I Was Bitten - Flesh Eating Snakebite

[Ssj3Kai]

"This would have been much worse anywhere else". Except country's with free healthcare.

[blackpeter70]

Are you sure about not using them to check for cavities? They're really handy for flossing.

[bananasqueek]

poor guy couldnt play videogames anymore :(

[finallieofhorror]

:O

[ohaidare]

2:25 snake looks like a penis

[OperationAnime262]

Amazing video I was wondering how air hurt the exposed bone?

[Cheesefan12345678910]

Flesh slinging slasher XD

[HorrorLurker]

I'd just have the thumb amputated and be done with it.

[triondrummer]

@HorrorLurker Believe me....you´d be surprised how important a Thumb is! ;)

[Glee4EVA1000]

OMG I saw this episode on tv it was sooooooo gross

[pcdsgh]

sewing your hand to your groin.. what kind of porn is that?

[zed223]

poor thumb :(

[CricketLoverist]

Ugh

[ThePinkSwordfish]

I can fap to this.

[Renton0]

If My THumb was Gone Id be super Pissed not being able to hold My PS3 controller.

[pradeeptubeu]

You gotta be incredibly stupid to stitch a thumb which is infected to your groin!!! Why cant you get rid of the infected part of the thumb, instead of risking infecting your groin!!!??!!! You being crazy son!!!

[ImoenOfTelengard]

Yeah, tell us what your medical expenses were.

[KenanVideos]

I got here from typing "car crash" lol

[rhion5]

@lydo808 My friend put a deadly venomus snake in his pants and i was even holding it and it didnt bite use but the person said were VERY LUCKY im like wtf that was all skill animmals love me =D

[roygbiv330]

dangerous.

[TJYoung80234]

Wait WTF? "Crippling pain like you're back in bed... you're sick for the day"... how about your at home sick from work because your fucking thumb is sewed into your groin?!

"Hey Jerry we got a complaint from Karen that you were touching yourself at work today at lunch"

"No Bob, my hand is sewn into my groin"

WTF? Not to mention his Doctor looks like a bass player from a rock band.

[skitlles8907]

idk how i got here

[GuitarDude1051]

why am i watching this?

[sunray1100]

@lydo808 lmao !

[heatherbbydoll]

it was a stilleto snake

[peeweesherman]

Black Mamba?

[HWEisRISING]

OHHH MY GAAAAWD- What if the flesh eating bullshit transfered to his DONG and started eating away at his weird little shrimp dick!!! I would DEFINENTLY have skin taken from somwhere else on my body- AND NOT FROM MY PRECIOUS DICK!!!

[peeweesherman]

@HWEisRISING HAHAHA, i'm pretty sure his thumn wasn't sewn into his dick. That was not his dick that they showed. So how do you know the fool has a shrimp dick?

[HWEisRISING]

@peeweesherman - So your telling me- @ 1:27- AND they say, we cut his groin and pulled over to get the skin they needed??? ummm yeah Im not a Dr. or anything but I know what I'm looking at isn't normal.... THUMBY THUMBY SHRIMP DICK!!! hahaha

[TheSalty786]

TOP TIP!!! - A length of plastic tubing between two roller skates makes an ideal car for snakes.

[Bucky905079]

OK IM NEVER GUNNA EAT ORANGE CHICKEN AGAIN O_O

[MrUnhappybunny]

man person: Achoo Lady friend:: Bless you man person: oh dear a snake lady friend : where? Snake dude: Yummm! Man person: Ouch!! Lady friend: i fount it! Man person: Where? Lady friend: near that tree man person: epic.......... OUCH!!!! What was that Lady friend: me...........tehe

[liltunechi4]

@lydo808 stfu

[TheMadman95]

well there goes my lunch...

[ChiliKC]

Wait skin from the balls?:O Now im gonna have nigthmares;((

[xJawz71]

im starting to get that wierd feiling after watching this

[HawxTeamDelta]

chuck norris once bit by a deadliest snake before. after 3 days of suffering from pain. the snake died

[Dinox242]

how does this happen

[nickjpass]

Why the groin? Kinda sounds dumb to me lol

[ohhhreeceybaybee]

look on the bright side, it' a conversation starter

[zXProDucTioNzXz]

I have a snake in my pants

[xxxk213]

lucky he was uncircumcised LOOL thats hilarious hes got foreskin tissue on his thumb. HES GOT A PENIS THUMB HAHAahaha

[HanDynasty26349]

i wonder if his girl friend still wants to sleep with him

[MrRico209]

so no homo but do u still have balls

[neonleonification]

he should have drank more milk

[sniperpistol50]

hahaha, i love how he said that if it would of been anywhere else it would of been worse! ANOTHER ONE THAT PROVES THAT AMERICA IS GREAT!

[VIKINGODIN]

@sniperpistol50 Bit of a paradox though as if he was not in america in the first place he would not have been bitten by that type of snake,or maybe not bitten at all.

