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  • hi ppl

  • Awesome bit. Love this guy!!!!!!!!!! I totally want that book, though. The big clock, tick tock, the end, 12 bucks. Hurray!

  • lol, he's not kidding when he says that the description is longer than the book!!!! I've seen it!!!!

  • no no no i just changed it b/c i luv owls and thats my name

  • brian regan is friggin hilarious!

  • what's your problem?

  • who marked as spam ¬__¬

    that was harsh

  • Huh??

  • did you change ur screen name just 4 tha sake ov the joke WOW man

  • lmao. i always thought the little animal books with the fabric thats supposed to feel like animals skin was kinda kool.

  • lol. good point. even if the font is '72, the kid still wont be able to read it yet. XD

  • LOL

  • 12 BUCKS!!!!!

    "sometimes it goes tick and other times it goes tock which goes to show that you can never be too sure in life"

    XD

  • That is so true!

  • HHOOOOOO-T

  • hooooooot *ha ha* ding dong

  • brian regans dvd the epitome of hyperbole. he also has Brian Regan i walked on the moon and Brian Regan Stading up all DVDS All very very very good

  • Children's books are SOO like this! Hahaha!

  • owls go hooo! lol, brian reagan is FUNNY!!

  • LOL "r u talking about this book?! i musta missed the sub text" LOL "they go wilbur"!

  • LOL the clock....the big clock.....tick tock......$12 and theres a synopsis thats longer than da book! LOL

  • HOOOOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

    LMAO XD

  • the CLOCK.....the BIG clock...TICK TOCK....the end~ XDDD

  • Nay...... Means no..

  • it means no in old english so yea :D

  • wy did people spam u ur right!?!?!

  • the clock....the big clock...the clock go tick tock.....twelve bucks XD

  • Everyone knows horses don't go neeiggh...they go wiillbbuurr

  • omg, I love this guy!!

  • god i love him he is freakin hilarious

  • lmao when does it do that?

  • The exciting adventures of the ticking clock. :'D Hurray!

  • That was a GREAT bit!

  • LOL... Tweleve bucks!!!

  • Tweleve... o_oU

    Haha.

  • most amazing man on the planet!

  • neigh!! xD lmfao

  • "Does anyone ever hear an owl go: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!"

    ROFLMAO

  • The best is when hes talkin about the dog and he's like "who heard woof as bow wow", i think i heard a bow wow? (woof) there it is again bow wow!

  • lol he's hilarious!!

  • Tweleve bucks....

  • I love the way he smiles at the audience now and then

  • hahahahaha I love that too :)

  • toss those books in the trash, they didn't do their research

  • throw those away they didnt do their research! lol

  • Dear god I cracked up when he went "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!­!!! HOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo­ooooooooooTTTT!"

  • you're easily amazed!

  • i love how he says "You cna't possibly be talking about this booooooooooook!!"

  • Wilbur!

  • man..if it weren't for reruns on tv land, i wouldn't get that joke.

  • haha Me neither.

  • Dane Cook couldn't hold Brian Regan's jock.

    Brian Regan is freakin' awesome!!!

  • i have to agree... i damn near pissed my pants with this short clip... i have yet to have a really good laugh at anything cooks ever done

  • This guy should be making movies he's so halarious, i think him and Bill Burr should have the same sucess as Dane Cook.

  • Everyone knows horses don't go neigh! they go Wilbur! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny!!!

  • The clock. *flips page* The BIG clock! *flips page* Tic-toc! *flips page* The end.

    *turns book over*

    ....12 BUCKS.

  • ya umm we just saw that -.-

  • lol...he looks like will ferrell in a way...but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY funnier.

  • "a horse goes naigh....."

    "...wen?"

  • The Clock... The BIG Clock... Tick-Tock!

    ...

    The End.

  • Turning the pages

    ...12 bucks! haha so true!! :D

  • Yeah, I work in a bookstore and it's shocking how expensive little kids books can be. Especially the hard cover ones. They're like $15 bucks.

  • Hardcovers! I know! =(

    That's why I would like a piece of that financial pie x3

  • sometimes it goes tick and sometimes it goes it goes tock with just goes to show something can be one way and be about to change.... wait this book?

  • "Horses don't go 'Neigh' they go 'Willburr!'"

  • I agree....i never bought into that "neigh" shit with the horses. Always pissed me off as a kid.

  • i must've missed the subtext...

  • toss those books in the trash can they didnt do their research

  • hey this is h.p. OMG! that was sooooooooo funny oh and owls don't go WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

  • You can't possibly be talking about DIS BOOOOOOOOK!

  • ..... 12 bucks

  • "Wanna give me a ride?"

    "NAYYYY."

    Classic :D

  • lmao sdhhsahsdkljahsdkh bahahahhahahahiuhajsdh

  • HoooOOOOt! HooOOooOOt!!!

    XD

  • pure genius, comedy in its purest sense, hes my favorite comic I wish I was 20% as good

  • Everyone knows that horses don't go Nay.. They go Wilbur..

  • My dad is freinds with Brian, and he told me that Brian is one of the nicest men he could ever meet.

  • youre dad is lucky guy have a laugh every day is for your family

  • horses go wilbur lmao

  • I don't get that part, but it makes me laugh anyway. XD

  • It's from Mr. Ed. Old tv show

  • SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

  • Wanna give me a ride? Nay. LMFAO.

