YouTube Is My Life

[xOvedie]

I was 12 and didn't even understand English when I started loving this! First video I remember watching on youtube.

[djsims2]

awww i remember when this video was featured

[Saninsince992]

Seriously, it's been 4 years since this was uploaded? Damn, I'm getting old.

[Andaril2]

YOU SUCK !

[doyoulikewaffles334]

Bitch go get a life and get off the internet with ur big bold eyes staring at meh

[rockmanpunkman]

I remember watching this 4 years ago :) still one of the besr videos on youtube. Seeing now as i'm a bit older i can understand how hard this would have been and how original the idea was. This deserves more views :D

[MekasUrn]

Fantastic!

[necrofelist]

i swear, this video may be old but it is such a great song.

[WoWZeniks]

Lol... How did Bon Jovi get me here^^? Nice vid!

[ShootingPrejudices]

One of the first videos I saw on Youtbe, if not THE first.

[Veronica665]

Well, strangely this guy got disconnected. There is no such thing as coincidence.

[AnomalyEroteme]

Shakespeare: I bite my thumb at thee.

Freud: Your video implies sexual infatuation with your mother.

Salvador Dali: The spatial characteristics of your exposition on chickens implies you suck.

Napoleon: One could conquer an entire land before traveling as far as your inability to produce videos stretches.

[LoneWolf23245]

you suck!



[tyngastehasse]

You suck.

[h3ctikxhamster]

"Your video, is gay, so you must also be gay because you made a gay video" :)

[SolitudeOfLolitude]

I watched this on the day it came out; and have loved it ever since.

[ChurchOfBlow]

@SolitudeOfLolitude Thank you.

[Dot2TheLock]

@SolitudeOfLolitude same!



[Gigafuzz]

@SolitudeOfLolitude Haha same here, i remember way back when it was on the featured page. Just checking my favorite videos, then BAM... Nostalgia.

[LaconnerLoL]

Did anyone else search for the "i am not a freak" video after you saw this?

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@LaconnerLoL - Of course!

[HenryTheChipfork]

Who signed the picture of the Dalek behind Shakespears first shot?

[haxor758]

wheres shao kahn? YOU SUCK.

[pwndx100and5]

you suck (jk)

[1Stalker1]

4 years passed.

Still watchin' it.

[MyHenjin]

Youtube used to be my life, then i took an arrow in the knee

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@MyHenjin - Now what's your problem? Let me guess: - Someone stole your sweetroll.

[TheAsdfghjklqqww]

This video would have to be the worst video on YouTube. Period.

[Nawsteth]

I wonder what this guy is doing now

[TheJacChannel]

old youtube days <3

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

this is the greatest thing anyone has ever achieved on this website. (PS, you suck.) :D

[gearofduty2012]

cool

[AkanemaruNayuchi]

This is just the best thing on youtube.

[TheNintendoZeus]

this video is Gay and your gay because if the videos gay then the person who made it (You) is gay.This pointless comment is Cool so the person who wrote it (me) is Cool.(Absolute Joke nice vid :)

[Saninadult]

My girlfriend man, not cool.

[OctoberNightUCP]

Um????????????????????????????­?????????

[ChurchOfBlow]

@OctoberNightUCP Yes?

[OctoberNightUCP]

@ChurchOfBlow Lolz liek the vid :)

[thatcosplaykid]

He was trolling before trolls were trolling.

[jakdawak666]

u gotta get a girlfriend

[the13thpickaxe]

you suck

[owensvideos1000]

I must make a bad comment

[ltsProductions]

I remember that this video was a huge factor that made me a youtube addict xD oh man I remember when it came out....hell yeah youtube is my life. still all of you suck.

[TROYSZEMA]

lol still 2011

[jeffyjeffyjeffy]

i saw this vid and looong time ago and this is my favorite vid ever

[BlueCircleScotland]

Brilliant! I'm glad I found you on omegle!

[grandiosamad]

you suck

[jablair51]

Don't know why I suddenly remembered this video earlier today. Still funny after all these years.

[snypervyper]

you suck

[trashdog24]

YOUTUBE IS MY LIFE

[mattmaster5356]

fake and gay

[spacebear97]

If you write a negative comment, then there will be too much negativity on this website.

The below statement is false

The above statement is true

Pinkie Pie breaks the fourth wall

And your arguement is invalid.

[TheAsdfghjklqqww]

@spacebear97 Pinocchio said: "My nose will grow longer"

[69thedominator69]

them sad transformation into a troll. so sad

[Diox990]

this thing should be on the front page instead all of the crappy things they put there

[HiBye533]

When 1 million views was awesome.

[MidiPunk]

You suck

[Bulba2277]

@meanderthal17 same haha

[Bulba2277]

@ meanderthal17 same haha

[Meanderthal17]

I saw this almost 5 years ago and still find myself singing it every once in a while. This is the first time I've watched it since then, too.

[MrJakeBFTW]

@Meanderthal17

LOL ME TOO! This reminds me of the old youtube so much!! Oh the fuckin nostalgia!!

[yhnbgtrfvmju]

Awesome !!!

