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  • The fuck did I just watch? O.o

  • hahahahha wtf!! I have Arachnophobia and laughed the entire way through this.

  • My AP Psychology teacher played this in class since we were learning about drugs and it was hilarious. We all thought it was real at first.

  • I am scared of spiders! They freak me out! But I thought this was funny.

  • Ahahaha. XD

  • LMAO.

  • I saw this my first day at high school. Ah too funny ;)

  • Caffeine spider's thoughts-fffffffffuuuuuccccckk­kkkkkkk yyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaa u spin me rite round babe like a record rite round rite round (huhuhuh) I love caffeine *slurp* fuck y'all bitches caffeine whooooooooooooo

  • Caffine - FFFFF YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAH! SPAAAAAZZZZZ

  • I wanna know about the Meth spider.. They would put the crack spider to shame~!

  • Who else thought this was legit until BAM.

  • Wow that's too funny ;)

  • i called the canadian wildlife sevice... they didn't apreciate my questioning

  • .......mind blown!!!

  • If you watch at the end it says first church of christ

  • Oh man, I thought at first it was indeed a documentary on drugs and spiders but turned out to be an interesting comedy sketch on not to do drugs. The clips do feel like they're from a documentary but the later parts with way less realistic proportions are pretty good hand made animations.

  • What a tweest!

  • lol i love how it says first church of christ at the end.

  • Once they got to THC, I knew something was wrong with the video lol.

  • LMAO!!!!

  • Haha wtf! Started of so scientifically.. Then blew my mind! :)

  • Has anyone else noticed at 1:43 that this video was done by "First Church of Christ"? Very interesting...

  • Canada FTW

  • LOL

    

  • for male spider stupid spider law

  • Lol my friend showed me this 3 years ago and I just remembered this

  • ON FUCKING DRUGS XDDDD

  • I watch this video at least 1nce a month

  • lol nice ghetto theme after a bit

  • this was good till you went all ghetto on it

  • @Spagnotic yo thought the spider really built a hammock? hahaha

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  • would rather be given alcohol.

  • @freakofebag Dude you have a spider that can drive a car outside your window........where the hell do you live im coming over

  • funny shit

  • lol. was not expecting that. nice

  • LOOOOL!

  • 0:37 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Funny video, but surely not a church with that language. ( Black Widow- Popped a cap in his:::::;:::: baaaaaaaaaaa )

  • oh wow, my english teacher told me about this video so i decided to see it, it was so funny but the voice sounded real like a real discovery channel person

  • LOL WTF? the publishers "First Church of Christ" at the end. :O

  • holy shit goddamn hahahaha

  • This is some of the greatest humor ive ever witnessed BRAVO!

  • @freakofebag same here i have a whole bunch of them on my porch i blow on the webs and watch them go LMFAO.

  • someone rubbed crack on me so now i'm gonna find someone who's having a caffine crash, and then ima but a cap in their ass, then durring winter i'ma get me a bitch

  • this is classic comedy!

  • thats the same spider that got me high :( i lost every thing

  • bad thing: spider will become a giant destuctor and kill everyone

    good thin: i will not happen

  • @apeman888 thank you.

  • First church of Christ lol!

  • Anybody else notice it's copyrighted by the First Church of Christ...?

  • hahahahahha hammack spider became crack spiders bitch :D

  • woowwwww............can spiders poop glitter too.?/

  • @austin10123 You honestly thought a spider built a hammock?

  • i love the crack spider

  • holy shit spiders are just like black people

  • I remember this from way back in the pre-youtube days. Think it was on Consumption Junction. Anyways, I think I really wanna try to give crack cocaine to a spider now.

  • nice!

  • kill it.

  • FUNN E XD

  • WTF 1:40 "First church of Christ filmmaker"????

    

  • :21...ha really? this should be interesting

    :37...haha are you serious? thats what a spider on caffeine is like? thats funny!

    :52..ok this is pretty ridiculous now. kind of hard to believe...

    1:04...ooooh its not real...

  • I demand more information on the crack spiders bitch

  • WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

  • Ray William johnson should watch this :D

  • lolllll

    

  • Hahahaha

  • this is saying pot is good

  • @macmath202 well it is..

  • suck-ahs

  • wait what ? is this a joke ?

    i dount get it.

  • @jedimaste154

    clearly, you have never tryed any of these drugs..

  • @youcantspeak

    Actualy when i wrote that comment i was on one of those drugs ;)

  • This was to funny.

  • cocaine n meth is hardworking

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • This was great. Also goes to show that every video will get dislikes.

  • i will never forget this vid! its freaking epic!

  • Dayum, this shit is too gah dayum, fuh-nee!!! hahahaaa

  • omg this shit is amazing

  • When he said the mate got a restraining order i thought he wasnt joking and im like, "are you serious!?" then i saw the car and it was fake..... -.-

  • @shrksE I realized it was fake at the part where he said "...but the mate got a restraining order..." I laugh knwing how fake this stuff was

  • 184 people are the crack spiders bitch

  • @wolf44442 in 4 months the crack spider only got 6 more bitches

    he's slowing down

  • If u notice at the end there was writing that had a church name

  • hahahaha

  • 0:51 around and around and around man he must be dizzy

  • For more information on the crack spider's Bitch. Contact the Canadian Wildlife Service.. In Ottowa..

