It is true that Singlish is unique. But it is saddening that in this video, it has been warped and exaggerated to a degree which does not correspond to its usual form. This is simply an auntie who is not in the least proficient in English. Many Singaporeans can speak proper English. Its a choice that's all.
Although we may not speak 100% English...singlish makes us unique and natural..anyone who isn't Singaporean that says singlish will sound awkward. Only WE can say it naturally:) singaporeans Si bei pro la!!
hahahahaha! So funny! SINGLISH ROCKS!!!!!!! Even though singlish isn't proper english, it makes people laugh like crazy. So why not say singlish rather than english. why not?
This so damn funny. Hey, but at least, she tried to speak English. Its much better compared to some fellow Malaysian who avoided to speak English whenever they have to. Good job auntie!
@MrMacrocaofanhua judging by how you speak your English based on your comments I can tell you that your English are not far better than us in any way....what type of English are you using?I don't know eh,can you please tell me?oh anyway can you next time please,when you want to comment on anything please speak or type in full proper English cos I don't really get what you meant by :dark shorter singaporeans....as what you have commented earlier is what I call broken English...please revise your
@sholadare we do not think that our English is the best,we know where we stand....don't accuse us!!!although our English is not the best but at least we speak proper english when needed!!!
HAHA, Singaporean's Singlish can be really funny. I'm not disgusted to be a Singaporean who speaks Singlish, cos everyone I know goes that. Even my parents say singlish. Actually, some singlish words come from hokkien. Like 'Walao' and 'KNS'
For all those who are out there and think this video is about Singlish/Manglish: It is full of SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS! Francisboey, you should take a bucket of water and pour it over yourself: you stink and you are dirty! The auntie has no clue what you are USING her for! As you know, we have a saying in our part of the world: Kurang ajar, man!
I have to admit that it's funny and I'm guilty of speaking like that, but as a Singaporean, the horrible grammar sometimes disgusts me. And there's so many Singaporeans that speak Singlish. I'm not saying that I'm ashamed of this, but we should know when to use English appropriately, otherwise, people with a perfect command of the English language are going to go, "what the fuck are you saying?" even if it's still considered English.
@viola128 LOL. And I'm sorry but I cannot help but laugh at yours too. I mean who are you to agree when yours sucks too? I could tell instantly that you were Singaporean, kid.
@viola128 most of us write comment in a casual way and it's hard to avoid mistakes. Who will proof read it before posting? Anyway, it's hard to get rid of singlish. I left years ago and still have singlish in me. In fact, my lawyer in SG who is probably the smartest person I've ever met speaks Singlish as well. The point is some of us made mistakes because of carelessness but Singlish is almost intentional. Is when I hear "don't be like that lah..."..(I prbably still say that..)
@AuraSlicer emm...not so perfect english either....
Thank you! it's alright, should just leave the cake alone. There are people who just need to attack others!! Anyway, i already remove that comment, this should not continue. I am singaporean, (did i say that I am not??),and proud to be one. I was in chinese sch all my life till i left sg Went abroad but miss home a lot! Anyway, my english is not as good as my chinese but am willing to learn. thx Aura!
it's not an accent, the grammar is basically different. you can raise your singlish flag high above your head in singapore but when you get out of the country, good luck :P
@MrMarcocaofanhua your english doesnt make you sound bright either, mind you most of the citizens are effective bilingual due our education in teaching English as first language and our own mother tongue as second. The national language is English, Chinese, malay and indian. That does not include countless dialects still spoken. Thats how Singlish comes about, from the diversity of different languages n cultures
I don't care much about those different accents. It's just okay as far as we can understand each other. Everyone has a unique accent, right? Bye the way, many S'poreans were originally from poor parts of China, Malaysia or India etc, they tried their best to learn English. It's them who made S'pore an international city. What do u expect, and what about u?
Human rights violations in Singapore cannot be overlooked. Everything else pales in comparison, especially with the continued blatant barbaric court sentences of flogging men. This outrageous physical abuse of the human body must not be a part of any modern and civilised society, and this issue will not go away and cannot be ignored. This government must stop this appalling behaviour for it is shameful and is an embarassment to Singapore.
@sandye2100 what has this got to do with the singlish video? anyway i think your argument is unfounded. are you singaporean? caning in singapore is necessary. btw there's a difference between flogging and caning (look up the dictionary).
@whiskey4409 I meant exactly what I said. Flogging is prohibited in almost every nation on this earth, so Singapore stands with other third world places and terrorist countries that continue these savage acts of TORTURE. and human rights violations.