[Crazypastatoaster]

I hope nobody got ran over by cancer by the end of this video:)

[LightningLuisito93]

Still watching in 2011

[WTFman46]

2:53 possibly the best close up in the world

[skater3776]

He looks like SeaNanners

[sweetreview]

you look like paul bernardo

[DrNinou]

u look like johnny depp in the astronaut wife

[19lionkingfan]

3:07 she's so beautiful.. she's glowing

[imOverWhere]

I wish you would come back <3

[NarutoXras3ngan]

this vid desreves at least 100 million is EPIC

[pizza464132]

You Suck.

[gorillazfan3]

This should have been a bigger hit!!!!!

YOU SUCK!

[kajekj]

So this is where the trolls originated from. Learn something new everyday.

[ImNotABotBtc]

Trolls this is your nation anthem

[pogolaugh]

You sir need a  girlfriend

[carlunddeininger]

you suck.....no that was a joke

[moner65]

you suck.

[TheCarguy974]

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

[Kennyulior]

u suck

[BoydTheMilkmanX]

I miss DocRusty D:

[M0niak]

You Suck

[YamiChippy]

Loved this video a few years ago, came back to rewatch. Still amazing <3

[ihaxurheadoff]

2660 people suck

[NorchRBLX]

This is always a good video..

[sillychick123]

You rock

[CrappyCartoons]

This was the last great video on youtube... It's been all downhill since then. Always like coming back here.

[carnalucious]

@CrappyCartoons I agree!

[WackyJohnsWorld]

yes, i suck...and they tell me tathall the time

[KingRizlaa]

Youtube sucks.

[SaltySangster]

i remember i watched this like 3 years ago.

[TheAceDread]

Thumbs up if you've watched this before youtube was for the corporations.

[Christopher30605]

thumbs up if you still listen to this in 2011

[Krankyism]

lol i wanted to say that you suck but everyone already did so those guys are gay and have no life!

[maplestoryhack]

you suck

[lenaluvsu]

You suck



[roman2176]

you sir have a tenuis grasp of the rules oh dramatergy

[Sharkyx8]

You suck

[Boico101]

Having been re-directed here from another video that initially tricked me into watching it, I must say I'm not impressed. Why the need to inflate your videos views by tricking people into watching it?

[ChurchOfBlow]

@Boico101 Re-directed from what video? Because I can assure you I had nothing to do with it.

[ChurchOfBlow]

@Boico101 Oh, this was just a baseless drive-by accusation? Got it.

[siddster115]

@ChurchOfBlow nah it was based off of a saints row 2 video. /watch?v=ZGJJvJf2aPw&NR=1&feat­ure=fvwp

[Boico101]

@ChurchOfBlow It would be nice if you actually gave me time to reply to your comment. It was the following video: watch?v=ZGJJvJf2aPw

I am very perplexed as to why that video exists if it is not to inflate your views

[ChurchOfBlow]

@Boico101 I'm equally perplexed. I had nothing to do with it and you're the first person to bring it up. But I'm afraid you'll just have to take my word on that.

[RobertAdamsonn]

@Boico101

You really think he's trying to gain more views when he nearly has two million already?

Please, use your brain sir...

[Boico101]

@RobertAdamsonn Well then explain to me why that video exists. It is equally absurd, if not more so, that someone else is attempting to gain more views for him and goes to the length of creating another video. Perhaps you should 'use your brain sir'?

[ChurchOfBlow]

@Boico101 The video you linked to was created before it was even possible to embed links within a video. Why would I create a video for a video game I haven't heard of, anticipating a day when I could use it to trick people into watching this one and risk alienating viewers for no good reason? Either way, you're the only person to make this complaint in three years. Obviously this alleged scheme was a failure anyway.

[Boico101]

@ChurchOfBlow I am not now accusing you. You said that you had nothing to do with it and I accepted that. My latest comment was in reply to someone calling me a fool for originally assuming it was you who created the video. Let me ask you, if you watched a video which was not what it claimed to be, which is the more rational assumption: that the owner of the linked video is responsible or a third party with nothing at all to do with the linked video.

[catempire86]

@Boico101 You sir, need to go figure out 9/11, the moon landing, JFK's assassination while you are on a conspiracy-proving hot streak.

This dude has 1 million hits because his video rocks ass and youtube apparently featured this vid at some point. Hence the 5-figure likes. You sir, need to get a girlfriend and oh, by the way, you suck.

[Boico101]

@catempire86 Well first of all, the bloke whose video it is and I discussed why that other video existed, and he explained to me he had no knowledge of its existence, I have no reason to disbelieve him. I have never watched his videos and can not speak about his talent, I did not ask the above question because I dislike him, I simply could not understand why the other video existed. Second, I find it quite amusing that...

[Boico101]

@catempire86 ...I am continuing to receive messages from his fans long after the matter is resolved, it really has nothing at all to do with you. (Oh, and I doubt my wife would be happy if I found a girlfriend.)

[ChurchOfBlow]

@Boico101 It's because the most recent comments go right to the top, and since we're all responding to your initial comment, it too goes right to the top. And I'm probably not helping matters by responding again. Sorry.