[sniperpistol50]

@VIKINGODIN oh yeah, he could be in alstraila and be bitten by a spider called the white tailed spider, have you seen what that will do? every where you go theres gonna be something that can kill you! but truthfuly, id much rather live in a place with danger and being able to be fixed up then in a place with little danger and something does happen im screwed

[Hoshimaru57]

@sniperpistol50 It isn't the white tail I'm most afraid of.

It's the Funnel web Spider.

Have you seen that thing? It looks like a jumping spider from hell.

[sniperpistol50]

@Hoshimaru57 umm... seeing the white tailed spider has has bacteria that can possible kill you in 2 days from one bite? yeah thats a bit scary!

[Veyara]

@VIKINGODIN Actually .. stiletto snakes is an African species, and the chances of encountering it in America is very slim - it would have to have escaped from captivity, or been brought along accidentally in shipping or such. Which is lucky, because there is no antivenin.

They've got their own nasty buggers, though. Hooray for living somewhere with great health care AND no dangerous creatures whatsoever (unless you're allergic or count bacteria/fungi/virus in)

[24u2c]

omg poor guy

[WindowsLover6767]

I think I should have listened to ”Viewer discretion is advised„!

[MoneyGetsYourDaddy]

i though that a penis was combined to his finger......

[EpicKitty4EVER]

@MoneyGetsYourDaddy it is'nt? *confused face* I always thought that.... ._.

[earthhero100]

@lydo808

ty for the tips bro

[cheychey226]

crickey haha

[JenellSchutz]

8. Do NOT bite a snake

[BBFalconShot]

Yeah, great medical care in the United States. Having to pay for your thumb to be stitched to your dick.

[KingDingAling1013]

ha the doctor looks like a low budget pornstar.

[TaylorDurden90]

did i get this right?

he has his foreskin as "fingertip"?

[greenfnckingtea]

7. Do NOT sleep with a snake

[adrenaline1320]

@lydo808 HAHAHAHAH

[foreverlovers1000]

FUCK!!!!!!! WHY ARE THESE SO SHORT

[dimeta101]

i love snakes but this made me revisit my thoughts

[slayer55907]

now i have a reason to be afraid of snakes lol everyone says don't be afraid of them bulshit look at that guys thumb fuck you random person

[shinjaninjascare]

I'M EATING CHICKEN!! HOW DID I GET TO THIS!! I WAS WATCHING MARIO!!!!

[frontman3283]

thumb up? :)

[racered94]

how did he pee?

[koobyall]

Lol for a second there I thought his thumb was attached to his penis.

[redwing4life1]

@koobyall lmao k so im not the only one

[LPSMOVIES2000]

I feel itchy and i feel uncomforatble

[007whitespy]

This is why i keep a buket neer my computer.

[dendara100]

oh man, i'm glad i live in Vancouver, in the city, there are no animals anywhere.

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

Thumb's up if you looked at your thumb and got your gun and went on a snake killing spree.

[ModernProgram]

:(

[Payne368]

OH for fucks sake man..why did I clicked this??? WHY???!!!!

[LordLittleMonster]

And I chose to watch this why?

[heidiquan1]

disturbing

[academy97]

l0l, "great medical care in the united states" funny guy

[silvr90210]

@academy97 it is the best....just cost so much and best as in most experts

[xDooMxMonk3yx]

lovely 

[wwecena2131]

thumbs up for no reason!

[Catheliah]

new diet plan: look at his thumb to lose cravings.

[CAPTAPHOENIXF90]

Its offensive at the same time hell nasty, look at 1:27, my nephew thinks its got stuck connection on the thumb to groin,EWW NASTY!

[dougcsimpson]

What kind of snake was it?

[theshafinator]

i'm sorry am i hearing this right: his thumb.. was sewn... to his.. groin?

[Mitsuki424]

35 people dislike Discovery Network.

[DarkFrostxX]

ok i got from kevjumba to this.... how the heck?

[GTLA1994]

im starting to think this sht was fake ...just a tad bit

[HillsideFights]

@GTLA1994 rofl its on the discovery network, they dont fake stuff...

[Gyarsonay]

im eating peanuts and this O.o

[GoldenShiner1]

how can a lot of people make jokes out of this?

[padgore32]

A brown recluse bit MY DICK once so shut up pussys!

[blujay206841]

@padgore32 did your dick dissolve? or is it all g?

[ryanrodriguez18]

dude he sowed his thumb to his dick!!!! thumb to his dick!!!

[EpicWolfCutie]

I THREW UP MY SUPPER AFTER THE BONE PART

[upyours101101]

...Did they sow his thumb to his dick?

[UofLCardFan08]

@upyours101101

GROIN, not penis.

[sarahcool95]

OH... LOL



[rickysbaby86]

Doctors do weird things to people, I mean really weird things.