I don't care whether you call it Beating, Whipping, Caning, Flogging-- IT IS SADISTIC CRUELTY AND BARBARIC VIOLENCE AGAINST HUMAN BEINGS!!
@sandye2100 where are you from? singapore is one of the safest countries in the world. if you (i don't mean you as in you personally but just figuratively) don't break the law, i don't see why caning is a violation of human rights. let's say someone commits armed robbery and is sentenced to caning. is that a violation of the armed robber's human rights? what about the rights of the person who got robbed? all these arguments against caning and whatever else are mostly one sided.
@whiskey4409 If I told you I was Singaporean would that be a "SAFE" thing to day considering my comments?
I do not support any government that practices this type of abuse. It does NOT matter where I am from, and I do not care where You are from. Believe all the government propaganda you wish that Singapore is one of the safest places in the world--that never will justify physical assault torturing human beings. YES caning,stoning, waterboarding, burning,mutilation=human rights violations.
@whiskey4409 Singapore's unjust judicial system where judges in a places like Singapore court order men to be brutally whipped by deranged sadistic prison officials because of immigration offences and other crimes where no violence took place is barbaric. It's sick that the government indoctrinates citizens into believing these type of violent practices are "normal." All Human beings -innocent-and those that have broken man-made laws should not be TORTURED
@sandye2100 haha by you saying that if it would or would not be a 'safe' thing tells me where you are from. but i do agree with you on that point, that it doesn't matter where you are from. one thing for sure though, you proved my point, which is that your argument is one-sided, by totally ignoring my example of the armed robber. either you missed it, or you chose to ignore it knowing that i pushed the right button.
@whiskey4409 I will repeat for you: "All Human beings - Innocent - and those that have broken man-made laws should not be TORTURED." I ignored nothing, now you may see again that I have answered you, but you did not like my answer. It does NOT matter the crime --a person is still a human being and should not be abused in this manner. Now let us see if you will answer----"Do you condone TORTURING human beings?"
@sandye2100 ah, i did not view your last sentence as a reply to the example i gave, but its ok. its not that i don't like your answer, it's just that i do not view caning as torture. it is a punishment for crime(s) committed. when parents cane their children, is it considered torture (this is a rhetorical question)? if someone is caned unjustly, let's say for a crime he did not commit, or is in fact totally innocent, then perhaps you could classify it as torture.
@whiskey4409 but then again it wouldn't be torture. because the purpose of the caning is to punish, not to torture. innocent people shouldn't be caned. convicted criminals, thats another matter. oh well. this is getting hard to explain. i think you get my point. for the record, i know where you're coming from, i guess we have differing opinions thats all. i hope we can agree to disagree.
@whiskey4409 I understand your views completely as singaporeans are brought up to believe that physical cruelty is ok. I am not speaking about children although I am against beating anyone at any age. I speak about the injustice against men and the legalized brutality within the judicial system. This violence was used on slaves used in medieval times and terrorists still use it. This is outrageous third world and barbaric and outlawed through most of the world today.
@sandye2100 i'm glad you understand my views, i understand yours too. this has been a fruitful discussion of the subject over youtube, and this will be my final post on the subject. have a good day.
@sandye2100 but even then, torture is used to extract information/confessions. after caning are the convicts questioned? no. a doctor is present to ensure that the convict is ready to take the next stroke of the cane. in torture chambers are there doctors present? i've never been in one but i'm pretty sure there aren't any doctors inside. the caning is a punishment, reserved for certain crimes, i'm not sure of what crimes though, check wikipedia, i'll check wikipedia too.
@whiskey4409 When a nude man has been stripped and tied up and his flesh deliberately beaten bloody over and over again and mutilated and scarred--he has been TORTURED--And it has nothing to do with extracting anything to do with a confession.The rest of the world knows this and so do human rights groups and this is prohibited by the United Nations. Any doctor present at any of these barbaric rituals should never be allowed to practice medicine again for they are criminals. Very sadistic
@sandye2100 now, i shall answer your question: i do not condone torturing human beings. but i do ask that you refer to my previous two posts in order the gain some background information about my answer. if you do not wish to, it's okay, i shall reiterate. in my view, caning is not torture, it is a punishment.
I don't mind the funny accent, everyone have their's, but please don't be proud of it... you arrogant Sons.O.Bitches!!! Mr. Lee Kuan Yew's my hero, The government and the officials there are great but it's the commoners that sickens me, thinking they have to be credited for what singapore has become today. Thank Mr. Lee!!! and be humble when you see the Thais, Pinoys, Indoes, becasue their ancestors earns respects from their invaders!!! we fought for it, we been through shit more than you MOFOs!