[McSamuraiCZ]

You suck

[CallMehSean]

10 facts:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7. You are still reading my comment

9. You did not realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjying this 12. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste this on ONE video And tommarrow will be the best day

[ChurchOfBlow]

@CallMehSean Whoever wrote this was wrong. I skipped right to 11. What do I win now?

[roman2176]

@ChurchOfBlow congradulations you one the game

[TheWONDERBOYZ1]

YOU SUCKS..... ()()=======D

[flybirdefly]

YOU.......... nvm

[SaluteMentaleTube]

♪ youporn is my life ♪

[jiggie666]

Don't to Trolling

[FreeKid1337]

YouSuck

[SaminekHeniek8]

GREAT!!! 

[sydakota]

YOU SUCK

[iloveubluee]

notice in the beging of the video he has a beard and as you go more into the video he doesntXD

[iloveubluee]

@iloveubluee at 1:54

[YoYoTheKing1]

you really suck on some dick's

[CTcCaster]

u suck

[procrastinator300]

who is the girl at 4:42?

[Wailot6]

@procrastinator300 the same girl as in 3:07 and 3:25 as well as 4:21

[procrastinator300]

@Wailot6 what I mean is, who is she? i'm sure she's some youtube person

[ChurchOfBlow]

@procrastinator300 TheHill88

[Sephiroth365]

one of the original trolls of youtube....*bow**bow* 

[Littlebeast842]

i wish Old Youtube was here made a things a lot better back then >.> now Youtube Frezess a lot , has to re download the video if you put full screen Mode, removed ratings and a lot of other stuff Youtube has dissapointed me now adays

[cyanidemaiden]

lol glad I came back to this vid after years

[1001virus1001]

old youtube D:

[BogusMannDR]

AWESOME!!

[MegaRunkku]

you suck!

[SonicThunderBYG]

1:52 Beard. 1:53 No Beard!

[weepingprophet]

@SonicThunderBYG 1:52 No suit. 1:53 Suit!

[AnRTPgA]

how did i get here?

[ThatShyKid]

I watched this years ago and played the "you suck" chorus into the phone when someone kept calling and just breathing into the phone.

[nathanjones123456789]

your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ gay and FYI you suck!!!!!!

[scarbouroughboys]

You remind me of Jim Carrey :L :D

[aap13kop]

you suck

[Janthonycox]

Yes , it is a long and exausting job being a hater:( !!!! Gotta put off other task for later.

[Janthonycox]

You suck

[HARTSVRIENDIN69]

You suck

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taintingfeature]

I miss old Youtube :( and also the the broadcast yourself under the infamous logo :( . I feel as vevo and wmg is making me watch whatever they want me to

[aber1514]

not god

[rabies79]

You Suck!

[weedgirl90dani]

ahhahh u suck :D

[Aaronfretwell1]

YOU SUCK!

[RonnyWho]

I can't believe that this only has 2 mil views after all this time.

[Lucozzo95]

il mio commento di prima l'ha scritto felipe tedeschi ..

[Lucozzo95]

You suck

[Gather3r]

this video is gay, therefore you must be gay, because only a gay would post a gay video. gay

[Random2605]

youtube is my life. FUCK ITS ALL I DO ALL DAY

[9doddle]

pee

[pikez17]

how is you suck not the top comment

[Random2605]

@pikez17 aye

[NsFZen]

hahaha i remember when this video had like 50k views

[kimankerhansen1]

youtube is awensome nice cool coooooool....

[02sanja]

Still love this one like crazy! Never get tired of watching it! :-)

[xXeLiTeGaMerSXx1]

You suck !!!

[ColibriAnna08]

Oh, look at all the user comments saying "you suck!" because you said it in the video! How clever! And it's not like for every one of them there wasn't already ten comments exactly like it before.

[OmegaZero77]

@ColibriAnna08 IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ColibriAnna08]

@OmegaZero77 How do you count them? O_O

[OmegaZero77]

@ColibriAnna08 Rough estimate based off the views.

[ColibriAnna08]

@OmegaZero77 We ought to organize a manhunt.

[jeffyjeffyjeffy]

quit being lazy and start making good videos again.. lazy bastard

[ColibriAnna08]

@jeffyjeffyjeffy Choreographing a stop motion dance routine with finger puppets is pretty damn hard and creative. Silly willy =)

[MineCraftNoRegrets]

u suck CO-CO-CO- COMBO BREAKER!

[braxton69]

you suck

[kathyscv1]

@braxton69 Just thought of this..VLOG Brothers DFTBA (Don't forget to be awesome)...Hank and John Green VLOG Brothers...One writer and one singer..One of their motto.....END WORLD SUCK!~ They are great!

Take care!

[twinnedpanda]

u suck

[BTpAraDise]

YOU SUCK!!!

[Ostrasize]

I've loved this video ever since I first seen it..

[ryanryanryan08]

I RECOGNIZE THE PUPPETS!!!!! met this guy on OMEGLE!!!!!

[zegsigma]

i have loved this video ever since i saw it like 3 years it is incredible