Agents of Cracked: The Most Traumatizing Internet Comment

[BatmanOneOhOne]

"Get your cock outta your ears and listen to me for a second, will ya?"

That's genius. Seriously funny stuff.

[crunchdoggie]

LOL i just noticed that Gladstone and J O'Brien were on the list of people who called him a fag!

[nandee1fuery]

His "robo face"...is that a reference to "Does Not Compute"?

[nandee1fuery]

I love the theme song XD

[GrundySolomon]

I still think the dislikes are coming from SNL writing staff

[TripleDimensional]

1:57

Reasons to be a Plane

1) Fuckin PLANE

2) Hos love wings

3) Dan's B-day (Crocodile Dan)

[afternoond3light]

B=====D

[aerohawkproductions]

They called me a fag to my internet face.... my robo face D:

[MyDogBrownie]

My headphones were in and at 2:57 that deep voice scared the fuck out of me

[SuperSchoolsux]

Dear mike show is great would have been better if you werent such a fag be more like hb die superfag

[shikamarurules12]

@SuperSchoolsux Love, Everyone.

[sadmuklukman]

lololololololololololol, i masterbate to this video's humour

[cutefriend663]

I find it hard to believe that anyone would call SWAIM a fag..he's too awesome

[MyDormantSoul]

I wish you were a fag swain

[c4r50n1]

@MyDormantSoul RIP Bernie Mack.

[MyDormantSoul]

@c4r50n1 what?

[c4r50n1]

@MyDormantSoul Okay, you called him Swain. His name is Swaim. I thought you were making a reference to an episode of Cracked TV.

[Spunky320]

1:13 also from the boner dog, there is a pic of Dan O'Brian that says A-hole

[DEMchannel]

I love how every time DOB is taken aback at Michael his eyes scan the ceiling as if he's looking for the cameras.

[davethehostage]

..as soon as Michael dialed the first number, my phone coincidentally started to ring.

I literally shit cum.

[Sobrekay]

I want to go to the east coast now. It sounds perfect.

[qbalaqss]

If I call Michael a fag, will he call me?

[EvilApple818]

@qbalaqss A dead man.

[SpicedHammers]

a dog named boner 1;13

[Spunky320]

@SpicedHammers ik i saw that too!!!

[kittenkates]

Haha, I love how Gladstone is on the list of people who called Swaim a fag.

[kittenkates]

Reasons to be a pilot:

1. Fuckin PLANES.

2. Hos love wings.

3. Dan's B-Day (Crocodile Day)

[kittenkates]

when someone fags you out, it's go time.

[bytesize]

GET YOUR COCKS OUT OF YOUR EARS

[ShadowAndFlame68]

Superfag

<3 them bothhhh

[Xanza781]

Wait, so, in this series, Cracked still runs Cracked TV and all of Swaim's and DOB's articles. Does the Cracked.com in this have Agents of Cracked? Does it count as non-fiction?

[Nani101]

Poor DOB...

[NadaqShaker]

Because one day,

I'm gonna stab you in the back.

Literally.

I was drinking when he said that, needless to say my computer screen is covered in soda...

[donorleone]

swaim youre a fag. 07748042136. come get me

[IamaRifle]

I rode a fag up and down the other day......by the way I'm from the east coast.

[Ragnarok6688]

I'd fag the fuck out of your roboface, Swaim.

[ChasingDeadPeople]

When someone fags you out its GO TIME.

[Kiedis95]

"that is not what literally means." "Shut the FUCK up."

[ADeadHeaDz]

Weird. The dicks part is censored on Cracked, isn't it?

[heftyboy20121]

fuckin planes...

[heftyboy20121]

damit dan! gah! damit!

[FunnyChicx12]

Note to self, buy a computer? HA!!!!

[heftyboy20121]

a big floppy dick slapping me in the face! LOL XD

[Arthur5041975]

The actors in these internet programs are terrible. They give awards to this shit?

[VAC1668]

@Arthur5041975 ARE YOU CRAZY DUDE?????? SWAIM IS DA SHIT MAN!

[Arthur5041975]

@VAC1668 I think what you mean is "it is shit". Now try leaving the ebonics out of your conversation with me.

[malleableconcrete]

@Arthur5041975 Terrible isnt it? I guess Micheal Gambon was unavailable.

Keep up the good work DOB and Swaim!

[beermademesmart]

I love the DoctorChaos refference.. Also Fuckin planes!

[chriss22gg]

cool - the "bad" language isn't censored. Kind of makes it funnier when swearing -is- censored (especially when you can hear the beginning and the end of a word), but that's obviously not going to detract from the awesomeness of this series.

Long live Swaim and Dr Baby!

[popomczowzow]

when someone fags you out it's go time

[DiMiXMkd]

SWIM think's SWAIM is a fag.

[trisiti]

Wow, Really not funny. And everyone in this video is a uberfag.

[TheSeruz]

@trisiti

good troll :D

[SaintLizard]

Liked it, but Swaim is a superfag.

[astrologue]

Swaim is a god.

[Emi9119]

Swaim is hilarious!!!!

Dan is sexy!

[Sheb88]

"i know you're from the east coast where everyone rides around on horses and fag is just a fancy word for elevator" and michael's reasons to be a pilot are enough to make this episode awesome.

[IainND]

Fuckin' planes!

[RedBalls101]

cool video, would have been better if SWAIM wasn't such a fag.

[ZomgL33tZors]

I fucking have T-Bone so much, he's a fucking super fag

[supersword44]

swain is great i don't even usually post comments on here cause i find most people either don't care enough to spell well or have such high expectations that no matter what ill probably also get called a fag for this but hey cracked TV has made me and my friends laugh so much its worth it. keep it up cracked. your my favorite site on the web.

[KidsTableVideos]

@supersword44 FAG....But seriously I totally agree with you. Swaim has brought me entertainment for a few years now. It's dissapointing that Cracked and thosearentmuskets don't get more views.

P.S. I was kidding about the whole "fag" thing. I just noticed that nobody had called you one yet. And well I just didn't have the heart to see you all dissapointed.

[LateForaFlight]

All jokes aside...am I the only one who found this to be not so funny?

[Lordofwar1401]

Yes you are

[DEEtoxEXCLUSIVE]

your such a fag for making this!

[iShot4fun]

fag

[jackstorm777]

"My internet face! My roboface!"

"Like an impotent dick! A big, floppy dick, slapping me in the face!"

HAHAHAHA!! Swaim is a comedic genius!!

[republicausp]

Sometimes, when times are tough, I stop at 2:12 and gaze at Swaim's Roboface. Everything seems so much better afterwards.

[homestar216]

They called me a fag to my internet face!..... my robo-face.

[minimoy45]

lol Gladstone is on the phone list

[shaqmantoo]

"Someone called me a fag..."

[lessergnome]

Honor the Swaim, and fear his might. For if he hears the word fag pass your lips, he shall hunt you.

[dascottjr]

Great video. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take the fag up to the tenth floor.

[DrVankmen]

Thank you for posting this on youtube so that now, where ever I go, I can show people just how much of a superfag Swaim is.

[rustedromeo]

That was a good episode!!

[eXhopeon]

swaim is superfag =))))