NewRoad40:Thai ppl. admire singapore why?? Thailand is Pride of Asia, S'pore is Shame of Asia. Thai has great tradition, history,culture and beautiful language.Thai has been INDEPENDENT and FREEDOM and Tolerance for minority like gay ppl. Thai ppl. can protest against government bravely. S'porean has nothing. They were obedient and unmanly dog of british racist long years and now of LKY dictater. yes,they speak singlish, becauce his master ordered it, only for money and business!
I don't see what is wrong with Singlish. Most Americans speak only one language. I am American but I speak English and Portuguese. Singlish is a dialect of English!
@skyoflove96 im sorry that i laughed at those who cannot speak english fluently, even though it can be funny at times. on behalf of 230 people that liked this video because it's funny, and they laughed, i sincerely apologise. if this isn't enough, sue me please. also, please teach me how to live. please tell me what i can laugh at and what i cannot laugh at.
@domk00 no i am not a comedian, nor am i trying to be funny. but i do have a feeling that you are trying to be funny, but you're not. so stop trying; your efforts are futile.
@domk00 thanks assface. in case you didn't know, or too stupid to realise, i meant to spell cock as 'cawk', and also, your attept to diss me is too indirect to work well. now go fuck yourself, faggot.
The blue collars and hawkers in Singapore have little formal education. They xommunicate mostly in dialects and Mandarin. However, at least they tried to merge with the larger society by trying to learn to speak English, resulting in Singlish. This is how some of our higher mortals here repay them: by making fun of their effort in overcoming a language barrier.
I am amazed at people who can turn on and off their singlish feature in their conversation. Don't underestimate them! but it's unfortunate for those who can't turn it off. I've seen a lot in here.
I don't use singlish often actually. 'cause in exams and orals we cannot use SINGLISH! The education system in Singapore is very good so stop saying that Singaporeans' english are bad. We can speak both Singlish and English!
@alwaysloveshinee I disagree with you saying that the education system we have is good. Apart from that, I wholeheartedly agree with you.
The funny thing is, most people have little "additions" to their variations of English as well. i.e. The "like" spam in casual American English, shortening of sentences (e.g. "Are you coming over later?" to "You coming over?"), and certain phrases only "native" speakers of said variations would be able to understand. Singlish is just one of these variations.
Only for British people, it is that true English can be spoken.
As for British people, Americans' speaking also denies Australians' speaking.
The inside of the world does not need to be Britain.
davasujul 1 month ago
It is true that Singlish is unique. But it is saddening that in this video, it has been warped and exaggerated to a degree which does not correspond to its usual form. This is simply an auntie who is not in the least proficient in English. Many Singaporeans can speak proper English. Its a choice that's all.
Greenauro 1 month ago
@zulfiiee it's reputation with an "E" , Prof..
haziqakif 2 months ago
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haziqakif 2 months ago
we got arr small cock got medium and big. whick one you arr
CoolBoyz72 3 months ago
If u have hear propely, she say "not very nice to drink" lols
TheMACE26 3 months ago
Omg ! I need to share this ! So funny fly rice ! Haha
mytechs00 4 months ago
Vernon A!! YAAYY MUTTONS!!
JCXP123 4 months ago
lolol muttons :)
skylandcitizen 4 months ago
Dude, pride all the way for Singlish! This is how linguistics works! *is actually Australian, so should seriously not pretend she knows shit*
EmmaLiza 5 months ago
Although we may not speak 100% English...singlish makes us unique and natural..anyone who isn't Singaporean that says singlish will sound awkward. Only WE can say it naturally:) singaporeans Si bei pro la!!
wanjavier 5 months ago
Oh, GOD, this is so hilarious! XD XD XD
All the same though.. I hope nobody who wasn't Singaporean didn't see this.
gxaster4ever 5 months ago 3
this is funny, but i'm not proud of it. sorry.
TheQiqifreak 5 months ago
cock is that thing on man! LOL
MissAvrilLavigne100 6 months ago
hahahahaha! So funny! SINGLISH ROCKS!!!!!!! Even though singlish isn't proper english, it makes people laugh like crazy. So why not say singlish rather than english. why not?
cutelemon7 6 months ago
yeah aunty, 3 big cocks please
PSJish 6 months ago
copy maple de
Fireace1000 6 months ago
At least the aunty can speak basic English loh
jungle2u 6 months ago
PARTY WAA TIS WEEK BEEF lai lai KARI hahahahahah
LullGardhari420 6 months ago
Hahahahha!!! cock??? hhhahahaa
IsabellNatash 7 months ago
Coke = Cock.
destin687 7 months ago
@ arceusvids, like a someboo00oo0oo00ooo0oooodee.. We got boosack noodles, suckadik chicken, what you want na?
