly want a cracker?"

Bird: " poly want ur mamas sweet ass"