[TheGnomelandSecurity]

What if he had a tiny penis?

[willtheoct]

WHY WOULD YOU SEW YOUR THUMB TO YOUR DICK

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

[rickysbaby86]

@willtheoct The GROIN doesn't mean the DICK

[bearniebearns]

ok, dont eat and watch discovery!

[LalaFofoMaple]

They should of Amputated it.

[MrGeek1337]

338 000 viewer! :D

[TornTech]

Dick thumb!

[xmaniacxkillax]

there is no way they stitched this dudes dick to his thumb for 3 weeks like how the fuck would that actually work?

[XMcMuffinX]

@xmaniacxkillax dumbass, it wasnt his dick it was right above the groin. pay attention in school, you'll get farther in life.

[xmaniacxkillax]

@XMcMuffinX well look at this dude talking shit on youtube like evory other "true hardass" out there

[desigymnast]

@Ezldor so freaken FUNNY!! LOL

[desigymnast]

@flamezbladez LOL

[TheKittyOfDarkness]

.....Wouldn't it be odd walking around in public with your hand down your pants?

[switchx182]

who the fuck dislikes this omg watch a different video stupid shits

[tsusajop]

You idiots.. its not his penis.. thats skin ontop of the penis.. like where your pub hair is?? Smh.. idiots. he said GROIN area..

[hachacha147]

poor penis :(

[xXiaolinXx]

what the fuck? i would have just told them to cut my thumb off

[kittyburger000]

I find this difficult to masturbate to...

[DynomiteKid65]

wanna have sex? um no...

[MrLarrrge]

My stomach hurts..

[Eintopfheiler]

OMG poor guy .....

i´m in a bit of a shock now

lucky me that i life in europe !!!

[Anthony883]

Ricola?

[sargennipple]

you're fine...put some robitussin on it...lol jk

[Latrodectus90]

wtf Oo



[betress1]

dude thts grosssss

[dharmanova]

And with "great american healthcare team" you will be paying off that bill until the day you die.

Solution?

If you get bitten by a snake, - teleport to Canada. :-))

[JOHNin3D]

umm... well never thought i would say this but, can we do thumb up my ass instead?

[cheesesisgood87]

Ew i watched that episode too!!

[Gallahaut]

wtf, how did he pee for three weeks???

[GoldBarreta]

how the fuck did you take a leak?!?!?!?!?!?

[purrrplecomet]

nasty.....

[XxForeverEmoxX]

Dude... Screw the thumb. It's not worth it. It really isn't.

[LilMenace68]

its fucking 2 a.m in the morning i wanna go to sleep but then i keep watching this vids why are they so entertaining to watch!?

[MrStill5]

how da hell he gonna pee?

[PrettyBoyyQuan]

Godd Dayumm.... 

[PrettyBoyyQuan]

Godd Dayumm....

[DrrkAngel15]

Am I the only one that thinks amputation would have been better considering he still gets excruciating pain from the bite?

[Ltpwn4g3]

@DrrkAngel15 well even amputation gives ghost pains so i dont think so

[55alikeman55]

If it don't go away amputate the damn thing cause you could die.

[hillariousfilm]

why do I click Random Crap?

[xDeathmetalMan96x]

@hillariousfilm LOL

[KaiyuChan]

@hillariousfilm had the same question XD

[richardxx9011]

@hillariousfilm For the same reason we all do... lol

[Awwwssooommmeee]

@hillariousfilm hahhahah

[GenjiZerk]

@hillariousfilm because you have nothing better to do?

[DrakisClaftine]

@hillariousfilm Nice dudeee :)

[FlameFoxBoy]

Thumbs up!!..ohh wait...

[breakman46]

EWWWWWWWWWW!! DX

[MarPat11]

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :-|

[LogWaft]

I WAS WAITING AT A JUNCTION WHEN ANOTHER CAR HIT ME AT HIGH SPEED

[Tiffanyplatel1999]

Omg damm wth yo I really hate snakes more now

[Tschombes]

jöööööööööörg...

[MrHaiHaiBai]

Damn nature, you scary...

[failblogfan111]

small dick :o

[brirock105]

uhhh if his thumb is on his dick how dose he piss???

[sammimorales]

gross  dude

[ccmattyfilms]

why was his thumb black??

[misscrashy]

@ccmattyfilms because the thumb is decaying so the skin cells die and no blood flows through it

[ccmattyfilms]

@misscrashy creppy...

[bigbadjoe39]

it was attached to the public mound not is penis you dumasses

[cw71017]

@bigbadjoe39 lol i kinda guessed that, no doctor would ever do that and make the patient stay for 3 weeks without pissing, the pain would be much worse than the thumb and would kill him after the first week

[iamirohsson]

if he was sucking his thumb as he sleeps, then that would mean that he'd be sucking....

[CAfiretiger678]

hey hey ever heard of stem cell research? or the cell gun> ;D