24clouds 7 months ago
DUH I NEED TO MAKE DAH ORDAH FOR DE PIK-AHP!?
Arceusvids 7 months ago
Singlish also has its grammar by the way. For me, if you speak Singlish in perfect grammar, it's fine :)
OughtaBeFun 7 months ago
I miss Singapore.....
SanDog3939 7 months ago
Me wan ar learn singlish okay lah? ^^ Greetings from GERMANY to SPORE
abufiraz 7 months ago 3
@sandreyshame on you! !!!!not on singapore!!!!
90014258 7 months ago
Cannot stop laughing.
dUcKplE 7 months ago
Lols! 0:52 Seriously man, laughing so loud...
thongjlj 7 months ago
Haha! Coke become cock
StarlynGirl 8 months ago
Although some people hate singlish,i find it very funny and special.It is a unique language used only by us singaporeans.
TwillightHeavens 8 months ago
Hey, we haven't spoken English in US for years. We speak 'Maireecun. Why shouldn't Singapore have it's Singlish?
coyoteroadkill 8 months ago 3
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gohjiehui 8 months ago
This so damn funny. Hey, but at least, she tried to speak English. Its much better compared to some fellow Malaysian who avoided to speak English whenever they have to. Good job auntie!
theseutor 8 months ago
ching chong chang!!! le la ayooo!!
dextroify 8 months ago
i want Exreme Size Cock For my Party
KamenriderDeblade 8 months ago
SINGLISH ROCKS!!! :)
habbokira 8 months ago 49
@MrMacrocaofanhua judging by how you speak your English based on your comments I can tell you that your English are not far better than us in any way....what type of English are you using?I don't know eh,can you please tell me?oh anyway can you next time please,when you want to comment on anything please speak or type in full proper English cos I don't really get what you meant by :dark shorter singaporeans....as what you have commented earlier is what I call broken English...please revise your
xdxdxzhen 8 months ago
@sholadare we do not think that our English is the best,we know where we stand....don't accuse us!!!although our English is not the best but at least we speak proper english when needed!!!
xdxdxzhen 8 months ago
LOVE SINGLISH
CeliniBAO 8 months ago
HAHA, Singaporean's Singlish can be really funny. I'm not disgusted to be a Singaporean who speaks Singlish, cos everyone I know goes that. Even my parents say singlish. Actually, some singlish words come from hokkien. Like 'Walao' and 'KNS'
ClarissaKP0Phloic 8 months ago
For all those who are out there and think this video is about Singlish/Manglish: It is full of SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS! Francisboey, you should take a bucket of water and pour it over yourself: you stink and you are dirty! The auntie has no clue what you are USING her for! As you know, we have a saying in our part of the world: Kurang ajar, man!
MangosteenOne 8 months ago
I have to admit that it's funny and I'm guilty of speaking like that, but as a Singaporean, the horrible grammar sometimes disgusts me. And there's so many Singaporeans that speak Singlish. I'm not saying that I'm ashamed of this, but we should know when to use English appropriately, otherwise, people with a perfect command of the English language are going to go, "what the fuck are you saying?" even if it's still considered English.
purplecupcake123 8 months ago 40
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viola128 7 months ago
@viola128 LOL. And I'm sorry but I cannot help but laugh at yours too. I mean who are you to agree when yours sucks too? I could tell instantly that you were Singaporean, kid.
purplecupcake123 7 months ago
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AuraSlicer 7 months ago
@purplecupcake123
We are entitle to have our own opinion, why laugh at others? and you think you are better than the rest???
"you were Singaporean..." Were????? you are not so perfect yourself..........
kc9982 7 months ago
@kc9982 @viola128 Okay maybe I was mean, sorry.
purplecupcake123 7 months ago
@kc9982 ty but let's not continue with this. We post our comment because we care about our country, nothing personal. let's end this.
viola128 7 months ago
@viola128 most of us write comment in a casual way and it's hard to avoid mistakes. Who will proof read it before posting? Anyway, it's hard to get rid of singlish. I left years ago and still have singlish in me. In fact, my lawyer in SG who is probably the smartest person I've ever met speaks Singlish as well. The point is some of us made mistakes because of carelessness but Singlish is almost intentional. Is when I hear "don't be like that lah..."..(I prbably still say that..)
kc9982 7 months ago
@viola128
i agree. what can we do?? we are so proud of our singlish??
AuraSlicer 7 months ago
@purplecupcake123
Viola128 is supporting your thoughts and i totally agree to what he said but u actually complaining?? what a stupid ass hole u are !!!
AuraSlicer 7 months ago
@AuraSlicer I know she is, but who is she to say that when she can't even speak proper english to begin with?
purplecupcake123 7 months ago
@purplecupcake123 "there's so many Singaporeans that speak......." ???????
AuraSlicer 7 months ago
@AuraSlicer emm...not so perfect english either....
Thank you! it's alright, should just leave the cake alone. There are people who just need to attack others!! Anyway, i already remove that comment, this should not continue. I am singaporean, (did i say that I am not??),and proud to be one. I was in chinese sch all my life till i left sg Went abroad but miss home a lot! Anyway, my english is not as good as my chinese but am willing to learn. thx Aura!
viola128 7 months ago
@viola128
Your English is pretty good!
Me too, I left SG many years ago and miss home all the time. Miss my old friends, miss the local food !!!
This is a beautiful country !
kc9982 7 months ago
@purplecupcake123 at least we aren't as rude as those barbarians huh?
mrnobelwolf 6 months ago
@mrnobelwolf What barbarians? You mean those that use Singlish uncontrollably?
purplecupcake123 6 months ago
@purplecupcake123 Nahh, I guess Singlish just makes us unique! We may be a small country, but hey, we got Singlish lahh!
Kiyoryuu 6 months ago
/watch?v=R0-Qu9ZnNbc
Rankmoistmeat 8 months ago
SHAME ON SINGAPORE
POST ALL OVER THE INTERNET FOR PERSECUTING ALAN SHADRAKE
HE DARED TO STAND UP TO SINGAPORE BARBARIANS
sandye2100 8 months ago
COCK! LOLS
OhanaHikari 8 months ago
it's not an accent, the grammar is basically different. you can raise your singlish flag high above your head in singapore but when you get out of the country, good luck :P
StuffBurner 9 months ago
@MrShootster allo hahahah dark stupid shorter singaporean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 新加坡 智障儿
MrMarcocaofanhua 9 months ago
we haf big cock... LMFAO.. Well said
Vukilla 9 months ago
Haha funny video. I couldn't understand anyone the first time I went to Singapore.
goucv 9 months ago
Hey guys, I basically did a video for Nicole , you can search ' a song for Nicole Seah ' or click my channel, many thanks!
LifeDestinyStudios 9 months ago
I have some friends in Singapore and I love Singlish, sounds like singing. :)
passerbypass 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I want the big cock! Ha ha ha
MatMelayu 9 months ago
i have been to singapore,but singaporeans believe their English is the best in the world,lol
sholadare 9 months ago
Luv singlish...
dez3528 9 months ago
hyiahhooooo my grandamthather you kno ,HOW CAN YOU DO THISS
!!!.....
jareau99 9 months ago
I feel proud to be a singaporean! :)
RoxanneStabzxc 9 months ago
@sheng21 wat country r u from??
MrBabycute456 9 months ago
wow i feel sorry for this country lol
sheng21 9 months ago
Ayoooooo ..... So funny liao!
Rodzkisg 9 months ago
为什么你们要说英语？ 要说普通话，印地语，马来语。
Mujangga 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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oooooooi 9 months ago
yeah BIG COCK
gedztujago220592 10 months ago
@MrShootster 新加坡 脑残儿singapro=gay
MrMarcocaofanhua 10 months ago
Epic laugh at 0:52
iopps 10 months ago
wah lau! More more :P
denorlisa 10 months ago
I miss Singapore soooo muchhh
craigmarsfeld 10 months ago
stupid people speake stupid language lol
MrMarcocaofanhua 10 months ago
@MrMarcocaofanhua Mind u im not stupid and neither are other fellow singaporeans... -.-
meowmeowfan 10 months ago
@MrMarcocaofanhua i bet the auntie is smarter than you
BlateSemical 10 months ago
@BlateSemical yeah in your dream kid
MrMarcocaofanhua 10 months ago
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BlateSemical 10 months ago
@BlateSemical yeah his singlish is better than my English
MrMarcocaofanhua 10 months ago
@MrMarcocaofanhua your english doesnt make you sound bright either, mind you most of the citizens are effective bilingual due our education in teaching English as first language and our own mother tongue as second. The national language is English, Chinese, malay and indian. That does not include countless dialects still spoken. Thats how Singlish comes about, from the diversity of different languages n cultures
weiqinguay 10 months ago
Singlish is soooo cute! I'm a Filipino! I LOVE YOUR COUNTRY AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE PHILIPPINES :)
patricesese 10 months ago
i want big cock also auntie! quick lah! hahaha!! i luv being here..tried to understand singlish
arkibengh 10 months ago
i want big cock also auntie! quick lah!
arkibengh 10 months ago
I gif u a big cock!!
bachelbel 10 months ago
This it's fuck singapore fuck english...
Syukri019 11 months ago
well if u see it in a funny way,every country in the world thinks that the accent that people from other countries are weird...
but i loved the vid... :)
bhavikboricha 11 months ago
that guy's accent is just as funny - "there is a big PAHTI"
burningaquablue 11 months ago
@burningaquablue he is trying to act local. he normally don't speak like that. haha..
yeshshe 11 months ago
sounds like rosalyn lee. :p
LittleMissterious 11 months ago
Big cock!!!!! (CHicken) But i think Its Coke
xXKeiTakishimaXx 11 months ago
wah! this so amazing! :D
bercandalho 11 months ago
for me singapore is the best even i am indonesian
JABBAWOCKEEZ780 11 months ago
So funny wah!
Ottokar0712 11 months ago
doesnt cock mean dick
JonMasterChief 11 months ago
singlish is actually singapore made up language i think
TimLoh2 11 months ago
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SantaFluke 11 months ago
I don't care much about those different accents. It's just okay as far as we can understand each other. Everyone has a unique accent, right? Bye the way, many S'poreans were originally from poor parts of China, Malaysia or India etc, they tried their best to learn English. It's them who made S'pore an international city. What do u expect, and what about u?
SantaFluke 11 months ago
this singlish is too bad must improve auntie!!
jwps3E 11 months ago
Human rights violations in Singapore cannot be overlooked. Everything else pales in comparison, especially with the continued blatant barbaric court sentences of flogging men. This outrageous physical abuse of the human body must not be a part of any modern and civilised society, and this issue will not go away and cannot be ignored. This government must stop this appalling behaviour for it is shameful and is an embarassment to Singapore.
sandye2100 11 months ago
@sandye2100 what has this got anything to do with the singlish video?
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@sandye2100 what has this got to do with the singlish video? anyway i think your argument is unfounded. are you singaporean? caning in singapore is necessary. btw there's a difference between flogging and caning (look up the dictionary).
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@whiskey4409 I meant exactly what I said. Flogging is prohibited in almost every nation on this earth, so Singapore stands with other third world places and terrorist countries that continue these savage acts of TORTURE. and human rights violations.
I don't care whether you call it Beating, Whipping, Caning, Flogging-- IT IS SADISTIC CRUELTY AND BARBARIC VIOLENCE AGAINST HUMAN BEINGS!!
sandye2100 11 months ago
@sandye2100 where are you from? singapore is one of the safest countries in the world. if you (i don't mean you as in you personally but just figuratively) don't break the law, i don't see why caning is a violation of human rights. let's say someone commits armed robbery and is sentenced to caning. is that a violation of the armed robber's human rights? what about the rights of the person who got robbed? all these arguments against caning and whatever else are mostly one sided.
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@whiskey4409 If I told you I was Singaporean would that be a "SAFE" thing to day considering my comments?
I do not support any government that practices this type of abuse. It does NOT matter where I am from, and I do not care where You are from. Believe all the government propaganda you wish that Singapore is one of the safest places in the world--that never will justify physical assault torturing human beings. YES caning,stoning, waterboarding, burning,mutilation=human rights violations.
sandye2100 11 months ago
@whiskey4409 Singapore's unjust judicial system where judges in a places like Singapore court order men to be brutally whipped by deranged sadistic prison officials because of immigration offences and other crimes where no violence took place is barbaric. It's sick that the government indoctrinates citizens into believing these type of violent practices are "normal." All Human beings -innocent-and those that have broken man-made laws should not be TORTURED
sandye2100 11 months ago
@sandye2100 haha by you saying that if it would or would not be a 'safe' thing tells me where you are from. but i do agree with you on that point, that it doesn't matter where you are from. one thing for sure though, you proved my point, which is that your argument is one-sided, by totally ignoring my example of the armed robber. either you missed it, or you chose to ignore it knowing that i pushed the right button.
