Apocalypse Yes

[Kaaxe]

glacier noises

[magellantech1]

slideme.org/application/apocal­ypsetimer

[tubbellebunk]

lol

[Grendonify]

“Don’t get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.” -Craig Benzine

[MuffinzAndPiez]

What's the dramatic music at 2:59?

[suequeue]

0:47

[elsa991]

if the world is going to end, show me the meteor that's coming or ask mother nature if she's going to do that on that exact day. they are using that to distract us. "they" used planes that dropped toxines over canada and killed many birds, wanting to rid the planet of overpopulation. the apocalypse is an excuse for them to use nuclear bombs on us. they are too eager to try them and see what happens next. oh, and go learn what's really going to happen in 2012

[ABOMiiNATiONUK]

Like if your living.

[RiskyBrothers]

I've had the video paused at 2:12 for a long time...

[TheBlackyoshilover]

im watching this on christmas eve...

[Mr432scott]

thumbs up if you are watching this on May 27 2011

[DesmondtheRhino]

I though he said Media repelling laser so when he is famous he will not be stalked by tabloids or something, then I watched the other video.

[nunoyobiznis]

even though i'm sick and can barely talk i still laughed my a** off XD (it didn't really sound like a laugh, more like a strangled choking noise XP)

[Kaorurules1]

I didn't save the world. :) 

[ConTasticProductions]

Yes is blue? Why is yes blue? it is the apocalypse.

[janerz365]

...i'm gonna miss naysaying....

[LonerDesk]

You are my desktop.

[Twidgett02]

The Wine Kone reference?

[FenderrMann]

the beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. 

[looking4myleopard]

herumpf herumpf. 

[cheseeh]

if explosion thursday is really a thing why didnt you just blow up the meteor

[obeythebrocode]

@wheezywaiter, i realize this is pretty late. But my birthday was the Apocalypse so u guys survived cause i was born on that day. soo it would really make my day if i get some kind of like birthday shout out! also your my favorite youtube personality

[UnexpectedPopcorn13]

GAH-HUH-HU :-{

[FlawedButPerfect]

"Singing the song that never ends until it ends."

[TheUncannyXjess]

You're so great. "I just do it for the L-O-L's."

[SuperTortoisedude]

Lololololololololololololololl­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololol

[Diat95]

lol



[davidtennantfan15]

i love the way i watch this but before i see the end of the world, i have to watch a mcdonalds advert lol

[DJparsons89]

why is the Yes a Link in the title? lol weird!

[llDeaTHhIMseLFll]

derp

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[Nintenrock]

0:25 - 0:34 drunk voice

[1geekmagnet]

naysay



[PottsProngs]

You have such cute lips Wheezy (:

[GTSampsn]

Oh worlds ending, harumpf harumpf

[ChipwizarD]

LOL. Well when you get your cloning machine do younger versions of you, you'll get closer to living 4ever.

[Nintenrock]

epic ending

[Allgamer28]

lol



[Ripclaw999]

Gah HU Uh!!!

[Thatcartoon]

Best vid ever

[slnedreg]

lol



[bigbookofnothing]

lols, click the "Yes" in the title

[neonemu]

Emu shout out?! My life is complete! <3

[supernacho4]

@MrWillwalker You have no sense of humor .. He is extremely funny. The only reason he's not funny to you is because you don't understand the words he says. :P

[MrWillwalker]

@supernacho4 I keep being kinda fraped on youtube by my friends because i log onto youtube on their computers and never log out. They've been leaving comments on videos about rape and things. I love wheezy, always have. My friends are just pricks.

[supernacho4]

@MrWillwalker Oh , then I'm sorry . Hopefully they stop .

[LeakerStreet]

EMU

[freddes25]

I "would" miss banjo face whezzzy!

[lovePaNiCaTtHeDiScO8]

harrumph harrumph.

[lutzjake135]

NAYSAYER!!

[TheBestLoverieverhad]

0:19 ITS A BOY :D

[Voctis1]

you deserve way more views!!

[MsTheatreNerd3]

You sicken me loljk That was the Chinese food and chocolate milk.

[PandIstudios]

LOL

[matthewgilpincom]

press 2 for beatboxing...