    The Clock

    The Big Clock

    Tick Tock

    12 Bucks

    ROFLMAO!!!! PRICELESS!!!

  • well then i guess hooters is going to have to change to hooers

  • LOL! I think they'd sooner change their name to Titibar USA, which is more accurate.

  • musta missed the subtext...

  • "Horses say nay. When?" Omg! Funny! I am ubsesed with brian reagan

  • No, it's Regan. He has a website brianregan(dot)com

  • What are you so worked up for?! It doesn't matter so just shut the fuck up!

  • dude holy shit its just a spelling error coalm the fuck down

  • come down jcaret i didn't know you were the queen of grammer

  • lmao you're rasict.

  • Brian Regan is a comedic genius..and all without profanity! I have watched everything I can find of his online and on TV and never fail to get a good laugh :).

  • Twelve Bucks...

  • hooooooot lol

  • YES!!! I saw this guy on TV and loved him so much but forgot his name!!! <3

    I'm so glad I found this vid. Now I know who he is! <333

  • One of the best stand up comics ever, hands down.

  • No kidding! You have to add your own story line to kids stories. It's so sad!

  • THEY GO WILBER lol

  • LOL SO funny I have his DVD he is sooo funny and better yet, hes clean. Every other word isnt fuck or shit

  • Willllbuuurrrr

  • Are you talking about this book?

  • WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!whhhOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOttt!!!

  • I died when he said "The horse goes WWiilllBBuuuRRRR!" XD

  • me too! XD

  • the big clock! tic toc! the end! 12 bucks!

  • lollololololololololololololol­ollolololololololololololololo­olollololololololololololololo­lololol. thats all i can say.

  • Yes!!! thank you that is exactly right!!!!I hate Dora the explorer with a passion!!!Why would you buy a birthday card with nothing insid it?????theres no point in buying the freakin $3.00 card for that!

    The horse goes WWiilllBBuuuRRRR!!!

  • he's face while fliping the pages...priceless

  • wow...UrSofaKingWeToDid......y­our pathetic

  • you can't possibly be talking about this booooook.

  • some times it goes tick and sometimes it goes tock lol hilarious!

  • "has anyone ever heard an owl go HOOOOOOOT? HOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

    "Everyone knows horses dont go neigh, they go 'Wilbur'"

    man this guy is great...

  • TICK TOCK. THE END. 12 BUCKS!!!!!!!!

  • Im a owl hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooT. sometimes it goes tick and sometimes goes tock which goes to show that life might go one way then its about to change.

  • Brian Regan...que adorable!

  • then shut up and be a comedian. Otherwise you're just annoying.

  • who, or whoot?

    " Want to get me a ride?"

    " Neiiigh!"

    "Wiiiillbuuur"

  • to right

  • 12 bucks

  • "Wanna give me a ride?"  "Naaaayyyy." - hilarious

  • "the clock.....*turns page* the BIG clock....*turns page*....tick tock...*turns page* the end!" i dont think a book can be that short XD

  • They seriously are.

  • "Everyone knows horses don't go 'neeeeigh'... They go 'Wiiiilbuuur'"

    lol. Gold. XD

  • not gold but water ;)

  • Touché.

  • I love how he said 12 bucks.

    "And there's a synopsis on the back that is longer....then the actual book."

  • 12$

  • ¡Que chistoso! No hay nadie más gracioso que Brian Regan.

  • ¡El derecho en!

  • LOL!!!  no joke, I have been laughing for literally 6 mins now!!! XD

  • that was a touching story

  • HOOOOOT!

  • Who or hoot?!?

  • Goin' to see his new tour show tonight!  I love this guy, he's so funny and he's always got clean jokes.

  • funniest video

  • someone needs a hug.

  • HHHHUUUUGGGGG!!!!:)

  • HUG for wiltchamberlain91 come on , all

  • Chill out Francis

  • Hate? Really? All that hate will eat you up inside man. How about dislike? Or "They annoy me"?

  • lol, i agree even though i've definitly found myself doin it from reading all theirs.

  • HUGZ

  • *Hugglez!*

  • it is true for all kids books

  • THIS IS THE FUNIEST VIDEO... hoooooooooooooooooot

  • The big clock... *turns page*

    ...tick tock! *turns page*

    The end.

    Twelve bucks.

    :D

  • toss those books in the trash can, they didnt do their research.

  • I love this guy! He is like my favorite comedian of all time! HAHAHAHAHA

    Can't...HAHA Stop ... HAHAHA Laughing... HAHAHA!

  • I love this dude he is sooo awesome

  • ~HOOT!~ ong lol rotfl I-I-I CAN't S-STOP L-LAUGHING

  • LOL Wilbur

  • LOL! Idk who is funnier Brian Regan or Jim Gaffigan!? They're comedy styles are so similar...one this for sure though, Dane Cooke is way overrated and not nearly as funny as these guys!

  • I totally agree, Dane is so overplayed

  • amen dude. lol. i tried to watch a Dane Cook special on TV....i haven't watched Comedy Central since...

  • I'd say Regan over Gaffigan.

  • they're both great but i agree this guy just has perfect timing and everything

  • Totally agree. Those two are on my ipod. They're both funny.

  • 12 bucks lmfao i spit my water all over my computer screen when he said that

  • You're aware he's not running for President, right? He is about as qualified as the democrats running though. :)

  • Haha