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@whiskey4409 I will repeat for you: "All Human beings - Innocent - and those that have broken man-made laws should not be TORTURED." I ignored nothing, now you may see again that I have answered you, but you did not like my answer. It does NOT matter the crime --a person is still a human being and should not be abused in this manner. Now let us see if you will answer----"Do you condone TORTURING human beings?"
sandye2100 11 months ago
@sandye2100 ah, i did not view your last sentence as a reply to the example i gave, but its ok. its not that i don't like your answer, it's just that i do not view caning as torture. it is a punishment for crime(s) committed. when parents cane their children, is it considered torture (this is a rhetorical question)? if someone is caned unjustly, let's say for a crime he did not commit, or is in fact totally innocent, then perhaps you could classify it as torture.
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@whiskey4409 but then again it wouldn't be torture. because the purpose of the caning is to punish, not to torture. innocent people shouldn't be caned. convicted criminals, thats another matter. oh well. this is getting hard to explain. i think you get my point. for the record, i know where you're coming from, i guess we have differing opinions thats all. i hope we can agree to disagree.
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@whiskey4409 I understand your views completely as singaporeans are brought up to believe that physical cruelty is ok. I am not speaking about children although I am against beating anyone at any age. I speak about the injustice against men and the legalized brutality within the judicial system. This violence was used on slaves used in medieval times and terrorists still use it. This is outrageous third world and barbaric and outlawed through most of the world today.
sandye2100 11 months ago
@sandye2100 i'm glad you understand my views, i understand yours too. this has been a fruitful discussion of the subject over youtube, and this will be my final post on the subject. have a good day.
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@sandye2100 but even then, torture is used to extract information/confessions. after caning are the convicts questioned? no. a doctor is present to ensure that the convict is ready to take the next stroke of the cane. in torture chambers are there doctors present? i've never been in one but i'm pretty sure there aren't any doctors inside. the caning is a punishment, reserved for certain crimes, i'm not sure of what crimes though, check wikipedia, i'll check wikipedia too.
whiskey4409 11 months ago
@whiskey4409 When a nude man has been stripped and tied up and his flesh deliberately beaten bloody over and over again and mutilated and scarred--he has been TORTURED--And it has nothing to do with extracting anything to do with a confession.The rest of the world knows this and so do human rights groups and this is prohibited by the United Nations. Any doctor present at any of these barbaric rituals should never be allowed to practice medicine again for they are criminals. Very sadistic
sandye2100 11 months ago
@sandye2100 now, i shall answer your question: i do not condone torturing human beings. but i do ask that you refer to my previous two posts in order the gain some background information about my answer. if you do not wish to, it's okay, i shall reiterate. in my view, caning is not torture, it is a punishment.
whiskey4409 11 months ago
is this real or fake?
cyberboy94 11 months ago
Want more funny Singaporean video?
Watch:
Singapore MRT: I Wanna Si (Die in Hokkien) [Under the Sea Parody]
rinko123 11 months ago
This is the best joke!
yuianoka 1 year ago
I like it Dude !!!!!
mrtecno99 1 year ago
this i why i love singapore!
prosinz1997 1 year ago
i dunt feel like drinking coke after watching this!!!
selenamontez13 1 year ago
lol cock
azul1andazul2 1 year ago
FUCKING DOGS
prokillerz007 1 year ago
@prokillerz007 WHO YOU CALLING DOG?
rinko123 11 months ago
We're launching soon!
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sgfilmfx 1 year ago
LOL
girls32123 1 year ago
LMFAO
PlasticCoatedCheese 1 year ago
I don't mind the funny accent, everyone have their's, but please don't be proud of it... you arrogant Sons.O.Bitches!!! Mr. Lee Kuan Yew's my hero, The government and the officials there are great but it's the commoners that sickens me, thinking they have to be credited for what singapore has become today. Thank Mr. Lee!!! and be humble when you see the Thais, Pinoys, Indoes, becasue their ancestors earns respects from their invaders!!! we fought for it, we been through shit more than you MOFOs!
isenky 1 year ago
OMG...
deathkitty913913 1 year ago
Hahahahaha!
they use Ar and Lar and Lah mostly!
oldsrgolds 1 year ago
sounds like muttons to midnight to me?
laojace 1 year ago
NewRoad40:Thai ppl. admire singapore why?? Thailand is Pride of Asia, S'pore is Shame of Asia. Thai has great tradition, history,culture and beautiful language.Thai has been INDEPENDENT and FREEDOM and Tolerance for minority like gay ppl. Thai ppl. can protest against government bravely. S'porean has nothing. They were obedient and unmanly dog of british racist long years and now of LKY dictater. yes,they speak singlish, becauce his master ordered it, only for money and business!
anfordable 1 year ago
@anfordable You are exactly right on!
zimmerman2000 1 year ago
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JunZhouz 11 months ago
Be proud of your accent, you don't have to change just because another fa*got thinks bad of it.