[jammiedodger2k10]

wsuav a jd



[hollisterseagullJS]

OH WORLD'S ENDING, HARUMPH HARUMPH!

[555mimi666]

lol



[TheSzczczczPANIC]

Did anyone from Cleveland go "HOLY CRAP! GREAT LAKES DORTMUNDER GOLD! I KNOW WHERE THAT IS BREWED!" as soon as he raised the bottle even though the label is not facing the camera. Oh gosh. Im an alcoholic. Oh gosh. Im 19.

[CorrinMovies]

he acts like tobuscus

[yuffferz]

laprofnalzazy

[norgha]

I'm working on living for ever too

[Lieu3C4]

So the damn Mayans were wrong hunh.

[jagscadambi2008]

2:32 <---Minecraft water sound XD

[explodingsharpie]

@Vacalex, true...but than i can get a Ginourmous magnified glass and read it

[SuicidalWormPoo]

22 second intro. How dare you Craig.

[rootvalue]

I like atheist Craig.

[LadyQuestionare13]

does he mean Emus?

[EvilResel]

I was chosen! I am in heaven watching wheezywaiter. :D

[randomguysomeone]

I didn't know they made prescription oakley's?

[aceofspadesx11]

its b.c.e. now that stands for "before common era" its no longer bc

[JESSSPACECORE]

DORTMUNDER GOLD!!!!

[Valkbg]

I almost cried on the In the loving memory of Earth

[shesMusic]

Actually my aunt died of brain cancer on the 26th... So I shaved my head! From emo kid 2 kimo kid.

[simplequestions95]

Lambchop reference ftw. I love you Wheezy.

[denwilliston]

lol

[MadeOnEarth20]

I want 2:00 to be my desk top.

[yay7times73]

@MadeOnEarth20 its mine.

[zelda12353]

@MadeOnEarth20 Pause it, make it big, hit PrntScrn, paste into paint, save, then set as desktop background :D

[lv85huenex]

@MadeOnEarth20 tinypic .com/r/23l1so2/7

[CakiePieSquared]

@MadeOnEarth20 Oh, the beauty of printscreen!

[TheAmazingFuzzle]

@MadeOnEarth20 It is my desktop.

[ButterflyingAway]

*Ahhhhh* Hey BeardLoovers ! L=

Oh And Is It Me Or Do You Sound Like ... The SpiderMan Guy ?? Tobey.. Maguire !!!

[Fauzy26595]

I didn't know the world was supposed to end on my birthday..

[Elstar89]

EMUS! XD

[kaheksandik]

Dude you need braces



[Snowlephant]

i'm gonna miss scarlett johansson

[frotlops]

nice camera you got there wheezy. we can see it in your eye reflection at banjo smile time

[LadyFooui]

lol

[ancheryay]

"Cant lose, Cant Win, Can Drink *clunk* slawslawslawslaw..hmm."

Hahaha

[ModernDear]

Yay for Lamb Chop's Play Along! Thanks for bringing back my childhood!

[twightlight3]

I stopped at 2:12 (but the vid is kind of off sync, the sound of the slap occurred be for the actual action O_O you... monster! I'm pretty sure my parenthetical sentences shouldn't be this long! Merely disregard this sentence OK? You didn't see anything.)

[missy192]

it should be "A.D. 2011"

[User9787]

0.0

[happytheodoreperson]

That is a really impressive meteor sound... Or maybe it's just God snoring or whatever you can hear in Heaven.

[misslollypop67]

Happy belated birthday milkweed1144 :P

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

you taught me words...

[Gabriellaella23]

Ugh. People who use big words are so meretricious.

[milkweed1144]

May 26th was my b-day! Lolz

[GameDissections]

thats either root beer or cream soda

[JoStan2011]

Emus

[HotFriedIceCream]

i would never drink beer, it smells disgusting

[JessieLightyear]

Keep pressing 5 for epic banjo music :)

[AcidRaZor]

just as I clicked "try again" it said "Sicko" :D

[mattduman]

Keep pressing 7 for repeated face slaps :D

[MrJakeEATsworld]

keep pressing 1 nom nom nom

[greenb0y88]

if your watchin your weight weezy drink vodka neat, only 60(ish) calories a shot - plus people who drink vodka neat are usually badasses!