    Lmbo!

  • total nerd comedy

  • Love the narrator!

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  • so funny, it started like a real science docu, very serious, but then they all got high!

  • what the fuck did i just watched

  • if the spider in on drugs, wtf take the guy who made the video!

  • HITLERLAND

  • The crack cocaine spider thought building webs were for suckers , so he waited till the caffeine spider got tired and came up behind it and popped a cap in his ass!

  • LOL. This is hilarious. 

  • hehehe first i thought this was serious but than i saw the car and laughed my ass of

  • im high as fucki thought this was all real  until i saw the spider pop a willie on a convertable lmao

  • Next time I see a Spider in my house, Im'a giving him some THC...

  • This is possibly one of my most favourite things ever. Haven't watched in ages <3

  • fake

  • @MariooTX no shit sherlock?

  • any one else phone the canadian wild life service and asked about the crack spiders bitch

  • This is extremely funny!

  • This should be up on natinal giographic.. Lol

  • best spider video ever

  • this shit had meh at first!!

  • im fucking laughing my head of, i thought this was serious!

  • @Healinproof I agree, I didn't like it when the top comments ruined my surprise for my friend.

  • I wanna see PCP spider!

  • thumbs up for caffeine spider :D

  • 0:42 I was gonna build a web, but then I got high...

  • i actually thoughtt this was a real documentary

  • @MrMusickey At first it seems like it is, but then it just get funny.

  • bitch

  • XD

  • lol

  • haha I saw that in rehab.. LOL

  • UPDATE RB

  • LOL, I saw this B4 and laughed that time also!!

    Timothy

    :o)

  • I like the car

  • Nice web, Mr. Crack-spider.

  • Popped da cap in yo ass, biatch! lol

  • Break yo self bitch! Um Takin Yo Web words of a Crack Og Spider! Lmao!

  • wow I was like this is cool! then all of a sudden it was fake. but still hilarious haha

  • LOL

  • building webs is for SUCKAS lol

  • Hahahahaha, stoned spiders chilling. Now I've seen it all!

  • So marijuana makes spiders lazy? Thats explain why the webs in my friend's basement go crazy he have THAT weekend party!

  • this was so funny, but when i saw it was made by a church then it came obvious that they were serious. I hate antidrug campaigns.

  • @mauriciohavok HA , you really do think this was meant to be serious?

  • Lol the caffeine spider

  • DUDE!

    ...yes

  • Spiders should take diphenhydramine.

  • buliding webs is for SUCKAS

  • I wanna be a crack spiders bitch!!

  • HAHAHHAAHAH

    

  • Yuck. Funny af but hate fuckingg spiders!!!!!!!!

  • haha! be funny if this was real!!

  • hahahahahahhahhahahaha

  • mary jane spider just sat in its ham mic and watched the caffeinated spider

  • Interesting effects, I didn't think spiders would react to drugs in any way besides wandering around more slowly. Like bees do, I think.

  • @SEGCISR its a joke dude chill

  • this is the best documentary ive ever seen. animal planet aint got shit on this

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  • @GaltarDude1138 Not at the moment, thanks in part to you.

  • @GaltarDude1138 please delete that comment, its ruining just as much...

  • Tagging for Facebook people, short and awesome

  • By far THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.

  • ahh contact CANADA for information on teh crack spiders bitch... it figures

  • Mother Nature has spoken: Crack is the way to go...

  • The greatest movie to come from protestants.

  • I thought this was real until the spider popped a cap in that spider's ass. Then I knew it was fake.

  • @gamefreak1000000 The spider driving a car didn't set it off..?

  • @hangnail94 No.

  • First Church of Christ?

    WTF?

  • @Hoooray4Kade duh the fcc

  • That was real laugh out loud stuff - brilliant!

  • The funny thing is, that there actually was a scientific test with spiders ^^

  • Given the spider THC he Just built a hammock and layed in it and watched the other build its web!.Proof that weed should be lagal because even poisonus spiders can be layed back and chilled on teh WEED!.

  • @LordZacknafien if it was legal then we would all be lazy and chilling in a hammock and nothing would get done

  • @acesonfire EXACTLY LMFAO!!!.

  • @LordZacknafien Yes and your lack of intelligence can be put down to smoking week aswell

  • @irelad101 his lack of intelligence? yes, I suppose smoking "week" will do that to you. what is that even supposed to mean?

  • HAHAHA

    

  • I laughed soooo hard rotfl

  • oh you you what a bitch i fell for it :[

    lol

  • motherfucker! i fell for it

  • for a while during the start it looked like a real experiment, but when the restraining order part came up, i knew it was not truly a scientific thing.  but loled at it

  • Then he became the crack spiders birch lmfao

  • LOL

  • ROFL!!!! This makes more sense than anything else iv ever heard in my entire life time XD

  • it seemed real untill the THC part

  • nice web, mister crack spider

  • lol