Greetings from Colombia.
TaikiLangleyAoi 1 year ago 46
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copperbed100 1 year ago
i'm singaporean and proud of singlish :)
midnightxfrost 1 year ago 71
@midnightxfrost im half so??
25rushh 9 months ago
Haha,very funny ah~
MegaEric8888 1 year ago
what is the laughter in the bg~`who did dat.. i be the person posting this video also ...cant resist giggling
guojiayun 1 year ago
@guojiayun I think is Justin Ang
stgoh60 1 year ago
I'm seriously crumbling laughing XDDD hilarious. Gorgeous XD!!
NA0MI246 1 year ago
i undertstand singlish and this is the best singlish i'm from singapore so lol
cherry2000MC 1 year ago
I don't see what is wrong with Singlish. Most Americans speak only one language. I am American but I speak English and Portuguese. Singlish is a dialect of English!
cookies4u101 1 year ago 2
gay party
nickazn69 1 year ago
COK LOL!!!! XD
CLYY362LOL 1 year ago
Singlish= Singapore English
nysyirah 1 year ago
what the fuck is this? stupid cartoon but funny speech. I lucky to be singaporean
chesterngiamzhenghao 1 year ago
@domk00 lol okay, whatever you say mr fuckface
roadsofethiopia 1 year ago
please dont ever laugh at those who cannot speak fluent english. maybe your next generations also speak like that!
skyoflove96 1 year ago
@skyoflove96 im sorry that i laughed at those who cannot speak english fluently, even though it can be funny at times. on behalf of 230 people that liked this video because it's funny, and they laughed, i sincerely apologise. if this isn't enough, sue me please. also, please teach me how to live. please tell me what i can laugh at and what i cannot laugh at.
roadsofethiopia 1 year ago
@domk00 no i am not a comedian, nor am i trying to be funny. but i do have a feeling that you are trying to be funny, but you're not. so stop trying; your efforts are futile.
roadsofethiopia 1 year ago
singlish rocks....
u muz learn if u come to singapore
ownageben 1 year ago
OMG I LOVE TIZ :)
nature1234567890 1 year ago
@domk00 thanks assface. in case you didn't know, or too stupid to realise, i meant to spell cock as 'cawk', and also, your attept to diss me is too indirect to work well. now go fuck yourself, faggot.
roadsofethiopia 1 year ago
BIG CAWK 8=====D
roadsofethiopia 1 year ago
The blue collars and hawkers in Singapore have little formal education. They xommunicate mostly in dialects and Mandarin. However, at least they tried to merge with the larger society by trying to learn to speak English, resulting in Singlish. This is how some of our higher mortals here repay them: by making fun of their effort in overcoming a language barrier.
dragonrecarnate 1 year ago
i like singlish but it sounds plain weird when its too thick
XTrevvion 1 year ago
Uma boa caralhada!
nosso1955 1 year ago
I am amazed at people who can turn on and off their singlish feature in their conversation. Don't underestimate them! but it's unfortunate for those who can't turn it off. I've seen a lot in here.
devotedViolet 1 year ago 3
I don't use singlish often actually. 'cause in exams and orals we cannot use SINGLISH! The education system in Singapore is very good so stop saying that Singaporeans' english are bad. We can speak both Singlish and English!
alwaysloveshinee 1 year ago
@alwaysloveshinee I disagree with you saying that the education system we have is good. Apart from that, I wholeheartedly agree with you.
The funny thing is, most people have little "additions" to their variations of English as well. i.e. The "like" spam in casual American English, shortening of sentences (e.g. "Are you coming over later?" to "You coming over?"), and certain phrases only "native" speakers of said variations would be able to understand. Singlish is just one of these variations.
AsceticDarkness 1 year ago
so the cock is the coke? Lol! I dont even understand that! Hmm..I'm a singaporean and i love singlish! It's what that made us special! ^^
alwaysloveshinee 1 year ago
@alwaysloveshinee OMG HI :D IT'S SO NICE SEEING ANOTHER SHAWOL ON A VIDEO LIKE THIS SO UNEXPECTEDLY x) Ps I'm too random lololol x)
SHINeeJjongkey 1 year ago