[skateforsolstice]

He does it for the lol's LOL

[TheEditingShop]

0:26 - I've just realised Craig, isn't that a reference from Midnight Cowboy?

[jipley]

LOL

[guitarpoet88]

I'm not really sure if death is a thing yet.

[lolimso18]

apocalyptic clone is cool.

[choocken]

Is there someone filming this video? It looks like there's a reflection of a person in his glasses...

[RockinTheBassGuitar]

I thought the earth would end on an Explosion Wednesday (even though it's not a thing)...

[MaddhatterChannel]

LOL



[SeatonStudios1]

Aww, when I read the title I thought you were going to play Close To The Edge or something.

[stehar102650]

Machinimia? Gtfo!

[cherrypotpi]

What beer is that?

[Crystal4cid]

LOL

[kazykensie]

Apocalypse...Now.

[dopaminabuse]

lol, you're welcome: 0:30

[LufaNuarb]

this day was my birthday

yay



[MelleB90]

Uuuaah creepy, my giggle after 0:54 exactly matched the laugh creepiness steepness curve :l

[viltukaz]

i dont like ur glasses

[EverRoxas]

@viltukaz Not much you can do about that. But, complaining about it shouldn't be one of the things you do...

[explodingsharpie]

you need to have subtitles for quiet clone!!



[hollowmask77]

wtf is up with the advertisement?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[EverRoxas]

@hollowmask77 Get Ad Blocker?

[hollowmask77]

@EverRoxas I will never succumb to such evils...

[snailbacon]

Right before you said that you were going to miss chips and salsa I thought to myself, "I want some chips and salsa." Weeeiiird.

[THEDOOKIE95]

GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoctorSmurph]

I love how real it was when it started spilling, cause it was real lmao

[MrMetallicaMetallica]

I tried to click the RSS pillow, but it didnt work..

[brookecantoo]

looks like sexy clone decided to take over the video today.....buzzzzzzing! :)

[greenieactress11]

lol!

[mittensandfobeo]

4.4 billion bc.... that's the only thing i learned from earth science

[AndresTweets]

Gah hhuh uh.

[skaf24]

press 5 for banjo face!

[ben10150]

Craig the glasses make you look better IMO :D

[36bpty]

@kitkat13194 no, i know that one. i mean whats the opera song called?

[yamileth650]

today, may 26, is my 18th birthday and I'm graduating from high school. I'd say that's a nice way to go, I'm satisfied.

[happyhorse102]

Hahahahaa

[ToXicTubeTV]

I don't see a beard...

[Taintf1]

Lol

[engrifes]

Guiness? :)

[e2eprietoz]

GUH UH UH!

[welirun]

BANJO FACE  :D

[thomasmccarron]

Lol @ minecraft water noises

[purplebookbanjolion]

pause at 1:36! arggghhhhhh!

[TheRainbowFishy]

I prefer watching like this: O.o

[kevinearlturner]

loll

[HamodiiiCR]

Youuuuu suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[WateverWatever04]

Dear Wheezy Waiter,

/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

lol ;)

[PeaKzZ89]

/watch?v=gNQF8YeqbY8

[xPowderBluLolipopzx]

O.O

[Wolf22283]

Pretty much all of the numbers you press to jump to different points of the video are hilarious :')

[regularguy5mb]

I accomplished most of the things I wanted to... but I guess it doesn't matter now...

Wait, what was that about a meteor repelling laser?

[Gemanite55]

MAY 26th! MY BIRTHDAY!

[gwyng1gwyng1]

i think GUH HUH UH is a new thing.

[LegalHeroin]

press 5

[funky196]

Dryer sheets, is that sheets that are dryer or sheets for your dryer?

[TheITPod]

my birthday! noooo!

[Megadariza]

Holy crap Wheezy... I had a really really bad thunderstorm with a tornado in my area. At first I thought that the storm was just normal... but then I thought back to what you said last week... OHMAGAWD!!!! ... but I didn't die... :(

[drowssap22]

I just do it for the lol's....

[Smilesisne]

Lol meteor repeling laser

[ggennav]

The bird that looks like an ostrich, but is not an ostrich, is called an Emu. I hate them, I've actually gotten bitten by one and it hurt REALLY BAD! (: